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Politics › Re: Buhari Summons Emergency FEC Meeting On Monday by simpleseyi: 11:41am On Dec 06, 2015
missKiffy:
7 months and counting, no policy in place
Did you wailer read the part below from the report?

He said “in the past decisions on such matters as purchasing of cooking stoves and waste bins were discussed at FEC.”

So, cooking stoves and waste bins were the very important issues that Goatluck Jonascam and the world bank fraudster Okonjo-Iwealla discusses with governors and ministers at FEC meeting.
Politics › Re: With The Rejection Of APC In Bayelsa- Can We Say APC Is A Northern Party? by simpleseyi: 11:37am On Dec 06, 2015
kingdompropty:
From the results and desperation seen so far in the camp of Hay Fee Cee can we conclude that apart from some few western states that APC is clearly an Islamic Intolerant and Northern party.
Yes, you are right, APC is an Islamic Intolerant and Northern party because all the people that voted for APC in Imo, Lagos, Ogun, Oyo, Osun, Ondo are all Northerners and Muslims. Can't you that you are duller than imPatience Mama Piss Jonathan?

Well, we can also conveniently say that PDP is a Christian party of looters because CAN chairman who represents all Christians in Nigeria with the exception of Catholics that have pulled of the fraudulent association and Jehovah Witnesses which you all hate, Pastor Ayo Tupac Oritshejafor is PDP spiritual father while Nigerian worst looters consisting of Bode George, Sambo Dasuki, Raymon Dokpesi, Goatluck Jonathan, Wike and the wicked are all PDP fraud lords. And since Northern and Western Nigeria have rejected the PDPiss, then we can say that PDPiss is a aBiafran party.
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Is Operating A Foreign Bank Account - Sahara Reporters by simpleseyi:
Dino Melaye followed Saraki's wife to EFCC when she was invited. Dino Melaye has been following Saraki to the Code Of Conduct Tribunal since Saraki's ordeal started. Now, Dino Melaye is going to be tried by the same Code Of Conduct Tribunal for operating a foreign account. Does it mean that Dino Melaye and Saraki will be sacked from the National Assembly at around the same time and they will continue their long time friendship and be room mates at Kirikiri Minimum Security Prison? What a world!
Politics › Re: Since Goodluck Jonathan Has Been Gone by simpleseyi: 10:46pm On Dec 04, 2015
Since Goatluck Jona-daft has been retired to his village,

1. Money has stopped disappearing from the vault. No more $20 billion disappear to day, $48 billion disappear tomorrow.
2. Stealing is now Corruption.
3. No more 300-man delegation to African Union meeting.
4. An ex-commissioner has just been jailed for 10 years in Adamawa State, so no more state pardon for thieves like Bode George, DSP Alams, e.t.c.
5. Ex-PDPiss treasury looters have stated developing terminal illness e.g. DSP Alams, Diezaini, Sambo Dasuki, but Buhair will not let Dasuki leave Nigeria
6. Money budgeted for acquiring arms for ammunition which was shared by PDpiss thieves has started returning to the treasury.
7. Mama piss has stopped entertaining us with her village grammars, she has also stopped disgracing Nigeria internationally.
Politics › Re: Court Sends Adamawa Ex-commissioner To 10 Years In Prison For Embezzlement by simpleseyi: 9:48pm On Dec 04, 2015
Yujin:
Just checked to confirm his religion I was damn correct. Christians in Nigeria are blind. Where's Sinator Aliyu Ndume- the boko Senator? Where's Farouk Lawan? He even got away with all the video evidences against him. You will be surprised how that guy will be freed after doing few years in prison if he becomes a muslim. This is Nigeria for you.
The thief ex-commissioner is a Christian just like Sambo Dasuki and Bafarawa, right? You are a pathetic fool.
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed: Buhari’s Foreign Trips Have Started Yielding Fruits by simpleseyi: 8:31pm On Dec 04, 2015
okosodo:
na true
1 no more fuel scarcity
2 there is now 24hours power supply
3 naira to dollar is now 1 to 1
4 boko haram has been defeated
5 all political thieves have been prosecuted
6 all unemployed youths have been paid 5000 naira each etc
You want all these in 6 months? Apart from Jesus, tell me who else can do all these in 6 months? If you voted for Buhari to do miracles in 6 months and turn Nigeria to Ameria, kindly go back to INEC and tell INEC to deduct your vote from Buhari's vote and give the vote to Jonathan. Or rather, vote for Jesus, He is the only one that still does miracles.
Politics › Re: Buhari With All Heads-Of-State In Johannesburg, South Africa (Photos) by simpleseyi: 1:07pm On Dec 04, 2015
GeneralBK:
na this kin thing dey sweet the gworo chewing bastard burukutu sipping gorilla mumuhamado mumuharii very very well see as he rush go front like a primary 6 pupil struggle to get a better camera exposure in his primary 6 graduation group photo grin

that's why the kunu drinker loves traveling die



Buhari is an economic bokoharam - Sen. Ali Ndume
Go hand yourself.

Culture › Re: Alaafin Of Oyo Trains With Larry The Boxer In London (Photo) by simpleseyi: 7:37am On Dec 04, 2015
Any Eze Ndigbo that messes up with this Oba the way they did in Akure will have himself to blame.
Politics › Re: (Video) Breaking News: Nigeria Should Divide -pastor Oyedepo by simpleseyi: 7:30am On Dec 04, 2015
Maxi112:
hahahahahah haba! Yoruba Yoruba Yoruba.... this tribe will never change, no wonder dey where defeated by some young girls and pregnant women that r still breast feeding there baby's came all the way from dahoma to beat u all and force all of u to masturbate.... haba this people
Yorubas are really cowards, they were defeated by the Dahoma women but they then transferred the aggression to the Biafrans and used over 3 million Biafrans for peeper soup and suya and your women and girls as sex slaves between 1967 and 1970. Also in 2014, Babatunde Fashola another Yoruba coward picked up several Biafrans from Lagos under bridges and packed them into a lorry, then dumped them at Upper Iweka in Onitsha at about 3:00am early in the morning. An Edo man called Solomon Arase who is the current I.G. also ordered several Biafran protesters to be shot in Onitsha this week. Why are Yorubas always transferring the aggression to Biafrans?
Politics › Re: #biafran Veterans Storm Aba Streets In Protest These Are War Veterans(pics) by simpleseyi: 7:23am On Dec 04, 2015
When these so called veterans were young, healthy and agile, the Nigerian Army humiliated them, kill their children, slept with their wives and turned them to less humans. Now, that they are very old, weak and sick, they want a revenge. grin grin grin I have prophesied that Biafrans that ran away to avoid being killed between 1967 to 1970 will definitely be killed one day by the same Nigerian Army. Now, my prophesy is coming to pass. Please get the Civilian Vigilante from North East who have been confronting Boko Haram to come and teach these old fools another lesson to take to their lord and personal saviour called Agbari Oju-Iku in hell.
Politics › Re: Bode George, Odili Got N100M Each From Dasuki In Arms Purchase Scam - Sahara Rep by simpleseyi: 1:31pm On Dec 03, 2015
Please you people should help put our brothers in prayers oooo. Make Sambo Dansuki no go mention FFK, Ayo Fayose, Doyin Oku-igbe and other South West wailers. Once Sambo Dansuki mentions your name, you will get to EFCC.
Politics › Re: Biafra: Count Me Out, Says Anyim Pius by simpleseyi: 11:10am On Dec 03, 2015
Don't worry Chief Pius Ayim, DSS is already investigation it. Time will tell. Meanwhile, pray very hard and even give "Men of God" money to pray for you so that the new musician in town called Sambo Dansuki does not mention your name in his album. If Sambo Dansuki mentions your name, I am sorry my brother, you are on your way to EFCC custody. Call it witch hunt, wizard hunt or ogbaje hunt. If you have collected money from the $2 billion arms and ammunition deal, then your only prayer should be that Sambo Dansuki forgets your name, if not you may spend the coming Xmas in EFCC custody. Sambo Dansuki tailor has come to measure him in EFCC custody in order to sew Xmas owambe cloth for him because Dansuki knows that his Xmas is going to be in EFCC or DSS custody, even the court cannot save him. The court that could not stop them from looting our treasury cannot stop us from putting them behind the bars. Any frivolous order in favour of looters and against the people's interest from the court will be ignored by this government.
Politics › Re: "President Buhari Should Stop Terrorizing His People" - Femi Fani-kayode by simpleseyi:
FFK please pray very well that the new musician in town Sambo Dansuki does not mention your name in the album that he is releasing. Once Sambo Dansuki mentions your name, my dear FFK, less than 2 hours after your name is mentioned, you will be in EFCC custody. Call it witch hunt, wizard hunt or ogbaje hunt. If your name is mentioned by Dansuki of having collected money from the $2 billion armsgate, then you know that your village witches have finally caught up with you because you will be put behind bars in EFCC. Even a court order will be ignored, no court will clot the wheel of CHANGE. Pass this message to Ayodele Fayose, if Dansuki mentions your name, whether you are a serving governor or past governor, EFCC will hunt you down. Immunity cannot cover you from arrest and prosecution for crime against the country under Buhari's government. Stealing is now corruption
Politics › Re: Anyim Pius Under Investigation For Funding Pro-Biafra Activities - Sahara Report by simpleseyi: 7:44am On Dec 03, 2015
mrking3:
Ok its easy to fish out IPOB alleged sponsors but for the past 8yrs no one has made any concrete arrest of bokoharam sponsors!!! Let's call a spade a spade! Its about time we kiss this kangaroo country goodbye! The foundation of this country is faulty! We were never meant to be together as a country if not for the selfish Interest of Britain that muggled us up for their economic gain.
For the past couple of years that Boko Haram has been terrorizing the country, PDP has been in power, so PDP should fish out the sponsors. But, don't worry, the people's general is already doing that. Dasuki, Bafarawa, Kayode Are, Dokpesi, others to be picked up soon.
Politics › Re: We Promised 5,000 Naira To 'Vulnerable Nigerians', Not Graduates - Lai Mohammed by simpleseyi: 5:48pm On Dec 01, 2015
parrygee:
Yap. I recall. D 5k is for almajiris not for unemployed graduates.

Wat Wud 5k do for an unemployed graduate?

Was it full scholarship they used to pass thru school?

SMH for graduates expecting 5k
South South militants are getting more than 60,000 naira monthly for doing nothing. Tell me what is the difference between Almajiris and militants?
Politics › Re: Baifra Ipob Modus Operandi Have Changed They Won't Be Peaceful Again by simpleseyi: 5:16pm On Dec 01, 2015
Money40:
Nigerians don't respect peaceful movement, we have seen how they begg and pay Militants because they are rugged, we see how they run from boko haram,even after abducting some girls last week and killed 105 soldiers, but in turn Nigeria army that can't face boko haram, today shot tear gas on my brothers in Abuja and arrested over hundred of them, the chips are down and they will see another side of us Ipob, Lagos and Abuja will feel the blunt of this, Mark my words
Please bring it on. The Nigeria Army is waiting for you. We are waiting for you Igbos. Now, your dumb leader is in DSS custody regretting the day he was born unlike the other Agbari Ojuwku that we allowed to run to Ivory Coast the other time. I am sure you guys can remember that the Lagos State Government recently deployed drones to monitor any unholy gathering by you criminals. Any Biafra constituting nuisance will be shot with AK-47, survivors will be reshot with AK-49.
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Visits Sheha Haiya, Wife Of Dubai Prime Minister (Photo) by simpleseyi: 3:33pm On Dec 01, 2015
Guyman02:
Dubai: An Arab MUSLIM country where the queen does not wear hijab.
Nigeria: An African country with imported Islamic religion where women on Burqa are wrecking havoc as suicide bombers and a any attempt to ban full hijab will be met with violence by MUSLIMS
Israel: The birth place and origin of Jesus where people go to work on Sunday to Friday. Nigeria: An African country with imported Jewish religion and outcast Nigerian Jews called Biafra where people sleep at home on Sundays and pay tithes to Jet flying fraudsters like Ayo Oritshejafor, Christ Oyakhilome, Chris Okotie while Jews do not pay.
Politics › Re: Petrol Won’t Sell Above N100 Without Subsidy –ibe Kachikwu by simpleseyi: 3:27pm On Dec 01, 2015
IbokUtoroh:
God go punish buhari if he dare remove subsidy.
I thought he never knew what subsidy is?
why remove something that doesnt exist?
illiterate president, zombie, brainless major general.
But God is already punishing your generations na. What are you doing about your generational suffering?
Politics › Re: MASSOB Leader, Uwazuruike Expelled For Allegedly Embezzling N100m by simpleseyi: 9:47am On Dec 01, 2015
Ibos and money. Take away money and there is no Ibo tribe again.
Romance › Re: Would You Change Your Religion For Love? by simpleseyi: 9:26am On Dec 01, 2015
donTbone:
Even if you were sad, would you have told us? undecided
Mind you...you can never know about a celebs marriage
except they and the media wants you to! lipsrsealed
On a unanimous forum like this, the truth and nothing but the truth wont cost me anything. If you cannot say the truth on a unanimous forum then you can never say the truth anywhere.

Marriage as an institution has been existing before religion, so religion should not define marriage, if at all any one of the two should define the other, then marriage should define religion and not religion defining marriage. I am Muslim today, but we all know that I may become a Christian tomorrow, afterall many Muslims have converted. If I reject love for the sake of religion, what happens when I convert to the religion I once rejected.
Romance › Re: Would You Change Your Religion For Love? by simpleseyi: 9:17am On Dec 01, 2015
donTbone:
The question is....how and what will the children be raised to believe in?
Pastor Tunde Bakare was raised a Muslim, today he is a Christian. Bishop Oyedepo was raised a Muslim, today he is a Christian.
Romance › Re: Would You Change Your Religion For Love? by simpleseyi: 8:48am On Dec 01, 2015
I am a Muslim, my lovely wife is a Christian. We are happier than Pastor Chris Okotie and his two ex-wives, we are also happier than Pastor Chris Oyakhilome and Anita Oyakhilome who are still married purely for business purpose. We are indeed happier than Alhaji Adamu and his three wives. If you think I am lying, just look at Alhaji Bola Tinubu and Pastor Remi Tinubu. Also look at Alhaji Tunde Fashola and Dame Emmanuella Fashola.

If marriage is all about religion, there wouldn't have been over 80% divorce rate in Europe and America because most of the couples are Christians.
Jokes Etc › Re: The Teacher Is Gonna Think They Cheated: Joke Of The Day (LOL) by simpleseyi: 8:33am On Dec 01, 2015
OHDWISE:
dull dudes.....reminds me of the Daura President
You are wrong dude, those are Mama Piss Sheppopo and Goatluck Jona-daft. The teacher they are talking about is the people's general GMB
Politics › Re: Jonathan Was Not Attacked In Bayelsa. by simpleseyi:
Omimah:
The rate at which PDP spreads pseudo-deaths is becoming alarming. The other day it claimed that an attempt was made on the life of Ekweremadu by a foreign-bearded man with light skin. The funny thing is that as busy as the scenes of the "attempted assassinations", no person other than Nurse Metuh gets to see them.

PDP and lies are inseparable. For more lies, text PDP to 2019.
PDPiss can say anything they like and incite the South South and South East. The other time, Godswill Akpabio and his driver go drunk and got behind the wheels. They broke all traffice rules and ended up with a motor accident. PDP still said it was Buhari after Godswill Akpabio. One thing is sure, if Goatluck Joa-daft, Ike Ekweremadu, Godswill Akpabio and other looters and assassinated either by the fellow PDPiss rougues or embittered business partners. Nothing, I repeat nothing will happen. If anydthing is going to happen, it is going to be in the erosion ravaged Biafra and.
Politics › Re: Violence Breaks Out At APC Headquarters In Abuja by simpleseyi: 5:39pm On Nov 30, 2015
erunz:
U CANNOT SEPARATE APC FROM VIOLENCE
Yes, you are very right. APC killed Bola Ige, Harry Marshal, Patience Jonathan's foster mother, Goatluck Jonathan's step brother, Jonathan's uncle, DSP Alams and gave Diezaini Madueke cancerous cancer.
Politics › Re: Sule Lamido: APC Now Evil Like PDP Was Accused Of In The Past by simpleseyi: 12:27pm On Nov 30, 2015
Has this fool cleared himself and his sons of allegation of looting they were charged. I think thievery runs in his family blood. He stole, his sons stole, definitely his father too must has stolen.
Politics › Re: FFK Blasts Buhari For Shaking The Queen But Refused To Shake Female Ministers by simpleseyi: 12:24pm On Nov 30, 2015
FFK thinks that female ministers are like the Biafra prosti-tutes like Adaobi Uchendu, Chioma Anasoh, Precious Chikwendu and Bainca that he has been fvcking. Five of the six female ministers are Muslims and Buhari not shaking hands with them is a sign of respect to the women and womanhood in general. The Muslim female ministers understand and appreciate this unlike the white pig Queen of England who would not even shake a black man until some years back.

If Bianca is not available to keep FFK busy, then the newest baby mama on the way Precious Chikwendu is not doing a good job, I think Kemi Olunloyo should take over FFK's bed and continue from where Bianca stopped.
Politics › Re: RRS Police Deploys Surveillance Drones To Monitor Crime In Lagos (Photos) by simpleseyi: 11:59am On Nov 30, 2015
opeaceo:
Did you just spew that from your mouthhuh

The hate is real!!
Were you thinking that it was a joke. We mean it. Any group of people who hates Nigeria and is looking forward to the downfall of Nigeria will surely perish. IPOB and Biafra will perish. Hold any secret cult meeting in Lagos and see how you will be destroyed by the drones.
Politics › Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Comes After Buhari In New Tweet by simpleseyi: 10:44am On Nov 30, 2015
When bombs were going off every here and there, below was what a drunken president was doing. please what was Murray Bruce advice then? Oh, I remember now, he advised the president to organize a beauty pagent for the dead victims. You have lost the election and erec-tion, live with it for the next 8 years. The Kogi election should by now, tell you nonentities than if another presidential election is to held today, Goatluck will not get more than 10,000 votes from the whole of Northern Nigeria and without Northern Nigeria, you cannot be Nigeria's president.

Politics › Re: Tunde Bakare: Tinubu Singlehandedly Fought PDP To A Standstill by simpleseyi: 9:44am On Nov 30, 2015
grayht:
Really... Pls post pics of how Tinubu Singlehandedly Fought PDP To A Standstill
A picture is more than a million words.

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleiman Warned Kogi Governorship Candidates Of Death (Video) by simpleseyi: 9:39am On Nov 30, 2015
Do you have any proof that Late Prince Abubakar Audu used any human being for sacrifice? If not, then your so called Apostle Suleiman is just as foolish as Christ Okotie and Ayo Tupac Oritshejafor.
Politics › Re: Defence Headquarters Detains Generals And Recalls Others Over Missing Cash by simpleseyi: 9:36am On Nov 30, 2015
Lordave:
Stop spreading unnecessary lies you these APC Abobaku.

Who has been caught, talk more of been prosecuted?
The international community might be reading this now and thinking that Buhari is actually fighting successfully.
You are very right young fool. There is no fight against corruption as long as Goatluck Jona-daft, Sheppopo Mama Piss, Stealer Oduah, Okonjo Iwealla and other looters are still walking free.

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