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Politics › Re: BIAFRA: Ohanaeze Seeks Unconditional Release Of Radio Biafra Boss by simpleseyi: 9:14am On Nov 30, 2015
erusen:
oya remove south south before i eat finish
Do not deny your brothers, you are one and same. You South South said that if your drunken son called Goatluck Jona-daft did not win the election, you will burn down Nigeria. Now, fuel scarcity has disappeared in Lagos, you can come down to Lagos to get fuel to burn down Nigeria.
Celebrities › Re: Flavour And Chidinma Kiss On Stage At #Phynofest by simpleseyi: 8:50am On Nov 30, 2015
Kezifils:
They kissed in the musical video and dey just brot the kiss out in reality to silence all that said the kiss wasn't real. The kiss does not mean dey re dating. I kiss my fellow co-worker sometimes, means nothing
Please do you work in a brothel where you kiss different prosti-tutes at will?
Politics › Re: BIAFRA: Ohanaeze Seeks Unconditional Release Of Radio Biafra Boss by simpleseyi: 8:41am On Nov 30, 2015
Ohanaeze must be mad. The South East and the South South touts said that if Goatluck Jonathan did not win the last election, they will set the country on fire. Goatluck Jonathan lost and they could not even set their motor park on fire. Instead the started senseless Biafra, the same old foolishess that made Awolowo, Muritala Muhammed, Obasanjo, Buhari, Benjamin Adekunle and others to use over 3 million stubborn Ibos for peeper soup and suya and their mothers and sisters as sex slaves after their lord and personal saviour Agbari Ojukwu fled to Ivory Coast.

Then, they said Nigeria will boil if the albino called Nnamdi Kanu is arrested. After the albino was arrested the drug pushers said that Nigeria will boil, now only the erosion ravaged Ibo land is warming, not yet boiling. If you like set the whole South East and South SOuth on fire who cares, afterall when Boko Haram set North East on fire, how does it concern the Yoruba man in Lagos?

Your new lord and personal saviour who has told you on radio Biafrud not to believe the new testament is currently under lock and key, he will not be released, we shall use his blood the appease the gods and cleanse the land and there is nothing you fools can do. If you start another war, we the Hausas/Fulanis/Yorubas/Kanuris/Igalas/Tivs will be very happy to use about 30 million of you for pepper soup and suya.
Celebrities › Re: Flavour And Chidinma Kiss On Stage At #Phynofest by simpleseyi: 7:52am On Nov 30, 2015
I thought they said that Shindinma started singing from the church, how come she is working hard to be next baby mama?
Politics › Re: Buhari Cancels Weekly FEC Meetings by simpleseyi: 7:49am On Nov 30, 2015
Geniro:
So selecting Amaechi, Fashola, and Fayemi was painstaking . Such a dunce.
If not Amaechi, Fashola and Fayemi who else? Ex-convict Bode George, Playboy FFk, Doyin bastard Okupe, Bamanga Tukur, Princess Stealer Oduah, Cancerous Deizaini Maduekwe or the world bank frauster Okonjo Iwealla? Never again will Nigeria be ruled by looters.
Politics › Re: Fayose To Buhari: Tell Nigerians Who The Looters Are, How Much They Returned by simpleseyi: 8:45am On Nov 27, 2015
fhranciz:
Fayose the only yoruba man with the courage of an Igbo man. The only yoruba I have high respect for.
Yes, the type of courage that makes you declare war in Nigeria and run to Ivory Coast to fvck Ivorien prosti-tutes.
Politics › Re: Why Are The APC Supporters On Nairaland Silent? by simpleseyi: 7:26pm On Nov 26, 2015
SeverusSnape:
Seyi, Look at the screen shot below. Weren't you the one who made that comment? grin


www.nairaland.com/attachments/3121795_71720_jpega822bed80e8c5c3b3df1d27150b55b29

The above post is a response to Buhari's list of kitchen cabinet members which consist of only Northerners and not a complain about his performance. From the list of ministers, Buhari has balanced the appointments. So, you cannot bring such comment into the current topic. Buhari's performance cannot be measured until at least 24 months. I am not a dummy follower neither do I believe that Buari is Jesus Christ, but let us give the man some time to prove himself. If he does not perform, 2019 is just by the corner, we shall vote him out. If however you happen to be a Wailing Wailer, then you can continue to wail.
Politics › Re: Why Are The APC Supporters On Nairaland Silent? by simpleseyi: 5:56pm On Nov 26, 2015
Buhari has been president for less than 6 months, yet you want him have completed building many refineries which PDP could not build in 16 years. You want Buhari to have upgraded all Nigerian universities to world standard just within 6 months. You want all the roads that PDP left to go bad to be fixed by Buhari within 6 months. I think you need your brain examined before you end up where Diezaini is.
Politics › Re: Festus Keyamo Tweet On Fuel Scarcity During GEJ's Administration by simpleseyi: 10:46am On Nov 26, 2015
dokiOloye:
goat,I am talking abt fuel scarcity and missing soldiers and U are Masturbating all over d place.
As U make jest of Diezani's illness,just watch out,Ur portion will be worse,its d law of nature.

Ewu
Diezaini stole the people's money, she looted the treasury. I have not done that, so her illness cannot come near me because He that is in me is greater than He that is in the world.
Politics › Re: The PDP Should Have Been declared the Winner, After The Death Of Audu: Metuh by simpleseyi: 10:15am On Nov 26, 2015
Methuselah should be telling the Supreme Court Justices this nonsense instead of the PDP radio station called Ray power 100.5FM. If PDP does not go to court then, the INEC should just withdraw their certificate of registration just as it did to some mushroom political parties.
Politics › Re: Festus Keyamo Tweet On Fuel Scarcity During GEJ's Administration by simpleseyi: 10:10am On Nov 26, 2015
dokiOloye:
U will never hear d voice of Keyamo,Femi Falana and d lagos / Ibadan amala press in all these burning issues like d fuel scarcity,drop in electricity,missing soldiers etc.
But if it were during GEJ,d Yoruba dominated Lagos/Ibadan press will be screaming it on d frontpage everyday and be writing wonderful editorials.
Definitely you have serious problems. Do you and your fellow wailing wailers and children of hate and destruction expect the people's general, General Muhammadu Buhari to solve Nigeria's generational problems in 6 months? Even Jesus Christ cannot or rather will not, if not he would have done it since. You expect all the refineries that Goatluck Jonascam, Obasanjo and Ya'Adua grounded through corruption to be resuscitated within 6 months. You expect new refineries to be constructed withing 6 months. You expect all bad Nigeria roads to be fixed within 6 months. You expect our Universities to be world standard within 6 months. You expect Americans, Britons and even Saudis to be queuing up at Nigerian embassies for Nigeria visa within 6 months. You need your brain examined before you end up where Diezaini is.
Politics › Re: New Photo Of Patience Jonathan by simpleseyi: 2:49pm On Nov 24, 2015
EKITI001:
WHERE ARE THE GEJITES ?? hero and heroine .. smiley cheesy cheesy grin
She is a heroine. Heroine is a dangerous banned substance just like Mama Piss has been banned and bounded to Otuoke.
Politics › Re: Shameless Rigging Of Kogi Election Exposed - Pic by simpleseyi: 12:19pm On Nov 24, 2015
Please how did the OP called snailspeed pass Common Entrance Examination into JSS 1? I guess he didn't just like the CHANNELS TV crew who does not know that the Cancelled Votes is supposed to be subtracted from the Total Valid Votes.
Politics › Re: Northernocracy?|buhari Appoints Aliyu Aziz New Director For NIMC by simpleseyi: 5:44pm On Nov 23, 2015
Please compare this Aliyu Aziz CV with the IPOB youth that could not produce any I.D. card for 5 years and you will see that khaki no be leather.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Over 400,000 Jobs Created In 3rd Quarter - NBS by simpleseyi: 12:51pm On Nov 23, 2015
I hope this people have not started manufacturing non-existing statistics like the world bank fraudster called Ngozi Okonjo-Iwealla because the jobs that these witches are talking about I can't see any.
Politics › Re: Re: Tinubu Others, Kill Kogi Guber Candidate -Okorocha by simpleseyi: 10:28am On Nov 23, 2015
Dragonking:
Tinubu is a murderer....He killed Funsho Williams and now Killed Audu just because of greed and selfish desires.......Tinubu shall know no peace for this evil he has caused.
Very soon, he shall kill you too with hypertension.
Politics › How Drunken Gang Member Shot Dead 9 DSS Officials At Arepo —agbara Robbery Kingp by simpleseyi(op): 7:55am On Nov 23, 2015
LAGOS—Leader of the dreaded gang of bank robbers which had been terrorising commercial banks in Lagos and Ogun states in military uniforms has disclosed that his gang never intended to kill nine officials of the Department of State Service, DSS, who went missing last September.

The suspect, identified as Kelly Fotor, an Ijaw native of Arugbo, Ondo State, was arrested last Saturday by operatives of the Inspector General of Police Special Intelligence Response Team, SIRT, at a wedding ceremony in Sapele, Delta State.

Gun battle with Police and arrest

Vanguard gathered that the suspect, who was at the ceremony with some armed men, had a gun duel with the operatives which led to the killing of one of the policemen, while Fotor and three of his colleagues, were arrested with bullet wounds.

It was gathered that the SIRT operatives, led by CSP, Abba Kyari, who had been on the trail of the gang, trailed Fotor to the wedding ceremony after their last operation at Agbara area of Ogun State where they robbed a bank and left three persons, including a pregnant woman, dead.agabara

Fotor, who sustained a bullet wound during the shootout, told Vanguard while he was being transported for treatment that he was the leader of the South South group of the gang.

He explained that the gang also had a Lagos leader who he identified as Ossy, adding that his gang was made up of 12 men, including himself, with bases in Delta, Rivers, Bayelsa and Ondo states.

Fotor also said his gang normally teamed up with their Lagos group for operations, disclosing to Vanguard that he and his gang were formerly into sea piracy before teaming up with Ossy.

According to him, Ossy is the leader of the pipeline vandals at Arepo and Ikorodu areas.



Lekki, Ikorodu, Festac and Agbara robbery operations

Fotor also said he and his men took part in the Lekki, Ikorodu, Festac and Agbra bank robberies, adding that they made N28 million from Agbara bank robbery.

“I and my group got N14 million share from the Agbara operation, while, Ossy and his group got N14 million. I left Lagos by waters that day after that operation with my men back to Igbokoda, Ondo State, where we shared the money and everyone got his share of the loot.

‘’It was Ossy’s men who usually pick out our targets. They were the ones who picked out all the targets, my job was to give support and my boat is very big and my boat boy is a professional and knows his way around the water very well,” he stated

When Vanguard inquired who was the woman in the group, he explained that there was no woman in the gang.

He, however, said it was one of Ossy’s boys who normally dressed like a woman during operations.



How the DSS operatives were killed

On how they killed the nine DSS officials, Fotor told Vanguard that as commanders of the groups, he and Ossy never intended to kill the operatives when they were captured.

He explained that the operatives stormed their hideout wanting to rescue a woman who they abducted from Festac.

He explained further: “ One of our boys who was heavily drunk met us while we were interrogating the suspects after we captured them and he opened fire on them.

‘’I was at their camp at Ikorodu when the DSS operatives were captured and they brought them before me and Ossy and they knelt down and we interrogated them, but that guy, he was Ossy’s man. He was very drunk, walked in and without asking questions opened fire on all of them and killed them. Neither myself nor Ossy ordered their killing, we never wanted to kill them,” he explained.

Meanwhile, Vanguard gathered that Fotor and three other suspects arrested along with him have been transferred to Abuja, while SIRT operatives are still combing the area for other members of the gang.

SOURCE: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/how-drunken-gang-member-shot-dead-9-dss-officials-at-arepo-agbara-robbery-kingpin/
Politics › Re: Buhari Killed Awolowo -washington Times by simpleseyi: 8:48am On Nov 20, 2015
illiad:
See?

The moment you saw Buhari name you immediately got to work, looking for what to say about South East without any anger towards the man accused here of murdering Awolowo. E


Even if it was rat poison that Awolowo took to finally end his life, yet if not for your slave mentality you would have feigned anger towards the hausa fulani man accused of killing him even though you knew it was poison he took


Never go against your master
This is the type of statements that made Awolowo and Obasanjo to use over 3 million stubborn Ibos for pepper soup and suya.
Politics › Re: 58 Quotable Quotes Of Ex-president Goodluck Jonathan @ 58 by simpleseyi: 8:40am On Nov 20, 2015
Stealing is not Corruption.

How much did Jim Nwobodo stole (sic)? Money not up to the price of a Peugeot and Buhari regime send him to jail. Is that good enough? — Enugu, 9 January, 2015

If somebody tells you that the best way to fight corruption is to arrest your uncle or father and show him on television, well, you won’t stop corruption, you will even encourage corruption. – Lagos, 8 January 2015

Since we came on board, have you suffered? Do you need to bribe someone before you get fuel? — Lagos, 8 January 2015


Are the above unfortunate statements in the list? If not, then you have quoted rubbish and needs your head examined.
Crime › Re: Robbers Storm Banks In Agbara, Ogun by simpleseyi: 11:24am On Nov 19, 2015
Flets:
Nigeria has gone to the dogs and no amount of propaganda can save her.

The rate of robberies in and outside lagos, the hardship, the sufferings, reduced power supply, fuel scarcity, increased bokoharam attacks, badly damaged economy, loss of jobs, political witch-hunting in the name of anti-corruption, small generator ban, poorly though-out TSA processes, IPOB agitation, pipeline explosions etc etc .... clearly shows we are headed downhill since May 29th.

Ambode the anointed one of Oba Akiolu of lagoon kingdom, his ogun state counterpart and the chief propagandist Buhari cannot do much to help themselves at this time. Failure is written all over them.

And if we are not careful, we will loose all the gains we've made in our democracy under 2 years.
The rate you are feeling hurt, I am sure that before next election you would have joined DSP Alams in grave or frog eyed Deizani Madueke in U.K. hospital.
Politics › Re: Prof. Alexia Thomas To Buhari: Shut Down Nigerian Embassy In Uk Within 48hrs by simpleseyi: 10:09am On Nov 19, 2015
It is now more than 48 hours since the bear chest beater called Prof Alexia Thomas threatened to burn down Nigerian Embassy in London if Buhari does not close down the embassy. Please help me remind the so called professor that we are still waiting for the fire and if we don't see it in time, it means the man is more foolish than Agbari Ojukwu who started war in Nigeria and ran to Ivory Coast to dance with Ivorien prosti-tutes were Nigerian Army was using Ibos for pepper soup and suya.
Politics › Re: Kano Female Suicide Bomber Dyed Her Leg With Henna Before Mission (Graphic Pic) by simpleseyi: 9:32am On Nov 19, 2015
peppyluv02:
Peace indeed
Isaiah 21:9
"And, behold, here cometh a chariot of men, with a couple of horsemen. And he answered and said, Babylon is fallen, is fallen; and all the graven images of her gods he hath broken unto the ground."

Comment
Many soldiers have used Bible verses to justify horrific destruction against their enemy. Such beliefs can comfort the minds of men to do virtually any kind of atrocity against men, women, and children of the enemy. The Crusaders of the 12th century, slaughtered or tortured anyone who stood in their way. The Bible's words gave them their justification.

Even today, our government, military and religious leaders judge wars as "moral" based on Biblical reasoning. Fighting men feel, not only comforted, but glorious in their actions against the destruction of fellow human beings. In the Gulf War, for example, an F-16 fighter/bomber had "Isaiah 21:9" written on its bombs.

David Slaughters Them (I Chronicles 20:3)
"And he brought out the people that were in it, and cut them with saws, and with harrows of iron, and with axes..."

Comment
Chapters 17-19 (17-18-19) tells us that David killed 22,000 Syrians and that Abishai killed 18,000 Edomites. No one expresses shame at such slaughters.

Here in 20:3, we have David, counted as a great leader of the Israelites, slaughtering captives after the cessation of hostilities. From what high moral ground should we admire this action?
Education › Re: How Exams Are Written In Covenant University by simpleseyi: 9:00am On Nov 19, 2015
kYjelly2:
y not just have a clicker device with ur bud, were you guys can communicate via bluetooth using SOS language

5 clicks for question 5, 1 click for A, 2 clicks for B, 3 clicks for C and so on...

hmmm, on second thought, i shouldn't be promoting that type of bs cheesy
Are you a drug pusher? Only drug pushers always find means of evading NDLEA arrest. Or are you a treasury looter? Buhari implemented TSA, looters still found ways of stealing from the TSA.
Politics › Re: Kano Female Suicide Bomber Dyed Her Leg With Henna Before Mission (Graphic Pic) by simpleseyi: 8:56am On Nov 19, 2015
175:
Who would believe Bokoharam will last one week
after Buhari becomes president considering the
way he continously condemned the way Nigerian
Army has hitherto handled this war.
I just pity the naive and gullible masses who
refused to think for themselves but rather believed
baseless noise and propaganda.
You still feel the pain of defeat. Sorry, you will get over it with time. Just know that you are in for 8 years of Buhari rule. You have an option though . . . . that is . . .Go and Die.
Politics › Re: Famous Mathematics Problem Remains Unsolved, Newsday - BBC World Service by simpleseyi: 6:18pm On Nov 18, 2015
ArodeTsolaye:
Na ewedu, ritual and daughter-fccking dey inside yorrobber brain, nothing else!

Book...dem no sabi, Business? ...for where? grin
Are those not better than drug trafficking, human trafficking, fake drugs, 419, baby factory, incest, kidnapping and armed robbery which are the Ibos major "businesses"?
Politics › Re: Hilarious! That Awkward Moment by simpleseyi: 5:30pm On Nov 18, 2015
obum88:
I need the APC supporters to tell me the feeling
DSP Alam has died because of CHANGE. Deizaini Madueke has developed cancer because of CHANGE. What is going to happen to you?
Politics › Re: FG Bans Importation Of ‘I-Pass-My-Neighbour’ Generators by simpleseyi: 5:16pm On Nov 18, 2015
kodded:


undecided undecided


'when a dulllard rules. the people suffer


undecided undecided

What happens when a drunkard rules?
Politics › Re: President Buhari Reacts To Yola Bombing On Twitter (snapshots) by simpleseyi: 1:22pm On Nov 18, 2015
LMAyedun:
"Hand-in-hand, we will rid our land off terrorism" - Buhari.

Funny! He suddenly wants us to work hand in hand to rid off terrorism... What did he do to help under GEJ's Gov't?
Did he mention GEJ in the twit? No. Also, Buhari wasn't asking for the support of children of hate like you. Buhari was talking to all lovers of peace, equality and justice, you, GEJ and Sambo Dasuki who stole monies meant for the purchase of arms to fight the terrorists don't fall into this category. So, go and die and join DSP Alams.
Family › Re: My Husband Is Driving Me Nut. I Want A Divorce. by simpleseyi: 12:14pm On Nov 18, 2015
Princesszoe:
Madam is unfortunate that i could not see your inital post before you deactivated it. Am going to be judicious based on the what people commented here. I am able to learn that you are a second wife to your husband. My advise is simple. If you are really a second wife and you know fully well that the first wife is alive and still leaves with the man, you need to walk away from that marriage. Are you a christian? If the answer is yes, please divorce him and wait for your own man with faith.[b] You should get married to a man who will have you as his only wife. That is the standard of marriage in christianity. Logically, monogamy is far better than polygamy. Polygamy has more of envy, diabolism, cheatings, hatred, favouritism, greedy [/b]e.t.c in it. The practise has never really been an easy one. You may also want to ask God for more ideas, wisdom and instincts on what to do but you must leave that marriage and look for your own man.
So, David, Solomon, Abraham e.t.c were evil in our eyes. Where in the bible did god say that polygamy is evil? Please quote God's words and not what some earlier christian convert wrote.

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