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CelebritiesRe: See How Much Zlatan Ibile Won After Betting On Anthony Joshua by simplex2: 6:13pm On Dec 08, 2019
ednut1:
1.35 on 9ja bookies. He is lying
Got 1.38 from nairabet. Was very discouraging but I managed it like that. 38% returns within 45mins is not a bad venture .
CelebritiesRe: Cardi B Takes Nigerian Beer, Cries Out by simplex2: 10:20am On Dec 08, 2019
Advert for Guinness Breweries PLC.
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Vs Andy Ruiz Jr. II - Rematch (Live Updates) by simplex2: 11:31pm On Dec 07, 2019
OCEANMORGAN:
I am reporting you for land wastage or land grabbing.
You had to quote the 1diot? You both are just plain suckers!
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Vs Andy Ruiz Jr. II - Rematch (Live Updates) by simplex2: 11:14pm On Dec 07, 2019
Homiesjinxbank:
Joshua no fit fight? D idiot just dey run upanda for ring.. Wilder go finish AJ oooo
You obviously didn't watch any if Mayweather's fights
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Vs Andy Ruiz Jr. II - Rematch (Live Updates) by simplex2: 11:11pm On Dec 07, 2019
braimeddy:
Joshua won but i'm dissapointed. I was actually expecting a knockout
He has won his belts back! This is not kickboxing nor wrestling.
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Vs Andy Ruiz Jr. II - Rematch (Live Updates) by simplex2: 11:05pm On Dec 07, 2019
That's it! Joshua gets his best back. Whether boring or not, this his tactics and it has paid off.
RomanceRe: Hilarious Picture Of Man Who Suffered Erection In Wedding Photo by simplex2: 7:24pm On Dec 04, 2019
Someone had an erection, you said he "suffered" erection.
You do not suffer an erection as it is normal. You only suffer an erectile dysfunction.
RomanceRe: My Annoying And Funny Experience At A Friends House Today. by simplex2: 12:20am On Dec 02, 2019
Quick question; the room was already hot, did she have to lock the door that made her bf keep knocking?

No light, hot air everywhere, hot food and you lot still locked the doors, even though you had no intentions of staffing.

We too like suffer head for dis country aswear!
EducationRe: AAU Student and a Narialander shows off his appearance in Moot court (Photos) by simplex2: 12:13am On Dec 02, 2019
ThompsonJoo:
grin
Your choice of grammar for the thread topic is quite disturbing. Hope you are not the one in question because all the suit and tire will be in vain if this is how you write/speak in real life.
FamilyRe: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by simplex2: 11:51pm On Dec 01, 2019
Ego2:
@ op somethings can't just be explained.... if my mum's late younger bro could go back to his place of work after his death to work for two more years before they realised he was ghost, who am I to doubt such things anymore.
None of his colleagues came for his initial burial or what?
EducationRe: Which Of These Courses Should She Choose? by simplex2: 12:42pm On Nov 26, 2019
Please whatever you and your sister does, do not, do not, DO NOT take Physics even if it's on scholarship!

I don't have energy to explain.
EducationRe: Babcock Expels Student In The Leaked Sex Video by simplex2: 8:35pm On Nov 20, 2019
dazzlingd:
But what was her crime??
She swallowed the future president of the country!
SportsRe: Lille OSC Celebrates Osimhen After Scoring & Assisting For The Super Eagles by simplex2: 8:42am On Nov 18, 2019
Lille always in for Naija players; Osaze, Enyama, now Victor.
Quite a good testament.
CelebritiesRe: The Look On Chioma's Face After She Caught Davido Drinking Alcohol (photo) by simplex2: 4:22pm On Nov 10, 2019
udoakwa:
sweetheart u lack excuse for associating urself with drunks n smokers, no girl, i repeat no girl can push me to start drinking n smoking in this life
She didn't say there are no men that don't drink nor smoke; she said you guys that neither drink nor smoke are inherently wicked and I tend to support her view. Any guy that doesn't have a way of relieving stress or socializing is inherently a sadist.
CelebritiesRe: The Look On Chioma's Face After She Caught Davido Drinking Alcohol (photo) by simplex2: 4:20pm On Nov 10, 2019
Endorsed!

kestolove95:
If ur boyfriend or husband doesn't drink or smoke, fear him dey are dangerous and wicked
PoliticsRe: Akpabio In Dilemma As Appeal Court Rules Rerun In Essien Udim by simplex2: 1:30pm On Nov 10, 2019
Akpabio wont resign. His aim of joining APC and recontesting for Senate is with hopes of being the Senate president.
Now he can't be a senate president even if he manages to win, the national assembly is not as fascinating for him anymore.
PoliticsRe: Gov Ambode Primaries Election Press Statement by simplex2: 8:10am On Oct 03, 2018
Fake news.
PoliticsRe: Breaking: APC Headquarters Denies Cancelling Of Lagos APC Primaries by simplex2: 5:58pm On Oct 02, 2018
APC highlights the 'C' in Confusion!

Why are they overrulling and underrulling themselves? Isn't this supposed to be a primaries for internal democracy?

Na waoh!
PoliticsRe: Will Lagos State Deputy Gov And Other Commissioners Resumed To Office Tomorrow? by simplex2: 5:52pm On Oct 02, 2018
A governor cannot sack his deputy. It takes an impeachment process to remove a deputy governor. A governor can only sack his commissioners.

Meanwhile, his major adversary is still working under him in a politically appointed position; one wonders why he refused to sack him already.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Is Going Communist by simplex2: 6:07pm On Sep 25, 2018
Bump!

Posterity is staring boldly at some people right now!
SportsRe: Real Madrid Stars Show Off Their Awards At Training After The Fifa's Ceremony by simplex2: 6:01pm On Sep 25, 2018
Tonical:
Sorry guys...

What can I study with this result..... Maths C4,EnglishC6,MarketingE8,CRSD7,BiologyC5,Lit-in-Eng D7,GovtE8,CivicD7,EconomicsC6

Your advice is appreciated
Your papers are incomplete without 5 Credits. Good a thing you already have English and Maths. Just register for another SSCE and write it. It it just 1 year. Life is in stages and it is best you calm down and sort out this stage of your life before you jump to another phase. You may get an admission into a polytechnic for OND program now but in the future, you may need to further your education into degree or Msc and at that, you will need 5 credits.

It is just a year, calm down and get it sorted out before you regret much later.
PoliticsRe: Ali Baba Speaks On Kemi Adeosun’s Resignation Saga Over NYSC Certificate Scandal by simplex2: 8:57am On Sep 17, 2018
Most of these so called celebrities are actually dumb! Take a look at the trash alibaba just posted. Didn't he know that there's a difference between age of graduation and age of return to Nigeria? Even if Adeosun returned to Nigeria at the age of 100, as long as she graduated while below 30, the law states that she must serve.

And no, NYSC did not give her an exemption certificate because she obviously is not qualified for that since she graduated while belwo 30; she got it from crooked means.
CultureRe: Ghanaian Stunt Man Rises After An Epic Shameful Fall by simplex2: 12:10pm On Sep 06, 2018
iWasNotHere:
What's wrong with Nairaland sef. Is this a News ?
Very repugnant and distasteful! Lazy mods can't search the forum for more educative news or start one if they don't see. See the kind of trash on frontpage of an acclaimed biggest forum in the country; frontpage where, if it is kept sane, multinationals can pay to have some of their news feature on it.

Seun and lala and all the mods have gradually bastardised the forum.
PoliticsRe: Is Insertion Of Alpha Beta Consulting Justifiable In The Land Use Act? by simplex2: 4:48pm On Mar 08, 2018
Omooba77:
In as much as I respect your opinion; I beg to disagree sir. Who inserted it in the first place? If this was not made public; you and I wouldnt have known. Transparency is the law of equity. How many of such has passed under the bridge undetected? God save Nigeria.
Whats your point exactly? The OP asked if it is justified, he said it is not and you say you don't agree with him; then are you implying that including the deed which will favor a private company managing govt revenue without bidding is right?

This was the same way they included VisionScope in the new waste disposal law and passed it thru this same house of assembly. They tried it again but are now retracting because of the public outcry.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: FG Encouraging Insurgency By Paying Ransom To Criminals- Fayose Says by simplex2: 9:42am On Mar 08, 2018
I cant help but agree with you. We ended up emboldening and empowering these terrorists. Now they have kidnapped another set of girls.

If we must negotiate with them, then part of the deal must be a complete cease fire and total surrendering just like the case of niger-delta. But we just paid them for the girls and, just like a commodity seller, they have gone to get more girls for us to pay. Yet still, their are many more Girl's senior secondary schools in the north east for them to go and pick up more when we pay for these Dapchi girls.

Its a virtuous cycle of idiocy.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Is Going Communist by simplex2: 8:51am On Mar 08, 2018
Firstpage:
But what the OP is saying is, because Lagos is collecting land use charge, it is now a communist state, not the amount it charges.
That is his own grouse, mine is that the exponential increase is totally inhumane. A lot of properties in Lagos pay land use charge even up to date. Now you get an exponential increase which is totally uncalled for.

I don't owe property in Lagos but I know it will affect me because my landlord will most certainly transfer the bill to his tenants whether directly or indirectly.

Anyway., when we move to Ogun, we will notify our places of work of our new address and the tax will directly go to Ogun state. Shey you are aware that tax is paid on state of residence and not state of work place?
PoliticsRe: Lagos Is Going Communist by simplex2:
seunmsg:
Under the land use act, all lands belongs to the state. Individuals can only lease land from the state usually for a period of 99 years. So, it is perfectly in order for the state to collect rent on land leased to individuals.
You guys are myopic. Nobody is challenging the collection of land use charge; what sensible people are saying is that a 400% increase from status quo is unacceptable! What will you do if your landlord increases your rent from N300k to N1.2mil per annum? You will cry and wail and gnash your teeth. You know nothing!
PoliticsRe: Lagos Is Going Communist by simplex2: 8:36am On Mar 08, 2018
lol...I keep wondering what the praise singers of Ambode see in this govt that is making them proud of the governor.

He has exhibited high level incompetence yet nobody talks; like say na jaz him jaz them. Me, I don dey contact people for mowe-ibafo and Ifo axis incase my landlord increases our rent (which is inevitable, dude got like 480% increase in land use charge for the property so obviously, the bill is going to be transferred to we the tenants). So na to dey migrate to Ogun state na him sure pass.

Meanwhile, there are solid plans by Lagos govt to increase vehicle registration fee to N100k (from N30k). So inevitably, we will go to Ogun state to renew/register our vehicles if it finally materializes.

When 2019 reach, loud-mouths will start screaming Ambode or nothing.
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Eche Ikwo In Ebonyi State, Kill Many (Graphic) by simplex2: 10:24am On Mar 07, 2018
And it began...
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Insists On ‘Private Wedding’ For Daughter, Damilola Osinbajo by simplex2: 9:40am On Mar 06, 2018
This dude is a suspect.

If Buhari was still at the hospital and Osinbajo was acting president, I am sure he would have visited Dapchi, Rann, Mambilla and all violent flashpoint so far.

My question, why didn't he advise Buhari to visit these places all these while?

Then he is planning a low-key wedding after his oga has gone on a jamboree which back-lashed.

Something is telling me that Osinbajo is carefully looking out for himself and trying hard to build an image and at the same time, won't mind if his oga's image becomes tainted. Outshining your master has always backfired in this art-of-war.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: When Does Your Grade No Longer Matter To Employers? by simplex2: 8:00am On Mar 06, 2018
Only matters for entry level (Graduate Trainees), the damn thing was never in my cv anyway (yea...you guessed right, it was 2'2).

Once you started your first job and have more than 24 months experience, the thing has expired. What matters henceforth is your subsequent skills, certifications and achievement.

Personally, I would proudly bold the fact that I have a PRINCE2 certification 1 year ago than that I have a degree. Infact, educational qualification is second to last thing in my cv, just before the hobby and references.

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