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Crime › Re: Woman Bites Hubby’s Genitals For Making Love With Friend by simpleseyi: 7:29am On Jul 13, 2015
Chinaimporter:
[size=18pt]yorubas again always shameless and wash the dirty pants in front of everyone.

Every dirty degrading news have yorubas as principal actors.....fu ckin smelly people[/size]
Yes, you are right, I don't know what is wrong with these Yorubas. They are very very ... ... ...... please borrow me adjective. That was how one one them named FFK was fvcking Bianca Ojukwu for several years and even fathered Ojukwu's alledged children. The same Yorubas slept with several Biafra women, ladies and girls for 30 months between 1967 and 1970 at no cost. What a tribe!
Politics › Re: Nairaland Featured On Ait's Network News (pictured) by simpleseyi: 7:17am On Jul 13, 2015
kITATITA:
Nairaland is wrong place to get public opinion. It's a junkyard where imbeciles and lunatics outshout sane people.
Which group do you belong?

a. imbeciles
b. lunatics
c. sane
d. all of the above
e. none of the above.
Politics › Re: Abuja Declaration (1989) by simpleseyi: 11:22am On Jul 12, 2015
pls what are the aims and objectives of Christian Association of Nigeria? Does it include harvesting the soul of all gullible Nigerians for their so called lord and saviour?
Politics › Re: Buharis N27m Apc Ticket Loan And His Slashed Salary Of N7m Per Year by simpleseyi: 6:19pm On Jul 11, 2015
Gaskia:
I always admire PMB, for me, his 50% salary slash is an
examplary and heart warming gesture but the fact is that N14m which is the annual salary of the president is insignificant compared to his whole unmentioned legitimate entitlements. Have we forgotten so soon that OBJ also donated 100% of his salaries in his 2nd term to Nigeria? Yet he retired a billionaire? OK lets think this way: APC presidential ticket cost PMB N27M bank loan, his annual salary is N14m but through his good heart, it is now N7M, his tenor is 4 yrs and N7M x 4= N28M. This implies PMB will spend his entire 4yr earnings repaying bank loan (loan interest not part of my calculation). Just my thoughts but you are entitled to yours.
Dear Wailing Wailer, are you suggesting that Buhari should beg Mr and Mrs Goatluck Jona-daft to give him (Buhari) a little money from their (Mr and Mrs Goatluck Jona-daft) over 1 billion naira yearly food budget or from the over 2 billion naira lost 2015 presidential campaign fund?
Crime › Re: Man Injures Wife, Whips Daughter With Barbed Wire In Lagos (Photos) by simpleseyi: 12:53pm On Jul 11, 2015
Bonapart:
Muslims: plague of the world
World without islam : HEAVEN
#islamabad
#islamarugged

Imagine a human with soul did this to his own seed
Wat do you think he will do to another or a stranger

Humans with beast's heart
This is blasphemy and the punishment for blasphemy in the Bible is death.

Leviticus 24:13-16 English Standard Version (ESV)


Then the Lord spoke to Moses, saying, 14 “Bring out of the camp the one who cursed, and let all who heard him lay their hands on his head, and let all the congregation stone him. 15 And speak to the people of Israel, saying, Whoever curses his God shall bear his sin. 16 Whoever blasphemes the name of the Lord shall surely be put to death. All the congregation shall stone him. The sojourner as well as the native, when he blasphemes the Name, shall be put to death.
Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of President Buhari With Ezekwesili & A Little Girl by simpleseyi: 7:11pm On Jul 10, 2015
PedroAmada:
"Chibok Girls" is a smoke screen meant to discredit GEJ. The lady that started this BBOG movement has been given an appointment in Kaduna as chief of staff to El Rufai, Ezekwesili and co are all in search of their own share too
Wailing wailers. Go and die.
Politics › Re: Sule Lamido & Sons, Accompanied By Prison Officials On Their Way To Kano Prison by simpleseyi: 7:20am On Jul 10, 2015
sweatlana:
Witch hunt!

Why has they not charged ameachi?
Wailing wailers, don't be in a hurry. He is doing it region by region. Currently he is charging Sule Lamido and Murtala Nyako from the North, Ohakim and Theodora Orji from the East. Very soon, he will get to the South-South where he will charge Rotimi Amaechi, Goatluck Jona-daft, Deizani Alison-Maduukwe, Asari Dokuboh, Tompolo and co.

Just wait and see.
Politics › Re: In The Coming Weeks,Nigerians Will Have Every Reason To Be Proud-Garba Shehu by simpleseyi: 9:37pm On Jul 09, 2015
AlphaMoi:
Another stupid mallam and a muslim trying to support their own even when clearly all isnt well
Go and die.

Politics › Re: Welcome To Islamic State In Nigeria, Christians Please Read This. by simpleseyi: 9:05pm On Jul 09, 2015
begod:
Boko-Haram transfered to onitsha and bomb blast in river state what does it show you, i even heard of the desolving of militery Check-point, As i m writing this my eyes are full of tears for my follow christians in nigeria and there foolishness for voting this man buhari into power, not that i hated the man but i intuitively feel him and his motive and it is folishness to involve yourself in danger before avoiding it, there is no excuse for your mistake because you would have seen the handwriting on the wall but the point now is BE ON ALART AND WHAT DO WE DO?
Wailing wailers, go and die. You can use this.

Politics › Re: Killing People While Shouting Allahu Akbar Is Not Islam – Buhari by simpleseyi: 4:49pm On Jul 09, 2015
noblezone:
Then Buhari you dont know Islam.

By the way, nine people are condemned to death in Kano for the "crime" of blasphemy, is that Islam?

Leviticus 24:13-15 English Standard Version (ESV)

Punishment for Blasphemy


13 Then the Lord spoke to Moses, saying, 14 “Bring out of the camp the one who cursed, and let all who heard him lay their hands on his head, and let all the congregation stone him. 15 And speak to the people of Israel, saying, Whoever curses his God shall bear his sin. 16 Whoever blasphemes the name of the Lord shall surely be put to death. All the congregation shall stone him. The sojourner as well as the native, when he blasphemes the Name, shall be put to death.
Autos › Re: Bob Boniface Designed And Created The Chevy Volt, Not Aliyu Jeniya by simpleseyi: 8:30am On Jul 09, 2015
Ikengawo:
What's worst was the lie was started on a ridiculous Nigerian Blog called Life and Times Magazine. Fulanimafia was trying to use this nomdic rapist turned F9 student to insult the ingenuity of Ndigbo. Mind you his own father is in Aba Market clipping Igbo toe nails. Look at the 'source' of his information LOL


[size=20pt]JELANI ALIYU – General Motors, Designer Of The Chevy Volt[/size]

http://lifeandtimesmagazine.com/home/jelani-aliyu-general-motors-designer-of-the-chevy-volt

LOL at "Life and Times Magazine" reporting American technological and engineering news ahahahaha
https://lifeandtimesmagazine.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/jelani_aliyu22-300x336.jpg
https://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article4468465.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/The-mummy-of-King-Tutankhamun.jpg
Ibos and hatred. They hate everyone. Ibos hate Hausas, Ibos hate Yorubas, Ibos hate Kanuris, Ibos hate Ijaws, Ibos hate Efiks, Ibos hate Tivs, Ibos hate Junkuns, Ibos hate Igalas. Whom do you Ibos like? Just your drug trafficking and fake drug producing selves?
Politics › Re: Help Me ,I Hate Nigerians by simpleseyi: 8:26am On Jul 09, 2015
hollandis:
I just hate the way Nigerians reason and their mediorce thought

I hate seeing comments like FTC ,Space booked etv,it really irritates me.


hate ugly politicians like tinubu ,buhari etc
How not to hate nigerians.Any suggestions?
Use this and the hatred will end. Abacha and Saddam Hussein are waiting for you as gay partner.

Politics › Re: President Buhari’s Spokesmen Pose More Threat Than PDP by simpleseyi: 1:49pm On Jul 08, 2015
Wailing Wailers. You can use this.

Car Talk › Re: Passenger Bus Falls Into Lagoon Along Ijebu Ode-ore Expressway (photos) by simpleseyi: 5:57pm On Jul 07, 2015
Caliph69:
Eiyaaah! I hope its not part of Oba Akiolu's prophecy.
Yes, it is. The bus was coming from a PDP state - Ondo. Oba Akiolu said that his ancestors will drown those who vote for PDP in the Lagoon. Many of us laughed but you should begin to take the man serious now. Those of you that will be going to Onitsha should be very careful so that Oba Akiolu's ancestors will not throw you all into River Niger. BE WARNED !!!!!
Romance › Re: How My Girlfriend Failed My Fidelity Test. by simpleseyi: 4:19pm On Jul 07, 2015
My brother in immorality kindly move on to the next victim.
Politics › Police Storm NASS Over Alleged Alteration Of Senate Standing Rules By Ekweremadu by simpleseyi(op): 7:11am On Jul 07, 2015
MEN of the Nigeria Police from the Force Criminal Investigation Department, FCID, Abuja, stormed the National Assembly, yesterday, as part of investigations into the alleged alteration of the Senate Standing Rules just before the leadership contest. The Deputy President of the Senate, Senator Ike Ekweremadu, who the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP alleged on Sunday was a target of the investigation, was not in Abuja at the time of the visit and the men left a directive for him to report today. The seven-man police squad led by a Commissioner of Police, whose identity was not revealed, arrived the National Assembly complex around 1.30 p.m.

On arrival, the team went directly to the office of the Clerk of the National Assembly, Alhaji Salisu Maikasuwa, where they had a meeting behind closed doors for about 15 minutes. Following that, the policemen proceeded to the office of the Deputy Senate President, Senator Ike Ekweremadu, but did not meet him, following which they proceeded to the National Assembly annex buildings, where the administrative offices of the National Assembly are located. Vanguard gathered that while at the annex buildings, the team met with some principal officers of some departments. Although details of what transpired during the visit were not disclosed, Vanguard gathered that the team was availed with some information on the Senate Standing Rules.

A source in the office of the Deputy Senate President said the police officers left a written message inviting Ekweremadu to a meeting today at the Force Criminal Investigation Department, located at Area 10,in Abuja by 10am. “They told us they merely came to discuss with oga and probably to invite him for a meeting tomorrow (today) in their office,” the source said. It was believed that the detectives were availed both copies of the 2011 and 2014 Senate Standing Rules besides some documents considered vital to the investigation.

Ekweremadu, NASS clerk fingered

Meanwhile, the Deputy Senate President and the Clerk of the National Assembly, Alhaji Salisu Maikasuwa, may be sacrificed over the roles they played in the emergence of the principal officers of the NASS on June 9, 2015. Some of the Senators are angry that the two men allegedly amended the rules regarding the election of the principal officers of the NASS and gave the impression that the action was undertaken by the 7th Senate. One of the senators, who is familiar with the business of the NASS, confided in Vanguard that the Senate Standing Rules in relation to the election of principal officers were amended for purely selfish reasons. The Senator, who is preparing to confront both men in the days ahead because of the controversial NASS principal officers’ election, challenged both men to explain to Nigerians why rules of the NASS were altered.

Moral burden
The Senator, who is from the south pointed out that Ekweremadu and Maikasuwa had moral burden on their hands to explain to Nigerians why the rules of the Senate were amended just a few days to the election into the 8th National Assembly. The Senator made it clear that the two men were aware that the Constitution did not make any provision for anyone other than the Senate to alter the rules of Senate. The Senator pointed out that if the Clerk of the National Assembly, who is a civil servant, could take a wrong decision, the Deputy Senate President should know better .

7th NASS didn’t approve new rules
He pointed out that contrary to the claims that the 7th NASS approved the new rules used in electing the 8th NASS principal officers, no such action was undertaken before the dissolution of the Senate. The Senator said: “If anyone claims that the rules used in electing the principal officers of the 8th NASS had been approved before the dissolution of the 7th NASS, let them produce the votes and proceedings for Nigerians to see. “It is the sacred duty of the Senate in plenary to have approved the rules but that did not happen till they left. At no time did the 7th Senate take the decision to alter its Standing Rules with regards to the emergence of principal officers for the 8th Senate. “He, the Deputy Senate President and the Clerk of the National Assembly should be ready and able to explain to Nigerians who altered the rules of the Senate in relation to the election of new officers of the upper chambers of the NASS or step aside. Nigerians deserve to know the truth in the light of what has happened in the NASS since June 9.”

Another senator defends Ekweremadu, Maikasuwa
But another Senator defended both the Deputy Senate President and Clerk of the National Assembly, saying that the rules of the Senate are often changed before the new set of members is sworn in. The Senator said: “Neither Ekweremadu nor Maikasuwa should be blamed for what happened because it is a tradition that a new set of rules be made available for the election of members of NASS. “As at the time Saraki and Ekweremadu came into the Senate to be elected as principal officers, none of them knew what they were given as the standing rules of the Senate in a sealed envelope. “What I can say is that it is a tradition for the Clerk of the National Assembly to bring up new rules to deal with the election of new officers of the NASS and the last one was not an exception.” It was learnt that apart from the petition sent by some aggrieved Senators against Ekweremadu, Maikasuwa had been sighted at the Presidency last week, during which he might have spilled the beans over what transpired at the Senate on June 9. That notwithstanding, he is yet to make a public statement following the raging controversy over his role in the emergence of Bukola Saraki and Yakubu Dogara as Senate President and House of Representatives Speaker. Although the provisions of the 7th and 8th NASS Standing Rules are not substantially different, there are claims that the one that covered the June 9 election was forged and tailored to produce a premeditated outcome


SOURCE: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/police-storm-nass-over-alleged-alteration-of-senate-standing-rules/
Politics › Re: Tinubu Mounts Pressure On Buhari by simpleseyi: 4:35pm On Jul 06, 2015
ERODEDEAST:
Useless CHANGE Government, Buhari is a Certified Illiterate Terrorist.
Yes, you are right, Buhari is a terrorist. Terrorist kill, steal and destroy. Buhari will kill and destroy all the looters of our economy including you.
Politics › Re: Tinubu And Akande Sold The South West - George by simpleseyi: 8:41am On Jul 06, 2015
A man that cannot keep to his words should never be trusted. Ex-convict Bode George promised that if Buhari wins the presidency that he Bode George will go on exile. Please is ex-convict Bode George talking from Togo or Ghana? If not, please disregard the ex-convict. I am not and will never be an ex-convict, so I don't associate or discuss with ex-convicts.
Politics › Re: BREAKING ---Buhari And Apc Continues Clamp-down On SE+SS --- Ekweremadu Arrested by simpleseyi: 7:26am On Jul 06, 2015
Now, the Jagaban has started his fight. So lets see where Saraki, Dogoyaro grin and Ikweremadu ends. Ask Bode George, Funsho Williams (RIP), Femi Pedro, Wahab Dosumu (RIP), Musiliu Obanikoro and most recently Jonathan Goatluck and others what it means to fight the Jagaban.


The 1st Law of Power is: Never oustshine the master. Saraki, Dogoyaro and Ikweremadu have broken the law. They have outshined the Jagaban and the President. Now, they are about to see the consequence. This is just the beginning. We shall all see where it will end. Bode George ended in Kirikiri prison, Jonathan Goatluck ended in Otuoke while Funsho Williams and Wahab Dosumu ended in 6 feet under the soil. Lets see where Saraki, Dogoyaro and Ikweremadu end.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Sai Buhari by simpleseyi: 7:23am On Jul 06, 2015
bofoy:
Buhari is the worse president in Nigeria making nine appointment eight northerners what a shame
Go and Die.

Politics › Re: Ikorodu Bank Robbers Arrested-punch by simpleseyi: 7:22am On Jul 06, 2015
Please who moved SP Abba Kari from SARS? That senior officer that did the redeployment mush be a godfather to thieves. The man needs to be investigated. SP Abba Kari is a superman. His records at SARS cannot be beaten by any police office dead or alive. For SP Abba Kari to be transferred out of SARS, I smell and see a poisonous rat.
Politics › Re: Police To Arrest Ekweremadu Over ‘forged’ Senate Rules: PUNCH by simpleseyi: 7:17am On Jul 06, 2015
arabbunkum:
The Police has become an arm of the APC. Too bad for professionalism.
Yes, that is the CHANGE we voted for. The police has moved from being an arm of the PDP to being an arm of the APC. Why are you crying now? Where were you when GEJ and PDP were using the police to intimidate everyone in Nigeria? 6 PDP house members in Ekiti used the police to intimidate and impeach the Speaker that has 19 members in his group? 5 PDP members impeached the Rivers State Assembly Speaker who had 23 members in his Group and planed to impeach the Governor but one of the 23 members in support of the Speaker who coincidentally happens to be a senior tout taught the foolish junior touts a lesson that almost broke youtube record.

Where were you when the police invaded the National Assembly and prevented the Speaker and his supported from gaining access to the Assembly? Parade has changed hands. Live with it or move to Togo.
Politics › Re: Police To Arrest Ekweremadu Over ‘forged’ Senate Rules: PUNCH by simpleseyi: 7:08am On Jul 06, 2015
Now, the Jagaban has started his fight. So lets see where Saraki, Dogoyaro grin and Ikweremadu ends. Ask Bode George, Funsho Williams (RIP), Femi Pedro, Wahab Dosumum (RIP), Musiliu Obanikoro and most recently Jonathan Goatluck and others what it means to fight the Jagaban.


The 1st Law of Power is: Never oustshine the master. Saraki, Dogoyaro and Ikweremadu have broken the law. Now, they are about to see the consequence.
Politics › Re: Tribunal: Melaye Accuses Tinubu Of Backing Adeyemi At A’court: Punch by simpleseyi: 7:07am On Jul 06, 2015
sunshine1974:
Don't be a dickhead, Tinubu's political career just hit the rocks, by 2019 he will be finished completely.
The same song that Bode George, Obasanjo and all PDP members have been singing since 1998. Is it like the second coming of Jesus we have been hearing for over 2000 years?
Politics › Re: No Plan To Arrest Ekweremadu – Police by simpleseyi: 6:58am On Jul 06, 2015
Now, the Jagaban has started his fight. So lets see where Saraki, Dogoyaro grin and Ikweremadu ends. Ask Bode George, Funsho Williams (RIP), Femi Pedro, Wahab Dosumum (RIP), Musiliu Obanikoro and most recently Jonathan Goatluck and others what it means to fight the Jagaban.


The 1st Law of Power is: Never oustshine the master. Saraki, Dogoyaro and Ikweremadu have broken the law. Now, they are about to see the consequence.
Politics › Re: Was Mrs Aisha Buhari 9/10 Years Old When GMB Married Her? by simpleseyi: 10:11am On Jul 03, 2015
imhotep:
Isl@mic pedophilia
Your hatred for Islam is pushing you and your generations unborn into early death.
Politics › Re: Relocate Boko Haram Prisoners Out Of Igboland Now - Ohaneze Tells Buhari by simpleseyi: 9:25am On Jul 03, 2015
Eugenedimgba:
We don't have to talk to Mr Go Slow about anything.The Igbos in Anambra should mobilise themselves and storm into that prison,bring the 40+ idiots out and burn them in the open.
Good advice, lets see how many people will be left in Biafra after Ibos burn Hausas.
Politics › Re: Pa Buhari's Govt Is Heading Towards One Direction. by simpleseyi: 8:05am On Jul 03, 2015
Buhari got 1,903,99 votes in Kano; 1,127,760 votes in Kaduna; 1,345,441 votes in Katsina; but 13,394 votes in Abia; 17,926 votes in Anambra; 28,368 votes in Cross-Rivers and 5,194 in Bayelsa. Please tell me what appointments do you expect from this government that you hate so much. Shouldn't the people that believed in him and voted him get all the appointments. I will tell you what we shall give the SS and SE. We shall build nuclear plants for generating electricity in your region and put you in prayers that the plants do not blow up one day. We have already transferred Boko Haram memebrs to Anambra. Expect more of such.

I am sure that you are not waiting for ministerial list, because you shall only get junior minister of special duties, environment and women affairs just as GEJ made Obanikoro Miniser of State-II for External Affairs which means Assistant Deputy Minister, what a shame on Obanikoro.
Politics › Re: Dogara's Faction Bycotts Meeting With Buhari As Meeting Ends In Stalemate by simpleseyi: 7:49am On Jul 02, 2015
lordTK:
Ha! APC is a mistake Nigeria will endure for 4years unless God directly intervenes. #onechance.
We endured PDP satanic rule for 16 years, so we are patient enough to give APC at least one year to prove itself.
Politics › Re: Whoever Knows Rev Father Mbaka Should Tell Him That........ by simpleseyi: 8:07pm On Jul 01, 2015
How many votes did you fools give Buhari? Almost zero, so expect almost zero appointment. Abia gave Buhari 13,394 votes and you expect same appointment as Kano that gave him 1,903,999 votes. Please wake up from you sleep. When ministerial list comes out, you will get only Junior Ministers just like Musiliu Obanikoro that was appointment Minster of State II for foreign affairs, which is like Assistant Deputy Minister.
Christianity Etc › Re: Catholic Archbishop Meets Muslim Clerics At Jos Central Mosque (photo) by simpleseyi: 4:34pm On Jul 01, 2015
Goahead:
Christians are always looking for peace, as opposed to those that justify beheading and other atrocities with Sura 9:5.
Your head may be the next to go off. Blasphemy is a sin punishable by death.

Leviticus 24:13-16 English Standard Version (ESV)

13 Then the Lord spoke to Moses, saying, 14 “Bring out of the camp the one who cursed, and let all who heard him lay their hands on his head, and let all the congregation stone him. 15 And speak to the people of Israel, saying, Whoever curses his God shall bear his sin. 16 Whoever blasphemes the name of the Lord shall surely be put to death. All the congregation shall stone him. The sojourner as well as the native, when he blasphemes the Name, shall be put to death.
Family › Re: How Do You Handle Your Wife's Past After Marriage by simpleseyi: 6:05pm On Jun 30, 2015
MrPrsdent:
@OP

seems to me you don't really understand the meaning of marriage.

Marriage is not by force.You should have remained single

You complain of the woman having an affair with the 'pastor',forgetting that there are women out there who have been with more than 100 men and today,are somebody's 'good' wife
And the women still invite their ex-bedmates to their matrimonial homes?

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