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Cantankerous illiterate.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
one tin abt buhari and his thugs is dat dey don't know anytin on economic policies. Dey just wake up and start to shout change, children dat don't know history.

You are right my guy, Buhari and his thugs dont know anything about Economic Policies but they know how to make $1 less than One Naira in the year 1985 while your world bank trained fraudster Ngozi Iwealla and clueless Janadaft have made $1 = 210 Naira in year 2015

stabillo:
APC should explain thier relationship with JEGA ..
but seriously, Heavens won't fall if he's sacked/removed

Heaven will fall in Nigeria. If you are one of Jonathan advisers, advice him to remove Jega or Jagajaga and see how the military will come send Jonathan, Madam Sheppopo Piss, FFK, Fayose, Doyin Oku-igbe, Bode George, Musiliu Obanikoro, DSP Alams, Tinubu, Rotimi Amechi, Sule Lamido, Fashola, Amosu, Godwsill Akpabio, Adamu Muazu and other looters to military prisons. Then you will understand what IBB meant when he said "the military boys are boys to our boys".

RevDesmondJuju:
In less than 2 yrs they will be part of isis

They have already collected admission form to enroll at ISIS training school, that is why you should warn imPatience Sheppopo who advised you to stone anyone that says "Change". If you stone any of these guys, then your head could be on display away from your body in the next 30 seconds.

Okwori12:
Am beginning to wonder if TINUBU is the owner of lagos.. If it is political them I don't know, but from the list I saw today, most Lagos state government property are now own by TINUBU. Report says that TINUBU own 75% of lagos state properties.

That is great. Does Bola Tinubu has 94 hectares of land at Aviation Village in Abuja like Jonathan? If he doesn't then he should acquire more and surpass Jonathan so that when they two of them die, they will go to heaven/hell with some hectares.

Arysexy:
Piss? Teacher

Yes, she is Madam Sheppopo Piss, she can never bear the name Peace.

Arysexy:
Muslims? I never see this kind religion since u was born.

No moderate muslim

Your grammatical structure says it all. Were you in the same class with our first lady Madam Sheppopo Piss?

ezugegere:
I think Muslims need to sit down and think inwards.

I am a Muslim, unfortunately I think you are right. We Muslims need to sit down and think inwards. We thought Boko Haram is a result of poverty, how do we explain children of wealthy Muslims becoming terrorists? How do you defend your faith in the mist of stories like this?

Vibesking:
I know my mom fully well..
If I tell her to talk to her sis about her uncladiness, she'll start thinking that am having lustful thoughts towards her sis.
They read meaning to every slightest thing.

But bros, em .. em .. are you truly not having lustful thoughts towards your aunt? Say the truth, between you and I. Are you sure you have not started wearing a pant and a swimming pant at the same time in order to keep your hard and thick john thomas from being noticed while the pretty woman is walking unclad all round the house?

SuperModerator:
She has no brain and no womb
She is just an empty container

Sheppopo you see ya life? You don make the man talk wetin im no wan talk. In Africa, you don't mock a barren man/woman, but when the barren will not let other people's children and parents rest, then you have to put her where she belongs; and that is in the dustbin.

Of course, after the divorce. God punish devil.

Please DSS should also go and arrest Sanusi Lamido Sanusi the current Emir of Kano who once said that Jonathan and his co-looters have looted over $48 billion. If DSS can do that, then I will know that Doyin Oku-igbe is not a bastard and that FFK did not sleep with Bianca and that Ayo Fayose did not use pregnant woman for rituals in order to be governor.

Adamu Muazu is very right, the opposition is behind Patience Jonathan's inability to speak simple correct English statements. The opposition is behind Jonathan's drinking problem, Bola Tinubu get Jonathan drunk everyday. The opposition is behind Jonathan's out of wedlock children, Bola Tinubu forced Jonathan to sleep with another woman who is not legally married to him. The opposition is behind Jonathan inability to know that Stealing and Corruption are crimes against the society. The opposition made Jonathan to pardon criminals like Bode George and DSP Alams. The opposition made Jonathan to give license to Asari Dokubo and Ateke Tom snd Tompolo to be importing arms and ammunition into the country. The opposition hijacked and used Ayo Orishejafor's plan to smuggle money from Nigeria to South Africa in order to buy illegal arms.

But wait ooo, PDP current chairman who made the senseless allegation is named Adamu Muazu, that name sounds like Yoruba local name for cat - muzu .

jobinto:
These Hungry yulubas again.....

Please pardon the OP, I think he is FFK's younger brother and Ayo Fayose's cousin.

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can you connect with impatience Jonathan? I can do more than than the clueless one. Also please help reconnect FFK to Bianca, the guy's head needs to be buried inside her punny for a reset.

macpetrus:
Hmmm

Please

OREMUSSANCTUS:
No apc mad thugs will praise jona for dis, buh if its a bad road or any bad tin, dey start to fly in in their numbers to celebrate evil.

You don't praise a man for doing his job, you only commend him. If however, he doesn't do his job, you fire him . Has Jonathan been praising you for doing your job of $10 per post? NO, instead he has been commending you for helping him to spread falsehood.

Impressive statistics by Reno Omo Kirikiri, CNN Money, Bloomberg and KPMG. Unfortuantely, I dont eat statistics. I eat rice, garri, fish and meat. A 50kg bag of rice was about 5,000 naira during late Yar'Adua's regime, it is now about 10,000 naira in Jonathan's regime. A carton 12kg carton of frozen Croater fish was 4,200 naira during Yar'Adua's regime, it is now about 11,000 naira in Jonathan's regime. Now Reno Omo kirikiri is telling me about forged statistics. Let him go and eat the statistics together with the billions that they have been stealing. March 28th, 2015 is the date. #IHaveDecided

xxxoladevoxxx:
If you think GEJ caused tribalism in Nigeria, you've won the award for the biggest retard of all time...and by the way, its a free world, u can insult him, I even like it sef cos i know;

1 - You're father is a miserable (of course retarded), uneducated, disgusting looking prick
2- You're probably a product of rape from a gambari during the civil war
3- You're an annoying being ( just look at the way you typed your words)
4- Of course you're a prick
5- finally, you're a homosexual reptile (just pick one from the family of reptiles)



Now Who laughs best

Shey dis one too na somebody pikin? They probably did naming ceremony when this mumu was born. How can you be abusing someone's parents because he holds a contrary opinion to yours? How can you be cursing yourself just because someone said Stealing is Corruption but your paymaster thinks otherwise?

amakaobiemeka:
The clueless both should be working on ending their bareness

This is too harsh my brother, just too hard. But since Jonathan and his senseless aides have been wishing Buhari dead and mocking the old man for losing his daughter and wive some years back, a below the belt kick will remind them that we are all pencils in the hand of God.

buygala:
Marriage no be by force. .. but aboki no go gree hear word


For them, marrying a wife is like buying a ram for Sallah. ... The woman isn't to have any choice


Now the poor girl had no choice than to dispatch the groom to his ancestors

A fair court will just convict her for mere manslaughter, and give her a light prison sentence.... With a good lawyer, she might even walk free, depending on the circumstances of the case

Well, what do you say about the RCCG Youth Pastor Akolade Arowolo that killed his banker wife Titilayo Akolade. Was the guy forced to marry the lady also? Should the court free the guy also? Judge with your head and not with your heart.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/02/court-sentences-arowolo-to-death-for-killing-banker-wife/

I also think that your dad is right to have taken you to the psychiatric hospital, because i think you need a psychiatric evaluation. Your dad can never ever be wrong. Anything he does is very okay. If I were a police man and you come to the police station and ask me to come and arrest your dad, I will lock you up in an isolated cell, I will call your dad and inform him so that he wont be searching for you. After a month in detention without trail, I will hand you over only to a psychiatric doctor.

kasiem:
It's no longer debatable whether buhari is sick or not cos his wife and Joe igbokwe have both confirmed it. So, now if the pressure the apc people are forcing him to undergo inorder to cover their selfish interest causes this man to die, who would be blamed for this? Would the hausas be compensated by dropping osibanjo? In fact, what will happen?

Yes, Buhari will die one day, but that will be several years after you must have died, be buried and rotten in your shallow grave. Wish for others what you wish for yourself and your family.

rheether:
When the Yoruba women stop F**king other men outside marriage..

Is that why Ibo girls live permanently in hotels all over the world? Sleeping with men, dogs, donkeys, pigs all for money. From Lagos to Osun, from Kano to Maiduguri, from Delta to Rivers. Even from Italy to France, from Germany to Spain. Despite the severe punishment, Ibos girls are still in hotels in Saudi Arabia, Dubai, Iraq, Palestine. All you see is Ibo girls selling their rotten veegay.

Jonathan needs more young bloods to sacrifice to his cult group after burning some Bayelsa women in road accident. My blood bitter, more bitter than bitter leaf and alomo bitters. He should go and get more people from Bayelsa to sacrifice to his blood sucking cult.

kayce911:
I got an interview invitation last Friday with one newly established company around Airport road, Rukpoku, Port Harcourt(name withheld). I was over-qualified, and I answered their questions perfectly, but what shocked me was when the interviewer asked me what church i attended.

I proudly answered "Catholic". His facial expression changed and he said "whoever doesn't pay tithe can hinder the growth of a company."

He even tried backing his statement with biblical quotations.I was very shocked so I can't even remember all the crap he said.

I brought this here to tell Nairalanders what religion has turned our people into.

He did that to a fellow Christian? I am a Muslim, I don't and will never pay tithe. What would he have done if I were the one? Would have gotten me arrested? Please what does the holy books mean when the books say " Love thy neighbour as thy self" ? Did any of the holy books say "hate anyone that does not pay tithe"?

Though I am a Muslim but I schooled in Catholic Schools, so we were always in the Catholic church for the masses. To me, if you are not a Catholic then you are not a Christian. Catholics institutionalized Christianity, so if you preach anything that Catholics don't preach, then I will ask you where you got your own doctrine.

But wait ooo, don't Catholics pay tithe? Please don't confuse me, I am not drunk yet. Catholics pay tithe.

Dotwillis1:
Whats your Opinion? Do you find it cool?


Its no news that girls now mutilate themselves at an astouding rate, to a point where more girls now v tattoos than men.
Some girls will have multiple ear piercings, a tongue piercing, ni.pple piercing and even clit.

What kind of girl would be comfortable lying down half naked in public for hours while some fat dude jams a sharp needle into her skin?
Me think some of those girls with tatoos and/or piercings are slags who falls in and out of guys beds at a moment notice.

i can't commit to a girl with ink or metal on her body ..

So what do you think, Can you 'marry' such girl?

They are good bed mates. Most are very energetic and satisfying . No more, no less. Only Wizkid, Davido, Chris brown, Rick Ross e.t.c. marry such girls for few months and then jump to the next victim.

Is Fasheun now foreseeing what will happen tomorrow? This is Sorcery, it carries a death sentence in Saudi Arabia . Please tell him to keep the Sorcery to himself. God does not have a Secretary, so He does not speak through anyone but speaks Himself to His chidren. Fasheun is just NOT one of His childre.

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* He owned SEVEN properties in Britain*
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