₦airaland Forum

FlirtyKaren:
IBB signing the marriage register as Mamman Vatsa's bestman. Vatsa was executed under IBB's administration in 1986

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/12/photo-ibb-signing-marriage-register-as.html

Stop twisting facts, Mamman Vasta's execution was planned and ordered by IBB, period. Say the truth as it is.

And the money that was supposed to be used to buy arms and ammunition for these soldiers to fight Boko Haram was used by Jonathan, Sambo Dasuki, Okonjo-Iwealla, Raymond Dokpesi, Attairu Bafarawa, ex-convict Bode George, ex-convict Jim Nwobodo and others for spiritual and propaganda purpose. If the soldiers deserve death for not fighting Boko Haram with hunters gun , now tell me why Jonathan, Dasuki and their gang of looters should not be shot at the bar beach in Lagos and televised live for all to see the penalty for looting.

Nigeria has made a very important discovery in the area of health. All the albinos of this world who has been suffering from stigmatization now have a solution that will make them turn dark skinned. The solution is just lock the albinos in DSS prison for few weeks and the albinos will turn as dark as Kenyans. One albino called Nnamdi Kanu has been used for test and the result of the test is here for all to see. Congratulations to all albinos all over the world. Biafrans and bleaching cream are like toto and dicck.

Flirtyy:
How? Have ever paid her for sex? Has your brother, friend or relative ever paid her for sex? That is how u will be wallowing in your ignorant mentality and the talented lady will be trailblazing. Olodo!

Another olosho, fighting for own of their own.

The ATM called Colonel Sambo Dasuki (rtd) is currently in prison, what do you expect customers that want to withdraw from the ATM to do? If Zenith Bank ATM is not working, wont you go to Diamon Bank?

The only thing that gets me angry about this Fayose and Ekiti hungry people is that the international community will be thinking that all Nigerians are like Ekiti hungry people, very soon during voting at UN conference, countries contesting for positions will try and lure Nigeria's representative with bags of rice and frozen chicken.

divineappo:
in the words of lai mohammed, "at a point along that road, we were just a kilometer to sambisa forest" if d military had ended boko haram, why didn't you enter sambisa forest? help me ask lai mohammed

My guy, I beg dey use your church mind when talking nah. Lie Muhammed too na somebody papa, husband, uncle, cousin, e.t.c. You come dey ask why him no enter Sambisa. The man can only lie from outside and not from inside Sambisa.

Yes, it is a budget of burden to looters in PDP but to the masses, it is a budget of CHANGE.

hayorzzyzx:
She looks like a Stripper

Ney, you are wrong. She may look like a stripper, talk like a stripper, dance like a stripper and act like a stripper, do not be deceived, she is actually a stripper. - Simpleseyi, 2015.

ERockson:
With this development Kanu will remain in DSS detention till 2019 and by then he would have grown a lot of sense and beard.

He would have grown a lot of beard but not sense. We does not have any sense and cannot grow any. He is going to be in DSS detention for a very long time. I expect the IPOB miscreants to go to DSS detention and free their lord Nnamdi Kanu, afterall Boko Haram stormed Army Barracks and Police Stations several times to free their members under the regime of the clueless drunk from Otuoke, have you heard any of such in this government? No.

Some people expect Buhari to turn Nigeria into America so that and Britain, Russia, China, Saudi Arabia and UAE will be coming to beg Nigeria for loans and grants just within 6 months. This category of nonentities made a terrible mistake, the should have voted for Jesus. Jesus is the only "magician" that can turn Nigeria into paradise in 6 months. If they want their vote back, they should all go to INEC and collect their votes and take the votes to church and vote for Jesus the omnipotent. If PDP gang of thieves used 16 years to destroy Nigeria and used the last 3 months to manufacture Col Sambo Dasuki ATM which was dispensing cash even without debit card, then only Jesus can fix Nigeria within 6 months. Do you wonder why Jesus has refused to fix Nigeria? Jesus hates you all . Jesus hates thieves, robbers, liars, looters and pretenders.

Thanks FFK for conceding that PDP gang of robbers plunged Nigeria into debt but that you are now scared that Buhari may throw Nigeria into more debt. Don't worry about that my dear thieving elite, the masses are watching Buari very very closely so you can simply Shut The Fvck Up and take care of your newest Biafran baby mama. But, wait a minute, wetin Biafran girls do FFK nah? FFK remember that there is God oooo, from Bianca Onoh Ojukwu the wife of the lord and savior of the Ibos to Chioma Anasoh another bedmate, then to Miss Adaobi Uchegbu yet another bedmate and now Precious Chikwendu the last cheap LovePeddler.

suxkill:
Duara secret service defying court order!!!

Yet they still decided to take him to court!!!

Bubu keep deceiving your self !!!

There was a country!!!

Yes, there was a country called Biafra in the dream of fools.

zibi2:
According to reports,the merger is as a result of the shock created in their assets and balance sheet sizes in the face of declining oil prices.However the names of the banks involved was not mentioned.

Does anybody know? Where are Bankers nairalanders

Why is it that it is only bad news and rumours that you see and carry. please give your life to Jesus so that you will start seeing and carrying good things.

Dreambeat:
I am with Kanu on this.Buhari has repeatedly flouted court orders,playing hide and seek.How are we sure he would not do the same if the ruling goes against his tyrannical tendency.If anything happens to Kanu,Buhari will regret the day he was born.The world is watching.God will see you through,Mazi Nnamdi Kanu.Persevere,for God is solidly behind you.Nwa Chineke!In the history of mankind,there has not been any freedom fighter that had it easy.You shall come out victorious at the end of the day.

The same thing your lord and saviour Agbari Ojukwu said and you all know the result. 3 million stubborn Biafrauds used for pepper and suya. Several women and girls used as sexx slaves. If you repeat the same nonsense, the Nigerian government will repeat the same treatment.

Tunami:
buhari must obey, i know some people wont be happy with this kind of news.

Did you read the news at all? Is this the type of beings that would make of Biafra? I laugh in Ilaje language .

Today's Christians, confused group of pagans.

OZAOEKPE:
T[b]HIS AISHAT Buhari WOULD BLAME JONATHAN FOR HER HUSBAND'S INABILITY TO PENETRATE HER WELL??[/b]
MY BRO, WE DONT NEED TO KILL OURSELVES OVER THIS PEOPLE(PDP AND APC), THE MONEY SHE USED TO FEED ALL THIS E-CRIMINALS WOULD FEED THOUSANDS IN THE IDP CAMP.

My dear Mr Nonentity you are very very wrong. Muhammadu Buhari can never ever be unable to penetrate a woman well. Ask your olosho sisters, who have collapse one day or the other on Hausa/Fulani dicck, they will tell you that the Hausa/Funali man has an average of 9 inches long dicckk. Some of them especially tall ones like Muhammadeu Buhari can have up to 12 inches long dicckk. Now, tell me, how he wont penetrate any woman well.


Your clueless Otuoke brother and his gang of thieves including Mama Piss Sheppopo, the world bank fraudster called Okono-Iwealla, the oil goddess Deizani Madukewe, Stella Odua, ATM Sambo Dasuki and others stole 3.3. trillion naira, that is what you should defend.

studio14:
Because this technology is on her way

This same dream that your forefathers dreamt that made them to sacrifice over 3 million of your brothers and sisters. You have started the dream again, definitely what happened to your forefathers will also happen to you.

sambisa5:
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You made a very big mistake my sister,,,,,,,,,in the race of destiny either God or the devil will try your faith,,,,,and you fell immediately,,,,,,,if i was in ur shoe then,,,,i will use the help he was helping me judiciously,,,,,but when it comes to marriage i won't accept,,,,,i can be decieving him till i graduate,,,,and when i do i put him aside,,,,but u didn't think that long,,,,,u quickly jumped into marriage with an unbeliever,,,,,,,,thank God you are a christian and the bible said ,do not be unequally yoked with unbelievers,,,,,what has darkness got to do with light?,,,,
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He is a muslim for God's sake,,,,he doesn't believe what you believe,,
(1) you believe christ died for you,,,,but he doesn't beileve so,,,
(2) you believe christ is the son of God,,,but he doesn't believe so.
(3) you believe you can't get to the Father except through christ,,,but he doesn't believe so,,,etc
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MY ADVICE
when you find urself in darkness,,,,locate the light,,,,,,i mean divorce him,,,,,,let him go for a fellow muslim second wife like himself,,,,,,,,,,,LET ME SHOCK YOU,,,,
he is going to marry another woman after you,,,,,,then ur eyes will be clearer,,,,,,
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U are now serving ,,,and work will come,,,,, at 23,,,,you are still very young,,,,,,,i can assure you that you will find another man,,,,,,all you need do is divorce him and relocate to another state or city where less people know much about you,,,,start a new life,,,,,,before you know it guys will start coming,,,,
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Meanwhile go back to God and ask for forgiveness,,,,,,HE WILL STILL FORGIVE,no matter how far you went doing wrong,,,,,,,,that same God will forgive and reconnect you to a person of your faith,,,,,

So the only thing you find inappropriate in all this story is that she married a non-christian. My friend you are more dumb than Sanni Abacha. I never knew that fools like you still exists. Christ will deny you on the last day. Well, I am a Muslim married to a Christian. I and my wife are happier than you, Rev and Rev (Mrs) Chris Oyakhilome, Rev Chris Okotie and his serial wives and even several alhajis married to alhajas. Gerara here.

PRYCE:
It's the truth!

He looks retarrded!

This poster is also one of Nigeria's leaders of tomorrow. He/she is somebody's son/daughter, sister/brother or even neighbor. What a great loss to the nation.

EasternLion:
Pls we want u to convict our director of treason, so that what will be d difference between us getting Biafra is how many of us u can kill, before Biafra is restored.

We shall kill all miscreants and make sure their children never grow.

omolami:
Because Buhari does not himself obeys court orders, his agencies and himself has no moral right to gag anyone that equally disobeys invitation by EFCC. Buhari should first lead by example.. I have a feeling Nigeria would break under Buhari's administration

I have a feeling that you will break before Buhari's second term. Yeah, you read me right, Buhari's second term is a done deal, sealed and delivered. After that, Prof Osibande the ordinary commissioner as you call him will use the South West 8 years. But, I have a feeling that you would have committed suicide before then.

bnovative:
It's even more pathetic that the brainwashed followers don't understand the grave danger this fraud of a budget portend.
Nigeria is doomed!!!
RIP to the future!

Your family is doomed. Nigerian shall be great again.

danidee10:
This is good news....but one thing I've noticed is that muslims who are not serious with their religion or just muslims by heritage who leave in the west are not violent but those that are serious and read the quran and the hadiths become violent why......Cuz there is a lot of violence in the quran against non believers... Please let any Muslim quote me I'm ready to debate with facts...but of course they'll not quote because allah and mohammed words must not be opposed

Your hatred for Islam is driving you very fast to your grave. Adolf Hitler was not a Muslim, the missionaries that came to expert your forefathers to work as slaves in America were not Muslims.

Sirsoftness:
Am a 200L student in Delta state university Abraka 19 years of age

My problem is that my dad still treats me like a child I kept silent for a while thinking when I gain admission he will stop and give me my freedom,but no I have facial hair and I like it but anytime I come home my dad forces me to cut it,he also restricts me from visiting any of my friends and doesn't allow any of my friends visit me,and if I say I want to stay in school and not come home he is definitely goin to disgrace me in school. The main reason of my writing this post is because he used the cane on me he said he called me and I didn't answer,in my defense I didn't hear him call me I was busy he finished my body without giving me a chance to explain

Now what I want to ask is at my age and position should I still be flogged and how can I get my dad to understand I am no longer a child

In 20 years time, you will see your father and just prostrate for him in the open. He ask you to stand up and stop embarrassing him. Then you will say that you just remembered how he treated you when you were a young adult including the flogging, restriction of movements and association with people. You will then prostrate again for the second time and thank him once again for making you a successful man that you are. May God let your father live long to see and enjoy your success. Your father has passed through the stage you are now and he can guess your moves, many of your age mates have become cultist, rapist and robbers because their parents gave them the so-called freedom that the western world is preaching your your ear drums. But, you father is doing his job as a responsible father. Your father really really loves you, only Jesus probably can love you more.

PRYCE:
Multiple standards everywhere!

During Buhari's campaigns, he said he was gonna lock offenders in Kirikiri. Later on, He said he was gonna exercise clemency to those who willingly return their cuts...

Now, Everyone go enter Cage!....

Did any of your parents take anything that belongs to nobody or belongs to everybody? If not, then you should stop dreaming about KiriKiri Maximum Security Prison.

Please can you Archbishop Onaiyekan tell me why the IPOB miscreants did not ask for Biafra when their son the clueless drunkard was looting the nation treasury? Now that the useless and clueless Otuoke drunk has lost election and also lost erec-tion, they are running round the country asking for Biafra. They wont get Biafra from Buhari, next time they leave their fake drug, hard drug trafficking and kidnapping business and run to the streets asking for Biafra or death, we shall give them death. Drum this into their ear, an Ibo man will never ever be Nigeria's president till Jesus comes.

luvinhubby:
APC is evil.
All the principal persons that were part of the govt that organised the worst elections known in the history of mankind in Nigeria in 2007 are in APC today.
OBJ
Atiku
El-Rufai
Ezekwesili

Say it, keep saying it. Say it till 2023 when another election will be held. As for 2019, it is already a done deal, Baba has already won the election selection of 2019. So, keep repeating the above shiit until APC wins again in 2023.

dustmalik:
Three of them were killed by the NA last year. Don't make it seem like they were all killed during the recent fracas.

Maka why my brother? We are talking about people's lives here. Will you give three of your family members to the NA to be killed this year while you also give another two to be killed next year? That will never happen to you and me IJN - Amen.

oloriooko:
1. Naira crashed from 190/$ to 270/$, lowest in 42yrs

2. Longest sustained petroleum scarcity in Nigeria

3. Highest number of victims killed by insurgency under 6 months

4. Highest number, 15, foreign trips made by a president in the history of Nigeria

5. Highest number though undisclosed of returned loot by past leaders

These are the once that readily come to mind, you can add yours


God bless Nigeria
God help PMB

BRAVO. Buhari is some people's father and he has broken many records, please can you also post records broken by your own father?