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Are Ibos cursed with chest-beating? These nonentities need to be whipped again. If you don't screen the Ministers, Buhari will be very happy because he never wanted Ministers in the first instance. It is the constitution that is forcing him to appoint Ministers. What about if he swears in Ministers without Senate screening as he has done for some appointments, what would the chest-beaters do? |
CyberWolf:Please kindly tell your brother and former governor of Bayelsa state DSP Alams to travel to U.K., then you will know if your godmother Diezani will live in U.K. after serving her 100 years jail term. |
DFemaleBoss:But Femi Fani Kayode (FFK) did not rape Bianca na. She (Bianca) willingly agreed and enjoyed FFK's cucumber and in the process FFK fathered all Ojukwu's children. You Ibos owe us gratitude for that. |
First Diezaini, now DSP Alams, next it will be Mama Piss and her drunk husband. Militants can return to the creeks and let Nigeria Military finish you once and for all. Is it only crooks and oil you produce in your region? |
braine:The OP also used it for charms and sacrifice so that maga go pay, do you want the OP to state everything verbatim? My friend, add one and two together na. |
The message is full of lies. Prayer warrior indeed. Prayer warriors don't walk the streets of Lagos advertising their boobs. Maybe they attend Chris Okotie or Oyakhilome's churches. Those are churches you see prayer warriors boobs on display for the holy spirit. Abasha! Iranu!! |
jimi4us:Statements like this are one of the reasons why Awolowo used about 3 million Ibos for pepper soup and suya during their senseless civil war. |
foxe:Hitler killed about 6 million Israeli Jews, Hausa/Fulani/Yoruba killed about 3 million Nigeria Jews. God looked away because God hates hypocrites either Nigerian or Israeli. |
disumusa:Is it the same poison that Odumegwu Ojukwu and Nnamdi Azikwe took? The remainder is for Anyaokwu Emeka. Awo was really a bad man just like myself, he used about 3 million stubborn Biafrauds for pepper soup. Well, if you foolish Biafra start another senseless war, then expect total genocide. You shall all be shot with A.K.-47, survivors will be reshot with A.K.-49. We shall kill you all and make sure your children never grow. |
Gejpresident:I am 100% certain that you will rot in hell because even Jesus Christ will deny you because Jesus never called himself God. Jesus is not God and Jesus will never ever be God. You infidels will rot in hell. |
Some fools are on other threads saying that the 70 million that Buhari approved for Independence day celebration is much when even Goatluck Jonascam's gardener got more than that during previous celebrations. |
Jonathan had a team of world class professionals, the best from all over the world, very intelligent and knowledgeable. But, how come they ran down the country? The looted the excess crude account. They looted the foreign reserves. They institutionalized corruption. They made stealing not same as corruption. I think I prefer fulani cattle rearers to the so-called world class professionals. Fulani cattle rearers can turn 5 cows into 100 in about 2 years. Fulani farmers can turn a bag of corn into 1000 bags in 2 years. Please let your world class professionals continue to eat economic statistics, I eat corn, rice, meat. |
Macelliot:Aren't you people tired of telling the same lies over and over again for more than 2000 years? Anti-christ ko, Uncle-christ ni. Jesus is coming soon, so you say, is 2000 years no yet soon? |
BuddahMonk:Yes, you are right, Ibos managed the economy and brought it to its sorry state where everyone is suffering except me, myself and I. |
Dezzx:If there is any set of idiots that are hell bound, it's definitely christians that worship Jesus, Mary and Holy Ghost even after God said "Thou shall not worship any other god besides me". Christians marry two men as husband and wife and two women as husband and wife even after reading in the Holy Bible that God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah for fvcking the anus. |
eyeview:Yes, there is a rift between the two just as you rightly said. The rift is a fallout of the rift between Goatluck and Sheppopo Jonascam over who is more clueless between the two. |
Operatives of the of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA, yesterday arrested a Bureau De Change operator and five other suspected money laundering syndicate for swallowing $156,000 (N31, 083, 000.00) at Excel Oriental Hotel along Airport Road, Lagos. The six suspects were arrested in the hotel while they were busy swallowing the large sums of money with the intention of exporting $156,000 to Brazil. Speaking on the arrest, the chairman of NDLEA, Ahmadu Giade, said the six suspected members of the group, including a Bureau de Change operator, had been apprehended in connection with swallowing $156,000. Alhaji Giade further pointed out that the agency would track down suspected drug traffickers and currency launderers in a bid to rid the society of crimes. According to him, operators of bureau de change who fail to work within the confines of the law establishing them shall be severely sanctioned. Meanwhile, NDLEA Commander, Joint Task Force, JTF, Mr. Adeniyi Muyiwa, gave the names of the suspects as Nwokenta Kingsley, 37, a Bureau de change operator, also known as Buchito; Onwuasoanya Augustine Chukwuemeka, 54, who lives in Brazil and Christian Okoli Ifor, 35, based in Brazil. Others are Nwokenta Emmanuel Maduakolam, 31; Ezenwa Ikenna, 28, a specialist in wrapping; and Ezenwa Uzoma, a 33-year-old hotel manager. He stressed that an interim investigation report by the anti-narcotics agency revealed that Mr. Nwokenta Kingsley, a.k.a Buchito was the brain behind the suspected criminal act. According to Mr. Muyiwa, Mr. Kingsley allegedly supplied $120,000 to be swallowed and illicitly exported to Brazil. He said: “Onwuasoanya Augustine Chukwuemeka swallowed 74 wraps of dollars amounting to one hundred and eleven thousand ($111,000). Christian Okoli Ifor who resides in Brazil had forty-five thousand dollars which he wanted to swallow. Nwokenta Emmanuel who is the manager of Amazon Bureau de Change played a supportive role in the alleged crime. Ezenwa Ikenna was hired to wrap the money. SOURCE: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/09/money-laundering-ndlea-arrests-6-for-swallowing-156000/ |
Hassanamed:Ministers only make noise. Buhari is not interested in noise makers. |
The four people in the picture above are not up to Buhari's smallest finger. If any of you fools murmur any rubbish, you shall share the prison uniform that Bode George wore for 6 months in kirikiri. |
vchancelor:Are there no area boys around your area? My friend gather area boys and go and burst their loud speakers. Everyone is entitled to hasve peace in his neighborhood, anything that disturb your peace, treat its fvck-up. If you go and report to LASEPA then you will write multiple petitions without any action from the agency except you have big men in your area like ex-commissioners, ex-military men who can follow up the petition. |
rbekins:Please is this also the reason why Goatluck Jonascam's step brother was destroyed by your god? Is this also the reason why Goatluck Jonascam's uncle was destroyed by your god? Is this also the reason why impatience Sheppopo's foster mother life was wasted on the expressway? It seems this your god sucks blood. |
Balkan:Reasons are below. 1. We Yorubas do not want you fake drug manufacturers and kidnappers in our region again. The Biafruad land is there for you 2. Nonentities like you are suspected kidnappers so we have to find a way to mislead you so that you can miss your targets. 3. Why don't you ask fellow Nigerian Jews a.k.a. Biafrauds, we Yorubas are not direction givers. 4. Google map is your friend, next time use it. It can even direct you to the nearest brothel where your sisters are selling their smelly pu-ssies. 5. Next time ask a Hausa man, but don't try to steal from him because Hausas are always with their daggers. |
ogawisdom:Poverty mentality. Pastor Adeboye and Bishop Oyedepo fly private jets. |
BabyDaddy20:Are you always this stupid or you are just running mad today? Na wetin cause this curse? Who dey fight you? Who dey do you for village? Just cursing for no reason. |
My previous posts will buttress the fact that I am a Muslim. All you nonentities that have commented above can all jump into the Lagos lagoon or hug wet transformer. I don't give a fvck about you infidels. Noenetheless, I refuse to believe that the story, I think it is just mere propaganda by you infidels, if however it happens to be true that Arab refugees are now rioting in Croatia over the hostel facilities provided for their temporary housing, then they should all be shot with AK-47, survivors should be re-shot with AK-49. A man that bites the fingers that fed him should also drink the blood that comes from the bite. |
This same lie has been going round for over 2000 years. What a perfect lie. 2000 years and still counting. Well, I guess this lie will still go on for the next one million years. |
Yes the TSA policy affects anything that starts with 'N' e.g. NDDC, NNPC, NPA, NTA, NTDC, e.t.c. including NWWA (Nigerian Witches and Wailers Association) |
Now, I have caught the O.P. red handed. Your fellow kidnappers and ritual killers want to lure your brethren to your erosion ravaged region so that you can easily kidnap them for ransom and have the poor ones among them for your rituals. Well, that is very good, all your brethren selling fufu and soap as phone can all go and open shops in Okija shrine. |
Please, MASSOB should rephrase the statement. The statement should be "Do not take any appointment that does not involve money from Buhari". Anything that involves money, Igbos ca never ever ignore or reject it even when it involves killing their parents. |
OZAOEKPE:They are protesting against crazy bill by Ikeja Electricity Distribution Company and you are saying that it is because they did not vote Jimi Agbaje and that it is Tinubu that is making them suffer. You need your brain examined and your blood pressure monitored. |
OZAOEKPE:Use this and meet your ancestors, they have been waiting for you for too long.
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