₦airaland Forum

LookmanYusuf:
oluseyi yusuf you are a tribal yoruba goat. It is your prostitute wife titilope and your useless children that will suffer...

I need titi for one round tonight and pass her to dogs for rumping too.

Everyday, I am getting closer to you. The day that I will finally lay my hands on you, someone else will tell the story. As for titilope and your brother's children that you are talking about, you can go on committing incest with them. We did it to your grandfathers btw 1967 and 1970, I shall repeat the same when I finally lay my hands on you.

phyllosilicate:
Oboiye why are you attaching me to Biafra na?

Ah! You don't want to be part of Biafra? But, what about Biafruad girls ? I am sure you don't mind them. They are the best thing that can happen to any man behind closed door . At a very very cheap rate, for just 300 naira hair wig or 500 TFC pack you can have them for the whole week.

tempo37:
all these masturbating masturbators, what shall it profit una if una spent d entire four yrs congratulating n appreciating pmb's rejection of 400million naira cars when fufu is costly in d open market, naira is now on the lowest low against dollar, economy dey regress, nigerians r going to bed hungry?
Get to work n stop Masturbating.

Unfortunately, I have to agree with you on this. Buhari has to get down to work. Even me, I am getting impatience. However, he said that he is doing some underground work. Let us be a little more patient. I am a Buari supporter. I think Buhari, I talk Buhari, I eat Buhari, I sleep Buhari and I dream Buhari. However, Buhari has limited time. We want results. As for me, Buhari has 24 months to prove himself. We want to feel the change we voted for. We want new refineries under construction, we want dollar to be not more than 50 naira. How he does it, we don't care. We want looters in maximum security prisons. We want Boko Haram members hanged in the public. We want 24 hours light. If he needs the god of thunder to help him on this, he can consult the god. We just want light, how he does it, we dont care. ' Anything that he cannot do within 24 months, he wont be able to do it in 24 years. If after 24 months, Buhari comes out with Goatluck Jonascam type of cock and bull story, we shall hit the streets, from Lagos to Port Harcourt, from Sokoto to Bornu, from Owerri and Benue, we shall force him to leave through mass protest. We do not have 4 years to waste, the way the Otuoke drunk fisherman wasted our 6 years, just as Obasanjo wasted our 8 years. This time around we shall not be taken for fools again.

phyllosilicate:
Gets your facts right, only Edo state gave Buhari 208,000 votes. Talk less of adding the other states.

Sorry, Edo is not part of your Biafruad. That was an oversight by me.

Thats a Yoruba APC laywer saying the truth according to his conscience and according to the ethics of his profession. But can my Biafruad brethren ever criticize their drunk brother from Orueke? NO. Everything the drunk Otuoke fisherman did, does and will do is right including using over one billion naira to feed his hippopo family yearly.

Don't let me make comments that will earn me a life ban. You are getting me angry. Yo cannot work in GTBank and go to First Bank to collect salary. Kano gave Buhari 1.9 million votes, Katsina gave Buhari 1.7 million votes, Kaduna gave Buhari 1.3 million votes, do you expect the whole South South and South East of 11 States that did not give Buhari up to 200,000 votes to get as many appointments as Kano alone? No, No, No. The whole of South South and South East will not get up to what Kano alone will get in terms of appointments. South South and South East will get Minister of State II for Environment, Minister of State II for Labour and Productivity, Minister of State II for Culture and Tourism (gully erosion sites are tourist attraction), Minister of State II for Women Affairs (to arrest child labourers, baby factory operators, and human traffickers all in South South and South East).

Yes, It was an Igbo coup and they paid dearly for the coup. Because the coup failed, Igbos started the civil war and they were humiliated. They will continue to pay for the Jan 15, 1966 coup and the selfish civil war. Even their children's children will pay for the two atrocities.

vimi:
"In countries that have indigenous automobile manufacturers, the government will usually commission one of the national automakers to provide a state car, or allow several to provide cars for an official state fleet"


Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_state_car

Yet pmb iis there rocking a German Mercedes instead of IVM

No, PMB is using the Innoson cars left behind by Goatluck Jonascam.

OkoyeA1:
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Thunder fire devil.

WHEN President Muhammadu Buhari rejected a N400 million plan to purchase five new limousines for his use recently, he drew attention to the prevalent culture of monumental waste that pervades governance in Nigeria. So widespread is the financial recklessness that public office has become an opportunity for a few to luxuriate at public expense. Buhari’s action should be the starting point for drastic cost-cutting at all levels of governance. Government new public finance model should focus on boosting productivity, bridging infrastructure deficit, job creation and poverty reduction.

The departing government of Goodluck Jonathan that hatched the purchase plan saw no reason to moderate the magnificent living standard of public officers despite a drastic reduction in revenues, a budget deficit plan of N755 billion and debt servicing provision of N943 billion in its N4.4 trillion 2015 budget proposal. But for Buhari’s rejection, the Presidency, which is not short of vehicles, would be richer by five new Mercedes Benz S-600 V-222 limousines, while over 70 per cent of Nigerians live in poverty. By opting to use the vehicles he inherited, Buhari is sending another message that the days of waste, impunity and insensitivity of public office holders are over. “I don’t need new cars, the ones I am using now are just fine,” he was quoted to have told the State House bureaucrat who had sought his approval to proceed with the purchase.

Knocking public finances and best practices back to shape will, however, require more than these symbolic actions. There is the need to dig deeper. Many items in the budget are outright fraud. The President and his team should scrutinise all public expenditure plans with a microscope. The place to start is the national budget where waste combines with massive theft.

Investigators and auditors need to unravel where waste and fraud apply in certain expenditures of ministries, departments and agencies. For instance, in 2013, details on the website of the Budget Office of the Federation show that in 2014, under the votes for State House Headquarters, N131.75 million was earmarked for the “purchase of canteen/kitchen equipment” and N105.73 million for the “purchase of health/medical equipment.” The same sub-heads were back in 2015 with appropriations of N237.36 million and N137.96 million respectively. Which person or organisation purchases kitchen equipment every year and for how much?

In 2012, line items under votes for the Office of the Secretary to the Government of the Federation included N750 million for the “purchase of office furniture and fittings,” N150 million for the “purchase of motor vehicles” and a curious provision of N150 million for the “purchase of library books and equipment.” The same office has been allotted N107.58 million in this year’s budget for the purchase of motor vehicles and N316.42 million for “security equipment.”

There is something terribly wrong with our budgeting and the system needs to be overhauled to plug obvious leakages and fraud. The system encourages fraud by making ridiculous provisions that enable civil servants, politicians and contractors to enrich themselves at public expense. When every year, you allocate huge funds for the acquisition of computers, furniture and gates, you only create room for fraud as these items have a lifespan of several years. For instance, the office of the Chief Economic Adviser to the President in 2014 had votes of N2 million each for computers, printers and photocopying machines! These same items keep bouncing back to back each year in the MDAs.

A report in the influential magazine, The Economist, said up to one quarter of Nigeria’s annual budget is creamed off by officials at the point of preparation. We restate our earlier advice that Buhari should appoint only reform-minded ministers with the zeal to scrutinise line by line, every expenditure and revenue item in MDAs. If a substantial portion of the about N30 trillion in annual revenue that observers say is not remitted to government coffers is retrieved, and expenditure leakages are blocked, the Federal Government need not be cash-strapped. This applies also to the 36 states and 774 local government councils, most of which have been unable to meet their wage bills in months.

Buhari, Vice-President Yemi Osinbajo, some state governors like Nasir el-Rufai (Kaduna), Abdullahi Ganduje (Kano) and Okezie Ikpeazu (Abia) have shown the way by taking pay cuts and other symbolic gestures of prudence. They should go further. Governor Samuel Ortom of Benue State admitted using part of a N10 billion loan to purchase cars for commissioners and advisers. This is absurd. Occupying public office does not entitle anybody to live like a medieval potentate. Some notable world leaders travel by commercial airlines, while several state governors commute in private jets. Buhari should drastically reduce the 11-plane Presidential Air Fleet, while state governments that own jets should sell them immediately. Where poverty, illiteracy, lack of access to basic health care and potable water are prevalent, junketing around in private planes, custom-built limousines by public officials is obscene. The British Prime Minister, David Cameron, rides in Jaguar XJ Sentinel supplied in 2010 when he first took office. Our own insensate rulers buy new cars every year.

The new approach to public finance must be extended to our overpaid and over-pampered lawmakers. Our legislators are still the world’s most highly paid. Nigerians are not impressed by the reduction in the National Assembly’s budget from N150 billion to N120 billion.

Buhari should go all the way in cutting costs and pruning the size of government. Success will be assured when he builds a cabinet of genuine reformers, brings sanity to public finance and empowers the anti-graft agencies with funds and the vital political backing to fulfil their mandate.

source: http://www.punchng.com/editorials/n400m-cars-and-curbing-government-waste/

WombRaiders:
Bloody coward was dragged from under his mistress bed into detention.

Never believe any word that comes from this useless old man.

With what yo have typed here, definitely, you father must be more useless, only a useless sperm brings forth a senseless nitwit like you.

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It has certainly been a hectic week for me, with travels to four countries in a matter of days. The week began with a visit to promote African entrepreneurship in Washington DC where I travelled as an invitee of the Federal Government. During his visit to the US, His Excellency, President Muhammadu Buhari GCFR addressed a business roundtable dinner organised by the US Ch…



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Please did any PDP e-rat see the bolded part where Tony Elumelu said he was invited by the Federal Government of Nigeria during my amiable people's general a.k.a. BabaNoRegret's visit to US. Our amiable people's general PMB specially invited Tony Elumelu to the US, what else are you Wailing Wailers wailing about? The last loss of errection election must have been very traumatic for you fools.

Are you saying Deizaini Allison-Maduekwe, Ngozi Okonjo-Iwealla, Stealer Oduah, imPatience Sheppopo, Goatluck Jonathan, Tinubu, Obasanjo, IBB and Abdulsalam Abubakar are too rich to be in the list?

coolestrogue:
Sorry to ask sir, do you have a mother?

I am sure he does. I am also sure that his mother will not try to snatch other people's properties like Mama Piss that wanted to snatch Turai Yar'Ada's land which lead to a court case in which the court ruled that Mama Piss is a thief and should leave Turai's land. I am sure also that his mother does not abuse other people's husbands the way Mama Piss was abusing Buhari during election campaign. I am also sure that his mother is not called Jesus-On-Earth, that is quite blasphemous. I am also sure that his mother has not and may never steal the country's money like Mama Piss and her husband did.

onyedikachukwue:
The best yo-robber polithiefcian.
Yo-robbers should seek for oduduwa republic.

We are biafrans and we are about to leave the ZOO republic.

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If we have given you Biafra land before now, how would FFK have been able to help father Ojukwu's children? I don't like ungrateful people, you owe us the gratitude, show gratitude to whom it is due.

I bind all the demonic spirits of poverty currently ravaging Nigeria and Nigerians in Jesus name - Amen. Receive freedom from poverty and slavery - Amen.

Afenifebi, sorry Afenifere should join Ohaneze in crying and wailing. Tinubu has rubbished them all.

Emmatdayo:
Its Daura President nt baba go slow

Yes, you are right. The people's General is Slow and Steady. Now tell me, whom do you prefer? The Slow and Steady General or the Clueless and Drunk Kleptomaniac Fisherman with a a Narcissistic and Megalomaniac Sheppopo wife?

I beg make somebody give me cold pure water to drink, the grammar wey I copy for dictionary dey make me thirsty .

BizBayo:
Is like you are the only one that get the logic.

Wetin u dey drink?

Just soft drinks like Alomo, Orijin, Kerewa, Baby Ukwu, Monkey Tail, Dongoro Yaro and, or Sapiro.

Buhari should arrest, prosecute and jail all PDP looters. After 8 years of Buhari's rule, we shall vote out APC and vote in PDP, then PDP too will arrest, prosecute and jail all APC looters. By the time we do this for about 8 terms, Nigeria will be cleansed of looters.

As for this Saraki Vs Tinubu's fight, this is just the beginning.

shadelek:
I think in my own opinion that baba's brain is working anticlockwise. Why because you asked a thief to run and he complies, you asked the same thief to drop what was taken by him, he complies. What else do you want this same thief to do?

Yes, you are almost right but there is still something remaining. Obasanjo asked the thief called Jonathan to run, the thief ran. Obasanjo asked the thief called Jonathan to drop the presidency and he dropped it, but that is not all, Jonathan still need to drop all the money he and his light skinned girl-friends stole. Dont ask for his light skinned girl-friends names, you know them - Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, Stealer Oduah, Diezaini Allison-Maduekwe, Arunma Oteh e.t.c

tpiadotcom:
no Abeokuta/Ijebu would use this terminology though.

Did you grow up outside Ogun state?

You expect me to say we the Abeokuta/Ijaw or we the Abeokuta/Igala. My friend, go get a job.

djcrown:
Why do parents from Ondo Ekiti warn their children not to ever attempt marrying Abeokuta/Ijebu natives? ??

Not just Ondo and Ekiti are scared of marry Abeokuta/Ijebu natives. Every tribe in Nigeria is scared of Abeokuta/Ijebu natives. We the Abeokuta/Ijebus are the movers and shakers of Nigeria. We scare every other tribe and state in Nigeria. Check out our roll call and tell me who wont be intimidated.

First eleven

1. Obafemi Awolowo
2. MKO Abiola
3. Olusegun Obasanjo
4. Wole Shoyinka
5. Ernest Shonekan
6. Fela Anikulapo Kuti
7. Olikoye Randsome Kuti
8. Beko Randsome Kuti
9. Tai Sholarin
10. Olabisi Onabanjo
11. Mike Adenuga


Reserve.
12. Funmilayo Randsome Kuti
13. Oladipupo Diya
14. Ola Rotimi
15. Tunde Bakare
16. Subomi Balogun
17. Oba Otudeko
18. Bayo Kuku
19. Peter Akinola
20. prince Bola Ajibola
21. My humble self Omooba SimpleSeyi

Wailing wailers, go and die.

Nigerian Jews are next to be arrested, detained and humiliated in Israel and finally deported to Biafruad land.

Obasanjo, Yar'Adua and Goatluck Jona spent billions of naira on the same road, but the road is still an eye sore. PDP and corruption are like bread and butter. Now, if your brother Goatluck Jona could not fix the road, do you expect Buhari whom you hate so much to do it for you? If I were you, I will never use any amenity provided by Buhari. So, good work there Wike, fix the road because if you don't, nobody will.

Integrated Logistics Limited, Indorama Petrochemicals and four other companies have collaborated with the Rivers State Government to raise N3 billion to fix six kilometres portion of Eleme to Onne end of the East West Road. Speaking, yesterday, at the flag off ceremony in Eleme Local Government Area of the state, Governor Nyesom Wike said that the government had to approach companies doing business in the area to partner it to fix the deplorable portion of the road for the good of all, adding that it will be completed within two months.

He said that his administration had to come up with the idea to save the economy of the state as the road leads to major companies sustaining the economy of the nation. “Because of this road, many companies threatened to pull out of the state. In the next two months when the road is completed, companies will start coming back. I plead with the contractor, RCC to do quality job. I thank the interest groups that have contributed to lessen the burden on road users. Imagine the man hour wasted on the road between Port Harcourt and here because of the bad state of the road. A trip that should not take less than 20 minutes, people spend about two hours because of the bad road. “Wealth of the nation comes from here. We can’t wait for the Federal Government to come. So let us do this, take the bull by the horns. We have partnered the investors. God will bless all of you for collaborating with the Rivers State Government. RCC, we are handing over this road formally to you,” he said.

According to the memorandum of understanding signed yesterday at Indorama Petrochemicals Limited before the flag off ceremony, Integrated Logistics Limited will raise N1 million, Indorama Petrochemicals Limited N500 million, West African Container Terminal Limited N500 million, Port Harcourt Refining Company Limited N300 million , Nigerian Ports Authority, N200 million, Oil/Gas free zone N200 million, while the Rivers State government will contribute N300 million to the project.

All parties in the joint project are to pay their money to RCC, the road construction company handling the project. Rivers State Government and some of the companies said they had already made payment. Governor Wike also explained that the life span of the repair work was a minimum of two years. Managing Director, Idorama Petrochemicals Ltd, Mr Mannish Mundra lauded the state government for the initiative, saying that the road was a pain to companies operating in the area.

Chairman of Eleme council, Mr Philip Okparaji said the economy of the council had almost collapsed because of the deplorable state of the road.
He thanked the state government and the other partners that contributed to the project, assuring that his people will give maximum support to workers handling the project.



SOURCE: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/rivers-govt-intels-others-raise-n3bn-to-fix-east-west-road/

Three Security chiefs from the North East and one from North Central, but none from North West, yet the North West is not crying unlike the wailing wailers of South East Biafra that have been crying and wailing at every step the people's general takes.

You are very mad and even more useless than your friend. If I lay my hands on you, I will totally destroy you and your useless friend. His father called him useless and an idiot and you are here ranting. Go tell him to beat his father nah? Foolish pikin of nowadays. His father should have slapped him several times.

Na so, Oyinbo people spoil their pikins, all of them don dey turn to gays and lesbians. For your information young fools, your father can call you whatever he likes, your father can flog you with koboko no matter your age, even when you get married and you become independent, your father can dash you one or two slaps if the need arises to reset your brain.

You people should not get me angry this evening ooooo, because I am almost getting furious. You are living under your father without paying house rent, eating his food, you also want to tell him which adjective to use in qualifying you. Your father is your god, that is how God the father made it. He is training you to be useful to yourself, the family and the society at large.

Now, go with your friend and prostrate to the father and beg the father to forgive all your foolish acts.