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Romance › Re: She Has Helped Me A Lot But All She Wants Is Marriage by simpleseyi: 6:03pm On Dec 17, 2015
louistearer:
I met a girl after my service year in 2013, but then she wasn't working, we met and started dating. Two months to our relationship she got a job and has being supporting me financially because am still yet to get a job. She rented an apartment for me and even furnished it, she pays all my bills including feeding and clothing me. But all she wants in return is to get married to me though we are age mates. Nairalanders if u were in my shoes wld u walk her down the aisle bcuz she has being supportive or wld u marry a girl that's ur age-matehuh
That's my guy, original bad guy grin grin. After free food, free house, free cloth, free sex, you want to run grin grin. You can sleep with her but you can't marry her. That's very good of you, I can see that you are a diamond digger, continue digging. Well, imPatience Mama Piss Jonathan said that I should remind you that "Deris Godu ooo. But I think you lack pride and dignity, I can't imagine taking money from a woman, never ever, God will never allow that to happen even to my enemies.
Politics › Re: CAN Protests Moves To List Nigeria Among Arab Nations To Fight ISIS by simpleseyi: 2:38pm On Dec 17, 2015
EternalTruths:
Gradual Islamization of Nigeria like Gambia by Buhari as warned by some people before the election


We hope the most sophisticated slaves are happy now that we have been enlisted as an Arab nation fighting ISIL
We are Nigerians, what are you fools? I think I know, you are Nigerian Jews soon to be wiped off Nigerian map.
Politics › Re: United Nation Clears Biafran's Representative by simpleseyi: 9:22am On Dec 17, 2015
imhotep:
Some people will be needing this soon ==>
Yes, imPatience Mama Piss Jonathan will need it because Sambo Dasuki the PDP ATM will mention her name soon.
Politics › Re: Just-In:Video Claims Attack On Shiite Hussainiyyah Before Road Block, Unprovoked by simpleseyi: 9:09am On Dec 17, 2015
stexsy:
Buhari is a terrorist. May the good lord punish him
God is already punishing. You have no job that is why you are trolling all round the internet. Isn't that enough punishment?.
Politics › Re: Corruption: EFCC Moves Against Odili, Others by simpleseyi: 8:59am On Dec 17, 2015
Terry68:
when you say lets kill corruption, i begin to wonder what you mean for the remaining 3 years left.

since this government came into power, its been corruption news all over with insignificant development. are we going to be fighting corruption throughout the stay of power?

if I consider your statement, then the future will be missing.


As if fighting corruption would solve the fact that firms are closing down each day? the dwindling economy, depreciation in naira value, abi the hike in fuel or the bad roads romancing our cars, or probably leaving the unemployed unattended.


I am sure this government is in the middle of a planned distraction,host by the host.

I just pray let our living don't be useless
Are you always this dumb or you are just dumb this harmattan? There are no jobs, the economy is going down, no fuel, bad roads. Don't we have Ministers or is Buhari an economist, an engineer, a medical doctor and a magician to fix all things himself? There are Ministers and Heads of Parastatals. Buhari is not even the one arresting your thieving friends in PDP, it is the job of EFCC and the EFCC is doing its job.
Politics › Re: PDP Reacts To Buhari's $300,000 Saga ... ' We Have Been Vindicated ' by simpleseyi: 8:36am On Dec 17, 2015
Splashme:
[size=15pt]Buhari is a thief[/size]
Yes, you are right, Buhari stole your father's money and gave it to Jonathan. The way you are going, very soon, I mean very very soon, you will enter Onitsha market.
Romance › Re: She’s Sleeping With Her Boyfriend’s Dad by simpleseyi: 8:30am On Dec 17, 2015
utenwuson:
buh seriously I don't jst knw how nairaland could help ds situation! we should warn her? or d man? or her boyfrn or even u
Don't mind the Amebos. Wetin concern them? Dasuki dey share money, them no get, nah other person matter them dey put mouth. However, the reason for the post is for us to learn from other people's mistakes so that we don't make such.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG May Employ Jobless Graduates As Teachers – Ngige by simpleseyi: 8:08am On Dec 16, 2015
saint047:
Always speaking from two side of the mouth
I understand your frustration, I pray the frustration does not kill you and your generation. You expect this government to start vomiting money like Dasuki's ATM. No money to share. Work and get paid.

Politics › Re: Steer Clear Of Lagos, APC Warns Biafran Protesters by simpleseyi: 6:27pm On Dec 15, 2015
This will a great opportunity to have a live shooting practice with real life experience. If you are a police man or woman and you have never shoot a living human being, this is an opportunity for you. Live shooting of human beings without being questioned.
Politics › Re: APC (GMB) Paid AIT Over N800million For Live Coverage, Of Presidential Campaign by simpleseyi: 6:20pm On Dec 15, 2015
Please did APC also pay from the money kept with Dasuki and CBN and meant for the purchase of arms and ammunition for the Nigerian Army to fight Boko Haram? If no, please keep the shut up and gerrarout here.
Politics › Re: Presidency Reacts To Rumour That Buhari Received Money From Dasuki by simpleseyi: 6:10pm On Dec 15, 2015
babasanti:
Whether statutory or not. Did u receive money from arms deal ? Yes. Buhari is Guilty! Corrupt dullard
The way you are going, you will soon enter market like your forefathers.
Politics › Re: Do You Still Wish President Jonathan Won The 2015 General Election? by simpleseyi: 1:04pm On Dec 12, 2015
Yes, so that Dasuki Sambo, Jonathan and the world bank fraudster called Okonjo-Iwealla would have sold Nigeria to Benin Republic and we all would have been Beninoires now.
Politics › Re: Idoma People Welcome David Mark Today In Otukpo, Benue State(pics by simpleseyi: 11:40am On Dec 12, 2015
coldsummer:
[size=18pt]Mark has not travelled on that road since 2000. today, he flies to 5 km from this point and [b]these silly things go there to welcome him.

that road is in a sorry state

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My brother, no blame these hungry people too much. Hunger can make you do what you never imaged. A man that has not eaten since yesternight will be glad to join and welcome Mark for 1000 naira.
Politics › Re: Most Wanted Mexican Drug Lord El Chapo 'vows To Destroy Islamic State' by simpleseyi: 11:38am On Dec 12, 2015
Please how and where can I donate money to Sinaloa Cartel? This monsters called ISIS need to be wiped out. I am a Muslim and these monsters are just painting me black. Let us pretend to be friends with Sinaloa Cartel to wipe out ISIS, thereafter, we can join hands with others to wipe out Sinaloa Cartel.
Politics › Re: Anambra Central: Appeal Court Ruling Has Vindicated Me – Sen Chris Ngige by simpleseyi: 11:05am On Dec 12, 2015
Scout60:
this man should know that he can not win with APC in anambra. I love you but I hate your party
APC hates you too. You can join your mates in PDP who are in EFCC custody en-route KiriKiri Maximum Security Prison
Politics › Re: PDP Will Sack Buhari In 2019 -bode George by simpleseyi: 10:31am On Dec 12, 2015
Your statement is incomplete sir, you forgot to include that you wont forgive Buhari too, because Buhari too is going to jail you. The new musician in town named Sambo Dasuki has already mentioned your name in the Armsgate album that he is releasing. EFCC is till trying to authenticate that you Bode George too collected money from the ATM (Dasuki), wait till EFCC finishes its investigation, then you will know that you wont forgive Buhari too for sending you to 100 years in jail.

Meanwhile, this time around you shall be happy in jail because your pretty wife who has no military of paramilitary training but is now heading NDLEA will be investigated too and if she has soiled her hands with blood money like you, then you shall be in jail together just like James Ibori, his wife, mistress and sister-in-law plus theri lawyer are in jail in Oyinbo land. If however, your pretty wife is also pretty inside as she is pretty outside, then she would not have soiled her hands with blood money and so will not be in jail with you. Instead, she will be inherited by Bola Ahmed Tinubu your very good friend and brother as part of Yoruba inheritance culture.
Romance › Re: Is She Right Or Just Her Opinion? (photo) by simpleseyi: 9:27am On Dec 12, 2015
That is why guys keep sexing her inside different cars.
Celebrities › Re: Uchenna Nnanna And Son Stepout In Matching Outfits(photos) by simpleseyi: 1:41pm On Dec 11, 2015
Dsrooftiles:
The Nollywood actress and her adorable son stepped out in matching outfits..Too cute!


https://www.instagram.com/p/-9cC_bgna_/?taken-by=uchennannanna
Please who is her husband? Or is she a baby mama also?
Politics › Re: Cars Acquired By Ikpeazu For Abia Police by simpleseyi: 12:14pm On Dec 11, 2015
This is nonsense. Go and see what Fayose is doing in Ekiti state. Fayose is buying yams at markets, he is cutting uncooked meat in his kitchen, he is riding okada with okada riders, he is eating amala and ewedu at roadside bukas. Are those not more than what the Biafran governor is doing? There are gentleman governors and there are tout governors. Which do you have in your state?
Politics › Re: See What Dasuki And Thisday Newspaper Owner Planned To Do After by simpleseyi: 12:08pm On Dec 11, 2015
Both Obaigbena and Dasuki will be room mates at KiriKiri Maximum Security Prison.
Politics › Re: Dokpesi: PDP Youths Protest In Front Of High Court Abuja, Demand His Release by simpleseyi: 8:42am On Dec 11, 2015
meforyou1:
are DSS and SSS separate organizations?
My brother, na anger dey make me go gaga. DSS is same as SSS. I hope say Dasuki never mention your own name oo.
Politics › Re: Who Else Thinks Ben Murray Bruce Will Make A Good Nigerian President ? by simpleseyi: 7:25pm On Dec 10, 2015
yvelchstores:
Some might say the guy talks too much, or his this or that. For a fact, he is enlightened, outspoken and has good ideas that can move the country ahead.

What are your thoughts?
Do all females think this way? I doubt it. My sisters don't neither do my female friends. The O.P. is just one shallow thinker out of the over 3 billion females on earth. So shallow. Well, Ben Murray Bruce can be President of Ijaw Descendant Union.
Politics › Re: Dokpesi: PDP Youths Protest In Front Of High Court Abuja, Demand His Release by simpleseyi: 6:21pm On Dec 10, 2015
The DSS and SSS should make sure none of the hungry protesters escaped. They have collected money from Dokpesi's family which is part of the money Dokpesi got from Dasuki. So, all the hungry supporters should be charged for collecting from the Arms and Ammunition money in order to do illegal protest which is not what the money is meant for.
Crime › Re: Boko Haram Kidnapped Traditional Ruler, Lamine, And His Family (picture) by simpleseyi: 3:52pm On Dec 10, 2015
calliope:
Can we see how peaceful Islam is?
Oya rephrase
* most* Muslims r terrorist*
And d world wud be a beta place if Islam do not exist!
Quote me and die before Xmas grin
Lubbish!
Your hatred for Islam is pushing you to early grave just as it did to your forefathers.
Politics › Re: We Don’t Have Money To Complete Our Secretariat – PDP by simpleseyi: 7:17am On Dec 10, 2015
Dear PDpiss, please note that there is still Arms Purchase money at the CBN, kindly liaise with Sambo Dasuki to get small change like 10 billion naira to complete your secretariat.
Politics › Re: Lawan Breaks His Silence On Senate Floor After Six Months by simpleseyi: 3:00pm On Dec 09, 2015
OZAOEKPE:
MAKE THEM THEY WAIT FOR OIL PRICE TO RISE, I PITY THIS ZOO. SO THEY CANT FIND SOLUTION TO THIS DAMN SHITTS
You live in the zoo, that means that your forefathers are animals because only animals live in the zoo. Well, your senior animal the albino called Nnamdi Kanu is inside a cage in the zoo.
Nairaland General › Re: Why Is Bashing On Nairaland Is Always Between The Igbos And The Yorubas by simpleseyi: 2:58pm On Dec 09, 2015
farous:
Whoever visits this forum on regular basis and goes through most of the posts in this forum will definitely agree with me that most of the bashing you witnessed in this forum is always between the Igbos and the Yorubas.The two tribes always attack,criticize,talk against,etc each other and this no doubts promotes tribalism and hatred between the two tribes.Why is it only these two tribes?,i begin to wonder if they are the only tribes that make up Nigeria.Where are the Hausa's,the Ijaw's,Fulani's,Efiks etc,are they member of this forum at all.Why Yorubas and Igbos all the time.Please lets put this a stop for i dont think it can in anyway help any of the two tribes and Nigeria in general.
Hausas/Fulanis don't talk much not to talk of abuse. They just take action. Abuse an aboki and the next second you may be rushed to hospital with your intestines in a Ghana must go bag. Yorubas and Ibos are old friends who refuse to accept that they have a destiny together.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 'Muslims To Be Stopped From Entering US'- Donald Trump by simpleseyi: 2:55pm On Dec 08, 2015
Ezenwammadu:
I Support this motion. lf there was a way to kick Muslims and their terrorist brothers out of world then the world would be a better place angry angry angry angry


Say no to lslam angry

#Trump/carson2016
Say No to Islam has been going on for years, yet Islam keeps expanding. Don't you suspect something? Humans cannot stop God's works. Say No to Terrorism.
Family › Re: Malnourished Child & mother Inside IDP Camp Borno (Photo) by simpleseyi: 2:56pm On Dec 07, 2015
bluaero:
In Nigeriahuh

May God punish Islam angry
That religion is a disease of the mind and soul!
Why bring so much curse on your generations?
Politics › Re: With The Rejection Of APC In Bayelsa- Can We Say APC Is A Northern Party? by simpleseyi: 11:48am On Dec 06, 2015
imsuboi:
really? tell me more grin grin

while you're at it, i hope you wouldn't mind telling me why persons from one oily tribe always start foaming in the mouth at the mention of Biafra

ozuo cheesy
It is because each time you mention Biafra we remember the over 3 million people that Awolowo and Gowon used for pepper soup and suya between 1967 and 1970 and the ladies and women that were used as sex slaves. We don't want a repeat of such genocide because we love you dearly, if not for anything but because God said "Love your neighbour as yourself".
Politics › Re: With The Rejection Of APC In Bayelsa- Can We Say APC Is A Northern Party? by simpleseyi: 11:44am On Dec 06, 2015
jstbeinhonest:
Ondo is a pdp state.
APC won the presidential election in Ondo, go and recheck. Only Governor Mimiko is in Ondo PDP.

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