₦airaland Forum

CHESSBOARD:
So Yoruba ppl are celebrating deputy chief of staff meant to help their commissioner Brother Yomi Osunbade...SMH, thats why Ibandan and Osun broff roof will never change

Comments like this are one of the reasons why over 3 million Biafrans were used for pepper soup and suya by Yorubas and Hausas between 1967 and 1970. Don't get us angry again because we can repeat the same horrific treatment.

Please dont mix things up, the ex-governor now senator commissioned a world-class hospital for the poor, now he has gone abroad for treatment in a world-class hospital for the rich.

Orjioorji:
if this is true then Muslims should be prepare to move into Niger, because we will drive them out of this country .

You have spoken through your anus again. You cannot drive Muslims out of Nigeria because you are not a Nigerian instead, you are a Biafran with origin in Isreal. So, Nigerians and Muslims alike will drive you Jews back to Israel where you claim is your origin.

CHESSBOARD:
An Average Hausa man knows the right place to put their slaves to work for them effectively...media propaganda

You are very right, an average Hausa man also knows the right slave to use for suya when he needs meat that is why over 3 million Nigeria Jews were used for suya between 1967 and 1970.

Pangea:

Abeg PMB, what of our brothers from the East naa?

They have stolen the Deputy Senate President position. That is all they will get in this administration. They can apply to Ikeremadu the Deputy Senate President to appoint them his aides. Additionally Goatluck Jonascam and imPatience Sheppopo still needs aides.

Medunah:
6 cars?? WTF....vanity upon vanity

I share the same believe with you my brother, Vanity Upon Vanity. But, I think is poverty that makes one thinks this way. I therefore revoke all spirits of poverty in my life and in your life in Jesus name - Amen.

lordtosan:
We are already seeing the change you promised sir.

You are the first president to delay nominating your ministers for this long and leaving the various ministries dangling on the throes of directionlessness. That's the change

you are the first president whose core appointments have greatly run fowl to the spirit of federal character enshrined under chapter 2 of our constitution, favouring only your region and have put a razor in the unity of Nigeria. That's the change.

You are the first president who keep blaming his predecessor and touring round the world like a rock-star every passing day without focusing on the task of governance for which you were elected. That's the change!

You are the first president to have denied all the promises you made during your campaign after some i.diots voted you in. Thats the change.

You are the first who rules with BODY LANGUAGE as if you are tossing a girl without a clear blue-print of how to run the country. That's the change

mr president sir, you are indeed a change. I thought Jonathan was the most clueless president we have ever had until you buhari came into power. Jonathan cluelessness pale against yours with all due respect. I thought you were just an illiterate who didn't see the four walls of a university, i was wrong. it seems you later went to school and had a PHD in cluelessness.

The loss of the last election is still a nightmare. Sorry my brethren, with time you will get over it. But, before then you can keep wailing for the next 8 years.

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] This is one of those days, you 'd like to be the fury man-god, Riddick. Unemotional, intimidating and an uncanny ability to suck life force from any Janjajweede APC groupie before the words "sai Buhari" can fully be vocalised.. [/color]

Wailing wailer.

Freemanan:
Yeah... Tho ISLAMS should be exempted since their religion condone it.

Yes, Islam condone marrying underaged. Nnadi Azikwe that married a 16 years old adolescent while he was near his grave was a Muslim. Bianca that married her ancestor called Agbari-Ojukwu too is a Muslim. Likewise Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu that married his grand-daughter's classmate is a Muslim. Emeka Offor that also married his grand-daughter's age mate is also Muslim.

You fool are one of the reasons while Osama bin Laden bomb people.

okosodo:
Even in the small house, they are divided. The west (yorubas) are the weak link of the south

What do we say of your lord and saviour Ojukwu that declared war and ran to Ivory Coast making Yoruba and Hausa to use over 3 million stubborn Nigerian Jews for pepper soup and suya?

JAMANZE:
During Jonathan regime there was food security but now we are virtually importing everything we eat. food prices is so high and some people have started denying their promises of feeding our children and jobless youth for free. change indeed

Goatluck Jonascam regime is dead and buried, you too can die and be buried with it. I and BabaGoSlowAndSteady will be at your funeral. Wailing wailer

Anyone that likes Methuselah should warn him that nobody abuses or fights the Owu evil spirit (Ebora Owu a.k.a Baba Iyabo) and goes scot free except Tinubu the Jagaban. If Methuselah loves himself and his family he should keep away from the Owu evil spirit. Ask Goatluck Jonascam, Bode George, Buruji Kashamu, Gbenga Daniel, Atiku Abubakar, they will all tell you that it is better to offend the devil himself than to offend the Owu evil spirit.

Jman06:
1mbecile. Keep fvcking your mother's smelly pvssy.

All these in public domain? Where are the manners that mama taught us?

chesterlee:
Olodo man...Suffering and smiling syndrome!

Your likes are the reason why people are quick to label Yorubas as cowards.. You don't have a mind of your own

Slave"

Yes, you are right, I don't have a mind of my own that is why I am using Patience Faka Jonathan's mind. If you say that Yorubas are cowards, what do you call the nonentity that started war in Biafruad land and ran to Ivory Coast making Yorubas/Hausas/Fulanis to use over 3 million Nigerian Jews for pepper soup and suya? Was he more brave than Goatluck Jonascam that could not visit Bornu state for fear of Boko Haram until election period? Imagine a president being scared to visit a section of the country.

chesterlee:
HERE HE GO AGAIN...Latest postings for Police AIGs

Out of NPF's 13 major postings, only 2 are from
the South. None from South-East & South-South.

AM WAITING FOR ''HOLIER THAN THOU''
ZEALOTS FROM SOUTH AND TRIBAL BIGOTS
FROM NORTH TO CHALLENGE ME AGAIN,..AND
CLAIM THAT THESE APPOINTMENTS ARE MADE
ON ''MERIT''!! IT IS NOW CLEAR TO ALL THAT
BUHARI ''BELONGS'' TO SOME PEOPLE, NOT
ALL!!!

WE ARE KEENLY WATCHING!!

Keep watching till all the positions are filled because you wont get any. You voted for Goatluck Jonascam, so go and meet him for appointment. You cannot work in First Bank and go to GTBank for salary. Kano gave Buhari 1.9 million votes even the sign language interpreter did the sign of the cross when Kano vote was announced, Katsina gave Buhari 1.7 million votes, Kaduna gave Buhari 1.3 million votes while the whole of South East and South South states minus Edo gave Buhari less than what a local government gave him in Kano. Now you expect same appointment with Kano. Capital NO. That will be robbing Abubakar to pay Ekaete. Just Kano state alone will get more appointments than the whole South East and South South minus Edo. If you doubt me, check the list of Buhari's kitchen cabinet.

How market wailing wailers? You have 8 good years to wail so save your energy so that it will last you some years before you go to early grave.

Please ask our embittered Senator who tricked the other in giving the FIRS boss position to Tinubu's boy Babatunde Fowler.

The title of this piece is a copyright from Aisha Falode and her team of co-presenters of “Amazons”, a magazine programme on African Independent Television. The phrase was the topic of the episode aired on Friday, August 28, 2015. I watched the fascinating edition and therefore decided to share my perspective on the issue with a wider audience. In the episode, Nigerian designer wives was the ascription given to married career ladies who are trendy, sophisticated, and cosmopolitan but deficient in culinary prowess. They are women who are well-read but lack the ability to manage the home front. They rely heavily on house-helps to clean and cook thereby outsourcing crucial matrimonial duties.

Ace actress, Funke Akindele, in one of the recent episodes of her highly entertaining TV drama entitled “Jennifer’s Diary” featured a character that best describe Aisha Falode’s Nigerian designer wife. The lady couldn’t cook nor do any household chore and only tried to do them when she was about losing her fiancé to another woman.

Is it not shocking that this country now has a sizable number of married women who cannot cook anything beyond noodle? There are even some of them who cannot boil water let alone egg. They have been so pampered that they do not know the way to the market and if they do, they don’t know the recipe for soup making; how to identify good fish or meat; which yam is good for pounded yam and which one is good for porridge; how to bargain, etcetera.

There are many ladies in today’s Nigeria that hire people to go to market for them. Thereafter, they go for their cookery book for guidance on how to go about preparing their meals. Some who couldn’t cook order large quantum of prepared food and soups from restaurants which they take home to refrigerate and microwave when they want to eat or entertain visitors. Some don’t even bother themselves going through all that stress, they simply eat out.

These designer wives do not know how to sweep, wash plates and clothes, mop the floor, dust the furniture, iron clothes, arrange the home and tidy up their environment. While some of them make heavy investment in purchasing washing machines for their laundry; some others hire people to do their home cleaning. Some do most of their laundry at the dry cleaners. All these are done at great financial and social costs.

What then do these designer wives know how to do? Oh, a lot! They are fashionistas and are specialist in the use of information and communications technology. They are connected to all the social media and can ping and chat from morning till evening except when they are busy at work. They regularly upload their latest pictures on their social media accounts such as Instagram, Facebook and Twitter. They also are good at watching the latest movies and films on satellite television. They have favourite soap operas they cannot afford to miss on terrestrial TV. They know all the major characters in Mexican soaps, Nollywood and Hollywood. They like to gossip and as such spend quality time on phones chatting up friends, colleagues and relations. They also love cars, customised, posh wonders-on-wheel, with which they cruise town.

Above all, they like to party. In order to outshine their peers and friends at social functions, they spend fortunes acquiring the latest designer dress, perfumes, jewelries, wristwatches, hats, headgears, sun-shades, cosmetics and so on. They are generally power dressers! They adorn themselves with artificial eyelashes and nails as well as padded brassiere (if they are not well endowed with mammary-gland).

They are the typical women who pay attention to their looks and spare no expense to look good. They are the ones who go for tummy tuck, breast enlargement and plastic surgeries just to look elegant. Some of the designer wives also spend time exercising and keeping fit. They diet a lot. Because they do not want their breast to sag, they often don’t spend more than a month breastfeeding their children. In short, designer wives want to be complimented as being sexy and gorgeous.

The sad thing is that these designer wives hardly have successful marriages. Though they may have elaborate, talk-of-the-town weddings, their marriages easily crumble like pack of cards as their husbands face the reality of marrying wives without proper home training. They often engage in shouting matches with their husbands as they bicker and nag over improper home management. Even where the husbands are accommodating and tolerant of their wives deficient domestic skills, their family and friends often kick over the mistreatment meted out to them when they visit. How can a wife who cannot cook offer her husband’s family or friends’ food when they come visiting? Well, except someone offers to do it on her behalf or she goes buying it. Some of these wives, who depend heavily on hired female house helps to assist with cooking and cleaning, have had their husbands snatched from them. After all, it is said that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

The worst part of this sad saga is that women who do not know how to do house chores cannot impart such skills on their children and wards. Thus, we are gradually raising multiple generations of women who though are bookish and are accomplished professionals, lack good moral and cultural education to create happy homes. What a pity!

Incidentally, as there are designer wives, we have designer husbands. These are husbands, who love the good things of life, are trendy, classy, power dressers, cannot do a single house chore nor help out in child rearing and parenting. There is nothing wrong in a man being highly domesticated. Thanks to my mum. She thought me how to cook, wash and do all domestic chores. I recall that in those days, while growing up in the ancient city of Ibadan, mother insisted that we, all her children, should learn how to use the grinding stone to grind pepper for vegetable soup and porridge beans. I and my sisters took turns to do that. My home management skills came handy in my undergraduate and post graduate years as well as during my bachelorhood as I was able to do my house chores by myself including cooking my meals. There should therefore be no gender discrimination when it comes to domestic duties.

For the designer wives, especially those of them who wish to learn, the good news is that some women who saw the knowledge gap have decided to do something to help their fellow women. One of such is Mrs. Ope Tejuosho, who has set up a school in Lagos to educate women on home management, cooking, etiquette and so on. According to her, while featuring on the “Amazon”, some mothers and husbands have been enrolling their daughters and wives respectively in her school. Apart from catering schools, there are also television programmes where women and men alike can learn culinary skills. In closing, our parenting responsibility is incomplete if we do not give our children life skills in home management. All mothers and indeed fathers need to do something about this before their daughters get thrown out of their matrimonial homes.


SOURCE: http://www.punchng.com/opinion/nigerian-designer-wives/

dokyOloye:
I thank d Igbos never fell for d change scam.
We're now more than justified for not having voted the Fulani jihadist.
GEJ was not voted by d core north in in 2011 yet most of his projects were sited there,that's a leader for U.
Watch out how d Fulani jihadists/herdsmen will become bolder and more blood thirsty in this regime.
I hope d our oil soup guzzling brothers wil now know who is truly sophisticated, cos we d Igbos analysed d situation and made a decision which turned out to be d correct one and we stuck by it.
Proudly 5%.

Bring your Dr Goatluck Jonascam again for another election and the people's general will humiliate him and his senseless supporters once again. You have lost the election the same way you lost the civil war. Now you have resorted to your Biafruad, singing war songs and wailing. You will continue to cry and wail for the next 8 years. If you start another senseless war again, we shall completely destroy you. You shall remain marginalized in Nigeria until you return to Israel where you claim you are from. For as long as you are in Nigeria, you shall remain second class citizens.

WhiteTechnology:
Yorubas have being scammed.



Education is not wisdom.

Your grammatical lexis and structure says it all. Were you imPatience Faka Jonathan's classmate?

DeRoyalFranco:
Very sure... There is a yoruba man called Jagaban. He supported Buhari through out the campaign morally and financially.. As at now, over 30 appointments goes to North, few to part of the east and ZERO to the yoruba's south west.. Sai Baba!

FIRS made about 4.8 Trillion naira for the government last year. Now a Lagosian who is also Tinubu boy is now leading FIRS. Now tell me, is Tinubu winning or losing? Better keep you mouth shut. Senator Okunrunmu is a Wailing Wailer, let him and others continue wailing. Senator Okunrunmu and other Yoruba losers including Ohanaeze, South South Poeple's Assembly, Ijaw Youth Council, Nigeria Millitant Association, Oodua People's Congress and other nonentities all queue behind Goatluck Jonascam, but the Jagaban, Rotimi Amaechi, Rochas Okorocha were behing Buhari. Can you now understand the adage that one with God is a majority. Buhari is a president today because God is with him, you have 8 years (2 * 4 years) to wail and cry.

basilo101:
Yoruba hw market?

I have covered my face with with my palms. This is too shameful. I think I will ask for the refund of my donation to APC campaign fund. This is not funny again. What is this nah? I think I need a psychiatric evaluation. Se na me dey mad or na Buhari dey craze?

his is how the Tutsi and Hutu war started in Burundi and Rwanda. If you want to secede, please secede peacefully with dialog and referendum. If you people start another war, we the Yorubas/Hausas/Fulanis/Kanuris will still use the old trick we used between 1967 to 1970 to cut you to your size. You have started drumming war, this time around be prepared for full genocide by the Yorubas/Hausas/Fulanis/Kanuris. Albinos like Nnamdi Kanu are used for rituals to appease the gods. Just start another senseless war and we shall shot you all with AK-47, survivors will be re-shot with AK-49. We shall kill you all and make sure your children never grow.

You cant start a war and expect hugs and kisses from us.

This is how the Tutsi and Hutu war started in Burundi and Rwanda. If you want to secede, please secede peacefully with dialog and referendum. If you people start another war, we the Yorubas/Hausas/Fulanis/Kanuris will still use the old trick we used between 1967 to 1970 to cut you to your size. You have started drumming war, this time around be prepared for full genocide by the Yorubas/Hausas/Fulanis/Kanuris. Albino like Nnamdi Kanu are used for rituals to appease the gods. Just start another senseless war and we shall shot you all with AK-47, survivors will be re-shot with AK-49. We shall kill you all and make sure your children never grow.

You cant start a war and expect hugs and kisses from us.

You cannot work in GTBank and go to First Bank to collect salary. Kano gave Buhari 1.9 million votes, Katsina gave Buhari 1.7 million votes, Kaduna gave Buhari 1.3 million votes, do you expect the whole South South and South East minus Edo State that did not give Buhari up to 200,000 votes to get as many appointments as Kano alone? No, No, No. The whole of South South and South East will not get up to what Kano alone will get in terms of appointments. South South and South East excluding Edo State will get Minister of State II for Environment, Minister of State II for Labour and Productivity, Minister of State II for Culture and Tourism (gully erosion sites are tourist attraction), Minister of State II for Women Affairs (to arrest child labourers, baby factory operators, and human traffickers all in South South and South East).

doublewisdom:
Typical nmanu man! Speaking from both sides of his mouth!

Please from which side pf the mouth did Agbari Ojukwu spoke from. First, he wanted Biafruad, Yorubas / Hauusa-Fulani taught him and fellow flat-heads bitter lesson. Agbari Ojukwu later came back in 2003 and contested for the position of President of Nigeria, and later a Senator of the Federal republic of Nigeria both of which the flat-head lost woefully. Now tell me, where was he speaking from? From his mouth or from his anus? He wanted Biafruad in 1967 and wanted to be Nigeria's president in 2003. Abi he dey craze ni ke?

agarawu23:
good
even for inside molue and brt

No, not inside molue but can manage BRT.

ladyF:
Patience is key. Sai Buhari

Its [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

This is what Goatluck Jonathan turned Nigerian youths into, I inclusive. Trolling all round internet, no job, no hope.

The Permanent Secretary, Ministry of Aviation, Hajiya Binta Bello, on Monday inaugurated a 12-member Ministerial Committee on the establishment of a National Carrier. This is contained in a statement signed by the Assistant Director, Press and Public Affairs, Mr James Odaudu. It quoted the permanent secretary as urging the committee to pursue the assignment with the sense of urgency it deserves.
The statement explained that the inauguration of the committee is in line with the presidential directive on establishing a national airline.
“The establishment of a national carrier is not only justified by economic considerations, but also strategic national interest, national pride and job creation potential.”

She also urged the committee to work with the Assets Management Corporation of Nigeria (AMCON) on the debt profile of domestic airlines and make its recommendations. The permanent secretary further charged the committee to review previous reports of consultants while examining the report on the defunct Nigeria Airways and other failed private airlines. It advised that the committee to consult stakeholders in the aviation sector with a view to fashioning a national carrier based on the Public Private Partnership. According to the statement, former Managing Director of Discovery Airlines, Capt. Mohammed Abdulsalam will serve as the Chairman, while the legal adviser of FAAN, Uche Isichei, will serve as secretary.

Responding, the chairman of the Committee, Capt. Abdulsalam assured the permanent secretary that the committee will develop a robust model that will meet the aspirations of Nigerians. The statement said the committee had four weeks within which to submit its report.



SOURCE: http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/08/24/fg-inaugurates-committee-on-establishmen

Story for the gods. Your son did not build you a house, you now want your enemy's son to build one for you. Only Jesus prays for and feeds His enemies, Buhari does not.

legendboy:
Muslims are the reason why world is not living in peace

MOST EVIL MEN IN HISTORY - Majority are church goers who you and I call Christians.

http://emgn.com/entertainment/25-of-the-most-evil-people-the-world-has-ever-seen-the-things-they-did-are-absolutely-disgusting/