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Politics › Re: FG Has Paid October Salary by simpleseyi: 7:21am On Nov 06, 2015
PvtParts2:
may God punish you and your entire family

may your enemie plot lies on you.

may you never know the truth
These curses are too much for your family na. Why do you hate your generations so much that you heap such curses on them? All these curses for the love of Goatluck Jona-daft and Mama Piss?
Politics › Re: FG Has Paid October Salary by simpleseyi: 7:41pm On Nov 05, 2015
owobokiri:
Isn't it a bit embarrassing that a government that came in promising all sorts of serious fundamental change is now so miserable that one of her cardinal success stories is paying government workers?
Your PDP government owed workers several months salary that bailout was given by Buhari to offset. If not for Buhari's bailout, someone like you would have starved to death as some of your brothers and sisters did between 1967 and 1970.
Politics › Re: See ABA OWERRI Abandon By Fed. Govt. Pix by simpleseyi: 7:39pm On Nov 05, 2015
The heading is very very wrong. It should be ''SEE ABA/OWERRI ROAD ABANDONED BY JONATHAN AND PDP AFTER 16 YEARS IN POWER".
Politics › Re: Saraki’s Lawyers Stage Walkout At Tribunal by simpleseyi: 3:39pm On Nov 05, 2015
Flets:
When we told them the change was a scam, they said they were ready to vote for people without certificates

Today, we are all reaping the fruit of ignorance, ethnocentrism and gross stupidity by the most of us.

Under GEJ, the argument was that either the lagos ibadan expway upgrade was not fast enough or that the agricultural exploits are centered in the north or that the airport upgrades were not speedy or that the trains were not speed trains. We argued that the improved economic indices were not well reflected at the level of the masses. But at least, the arguments were about issues affecting Nigerians directly

Under this APC govt, arguments have been Saraki and trial, amaechi, Tinubu, ministerial nominees, stalwarts, obasanjo, secession, armed robbery, economic downturn, denial of campaign promises etc which are of no tangible value to Nigerian masses. No arguments on policies or capital projects. We have even seized objective arguments on bokoharam and chibok girls despite their everyday rampage

This is clearly a very bad retrogression.
But in this era of CHANGE we have not been hearing news of $48 billion disappears from NNPC accounts, Minister uses 30 Billion Naira to fly private jet, $64 million smuggled using CAN president's jet to South Africa. Minister buys bullet proof BMW without due process. First lady fights Rivers State Governor. Isn't that enough CHANGE?
Politics › Re: #BuhariOptics Is A Topic Now Trending On Twitter by simpleseyi: 7:07am On Nov 05, 2015
Earthkumy:
Biafra 6/11/15 are u ready?
www.nairaland.com/2712176/red-alert-biafra-millions-march
Yes, we are ready. The Nigeria security agencies including Police, Army, Air Force, Navy, DSS, DMI are all ready to shoot any fool at sight. Please tell the albino called Kanu to lead the protest. He should lead by example. The IGP will be very happy to personally put a bullet into the albino's skull.
Politics › Re: Sweden Shocked Again After Woman Raped To Death By Somali Muslem Immigrant by simpleseyi: 6:57am On Nov 05, 2015
ERODEDEAST:
SHAME on ISILAM

ISILAM is CANCER
Why are you inviting terminal disease CANCER to yourself?
Politics › Re: Sweden Shocked Again After Woman Raped To Death By Somali Muslem Immigrant by simpleseyi: 8:19pm On Nov 04, 2015
Simple. Just execute him. That is the Shariah law. I am a Muslim.
Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS| How Buhari Smuggled Fugitive Omar Al-bashir Out Of India To Sudan by simpleseyi: 4:13pm On Nov 03, 2015
PRYCE:
So our Amiable president is now a smuggler?
He learnt it from Golatluck Jonascam and Tupac Ayo Oritshejafor who colluded together and smuggled Nigeria's money to South Africa.
Politics › Re: Senator Buruji Kashamu Speaks; by simpleseyi: 2:42pm On Nov 03, 2015
Please can someone interpret the above statements by Buruji Kashamu?
Politics › Re: Nigeria Customs Service Appoints 6 New Deputy Comptroller- Generals, 6 New Acgs by simpleseyi: 8:06am On Nov 03, 2015
gab264:
With Hausa yo-rubbers in key position,
this country will crush faster that I expected.
I so much hate Nigeria of now.
Your fore-fathers will crush with it. Anyway, Nigeria already crushed your fore-fathers, now you are about to be crushed.
Politics › Re: EFCC Declares Abdulrasheed Maina Wanted by simpleseyi: 8:02am On Nov 03, 2015
kulobyno:
A lot of things really went wrong in the past. There are people serving jail terms for offences of less than 10,000 while this man that robbed thousands of pensioners is patted on the back and inadvertently being giving a VIP treatment.
I think the pensioners are at fault. If none of the pensioners whose life savings were stolen could be brave enough to pull the trigger on the judge that fined the pension thief 250,000 and also pull another trigger at the pension thief himself so that he and the judge can enjoy their loot with Abacha, then I think we still have a long way to go in this country. Imagine Rotimi Amaechi saying he never collected bribe in his life and Tinubu saying some people have stolen the country's wealth and need to account for it.
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe And Her Daughter At The Premiere Of "The Victims", Her Movie (Photos by simpleseyi: 7:57am On Nov 03, 2015
TreasuredGlory:
Mercy, pls, pls and pls, do not start what you cannot finish. That's my token.
Mercy has already started it, lets see if she can finish it with her head up. Mercy had this girl before marriage, lets see how many kids her daughter will have before marriage, lets see if she will beat her mummy to it. Mercy is grooming her for the task ahead but lets see how fast she learns.
Politics › Re: Biafra: Awolowo, Murtala Muhammad Were Murderers Not Heroes - Kemi Olunloyo by simpleseyi: 3:42pm On Nov 02, 2015
You are right Kemi Olunloyo, so it is true that a mad man/woman can sometimes make sense. Are you still at the psychiatric hospital or you have discharged yourself? Awolowo and Murtala are truly murderers who murdered about 3 million stubborn Biafran goats and used them for pepper soup and suya. Awolowo and Murtala also used Biafran women, ladies and girls as sex slaves.

When the Biafran goats declared war, were they expecting Nigeria to come and give them hugs? Well, if the Biafran goats start another senseless was, we the grandchildren of Awolowo will this time around use about 30 million stubborn Biafran goats for pepper soup and suya. We shall also include you Kemi Olunloyo as part of the sause of the pepper soup because a dead man/woman is better than a man/woman walking dangerously on the street and biting all passers-by
Politics › Re: HID Awolowo To Be Buried In A Gold Casket And A White Damask Cloth She Bought An by simpleseyi: 1:55pm On Nov 02, 2015
Chinaimporter:
May her soul rest in peace.
Gold or no gold.....the dead is already dead and o amount of luxury can change anything.
Awolowo was a great man but just could not rise above tribal and religious sentiments.
I dont even have a problem with him for supporting the biafran war and starving the igbos after being imprisoned by the hausa/fulanis and akintola and being released from prison by ojukwu. My major problem with his is why did he make the abandoned property act after igbos have been defeated?
Why did he make the 20 pounds policy?
Why did he disenfranchise the yoruba muslims?
Anytime i think about him,all i see is a tribalist.
Of all our founding fathers he did most harm to our integration than anybody
Senseless statements like yours are one of the reasons why Awolowo, Obasanjo, TY Danjuma and Gowon use about 3 million Ibos for suya and pepper soup, they (Awolowo and co) also used your mothers, sisters, daughters, cousins and nieces as sex slaves. Now, because you are a product of molestation by several Nigerian Soldiers but you were forced on a Biafran farmer, you now reason like a rables infested dog.
Politics › Re: The World's Most Educated President Is An African. Find Out Who The Person Is by simpleseyi: 11:59am On Nov 02, 2015
Mogidi:
And our own President's qualification: expert in cattle rearing and coup planning.
The expert in cattle rearing and coup planning dethroned a clueless and drunk PhD holder with a grammarian sheppopo wife.
Politics › Re: No More Dilly Dally Yoruba Show Your Vote For Biafra by simpleseyi: 11:48am On Nov 02, 2015
IPOB123london:
Lets save the world from unwarranted headache yorubas

just type these phrase

[size=22pt] FG Let the Biafrans Go [/size]

We will circulate the result to fb, world press and of course Nigeria press

No more hiding behind the key board in any disguise
This is what the government of Nigeria has turned its citizens into. Jobless youths trolling the internet. Go get a job.
Politics › FG Takes Orubebe To Code Of Conduct Tribunal by simpleseyi(op): 8:25am On Nov 02, 2015
The Federal Government will on November 9 arraign a former Minister of Niger Delta Affairs, Godsday Peter Orubebe, on a four-count charge before the Code of Conduct Tribunal (CCT).

The offences for which the former minister will be arraigned border on breach of Code of Conduct Bureau and Tribunal Act.

The date for the arraignment was fixed on Friday After service of summons on the former Minister by the bailiff of the Code of Conduct Tribunal, a statement by the Head, Press & Public Relations of the CCT, Ibraheem Al-hassan has said.

The charges were filed by Peter Danladi of Code of Conduct Bureau, on the 8th of October 2015, on behalf of Attorney General of the Federation (AGF).

One of the charges reads: “That you Godsday Peter Orubebe while being a Minister of Federal Republic of Nigeria in charge Niger Delta Affairs, on or about June 29th 2011 did make a false declaration in your Asset Declaration Form by failing to declare plot 2722 Kyamu District Abuja on assumption of office on 26th September 2007 and on leaving office (at the end of your tenure), on May 29, 2011 and you thereby committed an offence under section 15 of Code of Conduct Bureau and Tribunal Act Cap C15 Laws of the Federation of Nigeria 2004 and as incorporated under paragraph 11(1) & (2) of part 1 fifth schedule to the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria 1999 (as amended) and punishable under section 23(2) of the CCB & T Act and as incorporated under paragraph 18 of part 1, fifth schedule to the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria (as amended)”.

“That you Godsday Peter Orubebe while being a Minister of Federal Republic of Nigeria in charge of Ministry of Niger Delta Affairs, on or about June 29, 2011 did made a false declaration in your asset declaration form by failing to declare plot 2059 Asokoro district, Abuja on assumption of office on September 26, 2007 and on June 29, 2011 and you thereby committed an offence under section 15 of the CCB & T Act, Cap C15, laws of the Federation of Nigeria 2004 and as incorporated under paragraph 11(1) & (2) of part one fifth schedule to the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria (as amended), and punishable under section 23 (2) of the CCB & T Act and as incorporated in paragraph 18 part 1 fifth schedule to The Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria (as amended).

“That you Godsday Peter Orubebe being a Minister of the Federal Republic of Nigeria in charge of Ministry of Niger Delta Affairs on or about September 19, 2012 asked for and accepted the sum of fifty million naira from one Pastor (Dr) Jonathan Alota, as bribe for the contract awarded in favour of his company, Chemtronics Nigeria Limited and you thereby committed an offence contrary to section 10 of the CCB & T Act CAP C15 laws of the federatiuon of Nigeria 2004 and as incorporated under paragraph 1 Federal Republic of Nigeria and punishable under section 23 (2) of CCB & T Act as incorporated under paragraph 18 of part 1, fifth schedule to the Constitution (as amended).

“That you Godsday Orubebe while being a Minister of the Federal Republic of Nigeria in charge of Ministry of Niger Delta Affairs, on or about 2013 asked for and accepted the sum of twenty million naira from one Pastor (Dr) Jonathan Alota as additional bribe for the contract awarded in favour of his company Chemtronics Nigeria Limited for the construction of skill acquisition Centre at Edo State for the sum of one billion seven hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and fourteen thousand two hundred and fifty naira eighty eight kobo only (? 1,799,914,251.88K) and you thereby committed an offence contrary to section 10 of CCB & T Act as incorporated under paragraph 18 of part 1 fifth schedule to the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria (as amended).

SOURCE: http://tribuneonlineng.com/node/21000
Politics › Re: BREAKING: 5 Deputy Comptroller-Generals Of Customs Resign [see Letter] by simpleseyi: 8:14am On Nov 02, 2015
MosquitoLaps:
Seriously, Buhari's appointment of Hammed was wrong.
What ever happened to the ones there after the old fella retired?
yea, It's about trust, but hey, with such action, you dampen the morale of the top shots!
The same people that instituted corruption in the Customs. If it were you, would you give your fish to the cat to keep or can you make Diezaini the CBN governor? It is like keeping your 21 years old daughter with Obasanjo
Politics › Re: 7 Retiring Board Members Of NERC Gets N2.7billion Severance Pay by simpleseyi: 8:09am On Nov 02, 2015
Please who is ready to bet up to 100,000 naira with me that Baba Buhari will never ever give these thieves the money? I think these thieves should just ask for the key of CBN vault. Ole, Olosha, Olosho.
Politics › Re: The Cowardly Biafran Posturing As Described By Ipob--the Runaway Tiger. by simpleseyi: 8:06am On Nov 02, 2015
HopeAtHand:
Culled from Ipob

IGBO, HAUSA, YORUBA are different people with different Language, Religion, blood, mentality, culture, food and life-style. We were never one until one British harlot forced us in one cage and gave it the name ZOO (Nigeria). Since then, The TIGER, the GOAT and the SHEEP in the cage are fighting each other and will keep on the fight until freedom is achieved. NOTE; You can't put the Tiger, the Goat and the sheep together and expect them to live peacefully, is either you are gambling with their lives or with their resources.... The TIGER want to be free from the zoo, give him freedom NOW.

# www.ipob.com


So in the Zoo(Nigeria), the Tiger(Igbo) is running away from the Goat(Hausa) and the Sheep(Yoruba) ..This is an insult to wildlife..What an analogy..What will make a TIGER run from domestic animals is what i need Igbos and Biafran activists alike to explain to me..There is more to this than what a rational mind can ponder.
Bros, I beg, I no understand this thing oo. You said that Ibos are the Tiger while Hausas and Yorubas are goat and sheep respectively. But how come the goat and the sheet colluded and used over 3 million tigers for pepper soup, suya and sex slaves between 1967 and 1970? How come the goats are still killing and maiming the tigers in the North and even in the tigers' home?

Bros, I think you need your brain examined. I hope you have not just been assaulted by a homosexual. It's like your ass just got fvcked by 10 homos.
Politics › Re: Security Beefed Up Around Diezani After Cancer Surgery by simpleseyi: 8:01am On Nov 02, 2015
likila:
Diezani shall live long and see Buhari make a big fool of himsef.
Children of hate and corruption everywhere. Even your oga Goatluck Joascam said he did not know that such monumental fraud took place while he was figure head president.
Politics › Re: Discordant Tunes Trail Buhari’s Plan For ‘ministers Without Portfolios’ by simpleseyi: 7:54am On Nov 02, 2015
Biafran ministers will be without portfolio. This is worse than Minister for Special Duties. PMB is showing children of hate from Biafra how to play politics. I thought PMB will give Biafrans less important ministries like Culture, Women Affairs, Special Duties and Gully Erosion (newly created) but PMB has shown once again that he is a military strategist. Biafrans in the cabinet will be Ministers Without Portfolio. This thing dey sweet my belle ooo. The 5% Wailing Wailers can keep on wailing. This is a deadly blow to the Nigerian Jews.

Politics › Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Takes A Shot At Buhari by simpleseyi: 7:36am On Nov 02, 2015
Ben Murray-Bruce is representing Bayelsa in the Senate. I wonder why he did not advice his brother Goatluck Jonascam for 6 years. Please keep your advice for the wailers. But, Baba Buhari, you need to buckle-up, don't let these senseless wailers start saying rubbish. Me self, I don dey tire ooo.
Celebrities › Re: Iara Oshiomhole, Toyin Aimakhu, others at a concert yesterday by simpleseyi: 7:33am On Nov 02, 2015
halfrica:
Beautiful women kiss kiss kiss kiss

God as i grow add to my beauty

Amen!!!!!!!!
Is this all you want from God? Solomon asked for wisdom and understanding. You asked for beauty, may God grant you your heart desire.

And this lady is one of the country's leaders of tomorrow.
Crime › Re: Lagos Pastor In Homosexual, Serial Rape Scandal by simpleseyi: 7:20am On Nov 02, 2015
Vanquay:
An Heterosexual that rapes doesn't mean all Heterosexuals rape...There are nice Friendly Intelligent Gays out there...Its madness sending someone to Jail because of their Sexuality


And before you Ignorant DumbFvcks quote me, I'm not Gay neither did I say he shouldn't be jailed but Please stop Persecuting them, you are not perfect either undecided
Aiding and abetting homosexuals including supporting and encouraging homosexuals is a criminal offence in Nigeria. You may be jailed for up to 14 years. I really think you should be behind the bar for supporting and encouraging illegality.
Politics › Re: Lagos Government Shuts Marina Mosque by simpleseyi: 7:12am On Nov 02, 2015
Kestolovee95:
I'm sure alhaji akintola the sultan's puppet will kick agianst this in tommorow's papers. Who wan bet? lolllest
Please don't bring Tupac Orishajefor into further disrepute, Alhaji Akintola does not take shit. You insult him, he will insult your fore-fathers.
Politics › Re: Buhari At The Funeral Of Late Emir Of Borgu by simpleseyi: 6:59am On Nov 02, 2015
Mogidi:
Buhari is yet to visit the family of Awolowo, instead he sent his wife after a month. Considering the VP's wife is grand daughter to HID, the least the dullard should have done was to send his wife after a few days, no, he waited nearly a month.
Is the emir of Borgu more iconic than HID?

SHhhhh!!!!! Don't tell anybody they've been used and dumped.
The late Emir of Borgu was both a religious and political leader. HID Awolowo was neither of the two. Can you kill someone in your family and lets see if Buari will come and pay you a condolence visit?

If anyone has been used and dumped, I think it is the South-East that Jonascam used and dumped, no 2nd Niger Bridge, not good road, petrol sells in South-East at least 20% above South-West price.
Christianity Etc › Re: Sacrilegious: Why I Was Demoted As A Pastor! by simpleseyi: 6:53am On Nov 02, 2015
Thank God that this is by a pastor, if an Imam tires this, these hopeless church goers who think they are Christians would have started insulting my Islam, now nobody is insulting Christianity but everyone is insulting the ex-Pastor for doing what our fore-fathers have done over the years which make their period far better than our current age of adultery and fornication. Anyway, anyone that insults my religion will definitely get an equal and opposite insult.

My dear ex-Pastor, sorry for the death of your dear brother. May God forgive his sins and mine also. Please could you pass your dead brother's wife to me, I beg I need a side chick. My wife has given her approval. Since everyone thinks she should not marry the husband's twin brother, I beg let me help keep her warm.
Politics › Re: CCT To Arraign Orubebe Over Alleged False Asset Declaration, N70m Bribe by simpleseyi: 7:35pm On Oct 30, 2015
Orubebe had a good day at the election collation center, now he has another day at the Code of Conduct Tribunal, he should come and defend himself and not start running from High Court to Appeal Court and to Supreme Court like Saraki. Just come and defend yourself afterall Tinubu the Jagaban was there to defend himself.
Travel › Re: Photo Of Kano City In The 1950's by simpleseyi: 12:39pm On Oct 30, 2015
Mr Moderator, I can see that you have hidden my post because I lambasted the Biafran goat that tried to insult the Yoruba race. I am however glad that you also hid the insulting post that I responded to. That is fair enough on your part. Let everyone know that you cannot insult my parents and expect a hug from me except you want to hug transformer. You cannot insult my race or my religion and expect my friendship. If we all respect each other, the world will be a better place.
Politics › Re: Appeal Court Gives CCT Go Ahead To Try Saraki For Corruption by simpleseyi: 12:15pm On Oct 30, 2015
When Saraki sold his party the APC to PDP for the position of Senate President, some kindergarten politicians like ex-convict Bode George, Yinka Odumakin and other fools said that Tinubu has been taught a lesson, but I know that the Jagaban will fight back. Now the Jagaban has started his fight I hope Bode George, Yinka Odumakin, Afenifere and PDP will continue following Saraki to the Code of Conduct Tribunal and also follow Saraki to his Ilorin home when the Code of Conduct Tribuna sacks Saraki from the Senate and also bans him from holding any political position for the next 10 years.

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