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Nairaland General › Re: Photos: See What This Lady Claims An Army Officer Did To Her Sister by simplemach(m): 9:12pm On Feb 15, 2015
Nawaooo, and police self dey fear to arrest them.
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Mourns Bayelsa Women Who Died In Car Accident by simplemach(m): 9:11pm On Feb 15, 2015
Rip to the dead.
But what of the 'ghana must go' in the boot, who took it?
Family › Re: Woman Arrested For Leaving Her 2 Kids Alone Abroad To Attend Wedding In Nigeria by simplemach(m): 9:09pm On Feb 15, 2015
Aprime:
You must be smelling the wrong hole. Pfff..
hahahahhahaha
Family › Re: Woman Arrested For Leaving Her 2 Kids Alone Abroad To Attend Wedding In Nigeria by simplemach(m): 9:06pm On Feb 15, 2015
tdayof:
smh we really need the e-slap button.
even me i need it too.
Education › Re: Memories Of Macmilian English. by simplemach(m): 9:05pm On Feb 15, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
And if i dnt show pic u wont blv it? cheesy
Unfortunately, i lost my phone just last week tongue
And yes, shes so pretty
eyaaaaa, my regards to her when next u see her.
But meanwhile i claime that prophesy of loosing your fone for you IJN...
Family › Re: Who Holds The TV Remote Most In Your House? by simplemach(m): 9:04pm On Feb 15, 2015
Rapmoney:
No let ya papa vex for u o! grin
hahahaha for wetin na
Family › Re: Woman Arrested For Leaving Her 2 Kids Alone Abroad To Attend Wedding In Nigeria by simplemach(m): 9:02pm On Feb 15, 2015
I smell yoruba woman arround. Dem too like wedding. Imagine leaving these kids all by their selves because she want attend gbedu.
Christianity Etc › Re: Are People Born Gay? by simplemach(m): 9:01pm On Feb 15, 2015
Wait let me ask the gods
Family › Re: Who Holds The TV Remote Most In Your House? by simplemach(m): 8:59pm On Feb 15, 2015
Rapmoney:
V
Wetin small pikin wan watch wey e papa wan watch ManU match? grin
cartoon!
Family › Re: My Future Wife Must Be From The Village. by simplemach(m): 8:57pm On Feb 15, 2015
But your girlfriend, from the city abi....
Na thunder wen don dey do press up since last year go fir you if you friend any girl for that your skul
Education › Re: Memories Of Macmilian English. by simplemach(m): 8:56pm On Feb 15, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
I was stunned when i saw Sibi last year at the calabar festival. Shes so grown n big now grin cheesy
wow, did you snap her? Pls show us. She must be very pretty now.
Education › Re: Memories Of Macmilian English. by simplemach(m): 8:56pm On Feb 15, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
I was stunned when i saw Sibi last year at the calabar festival. Shes so grown n big now grin cheesy
wow, did you snap her? Pls show us.
Politics › Re: Sanusi's early Extremist youth as a member of the Muslim Students Society by simplemach(m): 8:54pm On Feb 15, 2015
This is no longer news, he is a fanatic to the core...!
Who gave us Islamic Bank......?
Politics › Re: If Buhari's Mission Is To Figt Corruption, Shouldn't He Be Made EFCC Boss? by simplemach(m): 8:53pm On Feb 15, 2015
Ezactly!
Politics › Re: US Court Documents Reveal Aisha Buhari’s Involvement In The Atiku-jefferson Scam by simplemach(m): 8:51pm On Feb 15, 2015
One by one their nyash go open finish.
GEJ till WAEC releases GMB's result. (if he did right though)
Family › Re: Who Holds The TV Remote Most In Your House? by simplemach(m): 8:51pm On Feb 15, 2015
For peace to reign in most homes, its the birth right of any youngest o. The father only has the right to the remote just for an hour when he wants to listen to news and the mother another hour for an important program. The rest of the day, na the small pickin get the remote o.
Family › Re: what does Nigerian law say about children born out of wedlock? by simplemach(m): 8:48pm On Feb 15, 2015
ammyluv2002:
Talking to myself " why didn't I study law? " cry cry cry


OP, I feel for you.......I pray you get a good lawyer who will help out without collecting any charges. Some men are just wicked and very annoying.
must u attribute it to 'some men' why not just provide just the advice she asked for and leave the mem to rest.
Crime › Re: Tenant Arrested For Murdering Landlord Over Rent by simplemach(m):
Hmmmmm. People get mind o, u live for my house you no want pay me my rent. I ask for my rent, you quarrel me, i challenge u, u kill me. All untop my house ooooo!
Shuuuuuuuu......!
Celebrities › Re: Cynthia Morgan Bares Her Boo*s On Instagram (photo) by simplemach(m): 8:43pm On Feb 15, 2015
raziboi:
I wanna suck it...(°_°)
your case should be kept pending
Celebrities › Re: Actress Angela Okorie's Valentine's Picture Her Husband Mustn't See by simplemach(m): 8:42pm On Feb 15, 2015
I've heard u, the husband mist not see it, but me and every other member have seen it on nairand.
Jokes Etc › Re: Us Discover A New Creature. by simplemach(m): 8:40pm On Feb 15, 2015
drsolob2:
A new creature discovered by American scientist but found difficulties in naming it.
The scientist said anyone who can give it a name and if the name matches this new creature you will be awarded with
fantastic prizes. So let the naming ceremony start,
start giving it name
now!!!!!!
and what is the thing?
Education › Re: Memories Of Macmilian English. by simplemach(m): 8:37pm On Feb 15, 2015
Eyaaaa, i'm so happy for them.
But u for put pishur na.
Celebrities › Re: Cynthia Morgan Bares Her Boo*s On Instagram (photo) by simplemach(m): 8:34pm On Feb 15, 2015
raziboi:
Jesus Christ.....



I wish I can touch dat....
but ofcourse u can touch on ur fone's screen.
Romance › Re: Is This Truely How Relationship Starts And End? (picture) by simplemach(m): 8:31pm On Feb 15, 2015
May be, after all they say everything in this world revolves round including the world itself.
Politics › Re: Fayose Attacks Obasanjo, Says Ex President Is Nigeria's main enemy. by simplemach(m): 6:21pm On Feb 15, 2015
Once again, what that man needs now is DEATH! He has caused enough confusion already.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dike Is Pregnant? by simplemach(m): 6:19pm On Feb 15, 2015
rafeelly:
tonto uploaded dis picture on her I.G page ..she is truly pregnant... congrats to her
is it ur business...?
Business › Re: Step By Step How PDP Rice Got Cooked And Eaten But No Vote For Them(pics) by simplemach(m): 6:19pm On Feb 15, 2015
Pointless
Politics › Re: We’ll Prosecute Voters With Fake PVC – INEC by simplemach(m): 6:14pm On Feb 15, 2015
Ofcourse they should, well thats if they can identify it.
Celebrities › Re: Funmi Iyanda Needs More Alcohol Or More Sex by simplemach(m): 5:52pm On Feb 15, 2015
Waspy:
She probably means a shrink.... Not every Dr is a Medic, you know
possibly
Culture › Re: Warri- The Urhobos, The Itsekiris And The Ijaws : Facts And Factlets. by simplemach(m): 5:52pm On Feb 15, 2015
Just ask the gods
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Planning To Head Interim Govt In Nigeria by simplemach(m): 5:49pm On Feb 15, 2015
I wount be surprised, even though i know there cant be an interim govt let alone one led by that ugly monkey.
Celebrities › Re: Flavour Having Fun With His Village Guys (see Pix) by simplemach(m): 5:46pm On Feb 15, 2015
Flavour Gollibe

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