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Jokes Etc › Re: How Many Of You Guys Can Do This On Valentine's Day?? by simplemach(m): 10:17pm On Feb 13, 2015
The best gift ever.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Escapee Says Some Chibok Girls Are Still Alive by simplemach(m): 10:15pm On Feb 13, 2015
Goodnews. I think they will be released after the general elections because their votes are all needed for a particular party. I no call name o.
Christianity Etc › Re: 20 Reasons Why Valentine Is An Evil And A Satanic Activity by simplemach(m): 10:14pm On Feb 13, 2015
True talk
Politics › Re: PDP Demands Test-run Of Card Readers, Others by simplemach(m): 10:07pm On Feb 13, 2015
Those in support of this motion say 'HI'
Jokes Etc › Re: Buhari Visits Okija And Osun Oshogbo Shrines by simplemach(m): 10:06pm On Feb 13, 2015
Pishure of GMB sacrificing white fowl or i dont belive it.
Jokes Etc › Re: Best Way To Surprise You Girlfriend This Valentine by simplemach(m): 9:58pm On Feb 13, 2015
Broooooooos u wicked o
Celebrities › Re: Yvonne Jegede Shares Photo Of Herself Having A Bath (PHOTO) by simplemach(m): 9:54pm On Feb 13, 2015
harffie:
nods to 9ce brea$ts! Hmm#
e be like say u too like better tin.
Celebrities › Re: Yvonne Jegede Shares Photo Of Herself Having A Bath (PHOTO) by simplemach(m): 9:53pm On Feb 13, 2015
Napc:
U ll like her hips too #Surely!
how i wish it was shown in the pix.
Celebrities › Re: Yvonne Jegede Shares Photo Of Herself Having A Bath (PHOTO) by simplemach(m): 8:52pm On Feb 13, 2015
Things i like about this gurl;
*Her smile
*Her dimples
*Her Brea$ts
Things i dont like about her
*HER LEGS.
TV/Movies › Re: Today Is Friday The 13th. (photos) by simplemach(m): 3:12pm On Feb 13, 2015
pacharles1:
Bro go buy small exposure.. atleast form say you get small nah.. shuo!!
oya sell for me na
Politics › Re: Al Jazeera To Hold A Twitter Chat On Nigeria's Election Today by simplemach(m): 6:42am On Feb 13, 2015
They are welcome. But what borders me now is that Aljazeera has been rumored to be a bias channel.
TV/Movies › Re: Today Is Friday The 13th. (photos) by simplemach(m): 6:40am On Feb 13, 2015
Whats this?
Celebrities › Re: DJ Xclusive Female Fan Tattooed His Name On Her Laps (pics) by simplemach(m): 5:52am On Feb 13, 2015
Crazy fan i must say
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Picture: Naija Parents B Advising Their Daughters Like by simplemach(m): 8:49pm On Feb 12, 2015
Beamborla:
E No dey reach 25 again these days. Once you are 21, 22, they want to see you committed in a way
this babe make sense o.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Improves In FIFA World Ranking Without Going To 2015 AFCON by simplemach(m): 8:47pm On Feb 12, 2015
naijainfogalery:
Some idiot will come here and say GEJ transformation agenda is working, plus FIFA and their ranking, there is no difference between Sepp Blatter regime and GEJ regime, they have one thing in common - Corruption
and what can you do about it?
Politics › Re: I Will Hand Over If I Lose, Says President Jonathan by simplemach(m): 6:34am On Feb 12, 2015
Joyce024:
Just passing by tongue
happy passing
Crime › Re: Policeman Kills Infant, Shoots Woman, Girl In Kano by simplemach(m): 6:11am On Feb 12, 2015
tunde1200:
Easy bro there are good and well behave police officers too!...
where are they?
Crime › Re: Policeman Kills Infant, Shoots Woman, Girl In Kano by simplemach(m): 9:22pm On Feb 11, 2015
May God deliver us from all these good for nothing men in black. I hate the Nigerian Police with passion.
Christianity Etc › A Bit About Valentine's Day by simplemach(op): 9:19pm On Feb 11, 2015
Saint Valentine's Day, also known as Valentine's Day or the Feast of Saint Valentine,[1] is a holiday observed on February 14 each year. It is celebrated in many countries around the world, although it is not a holiday in most of them.

St. Valentine's Day began as a liturgical celebration one or more early Christian saints named Valentinus. Several martyrdom stories were invented for the various Valentines that belonged to February 14, and added to later martyrologies.[2] A popular hagiographical account of Saint Valentine of Rome states that he was imprisoned for performing weddings for soldiers who were forbidden to marry and for ministering to Christians, who were persecuted under the Roman Empire. According to legend, during his imprisonment, he healed the daughter of his jailer, Asterius. An embellishment to this story states that before his execution he wrote her a letter signed "Your Valentine" as a farewell.[3] Today, Saint Valentine's Day is an official feast day in the Anglican Communion,[4] as well as in the Lutheran Church.[5] The Eastern Orthodox Church also celebrates Saint Valentine's Day, albeit on July 6 and July 30, the former date in honor of the Roman presbyter Saint Valentine, and the latter date in honor of Hieromartyr Valentine, the Bishop of Interamna (modern Terni). In Brazil, the Dia de São Valentim is recognized on June 12.

The day was first associated with romantic love in the circle of Geoffrey Chaucer in the High Middle Ages, when the tradition of courtly love flourished. In 18th-century England, it evolved into an occasion in which lovers expressed their love for each other by presenting flowers, offering confectionery, and sending greeting cards (known as "valentines"wink. In Europe, Saint Valentine's Keys are given to lovers "as a romantic symbol and an invitation to unlock the giver’s heart", as well as to children, in order to ward off Saint Valentine's Malady.[6] Valentine's Day symbols that are used today include the heart-shaped outline, doves, and the figure of the winged Cupid. Since the 19th century, handwritten valentines have given way to mass-produced greeting cards.[7]
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentine's_Day
Politics › Re: Breaking News..gen. Buhari Made A Bold Political Statement! by simplemach(m): 5:34am On Feb 10, 2015
profjustine458:
[s]
Did You Know?
1. Major General Muhammadu Buhari never said
he will make Nigeria ungovernable in 2011 in any
public format.
2. It was a PDP politician, Alhaji Lawal Kaita who
actually said Nigeria would be ungovernable if
Jonathan became president in 2011.
3. It was Jonathan’s media spokesman, Reuben
Abati who sat down and largely concocted the
slanderous libel against Buhari’s name in April
2011.
4. General Muhammadu Buhari took Reuben
Abati to court for damaging his name.
5. The Jonathan Presidency begged Major
General Buhari to settle the case with Reuben
Abati and the Guardian out of court.
6. General Buhari obliged and settled out of
court. Reuben Abati with The Guardian published
an unreserved apology to Buhari in the Guardian
of 11th July, 2013.
7. Late General Azazi referred to the PDP
“ungovernable” crises and anger that did
actually lead to Boko Haram terror franchise
hired by the PDP.
NOTE: This is not a partisan post but an attempt
to clear a famous calumny. Facts shouldn't be
manipulated.......source still on frying pan.Not yet done[/s]
Rubbish!
Politics › Re: Baby Girl Born 'pregnant' With Twins Undergoes Operation To Remove Foetuses by simplemach(m): 5:23am On Feb 10, 2015
Great God. Ifvthiw were to happen in Nigeria, u'll start hearing political blames.
Politics › Re: Nazim Mimiko Nominated To Replace Jega From March 1, 2015 by simplemach(m): 5:21am On Feb 10, 2015
Let him be changed self so that all of these rubbish can stop.
Politics › Re: Multiple Explosions In Jos by simplemach(m): 5:15am On Feb 10, 2015
Has jos remembered again?
Forum Games › Re: Play This Game If You Are A Genius by simplemach(m): 4:06pm On Feb 09, 2015
Eberex:
brain energy
broooooos
Forum Games › Re: Play This Game If You Are A Genius by simplemach(m): 3:09pm On Feb 09, 2015
Eberex:
what do i get if i do? i can't burn energy for nothing
kai! Nigerians eeeeh... which energy u want burn to solve riddle again?
Business › Re: Types Of People You Will Meet At Bank Doors. by simplemach(m): 10:09am On Feb 09, 2015
There are also ones who will come with 'big bags' not containing money but some metal metal materials and would want to go in with such bags
Celebrities › Re: Handsomeness And Sexiness Of Black Men by simplemach(m): 10:08am On Feb 09, 2015
Hmmmmmm, some are even abnormal, yet u call them sexiness
Phones › Re: If You Are Opportuned To Buy A New Phone Today, What Will It Be? by simplemach(m): 10:04am On Feb 09, 2015
Samsung galaxy note egde period!
Politics › Re: SEUN KUTI: If Buhari Wins And Is Pro-people, Then I Might Forgive Him by simplemach(m): 9:00am On Feb 09, 2015
Dont even forgive him self
Politics › Re: Is It True? Jega Has Resign As The INEC Chairman. by simplemach(m): 8:09am On Feb 09, 2015
'Amebos'

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