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Politics › Re: WAR!!! Militants Tells Residents To Vacate Oil Facilities by simpleseyi: 6:36pm On Sep 05, 2016
ENDTIMEISNEAR:
Clueless tyrant Dictator Buhari sending poor zoo Military to die inside swamp and creek, i pity they poor family . Likes hearing this cheesy Lets the Game begins lets hear the scores Zoo Military vs Militants. i pity those Zoo military that will drown inside Creek and swamp cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin
Don't cry genocide when the massacre begins.
Family › Re: Please Help Me Help Me My Father by simpleseyi:
How much does your father need to publish his book? Someone somewhere reading this will like to know.
Christianity Etc › Re: We Want Fridays Declared Work-free For Muslims Like Sundays – MURIC Director by simpleseyi: 9:16am On Sep 05, 2016
eyeview:
I wish I can meet this idiot. I will just ask him two questions.
1, is Sunday a work free day all over the world?
Answer: yes
2,is Friday a work free day in Saudi, UAE,Pakistan and other Muslim nations?
Answer: no. So why does he want Nigeria's case to be different if not for fanatism?

Case closed
Friday ism a work free day in Israel the birth place of Jesus and The Gambia.
Politics › Re: Tom Marino Writes Kerry, Accuses Buhari Of Autocratic Tendencies by simpleseyi: 7:25pm On Sep 04, 2016
Fedayeen02:
By the time buhari will leave in 2019 the only friend he will have is Kim of North Korea
Kim is a better friend than Nnamdi Kanu.
Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy: "Nigeria Will Die In Buhari's Hand If He Doesn't Make The Welfare.. by simpleseyi: 7:14pm On Sep 04, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
[size=14pt]It took PDP 16years to kill Nigeria, but, it took Buhari & APC just 16 months to lay her(Nigeria) to rest..[/size]
So, you have accepted that PDP killed Nigeria for 16 years. That is great, we are getting there gradually. Now, you know the cause of our problems. Now, be a little patient and see how Buhari resurrects Nigeria in 4 years. Just be a little patient. I Stand with Buhari.
Politics › Re: Kenyans Are Far Behind Nigerians In Every Aspect – Fani-Kayode by simpleseyi: 10:07pm On Sep 03, 2016
blueto:
When Kenyan leaders were still doing “mau mau”, swinging from trees and eating one another ours were at Oxford and Cambridge university — Femi Olu-Kayode(FFK) (@realFFK) September 3, 2016

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/kenyans-are-far-behind-nigerians-in-every-aspect-fani-kayode/
This is the final knock-out, nobody could have done it better than FFK.
Politics › Re: What Is SOUTHWEST Contribution To The FG Account? by simpleseyi: 9:55pm On Sep 03, 2016
I don't really know what the South-West is contributing. But, definitely I know what the South-East is contributing. The South-East contributes drug pushing, human trafficking, baby factory, advanced free fraud (419), e.t.c.
Politics › Re: FG Flags-off Transportation Of Cattle With Railway In Zamfara(photos) by simpleseyi: 9:36pm On Sep 03, 2016
sweetyme001:
Kill one cow and get your community burned down!! Imported grass for cows!!! Now free ride for cows!!
I wish i was a cow at this time!!!
Cow rules in Nigeria.
You reason like a cow, you talk like a cow, you act like a cow; but I am not deceived, you are actually a cow.
Politics › Re: FG Flags-off Transportation Of Cattle With Railway In Zamfara(photos) by simpleseyi: 8:26pm On Sep 03, 2016
months:
THANK U GEJ.
Thank you GEJ for starting several projects but not finishing any, even the sharing of our resources among his gang of looters, he did not finish it.
Politics › Re: Adesina, Oteh’s Appointments Show We Had A World-class Economic Team – Jonathan by simpleseyi: 4:53pm On Sep 03, 2016
Yes, we had a world class economic team that shared the nation's resources among the gang of thieves and laid the path for the nation's current recession.

One idiotic narcissist admitted that his own personal share of the 450 million he illegally collected from the world class team was 2 million naira, another foolish megalomaniac said his own personal share of the 450 million he illegally collected was 5 million naira just for working for the ineffectual buffoon. Musiliu Obanikoro and Fayose shared 4.3 billion naira. FFK said he collected only 840 million, Olu Falae said he collected only 100 million naira, Bafarawa collected only 4.3 million for spiritual purposes, Jim Nwobodo said that he collected only 100 million naira. Esther Nemadi said he collected just a little over one billion naira, Olisa Metuh used his own loot to buy a house at Banana Island. AVM Olushola Amosu collected few billions of naira while Alex Badeh too collected some billions of naira all from Nigeria's treasury as approved by the ineffectual buffoon and his world class economic team while several graduates are roaming the streets aimlessly because of no job, the power plants have all grown too old to generate meaningful electricity for Nigerians, Nigeria's universities have become glorified secondary schools, the roads are now government means of reducing the population of Nigeria while the hospitals have become another means of cutting down population.
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Of England Welcomes First Openly Gay Bishop by simpleseyi: 4:31pm On Sep 03, 2016
Thank God that I am a Muslim.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Economy, Not In Confusion – Adeosun, Finance Minister by simpleseyi:
The puff-puff cheeked world bank fraudster called Ngozi Okonjo-Iwealla was borrowing to pay salaries and sharing our common wealth among her gang of executive looters when oil was about $70 per barrel. What would she be doing now if she and the ineffectual buffoon are still drinking ogogoro in Aso Rock. They would probably been selling Nigerians at the slave market to go and work as slaves in Europe and Middle East.
Business › Re: Consumers Groan As Prices Of Bread Hit N150 For Smallest Size by simpleseyi: 6:44pm On Aug 31, 2016
NaijaMutant:
My prayer point remains the same

"Oh God, Let as many that voted for this Change suffer more than any other Nigerian"
Your family and relatives and all Wailers families will suffer more. I still have no regret voting out the ineffectual buffoon and his gang of thieves. Benin Republic would have bought over Nigeria from either ATM-Dasuki or from ex-militant Tompolo if the drunk fisherman is still drinking ogogoro in Aso Rock. But Benin Republic would not be able to have Nigeria because Asari Dokuboh and Tony Anenih would have also sold Nigeria to Togo with the help of the puff-puff cheeked World Bank fraudster and voodoo economist who supervised the looting of the nation's resources Madam NOI.

Things are very hard in the country. Prices of everything have gone up. Salaries are exhausted before the middle of the month. People are hungry and angry. The situation is pathetic. There is poverty in the land. When we had plenty, the looters refused to save for the rainy days by diversifying our economy, now we are really suffering. But, I know that hard decisions will be taken by the current government, the masses will complain more bitterly, but in no distance future, between now and the end of 2017, Nigeria will rise again. Our diversification into solid minerals and agriculture would yield abundant wealth and food for everyone. We shall see the results of today's actions. There is light at the end of the tunnel.
Politics › Re: N2bn Fraud: Orubebe Hypertensive, Lawyer Tells Court by simpleseyi(op): 3:33pm On Aug 31, 2016
Baba Jamiu in Osogbo can cure hypertension with herbs and leaves; also Baba Ramota in Ilorin can cure hypertension with African roots. So, please kindly take Orubebe to Osogbo or Ilorin for treatment.
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele Bello Addresses Haters (pics) by simpleseyi: 6:45pm On Aug 30, 2016
My dearest Funke Akindele, we shall continue to talk about your life as long as you keep your whole life on the social media. First, you married a Lagos Area Boy that already had two wives making you wife number three, less than one year after you became his wife number three, the sperm/dicck philanthropist married wife number four. You could not bear the heat, so you ran out of the kitchen.

Now again, you have gone to marry another sperm/dicck philanthropist that already has two or three kids from different women and you say we should not judge you. We will, we shall, in fact we have already judged you. You are very unlucky with men. How does it concern us? You post your daily life on the social media because you want us to know, so we have the right to judge you.

We are haters? Oh! no, you got it wrong. We are only worried that our dear Funke Akindele seems to have made another costly mistake. So, what can we do? Well, we shall remember you in our prayers always.
Politics › N2bn Fraud: Orubebe Hypertensive, Lawyer Tells Court by simpleseyi(op): 5:59pm On Aug 30, 2016
A former Minister of Niger Delta, Godsday Orubebe, was on Tuesday absent from a High Court of the Federal Capital Territory in Maitama, where he was scheduled to be arraigned alongside others on charges of diversion of about N2bn meant for for the dualisation of Section IV of the East West Road.

Orubebe’s lawyer, Mr. F. Zimhuan, apologised to the trial judge, Justice Olukayode Adeniyi, for the absence of his client, whom he said suddenly took ill after a domestic accident and rushed to the hospital. Zimhuan said the ex-minister’s health was complicated his hypertensive condition. The lawyer said, “The first defendant is in the hospital. “His absence in court today is not deliberate. He suddenly took ill. He had domestic accident affecting his ankle and wrist. He is hypertensive and the cumulative effect was that they had to rush him to the hospital.
“We want to give the assurance that the first accused will be ready to face his trial anytime he is discharged from the hospital and we pray that it won’t be long from today.”
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The Independent Corrupt Practices and other related offences Commission, had preferred five counts against Orubebe alongside Oludare Alaba, Ephraim Zeri (Director of Contracts) and Gitto Costruzioni Generali Nigeria Limited. Alaba and Zeri were present in court while Orubebe was absent on Tuesday. But all the defendants including Orubebe were represented by their lawyers. Mr. K.B Asunogie represented Alaba while Chief Kanu Agabi represented Zeri and Gitto Costruzioni Generali Nigeria Limited.


SOURCE: http://punchng.com/n2bn-fraud-orubebe-hypertensive-lawyer-tells-court/
Politics › Re: Jonathan And Niger Delta Governors used oil money as pocket money: Masari by simpleseyi: 2:57pm On Aug 30, 2016
ganisucks:
Masari, you, your father, your grandfather, your children and generation unborn are stealing from the Nation's Treasury and using it as your personal vault
Unfortunately, this lady is going to be somebody's wife one day. Just small sense chinchini, she no get.
Politics › Re: Omokri Reacts To The Distribution Of Capital Projects In The 2016 Budget by simpleseyi: 1:21pm On Aug 30, 2016
The APC members representing the North in the National Assembly spoke on behalf of their people and got several capital projects to develop their region while PDP members representing the South-East and South South made sure that capital projects like the Lagos-Calabar rail was removed from the budget in order to fight themselves while thinking that they were fighting Buhari.
Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom Women To Protest Unclad, So That God Will Punish FG by simpleseyi: 12:18pm On Aug 30, 2016
Please screen the women that will be going unclad and make sure their age is between 20 and 30. The Vaseline Crew will be happy to receive you. tongue tongue

If God punishes FG for not repairing damaged pipelines, what will God do to those that derive joy from blowing up pipeline and your politicians that have been sharing the 13% derivation among their families and friends, buying houses in America, Europe, Asia, e.t.c. and flying private jets to sleep with their mistresses in different continent while you foolish masses wallow in poverty?
Politics › Re: Are These Accepted In Society Today?(photo) by simpleseyi: 11:52am On Aug 29, 2016
I think it follows from our Holy Bible, both the Bible and Quran say similar things about our relationship with "unbelievers".

2 Corinthians 6:14New King James Version (NKJV)
Do not be unequally yoked together with unbelievers. For what fellowship has righteousness with lawlessness? And what communion has light with darkness?


1 Kings 18:40
Then Elijah said to them, "Seize the prophets of Baal; do not let one of them escape." So they seized them; and Elijah brought them down to the brook Kishon, and slew them there.

2 Kings 10:25
Then it came about, as soon as he had finished offering the burnt offering, that Jehu said to the guard and to the royal officers, "Go in, kill them; let none come out." And they killed them with the edge of the sword; and the guard and the royal officers threw them out, and went to the inner room of the house of Baal.

2 Chronicles 15:13
and whoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, man or woman.
Politics › Re: Shekau Fatally Injured As Army Kills Boko Haram Commanders In Sambisa by simpleseyi: 10:45am On Aug 29, 2016
Wizzyblack3:
Nigeria Army should stop confusing us and tell us how many Shekau they have being killing since all this years. D man nor dey die?
Can you remember how many times Osama Bin laden was reported killed by America and Allied Forces? Terrorists have many lives. You kill one, they pick up another life.
Politics › Re: Falae Links Jonathan To N100m Election Funds Scam. Email To EFCC As Evidence by simpleseyi: 10:03am On Aug 29, 2016
misscall247:
Every opposition is corrupt

And u tell me he is not a dog

the president is a dog in #aso rock zoo#
You may be right that the president is a dog based on your wrong upbringing, but what about your father? Is your father a monkey or a baboon?
Family › How Abuja Doctor Allegedly Drug, Rape Patients by simpleseyi(op): 6:21pm On Aug 28, 2016
A 47-year-old consultant gynaecologist, Dr. Kalu Nwachukwu, accused of sexually abusing women, who went to his hospital for treatment, has been arrested by officers of the Federal Capital Territory Police Command. The doctor, according to police, gives his patients drugs that make them lose their bearings, after which he allegedly forced them to have sexual intercourse with him.

According to a statement by the FCT Police PRO, ASP Anjuguri Mamza, the doctor was arrested on August 4, following reports of the alleged misconduct. It said: “Dr. Kalu Nwachukwu, a consultant gynaecologist, was reported to have been in the habit of taking undue advantage of his female patients, who come to him for treatment to sexually abuse them.

Police operatives attached to the Command swung into action leading to the arrest of the suspect. “In his statement, the suspect confessed to have had sexual affairs with some of his female patients in his office and other locations. “Investigations also revealed that the suspect uses drugs to induce his victims in order to have intercourse with them; thereby corroborating the allegations brought up against him. “Members of the public should carry out thorough background checks on the credibility of the doctors they intend to engage.”

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/08/abuja-doctor-allegedly-drug-rape-patients/


SOURCE: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/08/abuja-doctor-allegedly-drug-rape-patients/
Politics › Re: MUST SEE! The Intimate Story Of Femi Fani-kayode’s 26-year-old Lover by simpleseyi: 5:59pm On Aug 28, 2016
Apart from prostituttion, what other job does this girl do?
Politics › Re: If I Perform This Experiment, What Will Happen? by simpleseyi: 5:54pm On Aug 28, 2016
elego1:
If i slap an army man in front of barrack, what will happen?
My friend slapped a Lt. Col in front of Ojo Military Cantonment in Lagos. That my friend has been made a full Colonel. The Chief of Army Staff staff said that for a civilian to slap a Lt. Col. in front of a barrack, that means that the civilian is one step ahead of the military guy. This means that if you my good e-friend slap a Major General in front of military barrack, you will be made a Lt. General and if you are lucky enough to slap a full General, it means that you will be made a Field Marshal like Idi Amin Dada. Please don't forget me when you get to the top.

Please try it today and we shall meet at Jesus feet to discuss your elevation to the next level where we meet to part no more.
Celebrities › Re: Why Men Fear Women With Fame - Nollywood Actress Adetoun L'america. by simpleseyi: 12:42pm On Aug 27, 2016
No man will not fear an ogbanje looking Karishika like you.
Business › Re: Communications Tax: 25% Of Licensed Operators To Shut Down by simpleseyi: 4:33pm On Aug 26, 2016
jrusky:
[b]Only 25% that is to small I expect like 75-85% to shut down when a man act foolishly and make a foolish decision [/b]in life he wil surely get what Nigerians are getting right now as pay back for the govt some mad things were walking pillar to post to elebrate their victory some months ago.

More is loading keep updating us. They ain't seen anything yet they want change and they got it big time let majority of them asked their parents, brothers or sister what was the case in Nigeria in 1984 when the same man hijacked power then you will get the massage. More is loading Nigeria labour market will be cut half by 2018 and by the time the 8 years is completed Nigeria labour market will be at 2% get that fact today.
Please list just one decision that your lord and saviour the ineffectual buffoon made in his 8 miserable years as Vice-President, Acting President and President. Oh! I forgot, he made the decision to share our treasury with his gang of thieves, but you miserable low-life did not get a single kobo out of the billions of dollars that the drunk fisherman shared.




jrusky:
More is loading Nigeria labour market will be cut half by 2018 and by the time the 8 years is completed Nigeria labour market will be at 2% get that fact today.
The above is prophesy for your family and relatives. Nigeria will be great again. Agents of darkness like you and your looting godfathers shall be wiped off Nigeria's soil.
Business › Re: Communications Tax: 25% Of Licensed Operators To Shut Down by simpleseyi: 4:24pm On Aug 26, 2016
Keneking:
"Already, the country has lost 57 per cent of licensed operators to multiple taxations" Such as Reltel, Intercellular, Starcomms angry

Useless government of APC
The companies you listed above closed during PDP's 16 years of looting and blood sucking. Can you now see that you are very useless? So, be very very careful, if not, you will run enter market untop APC matter.
Family › Re: I Just Saw A Mother Stealing Her Daughter's Money. Should I Report It To Her? by simpleseyi: 3:08pm On Aug 26, 2016
Lets us image how the poor friend will feel when she is accused of stealing money she never saw. Imagine the whole neighbourhood hearing shouts and screams from the money owner calling her friend a thief. What a shameful day it will be for the poor friend.

If I were the one, I will tell the money owner that her mother has stolen her money.
Family › Re: For Singles And Married... Where Did You Meet Your Wife/husband? by simpleseyi: 5:49pm On Aug 25, 2016
We met at my workplace. She was one of the crazy and troublesome customers, we call them special customers. Most young women are naughty and troublesome customers, only niggas like me know how to make them happy. We got talking in 2006, got engaged in 2010 and got wedded in early 2011. God sent first baby in late 2011 and second baby in early 2014. I think we are knowing each other more and more everyday.
Politics › Re: Ayade To Legalize Hawking In Cross River by simpleseyi(op): 4:43pm On Aug 25, 2016
Ekatte, Okon, Indogesit, your governor is creating jobs in your state. Pleas leave Lagos and return home where you can even hawk second-hand underwears to Governor's House.
Politics › Ayade To Legalize Hawking In Cross River by simpleseyi(op): 4:29pm On Aug 25, 2016
The Cross River State governor, Prof Ben Ayade, has sent a Hawkers’ Right Bill to the State House of Assembly in a bid to legalize hawking in the state.

Ayade, in an interaction with reporters in his office in Calabar said it is insensitive for a government to ban hawking without any alternative.

According to him, such amounted to the infringement of the right of the hawker.

His words, “I have just sent the Hawkers’ Right Bill to the House of Assembly, to provide a right for hawking. You cannot tell a man not to sell his goods because he does not have money to rent a store. And you tell the man not to steal? Just provide a regulatory framework; there should be reflective outfits, there should be a minimum age of 18 to hawk, you will have a time frame when you come out so that you don’t constitute nuisance. But to prohibit hawking is to tell a man I don’t want to give you food, and I don’t want you to steal. It is unfair. They have right to seek and determine how they chose to live within the ambits of the law.

“Cross River would the first state that would officially recognize hawking. The core mandate of a leader should be the social security of his people. If a man choses to hawk, if you are government that is sensitive and understands the real principle and objective of the law, then you will know that the hawker has a right. Governance is about how you protect the weakest in the society and that is why even with the way things are, Cross River is still doing tax exemption for the poor.”

The governor also said the expansion of his new government by engaging about 800 appointees was deliberate to ensure many people were empowered financially.

He announced that he was going to announce 300 more appointees next week.

Ayade said he would rather spend four years paying salaries to reduce hunger and quit as governor than spend money on projects and politicians.

The governor also said the Presidential System adopted from America was not the best in running the country.

source: http://thenationonlineng.net/ayade-legalize-hawking-cross-river/

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