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Politics › Re: #bringbackourgirls: My Advice To Boko Haram And President Jonathan— Malala by simplemach(m): 3:09pm On Dec 12, 2014
Smalll girl don talk, everybody go dey run up and down now.
Nairaland General › Re: What Is Going On Here? Pic!!! by simplemach(m): 3:07pm On Dec 12, 2014
Dem just borrow the cake use snap. The real couple na the ones wen dey for back na dem get the cake.
Technology Market › Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by simplemach(m): 3:04pm On Dec 12, 2014
The pick pockets and those wen dey pick scrabs
Celebrities › Re: So, The 'craziness' Has Been On For Long, Lol. Denrele Shares An Old Photo by simplemach(m): 2:46pm On Dec 12, 2014
Sister Derenle, mad woman man since 1982
Crime › Re: Kids Arrested And Charged To Court For Attempting To Rob A Bank With Toy Guns by simplemach(m): 2:45pm On Dec 12, 2014
Small children
Politics › Re: Meet Africa's Richest Women by simplemach(m): 2:44pm On Dec 12, 2014
skyprofm:
Lol. Y do u wanna know?
I'm single na. You no know how God dey take do him things?
Nairaland General › Re: Young Girl Stopped From Trying To Commit Suicide In Bayelsa(photos) by simplemach(m): 2:40pm On Dec 12, 2014
They should not have stopped her, what they should have done is to bring her one fresh bottle of cold 'Otapiapia' to dilute the sniper so that she will sleep and never try such again when she wakes up. I think she is possessed anyway.
Celebrities › Re: SHOCKER => Arabian Prince Offers Kim Kardashian $1M To Spend A Night With Him by simplemach(m): 2:38pm On Dec 12, 2014
Nawaaooooo. See nyash
Politics › Re: Buhari Has Nothing New To Offer: PDP by simplemach(m): 2:32pm On Dec 12, 2014
aimuan:
And the best thing is to have Jonathan as president?Answer pls.
YES SIR...!
Politics › Re: Meet Africa's Richest Women by simplemach(m): 2:29pm On Dec 12, 2014
Money talking. But wait o, is she married?
Nairaland General › Re: Young Girl Stopped From Trying To Commit Suicide In Bayelsa(photos) by simplemach(m): 2:22pm On Dec 12, 2014
Hmmmmm. But why dem stop her...? when dem for just help her bring small fresh 'Otapiapia' make she use dilute am. I think she's possessed.
Politics › Re: Ambode Mocks Lagos PDP Over Primary by simplemach(m): 2:14pm On Dec 12, 2014
He shwould first remove the spell in his eyes before looking for another person's own.
Politics › Re: APC Commends Jonathan, Media and People Of Lagos For Successful Convention by simplemach(m): 2:09pm On Dec 12, 2014
Nice move
Politics › Re: Buhari Has Nothing New To Offer: PDP by simplemach(m): 7:31am On Dec 12, 2014
The worst thing that can happen to Nigeria is to have Buhari elected as president. I feel that even those people who have been making noise behind him in his support will all live to detest his leadership and regret giving him their votes.
Romance › Re: What Did You Understand From This Touching Love Story? by simplemach(m): 7:28am On Dec 12, 2014
Interesting
Politics › Re: Suicide Bombers Kill 16 In Jos by simplemach(m): 7:25am On Dec 12, 2014
Heard that too o. After a long break in Jos, seems like they've resumed work again in Jos. God help us.
Romance › Re: ★Why Do U Love♥ Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend?★ by simplemach(m): 7:17am On Dec 12, 2014
I dont even know. She has asked me the question several times but i would always tell her i dont know why exactly i luv her. Even though i dont know if this is ok, i dont know if there must be something that should make one to love somebody.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Awesome Pen(bic) Drawings Of Oscar Chuks by simplemach(m): 7:14am On Dec 12, 2014
Baddestguyp:
did u have to bring tribalism into this huh just say op is blessed or Nigerians are blessed, simple
ok
Politics › Re: How The Kids Abducted By Housemaid Were Found Near Police Station by simplemach(m): 7:02am On Dec 12, 2014
Fine boys
Politics › Re: Buhari's Agenda During His First 100 Days. by simplemach(m): 10:37pm On Dec 11, 2014
Pls he should stop blabbing. Thats how Rochas said he will make 1 dollar to be = 1 naira. Politicians always making unimaginable promises. Some even go to the extent of promissing to build a brigde across where there's no river. Nonsense.
Politics › Re: Presdent Jonathan: His Undoing With OBJ And GMB by simplemach(m): 10:27pm On Dec 11, 2014
cramjones:
Even if one does not have any sense at all, at least a retard should know that whoever steps on the toes of two strong generals - OBJ and GMB, will be utterly crushed. This is the begining of the end of President Jonathan and all those who have destroyed Nigeria. Everyday our people are bombed to oblivion, and our President does nothing! Just as OBJ exposed the ineptitude, ineffectiveness, inefficiency, carelessness,
cluelessness, callousness, insensitivity and selfishness of Goodluck Jonathan in his book titled "My Watch", so shall the crumbs of GEJ's government be made bare for our brooms to sweep!

We are watching!

-CramJones
TRASH
Politics › Re: 13 Year Old Female Suicide Bomber Arrested In Kano by simplemach(m): 10:04pm On Dec 11, 2014
I dont think these are the chibok girls anymore o. Cos the chibok girls were supposed to be writing their WAEC but a girl of 13yrs is not waec student i think.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Awesome Pen(bic) Drawings Of Oscar Chuks by simplemach(m): 10:04pm On Dec 11, 2014
stinggy:
Like seriously, why do you guys keep polarizing this country along the ethnic lines?

To think some other fools like you liked your comment shows how hopeless some humans can be.
#Sad
you can go hug a trans4ma
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Awesome Pen(bic) Drawings Of Oscar Chuks by simplemach(m): 5:35pm On Dec 11, 2014
mascot87:
Ibos huh huh what does that mean? is it the name of sausage or what cos we dont know what that means here in france huh huh
well, since u dont know what it means, let me tell u. IBOs are the most blessed and most productive tribe in Nigeria. Spread the news over there in france.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Awesome Pen(bic) Drawings Of Oscar Chuks by simplemach(m): 5:27pm On Dec 11, 2014
sexymoma:
You have started again ba angry
aunty what did i do b4?
Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Buhari Wins APC Presidential Primary by simplemach(m): 3:48pm On Dec 11, 2014
Another phase of his failed life just begun
Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Some Guys Don't Like Bathing With Their Fellow Guys And... by simplemach(m): 12:11pm On Dec 11, 2014
Self esteem and integrity
Crime › Re: Policemen Get 2-yr Jail Term For Losing Rifles To Free Food by simplemach(m): 8:58am On Dec 11, 2014
This our policemen to dey do long throat. Na so one stop me for check point one day for kd here, collect one moimoi wen i collect from committee of friends wen i dey come from.
Pets › Re: Shocking Photos: The Cambodian Boy Who Sleeps With A 16ft Python by simplemach(m): 8:52am On Dec 11, 2014
His companion. But just like the OP noted, as it is getting bigger, it needs more food. Meaning in a day of food scarcity, the boy can be used with small vegetable and the python will be satisfied.

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