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Politics › Re: Buhari & Amaechi: The Handshake That Got People Talking(photo) by simpleseyi: 9:27am On Apr 16, 2015
The people's general is 73 years old, Rotimi Amaechi is 49 years old. If Buhari started having kids at 23 years like his fellow Northerners, Buhari's first child would be 50 years old now, so Buhari is old enough to be Amaechi's father just as Ayodele Fayose said that Buhari is older than his mother.

In conclusion, Rotimi Amaechi could as well prostrate for Buhari because Buhari is old enough to be Rotimi's father.

What do you say about grandfather Ministers and PAs kneeling for imPatience Sheppopo?
Politics › Re: Amaechi To Get The Position He'd Always Wanted. by simpleseyi: 12:17pm On Apr 15, 2015
You are right, Amaechi will be either Chief of State to the President or Secretary to the Government. The first position drives the day-to-day running of the President while the second position (that is SSG) drives the day-to-day running of the government. Prove me wrong if you think otherwise. Head or tail, Amaechi is a happy man while Jonascam and Sheppopo are crying silently.
Politics › Re: Igbos Want FCT Ministerial Slot by simpleseyi: 12:13pm On Apr 15, 2015
Why FTC Minister? They should have demanded for the position of the President, and ask Buhari to be Personal Assistant to the Igbo President. IIDIIOOOTS. All the he positions they will get are Ministers of State a.k.a. Junior Ministers
Politics › Re: Akpabio On Buhari's Visit (pic) by simpleseyi: 7:06pm On Apr 10, 2015
autotrader014:
Don't mind dis APC Morons. Sometimes dey don't fink before dey spew rubish here.. Brain washed zombies
The loss you suffered in the presidential erection election is still hurting you badly. Sorry, you will get over it with time. The same way you fools were making noise that Jonascam and PDPPigs will beat the people's General, calling the man all sort of names that his parents did not name him, you have started your stupidity again. After May 29, you will all know who is the boss.
Politics › Re: APC Kicks As Jonathan Meets Adams, Obanikoro In Lagos by simpleseyi: 6:14pm On Apr 10, 2015
Please did Jonathan (a.k.a. Mr ATM) bring dollars again. I beg, me I go get dollars the other time he came before the presidential election, please make I go collect my own share from Mr. ATM
Politics › Re: See Governor Fashola laps his Wife in Loved Up Beautiful 2in1 Photos by simpleseyi: 8:29am On Apr 09, 2015
Symphony007:
Is it in line with islamic law to display such affection with your wife in public?
Please ask Osam Bin Ladin, he is currently in hell dinning with Adolf Hitler.
Politics › Re: 700 Million Dollars Raw Cash Found In Petroleum Ministers House by simpleseyi: 10:48am On Apr 08, 2015
modath:
The only place you'll find $700m is in a US FEDERAL RESERVE BANK's VAULT, how you trolls come up with these wild stories beats the imagination.

We all know she not only dips her hand in the cookie jar, she rolls her whole body in the barrel (pun intended ),but the possibility of having this amount in cash in her residence is zero to nothing...
Indirectly you are saying that if she has such an amount in her house, then America will know. Just as you oga Jonascam said in the media chat.
Politics › Re: Opinion: Our Government Should Remove "STATE OF ORIGIN" In Filling Forms by simpleseyi: 3:23pm On Apr 07, 2015
My brother, but who will remove state of origin from our brain. If your name is Chukwudi Okorocha, you cannot tell me that you are from the South West even if your mother is Yoruba but your dad is Ibo, I still see you as Omo Igbo, same way Ibos see Yorubas.
Politics › Re: Presidency Orders Withdrawal Of Security Personnel From Politicians by simpleseyi: 7:38am On Apr 07, 2015
Omooba77:
“We don’t know our new posting yet. One of my friends attached to an ex-militant leader in Bayelsa State phoned me to confirm this, so the tea party is over for us and the politicians. We will now have time for real work,” he declared.

http://tribuneonlineng.com/node/1410
Soldiers deployed to guard ex-millitant. Waaow!! what a useless president we have! Thank God his days are numbered in Aso Rock.
Autos › Re: Toyota Vehicles Pre-order Without Deposit by simpleseyi: 6:34pm On Apr 03, 2015
Please can you help bring 2001 / 2002 / 2003 Toyota Corolla hatch back? How much will it cost to get to my house?
Politics › Re: CNN Interviews President-Elect Muhammadu Buhari by simpleseyi: 9:07am On Apr 02, 2015
Texcoco:
[color=#1980BC] Nigerians should brace up for the worse because this doesn't look good from his utterances and bodylanguage...He still arrogant,obstinate and illiterate. [/color]
Sorry, I can see that you are suffering from post election trauma. The loss is so painful. Eeeyaaa, you will get over it with time when GEJ and PEJ together with Fayose, FFk, Omokri are giving admission numbers in Kirikiri prison. What a painful loss!. Obviously you are an illiterate militant, I can see that you are Godsday Orubebe's cousin, bad attitudes runs in your DNA and old habits never die.
Politics › Re: Jonathan ‘has Nothing To Fear From Me’- Buhari by simpleseyi: 8:57am On Apr 02, 2015
jnrbanks:
abegi....make we hear word jooor

jail dis...jail dat..... rubbish....instead of u mofos screaming change to focus on ow ur leader can build a great Nigeria...rather u guys are more interested on who goes to jail and who doesn't.... smh
Sorry, I can see that you are suffering from post election trauma. The loss is so painful. Eeeyaaa, you will get over it with time.
Politics › Re: Meet the Five Architects Of Jonathan’s Defeat. by simpleseyi: 8:12am On Apr 02, 2015
Texcoco:
[color=#1980BC] [b] Saraki is an inconsequential local champion who is not only corrupt and repressive but a neophyte in National politics,we even rate our local government chairman higher.
Obj- Another old crybaby who was lucky to have been paid attention by GEJ...His reputation isn't worth the very shoes of GEJ right now, ask Ban ki moon and Obama.So who's the bigger person now?
Thieffnubu- A big thieff and a firm discliple of nepotism and capitalism who will never get to the status of Awo,ever.Nigerians just brought economic chains for their necks.
Amaechi- Nothing worse than having a judas in your team,a repugnant,rapacious and reprehensible charlatan who not only sacrificed the goodwill of his people but is willing to sell them to the highest bidder.
Buhari-He still an illiterate.....Nothing much to write since he arrogantly refused to sell his manifesto via debate even his staunchest supporter don't have any clue what the manifesto is all about.
We prefer Shekau to all this corrupt slavemasters up there ^^^…GEJ "s architect was Shekau....what an irony.[/b] [/color]
Eyaaa! The defeat is still very painful. Sorry, ndo, pele. You will get over it with time when GEJ and PEJ together with Fayose, FFk, Omokri are giving admission numbers in Kirikiri prison. What a painful loss!
Politics › Re: Jonathan Set To Resign After Defeat [Resignation Speech Leaks] by simpleseyi: 8:38am On Apr 01, 2015
dealslip:
I knew it was April fool. GEJ gave your votes a platform otherwise a lot of people would have been dead by now. If he wanted to go the route of OBJ and several Afican leaders. Do not insult him, give him his space in the annals of history. Nigerians are the proverbial children of Israel always asking for what they are not prepared for. Change yourself and your environment will change.
I can see that you are still in shock over the defeat of the corrupt government. Let me remind you that if Jonathan tries anything funny, he will end up like Gbagbo of Ivory Coast.
Politics › Re: Final Election Results As Obtained From A Reliable Source by simpleseyi: 8:32am On Mar 31, 2015
Please you may need to scan the document as a two page document if you really want to help douse our tension. Fold the document into two, scan from the first set of states to the middle and then scan from middle to end. This is easier than sending it to individuals e-mails, if not, your e-mail will finish grin grin and yahoo will not give you another one grin grin I will send you a carton of Origin and Sabrina for celebration.
Autos › Re: Between 400k And 500k by simpleseyi: 12:32pm On Mar 27, 2015
poregianautos:
Sorry for responding late. Been trying to upload the pics but it wouldn't come up. Give me your email address so I can send the pics to your email.
jahsharonjah@yahoo.com

Please kindly send the pix.
Education › Re: 5 Most Praised Courses To Study In Nigeria by simpleseyi: 11:18am On Mar 26, 2015
OAU THIS OAU THAT.............NA ONLY OAU DEY NIGERIA.
Education › Re: 5 Most Praised Courses To Study In Nigeria by simpleseyi: 10:54am On Mar 26, 2015
You being subjective in your opinion. There are other courses that are prestigious in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan In Oyo: If Buhari Wins, APC Will Jail Me by simpleseyi: 7:25am On Mar 26, 2015
[quote autor=acrowniran]Yoruba Victims Of Buhari's Tyrannical Reign.
Now, the leaders of the opposition Party thinks he can sell
Yorubas to this unrepentant tyrant who refuses till today
to apologize to the Yorubas for nearly wiping out all their
leaders?
Victim 1 - Pa Awolowo had his house ransacked, passport
seized he could not go abroad for medical treatment. His
home in Ikenne was also surrounded by soldiers.
Victim 2 - Pa Adekunle Ajasin, former Gov, Ondo State.
Arrested, sentenced to over 100 years. Pa Ajasin is known


not to have spent one kobo of his security vote and had
only one house to his name in his native Owo till his
death.
Victim 3 - Pa Lateef Jakande, former Gov, Lagos State.
Same as Pa Ajasin. Tried in kangaroo Court and sentenced
to over 100 years imprisonment.
Victim 4 - Cicero, Bola Ige. former Gov, Oyo State.
Sentenced to over 100 years on corruption charges.
Victim 5 - Papa Bisi Onabanjo former Gov, Ogun State.
Jailed for over 100 years. Pa Onabanjo was whisked away
from hospital where he was receiving treatment straight to
prison on Buhari's instructions.
Do note that all the governors were found not guilty by
Courts who tried them however Buhari demanded many
retrials until a guilty verdict was reached for all of them by
the Courts.
Victim 6 - Bisi Akande, former Gove. Jailed on corruption
charges. Now, Akande and Buhari are together in the APC.
Is Akande no longer corrupt, Buhari?
Victim 7 - Fela Anikulapo Kuti. Fela received 10 years for
being vocal against Buhari's regime. Buhari said then, he
has resolved to deal with the "fela problem"
Victim 8 - Ooni of Ife. Seized his passport and prevented
him from travelling abroad.
Victim 9 - Tunde Thompson. Journalist jailed for reporting
against government.
Victim 10 - Tai Solarin. Jailed for speaking against the
govt. Ironically, what Solarin said/wrote then and was
jailed for by Buhari's regime is nothing compared to
things Buhari says against the present government.
Victim 11 - Ayo Ojewunmi became blind in jail after Buhari
blatantly refused to release him to get medical attention.
He died soon after he was eventually released
Victim 12 - Busari Adelakun suffered same fate as
Ojewunmi. His ailment though was ulcer which killed him.
Victim 13 - The many many Yoruba youth slaughtered in
the north in 2011 because Buhari lost the election. Buhari
could have curbed the violence but waited for days before
public opinion forced him to make a statement on radio
condemning the violence.
He has prepared us now for 2015 by saying "their dogs
and baboons will be soaked in blood" if he does not win
the election in 2015.[/quote] Even if you say that Buhari killed Lamurudu the father of Oduduwa, and that Buhari killed Oduduwa the father of Yorubas and Buhari also killed Oranmiyan the son of Oduduwa. Even if you say again that Buhari killed Awolowo, MKO Abiola, Tai Sholari, Fela Anikulapo, Simbiat Abiola, Kudirat Abiola, Bola Ige and that Buhari is planning to kill the Oba of Lagos, Ooni of Ife, Alake of Egbaland, Olowo of Owo, Olowu of Owu, Onipopo of Popo, Alaketu of Ketu and OniNigeria of Nigeria, I have decided to vote for CHANGE. PVC - Please Vote Change. Vote GMB/Osinbanjo
Health › Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by simpleseyi: 8:31pm On Mar 25, 2015
goodmorning40:
Pls change ur name those who bear David do not self service thank u
the OP is a better David, the one in the Bible snatched Uriah's wife and killed the man. Self service is better than formication and adultery.
Autos › Re: Between 400k And 500k by simpleseyi: 7:34pm On Mar 24, 2015
poregianautos:
I have a toks 2002 Toyota yaris for 550 but it's a manual drive,factory ac and very sound engine.
Please kindly post pictures, I am very much interested.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Procured A Judgement To Disqualify Buhari - Press Statement From APC by simpleseyi: 7:29pm On Mar 24, 2015
barcanista:
APC should be civil for once and allow justice to prevail. Their propaganda is very myopic and useless. The same APC that asked people to go to Court are now threatening Nigerians. For the record, Buhari is not bigger than our law and ApC should stop threatening Nigerians. I hope they know that Nigerians will not be cowed to submission?
Buhari is bigger than the Nigerian compromised law, one set of laws for the rich and another set of laws for the poor. A General in the Nigeria Military is more than the WAEC that INEC or whosoever is asking for. Let Jonascam try any nonsense scam and we shall start counting how many days and nights he has more in Aso Rock. When IBB said that "the current military boys are boys to our boys", I understood what he meant. It's a long long time I heard the Martial song, I may hear another very very soon. I only pity Mama Piss that has been saying "my fellow widows" maybe the holy spirit has been speaking to her.
Family › Re: Why Do Criminals Name Their Children Names That Don't Depict Crime by simpleseyi: 6:22pm On Mar 24, 2015
Are insinuating that Abacha's son should have been Barawo Abacha, Tinubu's son be named Olewale Jaguda, Bode George's be named Tewonde Oledele or Jonascam's first son named Thief Thief Jankoriko and second son named Stealer?
Politics › Re: Buhari: Worst Case Scenario Election Result by simpleseyi: 6:16pm On Mar 24, 2015
virud:
You deh insult and you say make people no insult you? Very soon you'll all shut your mouths and Nothing will happen!
Where is the insult? She calls herself Mama Piss but tells you to stone anyone that says CHANGE. Wole Soyinka called her a Sheppopo, I just repeated Wole Shoyinka's adjective. Where is my blame?
Politics › Re: Buhari: Worst Case Scenario Election Result by simpleseyi: 5:50pm On Mar 24, 2015
If you doubt the above, kindly present your own statistics. Do not come here and throw insults like your Mama Piss Sheppopo. Present your analysis not your stupidity.
Family › Re: My Mother Inlaw Wants To Bath With Me by simpleseyi: 4:49pm On Mar 24, 2015
Lesbian Oshi!!!! tongue
Politics › Re: Jonathan Projected To Win 26 States - GUARDIAN NEWSPAPER by simpleseyi: 3:30pm On Mar 24, 2015
Flets:
I am yet to see a smart Buhari supporter.
My dog is a Buhari supporter and it's far smarter than your dummy PhD holder currently occupying Aso Rock.
Politics › Re: My Boss Just Threatened To Sack Me If I Dont Vote GEJ On Saturday. by simpleseyi: 2:10pm On Mar 23, 2015
Sleekydee:
Lemme warn you....whether GEJ wins or GMB wins it won't affect your salary.....except you don't love your job, if u do and wanna keep it and perceive ur boss aren't making empty threats, better do what he says...cos trust me, if u don't and he let you go, if u are unemployed (Go forbid), u will regret it. and by den neither gej or GMB will b coming to console u( u will be On your Own).
Do we still have people that reason like dogs? Only dogs reason this way. Tomorrow, his boss will tell the O.P. to drive the O.P.'s wife to his boss' house, lay the O.P.'s wife on his boss' bed and tell the boss to do the thing while the O.P. watches so that his boss will not sack him.
Politics › Re: Controversy As Allegations Of “shady Deals” Rock Nigeria Election Debate Group by simpleseyi: 2:05pm On Mar 23, 2015
#IHaveDecided
Ordinary debate, Jonascam is bribing everyone involved the same way he bribed through his so called PhD

Jonascam is sharing naira and dollars, if he brings you dollars please collect it but vote your conscience. Vote for the future of Nigeria and not for the dollars being shared.
Politics › Re: Can You Defend Nigeria From Boko Haram If Called Upon By The Military? by simpleseyi: 10:14pm On Mar 19, 2015
if Jonathan leads, I will definitely follow after all he spends over one billion naira of tax payers' money on food yearly. However, if Jona is drinking ogogoro in Aso rock, then I will be drinking Origin in Iya Kudi's joint.

Buhari has promised to lead the war from the front, so I am ready to carry AK47 and follow him.

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