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Politics › Re: Buhari Must Undergo Screening If He Wants To Be Minister – Senator by simpleseyi: 8:53pm On Oct 05, 2015
Are Ibos cursed with chest-beating? These nonentities need to be whipped again. If you don't screen the Ministers, Buhari will be very happy because he never wanted Ministers in the first instance. It is the constitution that is forcing him to appoint Ministers. What about if he swears in Ministers without Senate screening as he has done for some appointments, what would the chest-beaters do?
Politics › Re: UK Court Seizes £27,000 Pounds From Former Petroleum Minister, Alison-madueke by simpleseyi: 6:32pm On Oct 05, 2015
CyberWolf:
Only? I'm really very interested in this case and I'm very happy it's happening in UK and not this zoo of a country. Let's know if the alleged missing $20B/£13B can be proved.

If they are unable to prove that, at least I will be happy that she is vindicated at last. Knowing that she might be arrested in UK and still decided to reside there after leaving office shows she has nothing to hide. The truth will come out very soon. angry
Please kindly tell your brother and former governor of Bayelsa state DSP Alams to travel to U.K., then you will know if your godmother Diezani will live in U.K. after serving her 100 years jail term.
Crime › Re: Man Takes Poison After Son Caught Him Attempting To Rape Daughter by simpleseyi: 5:18pm On Oct 05, 2015
DFemaleBoss:
Yolowba!
Rape is definitely ingrained in their dna.
Gosh, this is just despicable!
But Femi Fani Kayode (FFK) did not rape Bianca na. She (Bianca) willingly agreed and enjoyed FFK's cucumber and in the process FFK fathered all Ojukwu's children. You Ibos owe us gratitude for that.
Politics › Re: Diepreye Alamieyeseigha:ex-gov. Might Be Extradited To UK Despite Being Pardoned by simpleseyi: 7:39am On Oct 05, 2015
First Diezaini, now DSP Alams, next it will be Mama Piss and her drunk husband. Militants can return to the creeks and let Nigeria Military finish you once and for all. Is it only crooks and oil you produce in your region?
Food › Re: My Experience With Eating Tortoise For The First Time by simpleseyi: 11:52am On Oct 03, 2015
braine:
Na wah... I thought they use it for charms especially those yahoo boys. so People eat this?? ?? cry cry
The OP also used it for charms and sacrifice so that maga go pay, do you want the OP to state everything verbatim? My friend, add one and two together na.
Celebrities › Re: Timi Dakolo's Loving Birthday Message To His Wife by simpleseyi: 11:48am On Oct 03, 2015
The message is full of lies. Prayer warrior indeed. Prayer warriors don't walk the streets of Lagos advertising their boobs. Maybe they attend Chris Okotie or Oyakhilome's churches. Those are churches you see prayer warriors boobs on display for the holy spirit.

Abasha! Iranu!!
Politics › Re: London Police Denies Arrest Of Diezani Alison-madueke. - Reuters. by simpleseyi: 10:25am On Oct 03, 2015
jimi4us:
I always laugh at dis yorubbers everyday. Because them no dey learn. Propaganda and cowardice is their nature. Nigeria will break up if anything happen to her. Una keep oil for Niger Delta. Idioots
Statements like this are one of the reasons why Awolowo used about 3 million Ibos for pepper soup and suya during their senseless civil war.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Do We Stop Islam ? by simpleseyi: 10:21am On Oct 03, 2015
foxe:
4000 people dead...no be small matter
Hitler killed about 6 million Israeli Jews, Hausa/Fulani/Yoruba killed about 3 million Nigeria Jews. God looked away because God hates hypocrites either Nigerian or Israeli.
Politics › Re: Coward Ojukwu by simpleseyi: 9:04pm On Sep 25, 2015
disumusa:
but he poison himself with otapiapia.
Is it the same poison that Odumegwu Ojukwu and Nnamdi Azikwe took? The remainder is for Anyaokwu Emeka. Awo was really a bad man just like myself, he used about 3 million stubborn Biafrauds for pepper soup. Well, if you foolish Biafra start another senseless war, then expect total genocide. You shall all be shot with A.K.-47, survivors will be reshot with A.K.-49. We shall kill you all and make sure your children never grow.
Politics › Re: Update On Operation Lafiya Dole: Troops Rescued More Women And Children by simpleseyi: 4:49pm On Sep 23, 2015
Gejpresident:
They will continue to suffer in northern Nigeria;

Until they accept Jesus Christ as their only God

No peace for the wicked northern Nigeria

God bless Niger Delta
I am 100% certain that you will rot in hell because even Jesus Christ will deny you because Jesus never called himself God. Jesus is not God and Jesus will never ever be God. You infidels will rot in hell.
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Jonathan Reduces Independence Anniversary Budget to N6.6bn by simpleseyi: 9:34pm On Sep 22, 2015
Some fools are on other threads saying that the 70 million that Buhari approved for Independence day celebration is much when even Goatluck Jonascam's gardener got more than that during previous celebrations.
Politics › Re: Another Jonathan Minister, Omobola Johnson Gets International Appointment by simpleseyi: 9:15pm On Sep 22, 2015
Jonathan had a team of world class professionals, the best from all over the world, very intelligent and knowledgeable. But, how come they ran down the country? The looted the excess crude account. They looted the foreign reserves. They institutionalized corruption. They made stealing not same as corruption.

I think I prefer fulani cattle rearers to the so-called world class professionals. Fulani cattle rearers can turn 5 cows into 100 in about 2 years. Fulani farmers can turn a bag of corn into 1000 bags in 2 years. Please let your world class professionals continue to eat economic statistics, I eat corn, rice, meat.
Politics › Re: Why The US Hides 700 Million Barrels Of Oil Underground by simpleseyi: 9:08pm On Sep 22, 2015
Macelliot:
AMERICA wants to control the entire world..
One day, oil will dry up.. America knew this..
America will pride herself as the only hope..
Ongoing Plans to control the whole world under the One-world government rule by an Anti-christ.

Dolars as the only currency, while English lang. as world official language..
Aren't you people tired of telling the same lies over and over again for more than 2000 years? Anti-christ ko, Uncle-christ ni. Jesus is coming soon, so you say, is 2000 years no yet soon?
Politics › Re: Soludo, Fayemi Visit Aso Rock by simpleseyi: 8:24pm On Sep 21, 2015
BuddahMonk:
Igbos might end up controlling the ministry of finance and economic planning.

Its our birthright no debating that from Jerome Udoji to Pius Okigbo to Kanu idika Kanu to Soludo, Ngozi Okonjo Iweala , Emefiele et al.

We are prudent financial managers
Yes, you are right, Ibos managed the economy and brought it to its sorry state where everyone is suffering except me, myself and I.
Politics › Re: Why Do Christian Boys Prefer To Leave Thier Girls For Muslim Girls For Marriage by simpleseyi: 8:06am On Sep 18, 2015
Dezzx:
Marrying a muslimah, is leading her to accept Jesus as her Christ and savior there by[b] saving her from eternal damnation....[/b].. wink
If there is any set of idiots that are hell bound, it's definitely christians that worship Jesus, Mary and Holy Ghost even after God said "Thou shall not worship any other god besides me". Christians marry two men as husband and wife and two women as husband and wife even after reading in the Holy Bible that God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah for fvcking the anus.
Politics › Re: Presidency Releases Picture Of 'Happy-Looking' Osinbajo, El-Rufai by simpleseyi: 8:05am On Sep 18, 2015
eyeview:
This pose now fully confirms the earlier news that there is indeed a rift. Not fooled one bit
Yes, there is a rift between the two just as you rightly said. The rift is a fallout of the rift between Goatluck and Sheppopo Jonascam over who is more clueless between the two.
Crime › Money-laundering: NDLEA Arrests 6 For Swallowing $156,000 by simpleseyi(op): 7:52am On Sep 18, 2015
Operatives of the of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA, yesterday arrested a Bureau De Change operator and five other suspected money laundering syndicate for swallowing $156,000 (N31, 083, 000.00) at Excel Oriental Hotel along Airport Road, Lagos.

The six suspects were arrested in the hotel while they were busy swallowing the large sums of money with the intention of exporting $156,000 to Brazil.

Speaking on the arrest, the chairman of NDLEA, Ahmadu Giade, said the six suspected members of the group, including a Bureau de Change operator, had been apprehended in connection with swallowing $156,000.

Alhaji Giade further pointed out that the agency would track down suspected drug traffickers and currency launderers in a bid to rid the society of crimes.

According to him, operators of bureau de change who fail to work within the confines of the law establishing them shall be severely sanctioned.

Meanwhile, NDLEA Commander, Joint Task Force, JTF, Mr. Adeniyi Muyiwa, gave the names of the suspects as Nwokenta Kingsley, 37, a Bureau de change operator, also known as Buchito; Onwuasoanya Augustine Chukwuemeka, 54, who lives in Brazil and Christian Okoli Ifor, 35, based in Brazil.

Others are Nwokenta Emmanuel Maduakolam, 31; Ezenwa Ikenna, 28, a specialist in wrapping; and Ezenwa Uzoma, a 33-year-old hotel manager.

He stressed that an interim investigation report by the anti-narcotics agency revealed that Mr. Nwokenta Kingsley, a.k.a Buchito was the brain behind the suspected criminal act.

According to Mr. Muyiwa, Mr. Kingsley allegedly supplied $120,000 to be swallowed and illicitly exported to Brazil.

He said: “Onwuasoanya Augustine Chukwuemeka swallowed 74 wraps of dollars amounting to one hundred and eleven thousand ($111,000). Christian Okoli Ifor who resides in Brazil had forty-five thousand dollars which he wanted to swallow. Nwokenta Emmanuel who is the manager of Amazon Bureau de Change played a supportive role in the alleged crime. Ezenwa Ikenna was hired to wrap the money.

SOURCE: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/09/money-laundering-ndlea-arrests-6-for-swallowing-156000/
Politics › Re: PDP Governors Led By Nyesom Wike Angry With PMB Calling GEJ Criminal Names. by simpleseyi: 8:38pm On Sep 17, 2015
Hassanamed:
In d last 100 days no report of nigeria state of economy has been made, d country is stagnated, even wen gej looted he gave statement dats why we were able to know our government is looting, buhari has tied down d country with his high level of illiteracy, i casted my vote for him because i believe anybody with the fear of allah and obidience to word of prophet muhammad (PBUH) will do well but i am disapointed. muslim or no mulim, ministers should be put in place. pls nairalanders should promote this issue.
thanks.
Ministers only make noise. Buhari is not interested in noise makers.
Politics › Re: PDP Governors Led By Nyesom Wike Angry With PMB Calling GEJ Criminal Names. by simpleseyi: 8:07pm On Sep 17, 2015
The four people in the picture above are not up to Buhari's smallest finger. If any of you fools murmur any rubbish, you shall share the prison uniform that Bode George wore for 6 months in kirikiri.
Politics › Re: Help Helpless Residents, EHIS Guest House Akowonjo Disturbs With Noise 24/7 by simpleseyi: 7:57pm On Sep 17, 2015
vchancelor:
Pls someone should help us. This is like a distress plea. EHIS Guest House ( Formerly Sukada Hotel) at Akowonjo Lagos disturbs the environment with Noise 24/7. They blast at the highest volume every minute. We can hardly make a call successfully. We don't sleep at night. They blast till 3 am everyday. Please anyone who knows that appropriate authority this can be reported to to caution this guy's should help us. ......

To confirm just walk towards that area anytime of the day most expecially from Santos estate area. This is just too much. Please help us. They are blasting as am writing this...
Are there no area boys around your area? My friend gather area boys and go and burst their loud speakers. Everyone is entitled to hasve peace in his neighborhood, anything that disturb your peace, treat its fvck-up. If you go and report to LASEPA then you will write multiple petitions without any action from the agency except you have big men in your area like ex-commissioners, ex-military men who can follow up the petition.
Politics › Re: Why Did Governor Of Muslim Faith Order Closure Of Churches? This Is What He Said by simpleseyi: 7:31pm On Sep 17, 2015
rbekins:
U see how humans brings curses to themselves by acting and ungodly utterances. This is why his two children were destroyed thinking that one will teach him a lesson but still he does the worst. No problem soon he will receive another reward from the Almighty
Anumanu.
Please is this also the reason why Goatluck Jonascam's step brother was destroyed by your god? Is this also the reason why Goatluck Jonascam's uncle was destroyed by your god? Is this also the reason why impatience Sheppopo's foster mother life was wasted on the expressway? It seems this your god sucks blood.
Politics › Re: Why Do Yorubas Show Strangers Wrong Way When They Ask For Direction by simpleseyi: 5:28pm On Sep 17, 2015
Balkan:
Please would like know why Yorubas derive pleasure in misdirecting strangers? A friend of my was coming to my house on Sunday and was very close to my street, he now asked one Yoruba elderly woman for direction only for the woman to send him miles back that he has long passed the street. Meanwhile the guy was almost on ther street, which the old woman knows.

Are there no honest Yoruba people again? This is bad before God and man. I had once been a victim. I don't know who to trust.

Is there any reason for this kind of character?
Reasons are below.

1. We Yorubas do not want you fake drug manufacturers and kidnappers in our region again. The Biafruad land is there for you
2. Nonentities like you are suspected kidnappers so we have to find a way to mislead you so that you can miss your targets.
3. Why don't you ask fellow Nigerian Jews a.k.a. Biafrauds, we Yorubas are not direction givers.
4. Google map is your friend, next time use it. It can even direct you to the nearest brothel where your sisters are selling their smelly pu-ssies.
5. Next time ask a Hausa man, but don't try to steal from him because Hausas are always with their daggers.
Sports › Re: How Taye Taiwo Spends His Money (Photos) by simpleseyi: 4:40pm On Sep 17, 2015
ogawisdom:
vanity upon vanity all is vanity undecided
Poverty mentality. Pastor Adeboye and Bishop Oyedepo fly private jets.
Sports › Re: How Taye Taiwo Spends His Money (Photos) by simpleseyi: 4:35pm On Sep 17, 2015
BabyDaddy20:
He worked so hard for his money.
If you hate on him, may you die in poverty.
Are you always this stupid or you are just running mad today? Na wetin cause this curse? Who dey fight you? Who dey do you for village? Just cursing for no reason.
Politics › Re: Arab Muslim "Refugees" Rioting Over Hostel Conditions Provided By Croatia by simpleseyi: 3:04pm On Sep 17, 2015
My previous posts will buttress the fact that I am a Muslim. All you nonentities that have commented above can all jump into the Lagos lagoon or hug wet transformer. I don't give a fvck about you infidels. Noenetheless, I refuse to believe that the story, I think it is just mere propaganda by you infidels, if however it happens to be true that Arab refugees are now rioting in Croatia over the hostel facilities provided for their temporary housing, then they should all be shot with AK-47, survivors should be re-shot with AK-49. A man that bites the fingers that fed him should also drink the blood that comes from the bite.
Politics › Re: What Everyone Must Do After Hearing Of This by simpleseyi: 4:50pm On Sep 16, 2015
This same lie has been going round for over 2000 years. What a perfect lie. 2000 years and still counting. Well, I guess this lie will still go on for the next one million years.
Politics › Re: Does The New TSA Also Affect NDDC? by simpleseyi: 4:43pm On Sep 16, 2015
Yes the TSA policy affects anything that starts with 'N' e.g. NDDC, NNPC, NPA, NTA, NTDC, e.t.c. including NWWA (Nigerian Witches and Wailers Association)
Politics › Re: Should Alaba Electronics Market And Computer Village Be Relocated To The East by simpleseyi: 12:03pm On Sep 16, 2015
Now, I have caught the O.P. red handed. Your fellow kidnappers and ritual killers want to lure your brethren to your erosion ravaged region so that you can easily kidnap them for ransom and have the poor ones among them for your rituals. Well, that is very good, all your brethren selling fufu and soap as phone can all go and open shops in Okija shrine.
Politics › Re: ‘Do Not Take Appointments From Buhari’ MASSOB Tells Ndigbo by simpleseyi: 12:00pm On Sep 16, 2015
Please, MASSOB should rephrase the statement. The statement should be "Do not take any appointment that does not involve money from Buhari". Anything that involves money, Igbos ca never ever ignore or reject it even when it involves killing their parents.
Politics › Re: Protest Going On On LAGOS STATE Secretariat Road (pictures) by simpleseyi: 11:34am On Sep 16, 2015
OZAOEKPE:
"agbaje begged them to vote for him, they refused, they voted for tinubu and his houseboy. Tinubu lost his powers at federal level, he wants to milk lagos as he's milking osun state, I only want to wish the workers happy suffering in advance. Tinubu must be paid, and thousands will be sacrificed to please one greedy old idiat called tinubu". Quote me anywhere.
They are protesting against crazy bill by Ikeja Electricity Distribution Company and you are saying that it is because they did not vote Jimi Agbaje and that it is Tinubu that is making them suffer. You need your brain examined and your blood pressure monitored.
Education › Re: Lagos To Shut Schools Where Pupils Are Defiled by simpleseyi: 9:30am On Sep 16, 2015
OZAOEKPE:
"Click like if you feel the northerners used and dumped the present day 'afonjas', and share if you feel they will suffer and pay for betraying the southsouth/east". Quote me anywhere.
Use this and meet your ancestors, they have been waiting for you for too long.

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