Simpleseyi's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Simpleseyi's Profile › Simpleseyi's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 (of 340 pages)

Sports › Re: Before And After Photos Of Rashidi Yekini’s Mother’s House... by simpleseyi: 7:50am On Aug 25, 2016

This is the only good thing that Sarathief has done since he was born by his looting father. About 55 years on earth, several thousands of evil deeds, but only one good deed. Thank you Sarathief, God bless you sir.

Politics › Re: Vacate Your Offices, Biafran Movement Tells S’east Govs by simpleseyi: 7:40am On Aug 25, 2016

Please also tell all Senators, House of Reps members, Ministers, Head of Parastatals and all South South and South East indigenes in this current administration to resign and come back to Biafra land, also all Biafran business men outside the Biafran land to close their businesses and come back home to develop Biafra. Then Nigerians will take you serious.

Politics › Re: "We Will Deal Decisively With Qur’an Desecrators" - Zamfara Gov (3 Weeks Ago) by simpleseyi: 6:15pm On Aug 23, 2016

jmoore:
May Jesus Christ bless you for the right answer.

Amen. And you too.

3 Likes

Politics › Re: "We Will Deal Decisively With Qur’an Desecrators" - Zamfara Gov (3 Weeks Ago) by simpleseyi: 6:01pm On Aug 23, 2016

jmoore:
What is the capital of Pakistan?

Islamabad . So, what are you going to do about that?

3 Likes

Politics › Re: Diversifying Power - Fashola. by simpleseyi: 2:01pm On Aug 23, 2016

Jonathan diversified looting. Looted through ATM-Dasuki and Boko Haram funds. Looted through NDDC's invincible projects. Looted through NNPC and JVC inflation of contracts and kick-backs. Looted through uncompleted power projects. Looted through embezzlement of yearly budgets by listing invincible projects and hyper-inflated contracts. Looted by giving millions of dollars to Cancer-Diezani and forcing several crook business men to donate money to be added to the one Cancer-Diezani kept at Fidelity Bank and at the end used the illegal money to bribe INEC officials.

1 Like

Politics › Re: VP Osinbajo Worship With The WCC Members At The Villa Chapel by simpleseyi: 1:50pm On Aug 23, 2016

feedthenation:
I thought it was in the news late last year that PMB has ordered the closure of the Aso Rock Villa Chapel?

Yes, children of hate and anger were circulating the rumour.

Politics › Re: Zamfara Islam Blasphemy Killings (Graphic Photos) by simpleseyi: 1:09pm On Aug 23, 2016

Thebachelor:
The police wont arrest and bring to justice the perpetrators of this crime. But they were quick to put behind bars a man that named his pet buhari. This country just tire me.

Since you all are celebrating the man that named his dog Buhari in the name of freedom of speech. Please note that if you too go and name your cat, dog or goat Buhari, you will be arrested, tied to the stake and whipped at the market square before being sentenced to six months imprisonment. If you doubt me, go and try it.

Business › Re: Inside Ajaokuta Steel Complex Where Investments Were Allowed To Rot For Years by simpleseyi: 12:59pm On Aug 23, 2016

ezugegere:
And to imagine that it was this same Buhari that stopped this project in 1984. Buhari is the worst enemy of Nigeria!

You are right my brother, Buhari stopped Babangida from making the industry work. Buhari stopped Obasanjo from making the industry work. Buhari stopped Yar'Adua from making the industry work. Buhari also stopped Jonathan from making the industry work. I think you are more useless than the cantankerous sheppopo Mama Piss.

1 Like

Politics › Re: Buhari And His Security Aides Leaving His Residence. PICS by simpleseyi: 5:47pm On Aug 22, 2016

Things are very hard in the country. Salaries are exhausted before the middle of the month. People are hungry and angry. The situation is pathetic. There is poverty in the land. When we had plenty, we forgot to save for the rainy days by diversifying our economy, now we are really suffering. But, I know that hard decisions will be taken by the current government, the masses will complain more bitterly, but in no distance future, between now and the end of 2017, Nigeria will rise again. We shall see the results of today's actions. There is light at the end of the tunnel.

77 Likes 3 Shares

Politics › Re: Ogoni Clean-Up Will Take 30 Years To Complete by simpleseyi: 10:33am On Jun 04, 2016

valdes00:
Today in history
*****
Today is exactly 8 years,
7months, 6days, 11 hours 25 minutes and 52 seconds that a gala seller ran away with my
change in traffic.......

Sorry my brother. I am ready to refund your change which you were denied 8 years ago so that you will be healed of the nightmare. Where ever you are please come to No 8, Alhajji Gido Crescent, off Sani Abacha Avenue, Jalingo, Jigawa State. I will multiply your change by 3.

Politics › Re: Reminder That Kano State Sentenced 9 To Death For Blasphemy by simpleseyi: 10:28am On Jun 04, 2016

Leviticus 24:14-16
Anyone who curses or blasphemes God, should be stoned to death by the community.

Leviticus 24:14-16 King James Version (KJV)

14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.

15 And thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel, saying, Whosoever curseth his God shall bear his sin.

16 And he that blasphemeth the name of the Lord, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.

Genesis 38:7
But Er, Judah's firstborn, was evil in the sight of the LORD, so the LORD took his life.

Judges 8:18-19
Then he said to Zebah and Zalmunna, "What kind of men were they whom you killed at Tabor?" And they said, "They were like you, each one resembling the son of a king."

Leviticus 20:10
If a man cheats on his wife, or vise versa, both the man and the woman must die.

Leviticus 21:9
If a priest's daughter is a LovePeddler, she is to be burnt at the stake.

Leviticus 20:27
Psychics, wizards, and so on are to be stoned to death.

Politics › Re: Nigerians React To Bridget Patience Agbaheme's Murder In Kano Over "Blasphemy" by simpleseyi: 10:14am On Jun 04, 2016*

I am a Muslim. My God fights for me and protects me. Any god that cannot fight for it/him/her self is just an object. I fight to get light, fight to get fuel, fight to food, I cant fight for any god that cannot fight for itself.

2 Likes 2 Shares

Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar At His Daughter, Hasfat's Graduation by simpleseyi: 9:57am On Jun 04, 2016

Atiku my guy, so Obasanjo was right for calling you a useless and hopeless thief. You stole Nigeria's money to established a half functioning mushroom private University in Adamawa but you sent your precious daughter to foreign University. Bravo! Meanwhile, you and the Twitter No Sense albino Senator keeps shouting 'Buy Naija, Grow the Naira'. I beg, tell me, how do you grow the Naira? By planting it on Adamawa soil or sowing in on Bayelsa soil? You know what? Fvck You.

Politics › Re: Christian Elders Accuse Buhari Of Islamizing Nigeria Through Backdoor by simpleseyi: 9:43am On Jun 04, 2016

linusbnn:
Vice president position is irrelevant. Why will a deputy governor fight to bcome a governor,deputy or vice na only to chop money nd posses respect from locals

Since the position of Vice President is irrelevant, you should have allowed Buhari to choose a Muslim as his running mate then.

Politics › Re: Christian Elders Accuse Buhari Of Islamizing Nigeria Through Backdoor by simpleseyi: 9:42am On Jun 04, 2016

dre11:
Members of the coalition are NCEF, Nigerian Christian Graduate Fellowship (NCGF), Think Tank for the body of Christ(TTBC), Christian Lawyers Fellowship of Nigeria (CLASFON), Association of Christian Schools in Nigeria(ACSIN), Students Christian Movement(SCM), Christian Professionals Forum (CPF), Intercessors for Nigeria (IFN) and International Prophetic Ministerial Association (Inc. Worldwide College of Bishops and Ministers: Africa, UK and USA).

Others are Intercessors Without Walls (IWW), Wailing Women International (WWI) , Full Gospel Businessmen Fellowship (FGBF), Nigerian Fellowship of Christian Students (NFCS) and University Joint Campus Christian Fellowship (UJCCFF).

How can Buhari satisfy WAILERS?

Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan And Buhari In Secret Meeting In Aso Rock by simpleseyi: 9:23am On Jun 04, 2016

So the drunk ineffectual buffoon husband of the illiterate grammarian cantankerous sheppopo has gone to beg Buhari not to include his name and his wife's name in the list of looters about to be released by Lie Mohammed. I am sure the drunk fisherman would have promised that if Buhari remove his name and his wife's name from the list of looters, he will talk to the creek criminals called militants to stop bombing, destroying and polluting their environment. The destroy their environment themselves and run to Lagos for good life.

Politics › Re: Ogoni Clean-up: Jonathan Made A Mistake – Traditional Ruler by simpleseyi: 6:00pm On Jun 02, 2016

Assuming that I am an Ogoni or Ijaw man (God forbid), I will never step on, work in or have anything to do in any section of our land that is cleaned by a Fulani man. What an insult, if my brother, our great hero Chief (Dr) Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan, the Jesus of our time cannot clean our land for good bad years that he was president, then I will remain in my oil polluted land and continue to live in filth and dirt rather than for an illiterate Fulani man to clean my polluted land. May God not let us eat from our enemies. That is how a true son of his father will behave. But, is there any true son of the father in Ogoni/Ijaw land, I seriously doubt it.

1 Like

Crime › Re: Pix:armed Robber Gets Apprehended After Receiving N5k Sympathy Gift From Victim by simpleseyi: 9:05am On Jun 02, 2016

richidinho:
she noticed that one of the robbers had a tattoo with the inscription, “the Lord is my Shepherd.”

What a holy robber.

1 Like

Politics › Re: When Will Ipobs(ibo) Blow Up The River Niger Bridge? by simpleseyi: 8:59am On Jun 02, 2016

I have already started taking Tribamisine NG 100mg, a medicine that cures the disease called Tribalism. I think the O.P. needs it. Nairaland is turning everyone crazy. I have posted several tribal posts, I have no regret whatsoever, but I think this disease called Tribalism is not good for anyone, it is a disease that affects only the poor, so I have started taking my medication.

The elites are immuned from the disease. Can we all recall that Sambo Dasuki did not think of religion or tribe when he was sharing our resources? He gave Olu Falae, Bode George, Bafarawa, Jim Nwobodo, FFK, Ayo Fayose, Nemadi Esther, Alex Badeh, Shola Amosu, e.t.c. all across tribes and religion, no tribe was left out. So, don't you think we ethnic bigots (you and I) need mental re-evalution?

5 Likes 2 Shares

Career › Re: Ecobank Sacks 1,040 Staff - Punch by simpleseyi: 8:32am On Jun 02, 2016

Goddex:
[size=13pt]Eeyaa . . . and some of them where probably chanting "Sai Buhari" Sai Baba" during last election[/size]

Only the living can work and earn a living. If not for Sai Baba, Boko Haram would have killed you since and your remaining family members would be in IDP camp.

The path is rough, the decisions are tough, the conditions are severe, but we shall get there sooner than enemies, wailers and looters ever thought.

1 Like

Politics › Re: If I Was President, I Would Invest Billions In Niger Delta – Atiku by simpleseyi: 12:35pm On Jun 01, 2016

Dear Mr Atiku is the Lagos to Calabar rail line an investment in North West? I think you are drunk and if in your drunk state you are dreaming of becoming Nigeria's president, better wake up from your dream because you shall never ever become Nigeria's president. Mr Atiku, can you tell us how much you and Obasanjo invested in the region in your eight years of wastage and regret? Oh! I can remember, you sent soldiers to kill all living things in Odi village. Even Obasanjo who happens to be Nigeria's most stupid man even calls you a thief and a rouge. Now tell, why should I take you serious?

1 Like

Politics › Re: Lack Of Funds Won’t Stop Ogoni Clean-up - Amina Mohammed by simpleseyi: 8:23am On Jun 01, 2016

15 Likes

Politics › Re: Why Onu Is Representing Nigeria At OIC Assembly by simpleseyi(op): 7:30am On Jun 01, 2016

Ogbonaya Onu is going to a meeting where decisions will be taken and strategies will drawn on how to convert all churches to mosques, all pastors to alfas and all christians to muslims. Religious bigots are just pathetic.

Politics › Re: Atiku And Ezekwesili At The Launch Of The Book "We Are Biafrans" by simpleseyi: 7:27am On Jun 01, 2016

There are 15 Senators representing the South-East at the Senate, there are 18 Senators representing the South-South at the Senate. There are also about 100 dis-honourable members representing the South-South and South-East at the House of Representatives. Has any of these Biafran at the National Assembly presented a bill that their people do not want to be called Nigerians again? Has anyone of them presented a bill that they want to go their separate way and be independent? If any South-South or South-East member at the National Assembly has presented a bill on their self determination, please let us discuss it and take a decision.

If however, no South-South and South-East member of the National Assembly has never presented a bill on their self determination and Biafra junk but instead, they send their children abroad and send poor men's children to the streets to shout Biafra, then anyone seen on the street mentioning Biafra should be shot, survivors should be re-shot.

1 Like 2 Shares

Politics › Re: PMB Approves Immediate Clean Up Of Ogoni Community After 25yrs Of Being Polluted by simpleseyi: 7:08am On Jun 01, 2016

Assuming thay I am an Ogoni or Ijaw man (God forbid), I will never step on, work in or have anything to do in any section of our land that is cleaned by a Fulani man. What an insult, if my brother, our great hero Chief (Dr) Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan, the jesus of our time cannot clean our land for ~~good~~ bad years that he was president, then I will remain in my oil polluted land and continue to live in filth and dirt rather than for an illiterate Fulani man to clean my polluted land. May God not let us eat from our enemies. That is how a true son of his father will behave. But, is there any true son of the father in Ogoni/Ijaw land, I seriously doubt it.

Politics › Why Onu Is Representing Nigeria At OIC Assembly by simpleseyi(op): 6:52am On Jun 01, 2016

The Minister of Science and Technology, Dr. Ogbonnaya Onu is representing Nigeria at the General Assembly of the Fifteenth Session of the Committee on Science and Technology, COSTECH, of the Organization of Islamic Cooperation (OIC) holding in Islamabad, Pakistan.

The attendance of the minister is a response to request from the President of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan and current Chairman of COSTECH, Mr. Mannoon Hussein to President Buhari to delegate the Minister to attend the General Assembly of the Committee scheduled to hold from Tuesday, May 31-Wednesday, June 1, 2016 in Islamabad. COSTECH, which is in its 15th year of existence, assists Nigeria and other OIC member states to build indigenous capacities in science and technology through cooperation and mutual assistance.

According to the ministry, the attendance and participation of Nigeria at the conference is expected to further strengthen and enhance the capacity of the country to develop science and technology which is key to the success of the change agenda of the Federal Government. It also described the meeting as a further demonstration of the Buhari administration’s determination to explore all available avenues that will assist in the uplifting of the living standard of Nigerians.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/06/onu-representing-nigeria-oic-assembly/

Politics › Re: No Confab Report, No Nigeria, Falae Insists by simpleseyi: 11:59am On May 31, 2016

Phonefanatic:
He's an irrelevant man like you said which I won't argue with you but don't you think Nigeria needs to be restructured? Are you aware we've been in a circus since independence and nothing is likely to change if the structure itself isn't changed.

Please ask Mr Olu Fale a.k.a. 100 million naira why he Olu Falae did not force the ineffectual buffoon husband of the cantankerous grammarian sheppopo to implement the fraudulent confab report? Oh! I can remember he was waiting for 2nd term before implementing the report just as the 2nd Niger bridge. Go and Die.

Celebrities › Re: Leesi Peter Vigboro's 23rd Birthday: Beauty Queen Celebrates With Twin Sister by simpleseyi: 9:07am On May 31, 2016

Maxineng:
23? Issorite I believe them.

Of course, I believe them also. Afterall Buhari is just 27 years old.

Politics › Re: N900Million Found In Waripamowei Dudafa's Account by simpleseyi: 9:05am On May 31, 2016

tit:
what is the offence?
is it a crime to own 900 million naira?

How come your father does not have up to that in his account?

Politics › Re: You Can’t Stop Me From Travelling Abroad - Fayose Dares Buhari by simpleseyi: 9:02am On May 31, 2016

Please who has heard from Olisah Metuselah and FFK the playboy recently? Buhari will soon teach Fayose same lesson.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 (of 340 pages)