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Business › Re: Made-in-aba Shoes Go Global As Foreign Investors Show Interest by simpleseyi: 9:26am On Oct 29, 2015
obum88:
The investors who were conducted round the Leather Cluster of the Ariria International Market, Aba by some aides of Governor Okezie Ikpeazu, and officials of the Leather Workers Union, including Lawrence Odoemelem, SSA, Investment Promotions and Elder Emma Ezeala, SSA, Investment Facilitation and Chinedu Nwagu, SSA, Investment Planning and Strategy, showed genuine interest in partnering with the artisans involved in leather works in Aba.
Three SSA on so called investment alone. That means you can buy a textbook on Geo, buy another textbook on Gra and another textbook on Phy . Does anyone wonder why the country is backward? The last governor of Abia state was a disaster, I hope this current one will not sell the state to Cameroonian bunkers.
Politics › Re: PDP Senators Meet Over Amaechi, Others’ Confirmation: Nation by simpleseyi: 9:05am On Oct 29, 2015
Euro31:
Hypocrisy is when Buhari supports the independence of Palestinians but arrests Nnamdi Kanu for clamouring for Biafra
Palestinians have been fighting for freedom for several years nonstop. I think you Biafrans too should start a non-stop war, we Nigerians will be very happy to use 30 million stubborn Nigerian goats Jews for pepper soup and suya.
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Granted Bail At Last - Vanguard by simpleseyi:
Ddonchester:
Shut up, When last did you see your period. The bail requirements have been met. Do not shout terrorism when we start killing the zoo Army and police.
Do not shout genocide either when several millions of stubborn Biafrans are used for pepper soup and suya and your mothers and sisters used as sex slaves as was done in 1967.
Politics › Re: Buhari Meets With Narendra Modi, India's Prime Minister (Photo) by simpleseyi: 1:49pm On Oct 28, 2015
warrior01:
By mere looking at the two rulers; you'll understand why their countries are backward. Dirty old men
But they are still cleaner than your filthy worthless father.
Family › Re: Is It Wise For A Woman To Give Her Husband Part Of Her Monthly Salary? by simpleseyi: 8:16pm On Oct 27, 2015
Miami11:
If she is crazy znd deranged she gives out part of her cheque.
But a man whose wife spends 50% of his salary, their kids spend 25% of his salary, his wife's parents spends 10% of his salary while he and his parents and siblings are left with only 15% is a gentleman. I think you are more mad than Femi Fani Kayode, Ayo Fasyose, Nyesom Wike and Mama Piss combined.
Family › Re: Woman Who Cooks With Menstrual Blood Says "No Regrets" by simpleseyi: 1:19pm On Oct 27, 2015
osedvgirl:
the woman and all her family members are witches and wizards
Thank God we have Buhari who will help to witch hunt them all.
Politics › Re: Female Billionaires That Own Private Jets In Nigeria(photos) by simpleseyi:
doublewisdom:
Number 1: By spreading her legs for all and sundry in IBB's regime and rewarded with oil wells.
Number 2: Dem say she tiff oil money.
Number 3: By helping first ladies steal money. She knows the taste of every first lady's ass!
Number 4: By Fcking a corrupt man who has an ill-acquired oil well .
I hate this rubbish that you posted here, but I am sorry, I am almost 100% sure that you are very right. They are all thieves living on the common wealth. How long shall we live under the bondage of these oppressors?
Politics › Re: Gala Sellers Becoming Armed Robbers In Lagos by simpleseyi: 11:35am On Oct 27, 2015
doublewisdom:
Olufunke being a Yeyeba, may have mistaken gala for a gun. grin grin grin grin
I understand you, we all know that the gala robbers are your brothers from Biafruad land.
Fashion › Re: Unoaku Anyadike Wins Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria Pageant 2015 by simpleseyi: 8:21am On Oct 26, 2015
AraduF90:
igbo's are repping yorobastards are doubting
The ex-president of Oloshos is from Biafruad land, the Secretary General that issued a statement announcing her death is also from Biafruad land, why then do you wonder why 95% of so-called Models and Beauty Queens are from Baifraud land? Only oloshos wear pants and bras to dance on the stage while irresponsible men lust after their worthless bodies.

Why then do you wonder why hotels and brothels in Lagos are occupied by Oloshos from Biafruad land. This is what Biafra contribute to Nigeria.
Romance › Re: President Of Nigerian Prostitutes, JessicaElvis Is Dead by simpleseyi: 8:05am On Oct 26, 2015
pontirock:
Report reaching DAILY POST, Sunday afternoon has it that President of the National Association of Nigerian Prostitutes, Jessica Elvis is dead.

Elvis died Sunday afternoon in an undisclosed hospital in Benin after battling a protracted heart-related disease.

Confirming the sad development to DAILY POST on Sunday afternoon, the Secretary General of the association, Tamar Tion in a terse text message described Elvis’ demise as a sad loss to the group.

“Hi Ameh, want to inform you that we just lost our President, Jessy this afternoon. She died after battling heart-related disease for years. It is a sad loss to NANP and we pray God to give her family and 15-year-old daughter the fortitude to bear the loss,” the statement added.

http://dailypost.ng/2015/10/25/breaking-president-of-nigerian-prostitutes-jessica-elvis-is-dead/
The ex-president of Oloshos is from Biafruad land, the Secretary General that issued a statement announcing her death is also from Biafruad land, why then do you wonder why 95% of so-called Models and Beauty Queens are from Baifraud land? Only oloshos wear pants and bras to dance on the stage while irresponsible men lust after their worthless bodies.

Why then do you wonder why hotels and brothels in Lagos are occupied by Oloshos from Biafruad land. This is what Biafra contribute to Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Sexy Beautiful Yummy Babes Of MBGN!! by simpleseyi: 4:49pm On Oct 23, 2015
hinwazaka:
Southwest monkey girls.
Only pro-stitues wear bra and pants while dancing on a stage for irresponsible men to lust after. Ibos have been rearing and breeding pro-stitutes since time immemorial. The pro-stitute in the Bible was an Ibo lady. Remember that Ibos are Jews, so don't be surprised that pro-stitute in the Bible was an Ibo. Only children of pro-stitutes will quote me negatively. So, let us see the children of pro-stitutes quote me negatively.
Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS!! Deji Of Akure Forgives Ndi Igbo by simpleseyi: 4:42pm On Oct 23, 2015
ernesty20:
www.orangefm.com Following the intervention of the state governor, governor mimiko in the crisis between Deji of akure and Ndi Igbo living in Akure, the Deji of Akure has finally forgiven them and enjoined them to open their shops tomorrow. The embattled Eze Ndi Igbo was made to prostrate before Deji of Akure.

The king later appreciated governor mimiko for his intervention.
Biafruads can you read the bolded above. Your fake Eze is prostrating all over the town for anyone that speaks Yoruba including Iya Bose, Iya Kudi, Baba Moji and my humble self.
Politics › Re: (MBGN) Most Beautiful Girls In Nigeria 2015 Contestants: Why Always Igbo? by simpleseyi: 9:58am On Oct 23, 2015
Only pro-stitues wear bra and pants while dancing on a stage for irresponsible men to lust after. Ibos have been rearing and breeding pro-stitutes since time immemorial. The pro-stitute in the Bible was an Ibo lady. Remember that Ibos are Jews, so don't be surprised that pro-stitute in the Bible was an Ibo. Only children of pro-stitutes will quote me negatively. So, let us see the children of pro-stitutes quote me negatively.
Politics › Re: Calabar-ugep-ogoja-katsina Ala Road- Another GEJ Project Buhari Takes Credit by simpleseyi: 7:54am On Oct 23, 2015
unstableaswater:
Story, u mean Buhari has found a way to deliver a substandard project from what GEJ had budgeted.
No, what he meant is that Buhari has removed Goatlluck, Mama Piss, David Mark and Deizani's share from the former inflated cost.
Politics › Re: Saraki Not Afraid To Enter The Dock Unlike Tinubu Who Cannot Smile by simpleseyi: 5:14pm On Oct 22, 2015
Compare to this? Now tell me who is the boss?

Crime › Re: South-African Based Nigerian Arrested With 3.9kg Of Drug In Lagos (Photos) by simpleseyi: 2:18pm On Oct 22, 2015
I am here to check the name. I have seen the name and I am disappointed. huh huh
Politics › Lagos Oilfield To Miss December Production Target by simpleseyi(op): 8:23am On Oct 22, 2015
The Aje shallow-water field offshore Lagos is now expected to reach first oil at the end of January 2016 as against December this year previously targeted by the joint venture partners on the project.

One of the partners, Panoro Energy, an independent exploration and production company with assets in Nigeria and Gabon, stated this in a new update.

The company had reiterated in August that the operations at the Aje development remained on schedule, with production drilling underway in the third quarter and first oil production targeted for the end of 2015.

Panoro, in the latest update, said the Aje-5 production well located on the OML 113 licence had been successfully completed and the reservoir had been perforated in the Upper and Lower Cenomanian Oil bearing zones.

It said the subsea tree had been installed and the well had been suspended, ready for connection to the oil production facilities prior to the commencement of production.

Panoro said, “The Saipem Scarabeo 3 semi-submersible drilling rig has been moved to re-enter the existing Aje-4 well for completion as a second Cenomanian production well.

“All key equipment related to the Aje oilfield development has now been delivered to Lagos, including the FPSO moorings and turret buoy, the production manifold, the umbilical termination assembly, and the umbilicals and flowlines.”

The company further said, “In addition, the ongoing refurbishment of the Front Puffin FSPO is on schedule and it is anticipated that the vessel will sail from Singapore approximately six weeks prior to its installation date.

“Panoro currently estimates the project timing and costs to be largely on track, although for planning purposes, the company is now projecting that first oil should take place towards the end of January 2016.”

The joint venture partners led by Yinka Folawiyo Petroleum Company Limited had in October last year taken the final investment decision to develop the first phase of the Aje field.

Aje is an offshore field located in the western part of Nigeria in the Dahomey Basin at the border with Benin Republic.

The field is situated in water depths ranging from 100 to 1,000 metres about 24 kilometres from the coast. The field contains hydrocarbon resources in sandstone reservoirs in three main levels – a Turonian gas condensate reservoir, a Cenomanian oil reservoir and an Albian gas condensate reservoir.

Yinka Folawiyo Petroleum Company is the operator, with 25 per cent interest in the field. The other partners are Vitol, First Hydrocarbons Nigeria Limited, Energy Equity Resources Limited, Panoro Energy ASA and Jacka Resources Limited.

The JV partners had in January 2014 submitted the Field Development Plan for the Aje field to the Department of Petroleum Resources. The FDP was approved in March and is primarily focused on the development of the Cenomanian oil reservoir.


SOURCE: http://www.punchng.com/business/business-economy/lagos-oilfield-to-miss-december-production-target/
Romance › Re: She Refused To Date Me Because I'm Short.. by simpleseyi: 8:07am On Oct 22, 2015
01emek:
Its was really unfair and disheartened for her to refuse my proposal because of my height.

Pls nairalander is height now a problem in relationship and for the records,am 5:1 .
I am NOT sorry to say this, if my sister brings home a 5:1 as boyfriend, I will take that sister to Pastor Joshua for deliverance. I don't want dwarfs in my family lineage.
Science/Technology › Re: KWASU Students Fabricate Anti-terror Weapon by simpleseyi: 9:00pm On Oct 21, 2015
Rayhut:
Nigeria as a country was built on wrong foundation, even the British, US knew that Nigeria will break up one day. UK has 4 countries in it, eg Wales, England, Scotland and Northern Island, then ask yourself why they cannot be one country like Nigeria, USA has all it states operating as a semi independent country, immigration law in Texas is not the same with California, China has Taiwan, Hong Kong, Tibet and Macau as part of China which are all semi independent, without confederation in Nigeria there will be no peace, Nigeria need to go back to Aburi peace accord, Nigeria will never be a progressive country because Nigeria is made up of irreconcilable entities that cannot align, Nigeria suppose to have 4 countries eg Arewa, Biafra, Midland, Oduduwa under confederation just like UK, China, Netherlands etc, without this Nigeria will never know peace.
Wake up, it's morning. Don't wee-wee on the mat. Wake up, you have been dreaming. Biafruad is an impossible dream. Stop dreaming and face reality. We shall be one for ever and ever. Amen.
Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints Ekanem As Acting Head Of Service-leadership by simpleseyi: 7:32pm On Oct 21, 2015
alcmene:
Is he tired of appointing his kinsmenhuh

The senile old pedophile is already loosing steam.
I am very sure wailing would have killed you before Buhari's second term. Yeah, you read me right, Buhari is ruling for another 4 years after his first 4 years. You can go and climb mountain and die as El-Rufai advised.
Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints Mahmud Yakubu As INEC Chairman by simpleseyi: 3:26pm On Oct 21, 2015
warrior01:
Another Northerner again? I really pity Tinubu, no compensation upon all his struggle . He was roundly used and dumped like a dirty rag; from the post of the National Leader back to a mere local champion without a say in this APC government. Chai! Na so life be?
Yes Tinubu has been used and dumped that is why Tinubu influenced the appointment of the Secreatary to the Government of the Federation, Tinubu's boys named Fashola and Fayemi are Ministers and Tinubu's stooge called Babatunde Fowler is the Chairman of Federal InLand Revenue Service while you are the Chairman of Federal Wailers and Criers Service.
Politics › Re: Why Are Yoruba People Happy When Anioma/ikwerre People Claim They Are Not Igbo by simpleseyi: 9:28am On Oct 21, 2015
agadez007:
this is not meant to riducle the yoruba nation but i have noticed that here on NL,the yoruba people derive a kind of Joy when these group of people claim they are not igbo,,you see yorubas showering them with likes and calling igbos ''Landgrabbers'' etc

Even on facebook i once saw an anioma woman claming not Igbo,and the yoruba were liking and cheering her
The same yorubas who call anybody Not yourba or Hausa ''omo ibo'' were now teaching us history on who is igbo and who is Not


I think yorubas should change this bad habit
Please are Anioma/Ikwerre people going to pay money into my accounts becuase they are not Ibos? If not, then you must be madder than Agbari Ojukwu for insinuating that I am happy because Anioma/Ikwerre people have disassociated themselves from Biafra. Wetin concern me with whether Anioma/Ikwerre are Hausa, Ibo or Kanuri?
Politics › Re: Saraki May Bow To Apc’s Position On Principal Officers by simpleseyi:
tellwisdom:
Who is saraki??..What does he do for a living? sad
Saraki is a matter. Abi you no know wetin be matter from primary school Integrated Science.? Okay, I go tell you. Matter is anything which has weight and occupies space. Saraki has weight, he weighs about 75kg and he is currently occupying an illegal space at the National Assembly. Very soon, his weight will be reduced to less than 50kg and he will be thrown out of the illegal space that he is occupying but in order not to be thrown out of his illegally occupied space, he is trying to sacrificed his partners in crime.

Buhari is a military strategist, he never ever loses.
Politics › TAXES: Ekiti Seals Businesses As Igbo Traders Protest by simpleseyi(op): 7:43am On Oct 21, 2015
Ado-Ekiti—As controversy continues to trail the new tax regime imposed on business outfits in the state, Igbo traders in Ado Ekiti, the Ekiti State capital yesterday staged peaceful protests against what they described as “outrageous taxes” imposed on them by the state government.

Shops belonging to the Igbo traders, along the state secretariat road and a branch of Zenith Bank, NNPC retail petrol station were shut down by officials of the Board of Internal Revenue, BIR, in an operation that commenced at about 9.00 am.

The traders marched from their shops to the BIR headquarters opposite Old Governor’s Office, forcing the frightened civil servants working at BIR to shut their doors against the protesters and didn’t open until 4.00 pm closing time.

Special Adviser to the Governor on Revenue, Ropo Ogunjobi, was not available to address the protesting Igbo traders.

Explaining the reason for their protest, the traders claimed they entered into agreement with BIR for a tax rate of N5,500 only for the officials of the tax agency to storm their business offices yesterday morning claiming that the agreed tax no longer subsists.

Chairman of Secretariat Road Traders Association, Uchenna Madunagu, told Vanguard that the BIR imposed taxes ranged between N75,000 and N180,000, which they described as outrageous.

Madunagu said the traders were forced out of their shops by stern-looking armed policemen, and defence officers clutching chains and padlocks with which their shops were sealed.

The traders boss claimed that most of the traders still had cash, passbooks, cheques and keys to their homes inside their shops.

Secretary of the association, Chizom Unegbu, urged Fayose to reduce the taxes imposed on the traders saying there should be no selective application of taxes in the state.

Unegbu expressed disappointment that Ogunjobi was not in office to attend to them declaring their readiness to continue their protests until government accedes to their demands.

Ogunjobi, while reacting to the development said the question of the traders paying N5,500 never emanated from his office.

He said: “Those traders were economical with the truth, N5,500 they are talking about is not from this office because what we are talking about now is the Personal Income Tax.

“We have assessed them, they should go and collect the assessment notice and go to the bank and pay their taxes.”

Judiciary should be urged —Fayose

Meantime, Governor Ayodele Fayose has declared that for battle against corruption to be successful, there is the need for a complete over hauling of the nation’s judiciary.

Fayose lamented that the Nigerian judiciary, which ought to be the last hope of common man has been compromised, saying, most judgements in Nigeria today are monetised. If the battle against corruption can be won between the Bar and the Bench, it will be won in the society.

The governor, who spoke at a church service held at the Cathedral Church of Emmanuel, Ado Ekiti to usher in the 2015/2016 legal year, said: “for Nigeria to move forward and for us to have a just society, the judiciary has a major role to play and must be seen to be doing so.”



SOURCE: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/taxes-ekiti-seals-businesses-as-igbo-traders-protest-2/
Politics › Re: Adebayo Shittu, A Ticking Time Bomb, Good For The Success Of PDP by simpleseyi: 6:52pm On Oct 20, 2015
dustydee:
I hope the senate do not confirm him, there's something about him that makes me uncomfortable.
We don't care how you feel, comfortable or uncomfortable. He is going to be confirmed, so GET OUT OF HERE!
Politics › Re: Fearless Mothers Joined Protest In Enugu. Release Of Nnamdi Kanu.PICS by simpleseyi: 2:24pm On Oct 20, 2015
ernesty20:
no yoruba woman can do this.. Bunch of cowards
You whole generation should be taken to Deji of Akure for flogging then handed over to Oba of Lagos for dumping into the Lagos lagoon.
Politics › Re: Ministorial Nominee: Khadijat Ibrahim Was Give A Bow And Go Without A Question! by simpleseyi: 1:57pm On Oct 20, 2015
Is this the type of opposition PDP is going to give us.?I blame the APC Sinators less because he have to support their own in crime but what about the so-called opposition party called PDP.
Politics › Re: Canada Elects 43 Years Old Trudeau As PM ... Nigeria goes for 73! by simpleseyi: 8:57am On Oct 20, 2015
Ghandi12:
Before you people start another one see the list of living Prime Ministers of the Same Canada

Joe Clark 1979–1980 5 June 1939 (age 76)

John Turner 1984 7 June 1929 (age 86)

Brian Mulroney 1984–1993 20 March 1939 (age 76)

Kim Campbell 1993 10 March 1947 (age 68)

Jean Chrétien 1993–2003 11 January 1934 (age 81)

Paul Martin 2003–2006 28 August 1938 (age 77)

They have elected a capable youth today, it does not mean they will not elect a capable age tomorrow.
Thank you my brother. The wailing wailers (chaii, this Femi Adesina sabi give people na sha) will not stop wailing until they breathe no more. We elected an averagely aged man called Jonathan Goatluck, see what he did, he gave all our money to fine fine light skinnned women, Deizaini Maduekwe, Arumah Oteh, Stella Oduah, Ngozi Okonjo-Iwealla for cosmetics.

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