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Politics › Re: Fayose Visits Venue Of Buhari's So-called London Interview [photos] by simpleseyi: 10:33am On Feb 24, 2015

afanide:
I Think he is exceeding his boundaries?

What has Gen. Buhari done to him?

Fayose is afraid of going to prison with Mr and Mrs Jonathan. If na you nko?

Politics › Re: Buhari To Stabilise Oil Price by simpleseyi: 10:32am On Feb 24, 2015

Yes, Buhari can do that. If Nigeria stops selling our crude oil, then supply of crude in the international market will reduce and price will increase. Junior Secondary School Business Studies should tell you this. Imagine if Nigeria, Russia and Venezuela stops selling crude oil, don't you think that there will be huge shortage of supply at the international market? Definitely, price will go beyond $500 per barrel.

Use your brain and stop stalking Buhari.

Politics › Re: Jonathan Distributed Dollars To Lagosians - Fashola by simpleseyi: 7:32am On Feb 24, 2015

Mr Jonathan the ATM please can I have $1 billion, I promise to deliver the votes of 10 million homeless almajaris in Lagos, Ogun, Osun, Oyo, Ekiti, Ondo, Ghana, Togo and Benin Republic to you.

Crime › Re: A Teenager Caught Having Carnal Knowledge Of Child In The Church by simpleseyi: 7:26am On Feb 24, 2015

MrCork:
..FAKE STORY....IN CHURCH??,,,,,,STOP SREADIN LIES...U FAT DONKEY...I bet u a muslim (no oofeinse) >:

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Your hatred for Islam is leading you to early grave. I think the pae-dophile is taking after the Catholic priest child abusers

Politics › Re: Another Campaign Strategy.. See Picz by simpleseyi: 7:48pm On Feb 23, 2015

Redlips22:
What do you guys think?

I think of the $48 billion NNPC money that Sanusi Lamido said is missing, I think of the 30 trillion Charles Soludo said is missing. I think $30 billion that Adams Oshiomole said is missing. I think of the subsidy thieves. I think of the 32 billion naira Pension thief that got a fine of 250,000 naira. I think of the 10 billion naira that Diezaini Alisson-Maduekwe used to charter private jet.

Politics › Re: Who Killed Funso Williams In 2006? by simpleseyi: 2:34pm On Feb 23, 2015

I cannot say ooo. I was in Funsho Williams campaign team then. I am Yaba born, bread and buttered without tea grin

Funshu Williams too was from Yaba, Abule Oja to be precise. So, most Yaba politicians were Funsho WIlliams boys. There was rumour then that it was Alliance for Democracy (AD) politicians. However, I believe that anyone could commit any crime, but it is the duty of government to arrest and prosecute crime commiters (criminals). If my memory is not failing, PDP has been in charge of Nigeria's security apparatus since 1998. So, if you ask me who kiiled Funsho Williams, I will say PDP . Who killed Bola Ige? PDP . Who killed Harry Marshal? PDP . Who kiiled Gen Azazi? PDP . Who killed Nigeria economy? PDP . Who killed Nigerians? PDP

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Politics › Re: Gej Meet With Islamic Top Cleric And Scholars (pic) by simpleseyi: 8:18pm On Feb 22, 2015

I hope they did not allow him enter the mosque. The penalty for entering the mosque while smelling of ogogoro is 100 lashes at the market square.

Politics › Re: Buhari Has No More Excuse To Retrieve His Certificate - Tinubu by simpleseyi: 8:17pm On Feb 22, 2015

moderatorr1:
Buhari Must NOT Come Back To Nigeria Until...
This is Buhari's 4th day in London, the capital of United Kingdom and less than an hour drive to Cambridge University.
Nigerians are appealing to Buhari to go to Cambridge University and bring a certified copy of his School certificate, that he claimed to have obtained in 1962.
Whatever reason he may give to Nigerians, we demand that he should not come back to Nigeria with collecting his certificate.
Nigerians are not asking too much from Pa Muhammadu Buhari (73) and his Party, the APC. NO MORE EXCUSE!!! - Hope For Nigeria.

Source: https://www.facebook.com/hopefornigeria/photos/a.152919604766170.37823.100484630009668/882624838462306/?type=1&theater

Even if Buhari comes back only with a boarding pass, I have decided to vote for change. I love certificates, so I have many of them. Also, our out-going president GEJ has many certificates including a PhD, but my illiterate gate man will govern Nigeria better than GEJ.

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Politics › Re: Busted: Jonathan Commissions Plant Obasanjo Commissioned In 2007 by simpleseyi: 8:11pm On Feb 22, 2015

Splashme:
[size=20pt]Plenty mumus for here

OBJ built Olorunshogo 1

GEJ built and commissioned Olorunshogo 2[/size]

You are very right my brother.

imPatience Sheppopo Jonathan built and commissioned Olorunshogo 3

Asari Dokubo built and commissioned Olorunshogo 4

Edwin Clarke built and commissioned Olorunshogo 5

I hope you are now happy. Now, take biscuit and stop crying.

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Politics › Re: Aminu Kani, Jigawa PDP Gov Aspirant Defects To APC by simpleseyi: 8:06pm On Feb 22, 2015

criminalmindz:
THE WORD ASPIRANT , LOL.

Lamido’s aide emerges PDP guber candidate in Jigawa
announcing the result, the chairman electoral panel said Alhaji Ringim won with 1020 votes out of the 1025 votes, 6 votes were invalid while his opponent Alhaji Abba Anas Adamu did not get any vote.

1020 valid votes + 6 invalid votes = 1026 total votes . But there were only 1025 votes. Where did the extra one come from? In Lagos PDP primary, 863 votes were counted for 806 delegates meaning that there were 57 ghost delegates. But, we were not surprised, that is the PDP way against opponents. However, In Jigawa, there was no opponent, the candidate contested against himself alone and still rigged in one ghost delegate, no wonder the other candidate stepped down for the rigging looters.

Politics › Re: APCLies About Gmb's Interview in UK Bursted (Venue-TranscorpHilton) by simpleseyi: 4:44pm On Feb 22, 2015

Noviolence2015:
I am not sure you have crossed the borders in your father's living room to your niegbour's house talkless of knowing the Hilton Brand. I am well traveled and part of hilton honors reward programme. For that particular reason, I have enjoyed the services of the hilton brand globally and trust me, no two hilton is similar in look and feel talkless of their decor. Your emptiness is pathetic.

You have traveled globally and you are still on Jonathan's $10 per post internet e-worriors crew.

Politics › Re: 'NUC Declares Aisha Buhari’s Certificate Fraudulent' - Nigeriantimes.ng by simpleseyi: 4:38pm On Feb 22, 2015

Please what of Buhari's father? Is his certificate fake also? Jonadunce and his boot-lickers are losing every minute. Soon, they will have nothing to lose again but their misery lives.

What is my business with Buhari's wife's certificate? Is she contesting for any position? Buari has said that there is no provision for office of the first lady in the Nigeria Constitution, so that billions that imPatience Jonathan has been siphoning will be blocked. So, why the noise about Buhari's wife? Is she contesting for first lady position with imPatience Jonathan? Jonadunce and his e-worriors are scared of everything, even scared of Buari's wife.

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Politics › Re: Aminu Kani, Jigawa PDP Gov Aspirant Defects To APC by simpleseyi: 4:33pm On Feb 22, 2015

Goatluck Egbere Jonadunce postponed the election in order to try and tell Nigerians more lies and deceive us once again to vote for him and his looting crew. But, that was a costly mistake. Several online pools even the ones done by AIT, Reno Omokri and other pro-GEJ showed that GEJ would have gotten about 25% if election was conducted on Feb 14, that was why GEJ forced INEC to postpone the election. With the way things are going, GEJ will get less than 15% votes when election is conducted on March 28. This is so because, by that time, there will be only 10 people left in PDP. The unfortunate 10 will be Mr GEJ, Mrs GEJ, Edwin Clarke, Asari Dokubo, Godswill Akpabio, Tompolo, Tony Anenih, Ngozi Okonjo-Iwealla, Stella Oduah and Deizani Alisson-Madueke.

Even current PDP chairman Adamu Muazu, Buruji Kashamu, Gbenga Daniel, ex-convict Bode George, DSP Alams and others would have gone to beg Tinubu, Obasanjo and Buhari to take them into APC.

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Politics › Re: GEJ Tackles Obasanjo: ‘Your Utterances Ridiculing Nigeria, Scaring Investors’ by simpleseyi: 4:23pm On Feb 22, 2015

Please don't say "GEJ Tackles Obasanjo" again. GEJ has been going around prostrating for everyone asking everyone to help him beg Obasanjo. GEJ has been calling Obasanjo his "father". And you and fellow evil wishers like Fayose, Doyin Oku-igbe, Edwin Clarke e.t.c has been calling Obasanjo names even when your oga at the top, the clueless one, Nigeria's punishment for offending God, Goatluck Egbere Jonadunce has been weeping and crying for Obasanjo's forgiveness.

Politics › Re: Zahra Buhari And Dele Momodu Pictured Together In London As They Support Buhari by simpleseyi: 3:39pm On Feb 22, 2015

vjsmiles:
Dele be looking like an overfed pig undecided .... Are there no gyms over there in London?

Dele Momodu is using the same gym as Doyin Oku-igbe your presidential spokeman.

Romance › Re: She Is Madly In Love With Me But She Has A Daughter. Pls Advice by simpleseyi: 3:24pm On Feb 22, 2015

bid4rich:
She is 29years old, she has a 3 year old daughter by mistake but madly in love with me and she want us to get married this year. Though she is a good and loving person and I dnt see her giving me problem but im afraid of going into this affair with her.

Please, advise accordingly from the abundant of talent and experience God has given to you cos I dont want problem I cannot see.

Thanks

You drive a second-hand car. You wear second-hand shoes. You wear second-hand clothes. You use second-hand electronics in your house. You use second-hand mobile phones. Your furniture is also second-hand. Now, you want to marry a second-hand wife. Shey na curse dem curse you with second-hand things?

One of my neighbours had a child with a lady some years back. The lady is now married to an Actor. This my neighbour still sleeps with the lady despite being married. They both claim to meet in order to discuss their child's future and they end up fvcking each other all the time. If there is no other lady in Nigeria for you to marry, better turn to gay.

Politics › Re: 'Fayose Hired People To Monitor Buhari's Movements In London' - Garba Shehu by simpleseyi: 3:14pm On Feb 22, 2015

Don't blame Fayose, if I were in his shoes (God forbid), I will do the same. Prison is not a good place to stay. Remember that Fayose was impeached the other time for 1.5 billion naira fake poultry project. Do you want Buhari to bring up the case and use that to send him to 200 years imprisonment? Fayose is fighting for survival. If and when Buhari is sworn in, Fayose will run to America and do a plastic surgery to change his face to something else so that he wont be recognised. That is the only thing that can save Fayose from prison. Because even if Fayose runs to the moon, Buhari will employ astronauts to bring him back to Kuje or Kirikiri prison, remember Umaru Dikko that ran to London in 1985, Buahri got Israeli security agents to package Umaru Dikko back to Nigeria.

The same thing is awaiting Jonathan and his co-looters.

Politics › Re: Buhari To Speak At Chatam House On Thursday - Premium Times by simpleseyi: 3:11pm On Feb 22, 2015

doctokwus:
I don't put anything beyond that Fayose.That man is obviously so scared of a Buhari presidency and his own future,he has gone psychotic and can therefore plan the unimaginable.

Politics › Re: Obasanjo Is A Father To Me And I Am His First Political Son - GEJ by simpleseyi: 1:29pm On Feb 21, 2015

Nashoji:
even after the name, he still remain your president. for you to hate the president like this, none of your generation will attain to the level of village meeting chairman not to talk of local government chairman because God cant give what you hate.

Why are you cursing your generation? The way you going, I think you are the next person that Jonathan will sacrifice to his cult group. Remember he already sacrificed his uncle, his half brother, his mother-inlaw, just recently some Bayelsa women, even his wife before he begged the cult group and they then replaced her with some nonentities like you. You are the next sacrificial lamb.

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Politics › Re: General Buhari's Plan To Secure Nigeria by simpleseyi: 1:24pm On Feb 21, 2015

datguru:
Buhari has no plan, let's stop deceiving ourselves and allowing an illiterate deceive us .
His only plan is to call his boys ( boko haram) to order once he assumes office which will never come to pass. should buhari loose, the worst should be expected from boko boys

GEJ until someone comes with a better plan

Well, if Buhari's only plan is "to call his boys (boko haram) to order", I think that is okay by us. All we want is to stop the killing. Jonathan through is incompetent aides once had several meetings with a group of illiterate almajaris who pretended to be Boko Haram, these almajaris deceived Jonathan and his aides for several months promising nothing and achieving nothing.

Let me remind you that Buhari once crushed the Maitasines in 1985 who were like today's Boko Haram. Buhari also pushed the Chadian rebells far into Chad region when the Chadian rebells tried to invade Nigeria. Not like now where Cameroonian police and touts are invading Calarbar every day and Boko Haram has created their own country inside Nigeria.

Politics › Re: Commisioning Of Unit 6 (1320 MW) Egbin Power Station -live On Nta by simpleseyi: 12:56pm On Feb 21, 2015

I want light in my house. I am not interested in using generator to watch our president commission refurbished power projects. Give us light. Gaskia. I don't care how you do it. If you can steal the moon, the sun and all the stars from God and use it to give us light, It is okay by me. I just want light and not power projects that don't produce light.

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Politics › Re: Jimi Agbaje's Statement On Governor Fashola by simpleseyi: 12:51pm On Feb 21, 2015

JK is Just Kidding.

Politics › Re: Obasanjo Is A Father To Me And I Am His First Political Son - GEJ by simpleseyi: 12:48pm On Feb 21, 2015*

garrix8:
Jonadunce, so you father is a motor Park tout...

What a son Jondaunce Goatluck is! A son calling his "father" a motor pack tout. While FFK, Doyin-Okuigbe, Ayo Fayose, Edwin Clarke, Asari Dokubo are masturbating over Obasanjo's tearing of PDP card, their oga at the top Mr Goatluck Jonadunce is prostrating all over Yoruba land asking everyone to help him beg his "father", the most hated Nigerian, the real evil genius, the evil spirit that eats fried rice (Irunmole to nje fried rice), the real political motor pack tout. The indispensable evil, Baba Iyabo, Ebora Owu (the Owu evil spirit).

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Celebrities › Re: Flavour Shares A Pic Of When He Was A Cute Boy... by simpleseyi: 11:56am On Feb 21, 2015

simplemach:
Flavour gollibe. If this guy were to be a politician, he will be as great as GEJ and the likes of Nelson Mandela. So proud of him.

Only a product of a failed educational system will put GEJ and Nelson Mandela in the same statement without inversing their attributes.

Romance › Re: I Cooked Better Than My Virgin Girl, What Should I Do? by simpleseyi: 11:52am On Feb 21, 2015

demelza:
This is a sarcastic post.
Why the emphasis on her virginity status?

Virginity should be celebrated. If you don't have to envy those that have it.

Celebrities › Re: Stella Damasus' Reply To Toyin Aimakhu's Mean Tweet (PIC) by simpleseyi: 11:35am On Feb 21, 2015

9jaBloke:
She's definitely not in Toyin's class. Wtf is #visadonexpire? Was she deported? People shud stay away from the internet when they are using.

Stella Damascus is far ahead of Tosin Aimaku in many ways. Let me list few.

1. Stella Damascus killed her first husband with her adultery, the silly boy died of heart attack among others. Toyin never kill no one except mosquitoes and rats.

2. Stella Damascus tried to drag the Punch's family who were her in-laws name in the mud after she killed her husband. Well wishers had to warn her that she cannot fight a Yoruba family except she wants to walk from Lagos to Paris with bathroom slippers. Toyin Aimaku respects her in-laws.

3. Stella Damascus second husband divorced her due to the same adultery which she cannot do without. Toyin is still happily married even when Toyin Aimaku's husband goes around sleeping with whores like Stella Damascus, Toyin still keeps her home.

4. Stella Damascus snatched Doris Simon's husband and because of the shame, Stella Damascus has to run away from Nigeria and only sneaks in at nights. Toyin Aimaku never snatches anyone's husband.

5. Stella Damascus has been hoarding Doris Simon's son. Toyin Aimaku is hoarding only kerosene and petrol.

Let me zip some ogoro from the one Jonathan Goatluck gave me, I will be back with more.

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Politics › Re: I’ll Free Lagosians From APC - Jonathan by simpleseyi: 11:21am On Feb 21, 2015*

jerseyboy:
CHANGE is coming ..... To LAGOS

Bus conductors give us change in Lagos everyday. Also Jonathan just gave us 10 Naira change on the selling price of a litre of petrol. That is enough for now. As for change of ruling party in Lagos, that will be after imPatience Jonathan proves and shows us Ojukwu's manhood still living on after his death while Bianca is not aware of it.

Politics › Re: Eight Prisons To Close In Netherlands Due To Lack Of Criminals by simpleseyi: 12:41pm On Feb 20, 2015

Can they move the prison structures to Nigeria? We need them here for Jonathan and his looting colleagues after May 29.

Politics › Re: Lagos Will Select Either Between Two Candidate by simpleseyi: 12:36pm On Feb 20, 2015

JK is really J ust K idding. Please tell him to go and give his great grand mother kerosene. IIIDDDDIOOOOT.

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Politics › Re: Commissioning Of 750MW Olorunsogo Power Plant: Showing Live On AIT by simpleseyi: 12:27pm On Feb 20, 2015

ugosonic1:
who said Johnathan is nt trying shld pls indicate.

He promised 10,000 Megawatts, not 750 megawatts, where is it?

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Celebrities › Re: Kuti Shares Throwback Picture Of His Mom And Her Jumbo-sized Weed…(PICS) by simpleseyi: 7:51am On Feb 20, 2015

Nonybb:
He could have also shown where her mum was having sex with fela. Untrained Child

My brother, I surprise say na person pikin be this? I child showing his mum picture committing crime. Some people still wonder why Buhari jailed Fela. Should Buhari have gone to Fela's house to smoke with him? Meanwhile, Fela is my hero.

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