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Politics › Re: Buhari Flags Off Highway Project In Cross River by simpleseyi: 7:44am On Sep 16, 2015
Dejohnbull:
Rubish if fg cant fix less than 90km uyo-odukpani in sixteen years, how will dullard of daura fix 240km of less economy road?
This statement is wrong. The statement should have been "Rubbish, if Goatluck, Obasanjo and Yar'Adua could not fix 90km Uyo-Odukpani in 16 years, how will the people's General fix 240km of less economy road"?

Use your brain young fool, you have lost the election and you've got to wail for the next 8 years of the people's General's rule.
Christianity Etc › Re: Presidency Under Pressure To Relocate Villa Church - Vanguard by simpleseyi: 7:33am On Sep 16, 2015
freshness2020:
What happens to soundproofing?
..the sound of Holy ghost fire must be giving the Daura lord some sleepless nights ..
You are right because it is the Holy ghost fire that gave Goatluck and Obasanjo the power to loot our treasury.
Politics › Re: Why Are Yoruba Men Attracted To Raping Babies. by simpleseyi: 7:50am On Sep 15, 2015
I think the Yorubas who are sleeping with babies learnt this from Agbari Ojukwu who was sleeping with his friend's daughter called Bianca. Agbari Ojukwu who carried Bianca on Bianca's naming ceremony started sleeping with Bianca as early as two days old secretly but came to the open to tell the whole world when Agbari Ojukwu discovered that the prodigal Yoruba playboy called FFK has already impregnated Bianca twice in a row. Now, Agbari Ojukwu has finally been killed by the baby Bianca and FFK has continued sleeping with Bianca and other Ibo prosti-tutes.
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Manhunt For Gov Akpabio Begins by simpleseyi: 9:17pm On Sep 14, 2015
The battle has just begun. The battle between darkness and light. The battle to save Nigeria from liquidation as a result of looting. A new Sherif is new town.
Politics › Re: What If Buhari Dies In Office Like Yaradua??? by simpleseyi: 8:24am On Sep 14, 2015
huangcheng:
The South West would be held responsible because it is obvious they have successfully killed the C-in-C to take over the mantle of leadership.
The same way the Nigerian Jews otherwise called Biafrauds killed Yar'Adua in order for Goatluck Jonascam to be president.
Foreign Affairs › Re: At least 65 dead in Makkah Grand Mosque crane crash (graphic Pics) by simpleseyi: 10:17pm On Sep 11, 2015
alcmene:
the blood hungry god of bokoharam has drunken to satisfaction
Yes, the same God that allowed Hausas to use over 3 million stubborn Ibos for pepper soup and suya between 1967 and 1970. But, is it the same God that transported your forefathers to America and Europe as salves?
Politics › Re: Photos From Northern Governors Forum Held Today In Kaduna by simpleseyi: 10:13pm On Sep 11, 2015
TippyTop:
I hope the topic of discussion was not "[size=13pt]How to colonize the SW pt2[/size]"
No, you are wrong, the topic of the discussion was "how to strategize with Yorubas in order to use more stubborn Ibo men and boys for pepper soup and suya and the non-violent Ibo women and girls as sex slaves as done between 1967 and 1970"
Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests 'notorious Drug Baron' With Cocaine At Lagos Airport by simpleseyi: 8:41pm On Sep 11, 2015
mikolo80:
how does 1 kilo qualify one as a Baron for crying out loud .barons use aircraft and submarines not condom and okra
One of future Biafra land leaders supporting their own.
Politics › Re: Buhari Inspecting Dadin Kowa Dam Project In Gombe In 1975 (Photo) by simpleseyi: 8:37pm On Sep 11, 2015
peleson:
Yes a friend called me to tell me he is no longer working because buhari stopped their job
Is your friend into money laundering, crude oil theft, contract inflation or treasury looting; these are the jobs criminalities activities that Buhari stopped.
Politics › Re: Chibok Girls Dispersed, Some Married Off & Appointing Ministers Tough- Buhari by simpleseyi: 7:41pm On Sep 10, 2015
TippyTop:
Everytime Buhari gives interview, trust the dullard to speak to BBC Hausa. Just shows who his target audience are. No need using a medium we all can relate to, I hope his SW slaves have started taking lessons on how to speak Hausa.
The above bolded statement is the type of statement that made Great Awo, Obasanjo and Banjamin Adekunle to use about 3 million stubborn Biafruads including your miserable grandparents for pepper soup and suya between 1967 and 1970. If you repeat that nonsense again, we the children of Awo will repeat the genocide and wipe out the stubborn Nigerian Jews from the map of Nigeria.
Politics › Re: AWOLOWO VS OJUKWU (achievements And Records) by simpleseyi: 7:25pm On Sep 10, 2015
ekenedegreat:
Awo (toad) lived a useless life.
Yeah, you are right, but recall that the Great Awo used between 2 to 3 million stubborn Biafruads including your grandparents for pepper soup and suya. If you Biafruads start another senseless war, we the children of Awo will repeat the genocide.
Politics › Re: Breaking!! See Effect Of JP MORGAN Delisting On Stock Market Today- LIVE!! by simpleseyi: 8:48pm On Sep 09, 2015
SeverusSnape:
Buhari is a curse.
What about your parents? Are they a curse or a blessing to the society? Only cursed parents can bring forth cursed children like you.
Politics › Re: 7 yr old German girl raped by Muslim Arab migrant. by simpleseyi: 2:48pm On Sep 09, 2015
WombRaiders:
Omenka and co Muslim filth come and defend your Arab masters
I think the Muslim guy learnt this act from his Catholic Priest friend.
Celebrities › Re: Iyanya Shows Off His Ripped Abs On Instagram by simpleseyi: 8:29am On Sep 09, 2015
carzola:
if that dwarf pings u to come to his hotel, u would run like a mad woman and go... please shut dafuck up, ur opinion is not needed on this issue.... this young man is finer more wealthy than ur iroko bf.. richer than ur entire community put together..... let people that have a claim comment..
Is this person also one of the leaders of tomorrow? I pity my nation.
Politics › Re: Real Reason I Resigned From Jonathan’s Govt As SURE-P Chairman – Christopher by simpleseyi: 9:21am On Sep 08, 2015
hinwazaka:
Whistleblower: noun/ a person who informs people in authority or the public that the company they work for is doing something wrong or illegal.
Mr Kolade, why didn't you make your knowledge of the illegality of the committee's affairs known to the public, while you were still in service of the committee. Also, it won't be too much to ask, of you to show DOCUMENTATIVE evidence, of the corrupt and illegal activities perpetuated by elements of the committee.
Mr Kolade, you were compelled to resign, because of your kleptomaniac behaviour, but because of your "good name" the government kept this quiet.
Wailing Wailer. Use this and rest in pieces.

Education › Re: Some Striking Fact You Won't Believe Until You Do Research!!! by simpleseyi: 8:09am On Sep 08, 2015
16· Nigerian staple food cassava was brought to West Africa from Brazil by the Portuguese.



Number sixteen above cannot be right. Egbas and Ijebus have been making and eating garri from cassava even before Portugal or Brazil existed. Stop spreading lies.
Politics › Re: Can Nigeria Army Fight Two Wars At The Same Time? Biafra and ... by simpleseyi: 7:01pm On Sep 07, 2015
Please dont insult Boho Haram by comparing them to Biafra. Boko Haram held the country hostage throughout the unfortunate 6 miserable years of Goatluck Jonascam's rule while the coward Biafrauds were humiliated, destroyed and annihilated in just 30 months and they are still licking the wounds and cursing their forefathers 45 years after.

If Biafra start another senseless war, you shall all be shot with AK-47, survivors will be reshot with AK-49, the Nigerian Army shall kill you all and make sure your children never grow. Nigerian Army shall completely wipe out the Nigeria prodigal Jews from Africa map once and for all.
Politics › Re: Asset Declaration: Buhari, “brother” Lock Horns by simpleseyi: 6:56pm On Sep 07, 2015
I am sure that Goatluck Jonascam's cook is far richer than Buhari. Goatluck Jonascam is very proud to say that he created many billionaires who definitely have no valid means of livelihood beside the national cake.
Politics › Re: So Far So Good: Describe Buhari's Administration In Two Words by simpleseyi: 6:49pm On Sep 07, 2015
Militarily strategic.
Politics › Re: Leventis Motors Completes Auto Plant In Ibadan by simpleseyi:
Happiness87:
waiting for liars to credit it to body language
If we don't credit it to Buhari's body language, do we debit to Goatluck's thieving skills?
Travel › Re: Channels T Crew's Visit To Okigwe - Arondizuogu - Akokwa - Uga - Nnewi Road by simpleseyi: 9:16am On Sep 07, 2015
permsec:
All i can say is.....MY PEOPLE MY PEOPLE!!!


The people wanted change but they were shortchanged!

Laffing in Brass
You are definitely mad, your son Goatluck Jonascam could not do this road for his 6 miserable years, now you want Buhari whom you hate so much do fix it in 100 days. My friend, Buhari is not Mr Fix, instead Chief Tony Anenith is Mr. Fix it, go to him to fix the road. Idiots.
Politics › Re: Steer Clear Of My Charity, Kingsley Kuku Tells EFCC by simpleseyi(op): 8:27am On Sep 07, 2015
merry02:
The Efcc is a joker.....the entire student of south west would move their base to EFCC office if they try rubbish with Kuku.....some of you need to come to ondo state and see how this man has helped a lot of students, he built student Union building for EKITI state university, contributed to the alumni building, help some students financially, e.t.c. kuku has embraced students/youth since so any attempt to implicate him all not work
You are very right, Kuku is a very very good man. He embezzles trillions of naira and gives few millions as scholarship to poor students. Please is this stealing or corruption? Please help me ask Goatluck Jonascam (PhD)
Politics › Re: Some Councillors Richer Than Buhari – APC Chief by simpleseyi(op): 8:09am On Sep 07, 2015
emperorceaser:
Bull.ari can only fool those who believe in his shi.t
Please what do you believe in then? Do you believe that your dad is richer than Deizaini Alisson-Maduekwe, Ngozi Okonjo-Iwealla and Mama Piss Sheppopo all combined? Or do you believe that Kingsley Kuku and Arunah Oteh are poorer than you? Or do you believe that your rich mum can change Goatluck Jonascam's wealth to mere coins?
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Shares First Photo Of His Wife Online by simpleseyi: 7:45am On Sep 07, 2015
No pictures of Goatluck Jonascam and wife Sheppopo Mama Piss to post again, so the fake Pastor Reno has to find something to post.
Politics › Some Councillors Richer Than Buhari – APC Chief by simpleseyi(op): 7:35am On Sep 07, 2015
A chieftain of the All Progressives Congress in Ondo State, Pastor Bankole Oluwajana, says the list of assets publicly declared by President Muhammadu Buhari shows that many local government chairmen and councillors in Lagos are richer than him.

Oluwajana, who ran for governor of Ondo State on the platform of the Alliance for Democracy in 2007, said this during an interview with our correspondent.

According to a statement by the President’s Senior Special Assistant, Media and Publicity, Garba Shehu, the President has about N30m in his only bank account with the Union Bank Plc.

According to the statement, the President has shares in Berger Paints, Skye Bank and Union Bank and a total of seven houses, comprising two mud and a standard house in Daura, his hometown; two homes in Kaduna, one in Kano and one in Abuja.

Reacting to the development, Oluwajana described Buhari as a decent and honest man.

He said, “The asset declaration is a good development. He has lived up to his promise. It is good that he has done this before appointing ministers because now that he has raised the standard, the ministers must follow suit.

“We are amazed that the President has only N30m in cash despite being a former Head of State, Minister of Petroleum and Chairman, Petroleum Trust Fund. He has mud houses and some plots of land.

“Yemi Osinbajo had a highly successful legal practice and I am surprised that is all he has. Buhari has just N30m. Some councillors in some states, especially Lagos, have far more than that. People who have accumulated so much money should be ashamed of themselves especially those getting money through deceitful means.”

Oluwajana, who commended the President’s performance in the last 100 days, urged him to ensure equitable distribution of appointments just as former President Olusegun Obasanjo did during his administration.

SOURCE: http://www.punchng.com/politics/some-councillors-richer-than-buhari-apc-chief/
Politics › Steer Clear Of My Charity, Kingsley Kuku Tells EFCC by simpleseyi(op): 7:24am On Sep 07, 2015
Immediate past Special Adviser on Niger Delta and Chairman, Presidential Amnesty Programme, Hon. Kingsley Kuku, has asked anti-corruption agencies not to tamper with the account of his charity organisation, Keketobou Care Foundation, which he has been using to help the poor.
Kuku, who made the call in a telephone interview from his hospital in the United States on Sunday, said there was no public fund in the charity account, which has helped to render succour to indigent students, women and men over time.
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Kuku was reacting to reports that the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) had frozen the accounts of close allies of former President Goodluck Jonathan, including the Keketobou Care Foundation.

The former presidential aide, who is recuperating in an American hospital after a knee surgery, said there were no government funds in the account, which had a total deposit of N720,484 as at the end of July this year.

According to Kuku, the amount found in the account was the proceeds from the launch of his book: “Remaking the Niger Delta: Challenges and Opportunities.”

He said before now, he had used his personal earnings and other donations by well-wishers to fund the account so as to provide enough funds for buying JAMB forms for poor indigenes of Ondo State and provide support to poor widows, women and traders in the state.

“I have always been using the Keketobou Care Foundation to help the poor and there is no evidence that the account has ever been funded with government money, as the records would show,” Kuku said.

He described as unfortunate any attempt by the EFCC or any other anti-craft agency to flag the account, saying that it was a politically-motivated move to implicate him and others who worked with Jonathan.

Kuku said while he was open and ready for investigation by the anti-graft agencies, it was wrong for anyone to try to cook up malicious and politically-motivated issues to smear his hard-earned reputation in a bid to suit predetermined goal.

Kuku said: “Keketobou Foundation has only N720,484 balance as at today. The proceeds of my published and launched book “Remaking the Niger Delta” went in there for charity purposes as a public officer.

“It gave free JAMB forms to applicants, financial/material support to the aged, widows and the physically challenged and helped in the local rehabilitation of walkways and drainages in my birth-place/town, Arogbo, Ondo State in the determined spirit to give back to my final place of return in life.

“The publication is false, untrue, malicious and politically-motivated to smear my hard-earned reputation. What on earth links my face to the alleged story about NIMASA?

“It is still all part of the anti-Jonathan onslaught. I am open to investigation as a public officer but ongoing distortion by agencies and some section of the media creates in the heart of it all suspicion of witch-hunt and bad politics.

“I hope no desperate elements would deposit illicit funds into the Foundation’s account to implicate me because the full details of the account from opening to date are with us.

“Again, what links this foundation to their so-called alleged sleaze of billions and phantom security claims? I sincerely smell a rat. Finally, it’s not my account but a foundation’s account,” Kuku claimed.


SOURCE: http://dailytimes.com.ng/steer-clear-charity-kingsley-kuku-tells-efcc/
Politics › Re: The South West Is Homogeneous Only On Paper, How Many Ethnic Groups Are They? by simpleseyi: 2:49pm On Sep 05, 2015
orimsamsam:
but wetin concern op. u even forgot to add Igbo. dey consist of 60 percent of Lagos population
You are wrong, Ibos constitute 99 percent of Lagos population. Yorubas are just 0.1 percent while Ijaws are 0.9 percents. Idiots everywhere. Try another nonsense, the 1967 to 1970 genocide will be repeated.
Politics › Re: REPLY: Yoruba Tops And Heads Nigerian Crime Sector by simpleseyi: 2:41pm On Sep 05, 2015
Can you all see why we the Yorubas used over 3 million Biafruds for pepper soup between 1967 and 1970? This was how Agbari-Ojukwu started speaking through his anus and then started a senseless war and finally ran to Ivory Coast to be with Ivorien prosti-tutes. If you start another senseless war, we shall kill you all. You shall all be shot with AK-47, survivors will be reshot with AK-49. We shall kill you all and make sure that your children never grow. We shall feed your corpses to our hunters' dogs. We shall wipe out the Nigerian Jews from the Nigerian map. You shall cease to exist. We shall make sure not a single one of you live.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Visits Katsina After Leaving Kaduna Yesterday (photos) by simpleseyi: 11:34am On Sep 05, 2015
Bialegend:
We have heard that cries of a drowning afonjas in the past. The yellow soupers are sidelined in Buhari's appointments and all we hear from them is "so far as the appointed ones can deliver" just to to create a feel good atmosphere when they are really regreting and suffering inside. Question: Have you useless afonjas ever seen or witness an all northern good governance? We are talking of those that got admissions into schools with 2 and 3 % points making good impact in governance? Yorrobers, how long shall you yellow soupers remain slaves with grace?
This is the type of rantings of nonentities that made the Yorubas used over 3 million Yeebos for pepper soup between 1967 and 1970. You have started again, continue until we get angry again start a repeat of the last genocide.
Politics › Re: Enugu City has better Roads Than Any City/town In Yoruba Land. by simpleseyi: 11:24am On Sep 05, 2015
You are right. That is why all Biafrans want to die in Yoruba land. You run away from your erosion ragged and cursed Biafra land and claim Lagos is your father's land and developing hypertension for another man's issue.
Politics › Re: Aba Has More Industries Than All Southwest Cities except Lagos. by simpleseyi: 6:49pm On Sep 04, 2015
zuchyblink:
those ppl from the waste don't travel.Igbos are into evrything:Education,commerce,industry etc
You forgot to including drug trafficking, money rituals, baby factory, armed robbery, e.t.c. Lots of businesses in the South East.
Politics › Re: Church Tells Woman To Be Donating At Least N200,000 Every Yr Or Leave The Church by simpleseyi: 6:17pm On Sep 04, 2015
And some people will come and tell that Jesus is coming soon. Please when is the soon because all the Pastors representing him on earth have turn to fraudsters. If I am not a Muslim, I would would be a traditionalist, definitely not a christian.

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