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Politics › Re: Photos; Christian Militants Arrive Iraq To Fight ISIS by simpleseyi: 7:48am On Feb 20, 2015
Rich4god:
This is something I miss about the church of old... By now, the pope would have called for crusade against these terrorists...
So, you admitting that the church of old used to be a blood sucking organization like Al-Queda, ISIS e.t.c. Christianity has killed more people than Islam. Evil is Evil no matter the religion, race or sex doing it.
Nairaland General › Re: Pictures From Area Fight In Oshodi Today by simpleseyi: 7:45am On Feb 20, 2015
Please make nobody ask for AIG Mbu. Na person husband and father him sef be nah. Mbu knows fully well that the arranged chaos was a bait to lure him to Oshodi and be burnt alive by Oshodi touts. He will never fall for such bait. If them born him papa well make him show face. He will be burnt and buried same day "according to Islamic rights'
Politics › Re: National Assembly Severance Package To Gulp N2.8bn by simpleseyi: 7:42am On Feb 20, 2015
Poor National Assembly members. Some of them will curse their parents because of money. However, their own share of national cake is far less than the 9.3 billion naira Jonathan and Ngozi-Okonjo Iwealla approved for the purchase of cooking stoves for rural women. How foolish can a world bank trained fraudster called Ngozi-Okonjo Iwealla and the Otueke fisher man be. Most of these fraudsters will spend hundreds of years in prison when Buhari finally takes over, if you doubt me ask Jim Nwobodo that stole money not enough to buy a Peugeot (apology to our thieving president).
Business › Re: First Nigerian-made Construction Equipment In 18 Months – Muonagolu by simpleseyi: 6:56pm On Feb 19, 2015
asadike:
Yes! That's d never die spirit of ndi igbo. Igbos lead, others follow. Igbo kwenu o.
Yes, Igbos lead, while Ijaw, Itshekiri, Irhobo, Akwa-Ibom, Fulani, Kanuri, Tiv, Junkun follow. Yorubas are not in your category.
Family › Re: What If Your Husband Tear Your Daddy Slap??? by simpleseyi: 12:52pm On Feb 19, 2015
ABOMINATION !!!. I don't do anything that is abominable. As a married boy, Fours years in marriage and still counting and growing in love. My father-in-law is the best human being that God created. Not because he is my father-in-law but because that is truly what he is. So, the issue of looking at him in the face cannot arise not to talk of talking back at him. Even if for any reason whatsoever, he slaps me several times, I will just walk away. Afterall if my biological father slaps me what will I do?

Generally, my inlaws are great people, no one is a perfect being, but my inlaws are people you would be glad you know.
Politics › Re: Omidyar & Ford Foundation Financing Sahara Reporters To Promote Media Tyranny by simpleseyi: 12:00pm On Feb 19, 2015
Babaneh:
omokri and FFK will end up in jail after the emergence of GMB.... i hope they wont fly out as soon as the result is announced.

change we need...
Umaru Dikko that ran to London in 1985, Buhari sent Israeli security to package him into crate and extradite him before some other hiding looters informed the London airport authority then, if not Umaru Dikko would have gotten something like 5000 years imprisonment. SO, if you know someone who knows Omokri, FFK, Doyin-okuigbe, AYo Fayose, Asari Dokubo, Edwin Clarke, Deizani Alisson-Maduekwe, Stella Oduah and other thieves, better advise them to as soon as Buhari is announced as President and C-in-C, the looters should just go and hand themselves over at the nearest police station. This may make Buhari to reduce their imprisonment to just 500 years instead of the expected 5,000 years imprisonment. If they try to run to oyinbo land, the people's General shall give them the Umaru Dikko treatment and when they are finally extradited back to Nigeria. Their expected 5,000 years imprisonment shall be increased to 10,000 years.

If you think that I am joking, ask Jim Nwobodo that sole money not enough to buy Peugeot (apology to our president), Buari gave him 201 years imprisonment. Now compare Deizani Alisson-Maduekwe that stole and is still stealing money that can buy executive jets, her sentence is 99,000 years imprisonment.
Politics › Re: This Is Pay Back Time 4 Buhari 4 Killing My Father,Ambrose Ali's Daughter Says by simpleseyi: 7:59pm On Feb 18, 2015
clevvermind:
i will say it again. buhari is a killer and a terrorist.
You are right, he killed drug pushers and terrorized treasury looters. He is coming back to repeat the same thing. People like you who support treasury looters also need to be tried and jailed for aiding, abetting and supporting crime against the nation.
Politics › Re: This Is Pay Back Time 4 Buhari 4 Killing My Father,Ambrose Ali's Daughter Says by simpleseyi: 7:56pm On Feb 18, 2015
ogmask:
Ambrose Alli reburied his late parents years afte they died when he became govnr. He bought brand new beetle cars with state funds and threw the keys into the crowd atbthe burial ground. E don tey nija spoil.
Now, the ugly, bitter and broke daughter wants us to join her in crying a river. Please help me tell her that if she steals public funds like her father, she will end up like her father and if her children do the same, they too will end up like her father. So, it then becomes a generational thing. Several politicians were detained and tried and I can recollect that the then Lagos state governor was discharged and acquitted by the court just like some other sincere politicians then.

For those of you who said that Buhari did not jail Northerns, are Balarabe Musa, Abubakar Rimi, Umar Dikko ibos or ijaws. Even Ebele Goatluck Jonathan complained during one of his senseless campaigns that he will not put looters that run away from Nigeria in create and extradite them back to Nigeria like Buhari did to Umaru DIkko. Is Umaru Dikko now an Ikwerre or Akwa-Ibom man?
Politics › Re: Director Jailed 2yrs For Stealing N33bn Pension Fund Freed On N250,000 Fine.. by simpleseyi: 5:36pm On Feb 18, 2015
Is this Stealing or Corruption? Worry not my people, the people's General will re-try him after May 29 and hand him at least 1000 years imprisonment. Ask Jim Nwobodo, he was sentenced to over 200 years imprison just because he stole money not enough to buy a Peugeot in 1984 (apology to our dear president Jonafool).
Politics › Re: Pro Obanikoro Storm National Assembly by simpleseyi: 5:32pm On Feb 18, 2015
aljharem:
Again we have too many idiots on nairaland

These protest is voluntary and the people were not paid or was it you that gave them the money ?

Fooolish generation that have sold their soul to Tinubu and his empire.

Apc should leave Obanikoro alone. He has rejected apc because he is a man with conscience unlike gbawe and co that received money from atiku to lie to us.

Obanikoro has put himself in a prime position and thus Tinubu is scared of him
This one too na person pikin? Wetin your parents go dey think now? Had they known....
Family › Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by simpleseyi: 4:59pm On Feb 18, 2015
I am sure that if my wife tries that through the influence of ogbanje or mammy water spirit because I know my wife will never image that when she is in her right senses. If however, she does, I am very sure that I will be going to check on her everyday for about a month at the general hospital because that is where my mother will send her to. Mi oni iya osi (I don't have a mumu mother), you can ask iya Mukaila and iya Bose what my mother did to them in 1806 that lead to the Yoruba civil war.
Politics › Re: Prof. Solomon Olamilekan Dies Of Stiff Neck by simpleseyi: 2:19pm On Feb 18, 2015
tit:
tinubu again!
he will kill people SW people finish.

Prof Olamilekan was a very good man.
He couldnt hurt a fly!
I always wonder why he went into politics?
He was not the rough type.
God will punish tinubu and all killers!
Na like this craze dey start. Hold this nigga before he bites someone.
Politics › Re: COULD THIS BE WHY THEY DO NOT WANT ELECTIONS TO HOLD? (pix**) by simpleseyi: 7:25am On Feb 18, 2015
OREMUSSANCTUS:
Can anytin good come out of islam? Boko haram, ISIL, hamaz, hezbolah, al shabaab, al queada, taliban, houthi, etc all muslim faithfuls fighting for d cause of moon god and muhammed(jihad). And a bastard open his mouth dat a christian president will be behind dem? Imagine, d depth of ya foolishness. Even wen jona was killing dis muslim maggots buhari claimed dat jona was killing his people. Boka haram is backed by muslim and d north buh dey will only end up killing demselves, congregation of pigs.
And this one sef na person's pikin. I hope your parents did not waste money for your naming ceremony.
Politics › Re: Everyone Must Read This by simpleseyi: 7:19am On Feb 18, 2015
Buhari is upright but has many corrupt people around him. Jonathan said stealing is not corruption. Jonathan is very corrupt and have stinkingly people around him including his wife. Please choose one.
Politics › Re: I And My Family Have Changed Our Minds After Listenning To Prof. Osinbajo. by simpleseyi: 2:27pm On Feb 17, 2015
obamartins:
Its easier said than done, this Guy will be rendered impotent if Buhari wins, the Kastina mafia takes over GMB's government and Osinbanjo will as useless as the "P" in Psychology. GMB can never allow yorubas be the core of his kitchen cabinet and those are the decision making body in any government in Nigeria. So spare me all this "beautiful manifesto" the hausa/fulani man doesn't care, for him, it's all about grabbing power from an infidel.
I thought you PDP e-warriors earlier said that Bola Jagaban Tinubu is telly guiding General Buhari, now you are saying the Katsina mafia will take over his government. I am not surprised anyway because Namadi Samboribodo went to the North to say that APC is a Christian party whose vice-presidential candidate owns about 5000 churches and is planning to Christianize Nigeria, the same brainless Samboribodo and his fellow nonentities have been telling Southerners that APC will Islamize Nigeria.

By 28th March 2015, the card carrrying members of PDP will not be more than 10. Mr & Jonathan, Asari Dokubo, Government Tompolo, Edwin Clarke, Stella Odua, Deizaini Allison-Maduekwe, Ngozi Okojo-Iwealla, Aruman Oteh and Doyin Oku-igbe.
Politics › Re: Bode George Carrying Jimi Agbaje At His Back In A Hilarious Advert (Photo) by simpleseyi: 7:07pm On Feb 16, 2015
Taylor86:
PDPPPPPPPPP............power APCCCCCCCC....... shame....b4 I 4get i dey for dream last night buhari die...dnt get it twisted my dreams always come tru... buhari RIP In advance
Yes, your dream will come to pass, Buhari is going to die, but that is several years after you must have died and be buried because Buhari still have many more years to spend on earth. Long Live the people's General. Long Live GMB.
Politics › Re: Ex-president Shehu Shagari Ask Muhammadu Buhari To Quit Race-now! by simpleseyi: 8:08am On Feb 16, 2015
Shehu Shagari does not want history to repeat itself on his family. Buhari put Shehu Shagari in house arrest in 1984. Now, Shehu Shagari's son named Muktar Shehu Shagari has been in Jonathan's government for several years embezzling and looting the treasury together with chief looter called Jonathan, do you want Buhari to jail Shagari's son again. Haba make na too fear God nah. So, I understand Shehu Shagari's predicament. But, it is rather too late Muktar Shehu Shagari who is the ex-president Shehu Shagari's son is just on his way to prison because Bhari has already won March 28 presidential election, Buhari is just waiting for the swearing-in, thereafter, Muktar Shehu Shagari and other looters will be heading to jail. Like father, like son. May bad history not repeat itself in any of our families, Amen.
Politics › Re: Graphics Photos From Today's Explosion Scene In Damaturu by simpleseyi: 6:44am On Feb 16, 2015
Onyejiuwaokoh:
The black spot on her fore head signifies her prayerfulness and constance in hitting it on the ground inform of
prayer. Boko haram is 100percent moslem, even ardent one.
Little by little, your hatred for Islam is leading you to early grave. Boko Haram is evil and all must condemn it. Those that transported your forefathers to Europe and America with hands and legs chained as Slaves were Christian Missionaries who used the Bible to cover their evils plans. This does not make all Christians evil. Adolf Hitler was a Christian, Benito Mussolini was a Christian. Saddam Hussien was a Muslim. Idi Amin Dada was a Muslim, Abacha was a Muslim. Joseph Stalin was a Christian. Mao Zedong killed about 70 million Chinese, he was neither a Christian nor a Muslim. Evil people are everywhere regardless of their religion or race and I think you are one of them.
Crime › Re: Tenant Arrested For Murdering Landlord Over Rent by simpleseyi: 6:34am On Feb 16, 2015
I thought Jonathan's Minister of Housing and Urban Development said that PDP has built houses for all Nigerians and foreigners alive.
Politics › 12 Things Most People May Not Know About Buhari by simpleseyi(op): 7:46pm On Feb 13, 2015
Major-General Muhammadu Buhari is scheduled to face incumbent President Goodluck Jonathan in Nigeria’s presidential elections on March 28, 2015. Buhari is the candidate for the new All Progressives Congress (APC) party, formed last year as the result of a merger between four opposition parties. Read on for an inside look at the opposition candidate’s previous leadership history, and his platform for the upcoming election.

1. Buhari undertook military training in three countries

Having received the bulk of his education in Katsina, a town in northern Nigeria near the Niger border, before beginning military training. In addition to attending the military training school and military college in Kaduna in northwestern Nigeria, he also received training in Great Britain (Officer’s Cadet School, Army Mechanical Transport School), India (Defence Services’ Staff College), and the United States (United States Army War College).

2. He continues to defend his military coup

In October 2005, he defended the military coup he led in on December 31, 1983, when he deposed the elected civilian government of Alhaji Shehu Shagari, “The military came in when it was absolutely necessary and the elected people had failed the country.” He further said, “It is up to the people. If you choose correct leadership, there won’t be any need for the military regime.”

3. Over 500 officials were jailed during Buhari’s 20-month stint as leader

As a part of his campaign against waste and corruption, Buhari sent 500 politicians, officials, and businessmen to prison. While some praised his attempts to make Nigeria’s government more accountable, others saw it as the tactics of a repressive military ruler.

4. Buhari’s “War Against Indiscipline” (WAI) stretched beyond anti-corruption measures

The campaign that became the cornerstone of Buhari’s tenure as leader in the 1980s, Nigerians were forced to form orderly queues at bus stops (under the watchful eyes of soldiers wielding whips, with orders to use them on anybody who became unruly. Civil servants who were late for work were forced to perform frog jumps as a form of humiliation, and journalists were jailed under restrictive decrees on press freedom.

5. He was imprisoned for 40 months following his leadership

Buhari was deposed in a palace coup led by General Ibrahim Babangida on August 27, 1985. He was imprisoned for 40 months following the coup, as the new leaders felt he had not made the restoration of civilian rule a priority. He had also lost much popular support, as people protested the austerity measures, declining health care services, and worsening economic conditions.

6. Buhari’s economic principles and political ideology continue to be referred to as Buharism

In his efforts to get Nigeria’s public finances back in line, Buhari’s government curbed imports into the country, refused to devalue the Naira, curtailed oil theft, bartered illegally bunkered crude oil for needful goods, and more. While many praised the government’s successfulness in reducing inflation, many of the changes also resulted in widespread job losses and business closures, lowering living standards for many.

7. He has run unsuccessfully for President of Nigeria on three occasions

Buhari ran in the 2003, 2007, and 2011 presidential elections in Nigeria, but was unsuccessful in his campaign on each count. In 2003, he lost to the People’s Democratic Party nominee, President Olusegun Obasanjo, by a margin of over 11 million votes – while there were some allegations of fraud, courts found that the level of proven electoral fraud was not sufficient to have affected the outcome of the election. He lost to Umaru Yar’Adua in 2007, winning only 18% of the vote, and again in 2011 to current President Goodluck Jonathan, earning just over 12 million votes, to Jonathan’s nearly 22.5 million.

8. He has been accused of having a hand in post-election violence in 2011

The Nigerian human rights group, the Northern Coalition for Democracy and Justice (NCDJ), have asked the International Criminal Court (ICC) to bring charges against Buhari for his alleged role in the violence that followed the 2011 presidential election. 800 people were killed, and churches and schools destroyed, during the course of the three days of riots following President Jonathan’s victory. The NCDJ has accused Buhari’s party of systematically targeting non-Buhari supporters in instances of murder, torture, and rape, though the All Progressives Congress party has denied all claims.

9. Buhari is running on an anti-corruption platform

Continuing his commitment to stamping out corruption, Buhari has focused his 2014 campaign on corruption measures, also pledging to tackle growing insecurity in northern Nigeria with the Islamic insurgency. But while many agree with his position on corruption and see his military expertise as the answer to ongoing violence by the Boko Haram, many question his ability to direct policy and the day-to-day of political life.

10. A loss by Buhari would most likely lead to much anger in the north

Due to Nigeria’s vastly diverse ethnic groups, an unwritten agreement has ensured that power rotates between the Muslim-majority north and Christian south every two terms – an agreement that was undercut with President Jonathan’s primary victory in December 2014, leading to dozens of ruling party legislators defecting and losing the People’s Democratic Party’s majority in the lower house of Parliament. Should Jonathan win again in February 2015, it will exacerbate the perception that power in the country has become concentrated in the oil-rich south.

11. Buhari has accused Jonathan of failing to contain the Islamic uprising that has killed thousands

Buhari has accused Jonathan and his administration of incompetence, and of being too weak to control the Islamic uprising in northern Nigeria and the ongoing violence carried out by the Boko Haram. He has perpetuated his reputation as a disciplinarian and ruthless military leader that would be able to contain the Boko Haram’s activities. -

12. He was one of two private African individuals to be invited to Barack Obama’s inauguration

Demonstrating the respect that Buhari commands on the international level, he was one of two private individuals invited by the White House to Barack Obama’s inauguration ceremony.


SOURCE: http://afkinsider.com/81720/12-things-didnt-know-muhammadu-buhari/
Politics › Re: The Great Oba Of Benin Is Dead by simpleseyi: 5:57pm On Feb 13, 2015
ambrosini593:
Apostle suleiman prophecy
So, your Apostle predicted the death of a 92 years old man. Well, I am also predicting the death of our 110 years old village head. NONSENSE !!!
Family › Re: Assault: Landlord Slap His Sis Inlaw And His Wife. by simpleseyi: 4:28pm On Feb 13, 2015
Dear OP, I am sorry that your friend is a sisie and not a man. By this time, I don't expect your friend to call you, instead, I expect that your friend's wife to be the one to call you, pleading that you should come to the police station to help bail your friend because he has been locked up by police for beating his landlord to comma.
Politics › Re: We’ll Kill 20 For Each Police Life Lost During Elections — Police AIG Mbu by simpleseyi: 1:15pm On Feb 13, 2015
I hope this nonentity's burial has not been finalized. Jonathan wants to kill Mbu for supporting PEJ too much, that is why Jonathan posted him (Mbu) to the jungle. I advise Jonathan to post Mbu to the far North where he (Mbu) can be buried same day "according to Islamic rites" and save the NPF and Nigeria scarce funds.

Bring it on Mbu, we the Lagos and Ogun residents and indegenes are ready for you.
Politics › Re: Buhari Accepts Bible Gift At Meeting With Northern Christians by simpleseyi: 6:18pm On Feb 12, 2015
Gboliwe:
People like Maclatunji will not see this hypocrite and his hypocrisy
Where is the hypocrisy in this? Buhari collected a bible as gift, is that hypocrisy? You need your brain examined. I am a Muslim, I am sure you all know that Muslims are beyond intimidation. I went to catholic schools and I had an 'A' in WAEC bible knowledge. I know the bible more than most church goers, but do I believe the bible? I am not sure. Little truth, so many lies, how do I separate the many lies from the little truth therein?
Politics › Re: Security Operatives Surround Garba Shehu, APC Campaign Spokesman’s Residence by simpleseyi: 3:57pm On Feb 12, 2015
If Goatluck Jonafool is not a bastard like Doyin Oku-igbe, let him deploy troops to the people's General Buhari's house. You will all know what IBB meant when he said "the military boys are boys to our boys' . Then I will start counting how many days/nights that Goatluck and Sheppopo Jonafool have left in Aso Rock.
Politics › Re: Security Operatives Surround APC Campaign Spokesman’s Residence by simpleseyi: 11:33am On Feb 12, 2015
If Goatluck Jonafool is not a bastard like Doyin Oku-igbe, let him deploy troops to the people's General Buhari's house. You will all know what IBB meant when he said "the military boys are boys to our boys' . Then I will start counting how many days/nights that Goatluck and Sheppopo Jonafool have left in Aso Rock.
Politics › Re: Why I Will Not Islamise Nigeria -buhari by simpleseyi: 8:15am On Feb 12, 2015
Orunto:
Who is worrying? Islamize Africa if God permits. Infact islamize the Universe and we all wait for God's reaction. Even your talking is pompous. You talk as if the electorates and your shadow VP are your underlines. God hates the proud.
Is he more proud than imPatience Jonathan that calls everyone her child even her mother's age mates. Rotimi Amechi is her son, Nyesom Wike is her son. Godswill Akpabio is her son. All state governors and their wives are her sons and daughters even Jonah Jang who is older than imPatience Jonathan's mother.

Well, maybe because she has no biological children (according to rumour mongers), that is why she has adopted everyone as children.
Politics › Re: Bayelsa PDP Suspends Chairman Over Diezani’s N40m Gift by simpleseyi: 8:06am On Feb 12, 2015
Please is this Stealing or Corruption?
Politics › PHCN FAILURE - Tricyclist Falls Into Soakaway While Starting Generator by simpleseyi(op): 7:10am On Feb 12, 2015
Tragedy struck in the Mushin area of Lagos State after a 35-year-old tricycle rider, Olalekan Salisu, fell into a soakaway in his house and died.

He was said to be starting his small generator on the soakaway around 9pm on Sunday when the slab covering the soakaway gave way.

The generator and the Ogun State indigene were said to have fallen into the soakaway.

Residents said it took about five hours before the victim, who was married with two kids, could be brought out. He was brought out dead.

Tension was still high on Wednesday when PUNCH Metro visited the scene of the incident, a two-storey building on Anipele Street, Olorunshogo, Mushin.

Our correspondent observed that two fresh concrete slabs had been prepared to replace the damaged one which was at the back of the house.

Faeces, said to have been drained out of the soakaway with pumping machines in frantic bid to remove the victim, were still in the gutters in the area.

Some of the deceased’s co-tenants, however, denied living in the house or knowing about the incident. They declined to talk to PUNCH Metro.

One particularly threatened to beat up our correspondent. One of the tenants, who did not identify himself, asked our correspondent to leave immediately.

He said, “Look, everybody is sad. The man that died here is young and his family has left the house for their home town after the incident. The landlord does not live here with us. If you want to get any information, come back when his family returns or when everybody is in a good mood.”

However, some residents of the area claimed that the tenants were trying to cover up what had happened in the house.

A resident, John Ademola, who said he was among those that attempted to save the victim on the night of the incident, explained that the tenants usually put generators on the soakaway which must have weakened the slab and caused the tragedy.

He said, “On that night, the man, who lived on the second floor, came outside to turn on his generator after a power outage.

“The generator, which was on the soakaway, started working and as the man was about leaving, the soakaway caved in and he and the generator fell inside.

“As he was going down, he shouted for help and that was what made people know that something bad had happened.”

Our correspondent learnt that all attempts to remove him proved abortive, until someone called men of the Lagos State Fire Service.

The firemen were said to have inserted pipes into the soakaway to drain the wastes after which the victim was brought out dead.

The Director of the Lagos State Fire Service, Rasak Fadipe, while confirming the incident, said a fireman, Joshua Akindele, descended into the soakaway to evacuate the victim.

He said, “The fireman went in with a sealing hook and a ladder. With the aid of the hook, he found the location where the victim was buried in the faeces. He then went into the basement of the septic tank using the ladder.

“He used a side of the victim’s shoulder to bring him up and tied a rescue rope over his body before drawing him up.It was a difficult situation.”

Fadipe warned people in the state to avoid using septic tank as a passageway or a facility for storage of generators, which could weaken the slabs and lead to avoidable disaster.

SOURCE: http://www.punchng.com/metro-plus/tricyclist-falls-into-soakaway-while-starting-generator/
Politics › Re: APC Full Of Toronto Certificate Holders – Sambo by simpleseyi: 6:20pm On Feb 11, 2015
oilyngbati:
APC=Muslims and they (APC/Muslims are not happy)

They’re not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Libya
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happy in Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They're not happy in Afghanistan
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
They're not happy in Lebanon
So, where are they happy? They're happy in Australia
They're happy in England
They're happy in France
They're happy in Italy
They're happy in Germany
They're happy in Sweden
They're happy in the USA & Canada
They're happy in Norway & India
They're happy in almost every country that is not Islamic! And who
do they blame? Not Islam... Not their leadership... Not themselves...
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!! And they want
to change the countries they're happy in, to be like the countries they
came from where they were unhappy.
Try to find logic in that ! JeffFox worthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine hero in for a living, but you have a moral objection
to liquor... You are a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but
you can't afford shoes... You are a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth... You are a Muslim
4. If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and
suicide...You are a Muslim
5. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad
against...You are a Muslim
6. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives
in your clothing... You are a Muslim
7. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
than setting off roadside bombs... You are a Muslim
8. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own
at least four... You are a Muslim
9.If you find this offensive or racist and don't forward it... You are a
Muslim!! --------------------
Buddhists living with Hindus = NoProblem
Hindus living with Christians = NoProblem
Christians living with Shintos = NoProblem
Shintos living with Confucians = NoProblem
Confusians living with Baha'is = NoProblem
Baha'is living with Jews = NoProblem
Jews living with Atheists = NoProblem
Atheists living with Buddhists = NoProblem
Buddhists living with Sikhs = NoProblem
Sikhs living with Hindus = NoProblem
Hindus living with Baha'is = NoProblem
Baha'is living with Christians = NoProblem
Christians living with Jews = NoProblem
Jews living with Buddhists = NoProblem
Buddhists living with Shintos = NoProblem
Shintos living with Atheists = NoProblem
Atheists living with Confucians = NoProblem
Confusians living with Hindus = NoProblem
Muslims living with Hindus = Problem
Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem
Muslims living with Christians = Problem
Muslims living with Jews = Problem
Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem
Muslims living with Baha'is = Problem.
Muslims living with Shintos = Problem
Muslims living with Atheists= Problem
MUSLIMS LIVING WITH MUSLIMS =BIG PROBLEM.
Shey this one sef na pikin? And your parents did naming ceremony when you were born. What a waste of spermatozoa. God punish devil. This is why Yorubas say that pregnant women should not roam the village at night or in hot sun. Evil spirits walk around at night and in hot sun, looking for pregnant women to enter their tummy.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Warns Of Coup, Isn't That Treasonable? by simpleseyi: 6:15pm On Feb 11, 2015
Yes, Obasanjo has committed a treasonable offense by reminding Goatluck Jonafool to respect the constitution of the country and not set the country on fire so that the military will not take over. If you nonentities are sure sons of your father, tell Goatluck to go and arrest Obasanjo. Then you will understand the statement 'OLD SOLDIER NEVER DIES'. You will also understand what IBB meant when he said ' we Generals will stand by one of our own'

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