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Politics › Re: APC Supporter Dies During Convention by simpleseyi: 7:24pm On Mar 26, 2022
He is in Hell Fire already

God hates idiots
Family › Re: Husband Built Home In Nigeria Without Telling Me. Should I Divorce by simpleseyi: 7:22pm On Mar 26, 2022
GboyegaD:
He should have married his parents. So the wife's parents didn't sacrifice all, right?
Gboyegs, don't let your parents see this nonsense you posted, if they do, they will take you for a DNA.
Politics › Re: Lack Of Proper Education Root Cause Of Crises In Nigeria – Buhari by simpleseyi: 7:07pm On Mar 26, 2022
He is right. It is Buhari's lack of proper education that made him this useless
Politics › Re: Jonathan Visits President Of Togo, Faure Essozimna Gnassingbe (Photos) by simpleseyi: 7:00pm On Mar 26, 2022
Xscape1993:
Better leader. I miss you ooo.
Useless idiot you mean.


Don't praise an idiot because you meet a fool. Both are useless to the society.
Business › Re: A Nigerian Billionaire That Most Nigerians Do Not Know (photos) by simpleseyi: 6:02pm On Mar 26, 2022
The Chagourys are international money launderers. They help politicians all over the world to launder money. USA recently revoked their citizenship.

Ask Google
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Warship Fires Kalibr Missiles into Ukraine (VIDEO) by simpleseyi: 5:55pm On Mar 26, 2022
I have repented of all my Sins and I have born again for the 101th time. Anytime Putin gets tired of this game, he will nuke all of us and we will go and face God for judgment
Foreign Affairs › Re: In Reversal, Biden Maintains US Right To Use Nukes In A First-Strike Scenario by simpleseyi: 5:04pm On Mar 26, 2022
Rastaramsey:
Start to dey list the Allies wey back out undecided undecided
Congo
Benin Republic
Mali
Togo
Chad
Nigeria
Romance › Re: Why Is Adult Video Called 'Blue Film?' by simpleseyi: 4:57pm On Mar 26, 2022
Camelot65:
1. Long ago, stores package cassettes according to the type of movie in it. Adult contents were packaged in blue.

2. Also, in cinemas, adult contents were played on blue background.

3. The director of adult contents resorted to cheap ways of converting black and white reels into a coloured one (BLUE).
This one na very experienced porrno addict
He even goes to cinemas to see what color porrno were played. I greet you sir.
Politics › Re: 2023: Pick RCCG Candidate, Kiss Aso Rock Goodbye – MURIC by simpleseyi: 8:15pm On Mar 25, 2022
CyynthiaKiss:
Some of us Christian Yorubas are watching this madnesss..

Yoruba Muslims said they won't support yoruba christian presidency, and some of us Christian Yorubas won't also support them as well..
Let them keep waiting for their nothern masters to support them which I don't even see happening sef..

Tinubu and his puppets should be very careful with this religious Politics they are playing because they will surely be consumed by such..

The silence of some of us Christian Yorubas is not an act of cowardice..

Be careful!!
If you are not mentally unstable, them you will know that MURIC is an Association of idiots.
Romance › Re: She Can't Marry A Barber by simpleseyi: 8:13pm On Mar 25, 2022
chatinent:
The most annoying part of all these marriage talks is that there's nothing she is bringing or will bring to the table!
She is bringing her pussssy to the table. That's the only thing they all have
Romance › Re: Why Are Guys Losing Interest In Settling Down? by simpleseyi: 9:57am On Mar 25, 2022
Animegirl:
Because they're lazy, don't want more responsibilities.
Yes, make every gender maintain its name. Is it a curse that you ladies should not take responsibilities?
Politics › Re: APC Convention: Buhari Consults Tinubu, Akande And Other Founding Members by simpleseyi: 6:20am On Mar 25, 2022
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LordviccoDaGuru:
Thiefnub is not happy, and Buhari is laughing at him in his mind grin

See the way Buhari is looking at him.
Buhari will be disgraced if he steps on Tinubu's toes. That's s fact.
Family › Re: Surviving Without Sex As A Single Mum... It's So Difficult by simpleseyi: 11:13pm On Mar 24, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Please try not to muddle this up as it is easy to. According to Jesus Christ, God's very own Law given to those of us who wish to eventually make it into God's Heaven, you sin the moment you lust in your heart after a one you are not married to - Matthew 5 vs 27 - 28. That is the point when one is said to become a sinner against God, not when one engages in any of the physical acts. undecided
You go soon collect now.
Family › Re: Surviving Without Sex As A Single Mum... It's So Difficult by simpleseyi: 11:11pm On Mar 24, 2022
udoji2021:
Chai!
who and who will make heaven liedis?
Don't mind the mumu postefe
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia, Ukraine Exchange Prisoners Of War by simpleseyi: 10:47pm On Mar 24, 2022
DoctorOlasDesk:
lol. E don red for Putin. I believe an uprising will erupt in Russia anything from this weekend that will go on to become uncontrolled and lead to the death of Putin. Wait out for it. I repeat, this weekend
I don't know what you are smoking, but whatever it is, stop it before it stops you
Politics › Re: 2023: THE ODDS AGAINST TINUBU by simpleseyi: 9:44pm On Mar 24, 2022
PresidentAtiku:
1. He will choose a Muslim candidate as vice. The result is a Muslim/Muslim ticket in a multi-religious society. He may not want to choose a Christian northerner because he wont get the full support of the north because of majority/minority issues.

2. Buhari has done 8 years as a muslim. Tinubu will do another 8 years as a muslim. Another muslim northerner comes in for another 8 years which =s 24 years of a single religion rule in a multi-religious society.

Now some will come and say we need competence instead of dividing lines. Same people agree that power must shift to the south. If APC has zoned power to the south in the spirit of fairness, they should zone to a southern Christian or other religions... Osinbajo preferably.

However, please note that ATIKU IS COMING
You will drink Sniper insecticide when Tinubu is sworn in as President in 2023.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Donates ₦1 Billion To LASU For Leadership Development Centre by simpleseyi: 9:39pm On Mar 24, 2022
richidinho:
From which purse?

Dude has no known source of income since 2007

Is he feasting on Lagos funds

Anyway,

Atiku Atiku Atiku Atiku Atiku Atiku Atiku Atiku
A former Exxonmobil Chief Accountant and Treasurer with investments spread all over the country? Tell me, what is your father's source of income?
Politics › Re: Who Would You Vote For If All Political Parties Zone Their Ticket To South East? by simpleseyi: 9:37pm On Mar 24, 2022
If South East cannot present world's best Economist Professor Chukwuma Soludo the Solution, then I am not voting for any looter from the East.
Celebrities › Re: Temi Otedola Celebrates Her 26th Birthday (Photos) by simpleseyi: 8:32pm On Mar 24, 2022
Zonefree:
Happy birthday Temi. God bless your new age.

I still don't know what's stopping Mr Eazi from impregnating this girl.
It's a family spiritual problem
Politics › Re: Prophet Moses Warns Osinbajo: "Do Not Betray Tinubu Or You Will End In Shame" by simpleseyi: 7:23pm On Mar 24, 2022
Truthisunique3:
grin are the both of them not in shame already

When last was Tinubu as national leader invited to any APC meeting

My condolences on his recent loss by his preferred chairmanship candidate
A leader does not trouble himself to attend meetings, his followers including Buhari and Osinbajo report to him.
Politics › Re: Will Igbo PDP Delegates Vote For Peter Obi? by simpleseyi: 6:36pm On Mar 24, 2022
Nonpartisan1:
Going by the voting pattern of an average Easterner on national politics, they always support other candidates from other zones in place of their own because of their love for the PDP.

This time around one of their "illustrious" sons has declared to vie for the highest office in the land, will they queue behind him, or continue to support the Fulanis, which they claim, are killing their people?


Azikiwe was betrayed.
Ojukwu was betrayed.
Ekwueme was betrayed.

Will Peter Obi face the same shame?
In the PDP Primaries in 1999 and 2003, Igbo delegates all sold their votes to Olusegun Obasanjo the Yoruba prodigal son. The coming PDP Primary will not be different.

However, if Peter Peter Obi brings and distributes more dollars than Atikuchukwu, then Igbos will vote for him. But, you know, only Tinubu can outspend Atikuchukwu
Politics › Re: Cabals reject tinubu & Osibanjo picked Jonathan for APC presidential ticket by simpleseyi:
The Jagaban will humiliate them all. The useless cabal that could not make Buhari President for three consecutive times spanning 12 years, such group of idiots cannot stop the Jagaban Borgu. Humiliating political kindergartens has become a hubby for Tinubu
Politics › Re: Cabal Asks Jonathan To Prepare For APC Presidential Ticket - Sahara Reporters by simpleseyi: 6:33pm On Mar 24, 2022
The Jagaban will humiliate them all. The useless cabal that could not make Buhari President for three consecutive times spanning 12 years, such group of idiots cannot stop the Jagaban Borgu
Politics › Re: APC Rejects Tinubu, Asks Jonathan To Prepare For Its Presidential Ticket by simpleseyi: 6:32pm On Mar 24, 2022
The Jagaban will humiliate them all. The useless cabal that could not make Buhari President for three consecutive times spanning 12 years, such group of idiots cannot stop the Jagaban Borgu
Politics › Re: Ebele Obiano Bows To Pressure, Tenders Apology For Attacking Bianca Ojukwu by simpleseyi: 5:50pm On Mar 24, 2022
Too bad. She was slapped, then forced to apologize. That is double humiliation.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Saudi Arabia Just Banned Airing Of Prayers by simpleseyi: 5:49pm On Mar 24, 2022
EmperorHadrain:
In 2019, the Trump administration brokered a secret diplomatic and military alliance between Israel and Sunni muslims led by Saudi Arabia.

That alliance was tested in the 2021 sectarian border war between muslim Azerbaijan and Christian Armenia with Israel sending drones and military advisers to the Muslim coalition .

When I tell you dunces that Israel and Sunni Islam have teamed up to destroy Christiandom some heebo monkeys will be insulting their father.

Okoro, we are waiting for the day you team up with the Fulanis to wage war on christians and the entire south.
These so called Christians are pathetic idiots. So Muslims and Israelis have teamed up against Christianity.

Now tell me, where did you people even got this so called Christianity from? Jesus's biological households practice Judaism, so where did Christianity come from? Saudis and the who Arab world are Muslims, Israelis that gave birth to Jesus are Judaist, so who are you Christians?
Politics › Re: President Buhari In Close Door Meeting With NASS APC Caucus (Photos) by simpleseyi: 5:39pm On Mar 24, 2022
MikoB:
The real politics just began, who are those sayihg the VP has no support, can you now see that every political meeting in the presidency recently, osinbajo is always present with the president, like I said the real contenders are coming out little by little, watch out!
The voters are on the streets. Not in political meetings. Whosoever controls the streets, controls the votes.

Tinubu controls the streets and the votes.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Declares Intention To Contest For 2023 Presidential Election (Video) by simpleseyi: 5:37pm On Mar 24, 2022
justified007:
This guy is not serious at all .


You dont just wake up one day and declare an intention to run for the office of the presidency of a country


NB: Our Southeastern people and their politics of emotions grin grin grin. . Peter Obi urchins can continue with their insults but I stand by my comment above .

Even the Kingsley Moghalus, Sowores are out their struggling to gain people's attention and someone went back to his village, gather some lowlife traditional rulers and informed that that he's contesting for the presidential election and they expect us to take him serious. You know how long we've been hearing Swaga Noise ? Osinbajo is everywhere consulting , Atiku issuing press releases Everytime and his declaration was attended by people of high and might , Amaechis , Wikes and others have been making noise everywhere but Obi left Abuja to his village yesterday and told his village people he's contesting for Presidential post and some nitwits are taking him serious . Bunch of jokers
He has declared, let's see what steps he take in the coming days. Several others have declared and gone to their hut in the villages.
Science/Technology › Re: When Last Did You See A Butterfly by simpleseyi: 5:35pm On Mar 24, 2022
Butter is very expensive now, so if Butterfly comes, what will it eat?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Graduate Begs For N18,000 Job On Facebook by simpleseyi: 5:33pm On Mar 24, 2022
sukkot:
18000 that i use to buy shawarma every night
You mean the Ibadan Sharwama that is given guys prolong erection ?
Romance › Re: I Am Having A Problem With My Girlfriend. by simpleseyi: 5:32pm On Mar 24, 2022
donbachi:
"when i start having sex i wont let anyday waste"...iyaebe!iyaebe!!iyaebe!!!.
All liars shall go to Hell Fire with Lai Mohammed and Femi Adesina
Politics › Re: Jaafar Jaafar: Rejection Of Tinubu’s Candidate Has Killed His 2023 Ambition by simpleseyi: 1:53pm On Mar 24, 2022
SATANICALLY:
The reaffirmation of the endorsement of Abdullahi Adamu and rejection Tinubu’s candidate George Akume as APC chairman has put Tinubu’s presidential ambition on the line.
It’s almost impossible for APC to have a Muslim president, a Muslim vice president and a Muslim party chair.

https://twitter.com/JaafarSJaafar/status/1506968722128482313?s=19[/quote]This one's head no correct

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