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Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Hilarious Pics And Memes!! (Updated) by simplemach(m): 8:43pm On Feb 14, 2015
Interresting
Jokes Etc › Re: How Long Can You Hold Your Breath Underwater? by simplemach(m): 8:36pm On Feb 14, 2015
I cant stay much tym under water, i think i can only last for about 4 hours and thats all. Always wished to stay longer.
TV/Movies › Re: Anyone Having Issues With Daarsat On Amos by simplemach(m): 7:16pm On Feb 14, 2015
Bros, its everywhere
Food › Re: Do You Know That Akara Is Sold On The Streets Of Brazil ? (photo) by simplemach(m): 7:14pm On Feb 14, 2015
chukxie:
Hustling continues, bro until we succeed. God bless you and your studies.
a............men!
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Okojie Shares A Lovely Photo Of Her Hubby To Celebrate Val Day by simplemach(m): 6:03pm On Feb 14, 2015
Gud for them
Politics › Re: Nigeria Economy Gets Bigger Despite Terrorism Attacks by simplemach(m): 5:55pm On Feb 14, 2015
Haters be hating, Nigeria be progressing GEJ @ the top of affairs Buhari be dying slowly.
Celebrities › Re: Alibaba’s Daughter Is A Replica Of His Wife by simplemach(m): 5:23pm On Feb 14, 2015
But this is non of my business na
Politics › Re: Channel TV: Elections Postponement Is Jonathan's Grand Plan To Win -OBJ by simplemach(m): 5:21pm On Feb 14, 2015
Eluwilussit:
And die, and die, and die. Big fool that wasted an opportunity to be great. I wish he was left to rot in poverty, instead of making him the president in 99.

Now him Don get mouth to talk. Shebi the whole world was begging for his life under Abacha? Today him dey form big boy for Jona. He's lucky I am not Jona.
brooooos just calm down.
Christianity Etc › Re: The World Will End At 2029, Finish Your Last Money by simplemach(m): 3:14pm On Feb 14, 2015
This OP eeeeeh, the thunder wen go fire u dey do press up now.
Politics › Re: PDP,TAN President GEJ New Campaign Strategy In Lagos..my Experience by simplemach(m): 3:11pm On Feb 14, 2015
Pishur, pishur, pishur or nothing!
Food › Re: Do You Know That Akara Is Sold On The Streets Of Brazil ? (photo) by simplemach(m): 3:08pm On Feb 14, 2015
chukxie:
Hahahaha! You're a comedian to have made me laugh this hard. Nice one !
thank u broda, but me na student o wen still dey hustle self
Family › Re: My Crush On A Married Woman.. by simplemach(m): 2:31pm On Feb 14, 2015
U want die be dat. Ur end don dey near. No go find girlfriend.
Politics › Re: 10 Top Reasons Why APC Wants To Remove PDP From Power! by simplemach(m): 2:30pm On Feb 14, 2015
Even if APC lists 1 million reasons here, wount even waste my time going through them cos i know they cant just be enough reason to remove GEJ.
GEJ all the way.
Politics › Re: Military Jets Bombard Boko Haram Militants In Gombe by simplemach(m): 2:20pm On Feb 14, 2015
GEJ till sambisa forest becomes a crusade ground.
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Rape Women In Umuahia by simplemach(m): 2:19pm On Feb 14, 2015
What is it with all these fulanis. Why dont they use their cows' behind when the CONJI too much.
Celebrities › Re: Ten Most Popular People In Nigeria 2015 - TMTN by simplemach(m): 2:16pm On Feb 14, 2015
My name is not here
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Valentine Special For Youths by simplemach(m): 2:12pm On Feb 14, 2015
Oooooh God, weda people like it or not, weda there are 30 main opposition parties, may GEJ rule until he declares that he is tired and hand over to an Igbo Man. Amen...!
Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Will Never Forgive My Parents by simplemach(m): 2:09pm On Feb 14, 2015
wastedsperm:
I REFUSE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY EXISTENCE BECAUSE I NEVER WANTED TO EXIST AS A HUMAN. I GREW UP IN AN ENVIRONMENT OF HATE AND I REALLY WISH I WAS BORN OR CREATED IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM. MY WORLD IS ISOLATED AND EVERYTHING AROUND ME IS BITTER. LIFE ITSELF IS NOT WORTH LIVING GOING BY THE UNDAUNTED CHALLENGES ONE HAS TO OVERCOME. THIS EXISTENCE OF MINE IS WASTED AND I PRAY IF THERE IS A SECOND CHANCE IN LIFE, MAY GOD CREATE ME AS AN ANIMAL OR A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER cry
AMEN! On your behalf.
Car Talk › Re: Valentine Day Tragedy In Festac (Photos) by simplemach(m): 2:06pm On Feb 14, 2015
Eofclub:
Ok its naw a competition?
nooooooo, just passing a little advice on.
Car Talk › Re: Couple Returning From A Night Club Involved In A Fatal Accident(Graphic Photos by simplemach(m): 2:05pm On Feb 14, 2015
OMG
Politics › Re: Security Agencies Take Over Two Schools In State Of Osun by simplemach(m): 2:01pm On Feb 14, 2015
Hmmmmm, is it better to have closed down the skul and invite security personels or solve the problem with the students once?
Romance › Re: [] Who Are You Celebrating Your Valentine's Day With On Nairaland[] by simplemach(m): 2:00pm On Feb 14, 2015
I am celebrating with all the pretty gals in da house.
Car Talk › Re: Valentine Day Tragedy In Festac (Photos) by simplemach(m): 1:58pm On Feb 14, 2015
Eofclub:
Ftc.

Rip
try next topic.
Car Talk › Re: Valentine Day Tragedy In Festac (Photos) by simplemach(m):
Jeez! I pray on this day of 'love', its God that will show the victims love and not lucifer himself since today is a day of love.
They died in love, may God judge them with LOVE.
Family › Re: How Does People Born On February 29 Celebrates Her Birthday? by simplemach(m): 1:55pm On Feb 14, 2015
Once in four years.
Politics › Re: Father Mbaka Blasts Jonathan Again(video) by simplemach(m): 1:55pm On Feb 14, 2015
I don tire with this our fada oooooooo!
Romance › Re: 10 Signs You Are In The Right Relationship by simplemach(m): 1:53pm On Feb 14, 2015
Ok, I'll check to confirm.
Politics › Re: We Discovered Arms At Jonathan’s Campaign venue In Kaduna – Army.. by simplemach(m): 1:52pm On Feb 14, 2015
abduljabbar8:
liar! Almost everybody kaduna knows about this. I don't even believe you. Live here
bros, for your information, this very text was typed from kano road by Ibadan street.
Food › Re: That Perfect Plate Of Beans And Yam To Spend My Vals Day With by simplemach(m): 1:47pm On Feb 14, 2015
urchbarbie:
My dear! Na white beans be dis o! U want make I pour half gallon inside am to change d color. And d oil does nofin more dan to add more fat/calories. Its tasty dis way dear
ok, I give up. E sweet!
Romance › Re: Help! I Think Of My Gf Almost Everytime by simplemach(m): 1:45pm On Feb 14, 2015
So what kind of help do u want from me now?
Politics › Re: Channel TV: Elections Postponement Is Jonathan's Grand Plan To Win -OBJ by simplemach(m): 1:43pm On Feb 14, 2015
I have said this several times, 'this man should go and die'

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