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Christianity EtcRe: Gunmen Kill Worshippers At A Catholic Church In Ozubulu, Anambra State (Graphic) by simplex2: 12:16pm On Aug 06, 2017
Jacksparr0w1207:
How did human race become this callous and heartless? You idiots keep mocking the dead like you know when, how and where you will

May God have mercy on your souls
I pray such evil never be your portions
Dude chill abeg. I ain't mocking no one, and no God is gonna have mercy on my soul. If he is capable of mercy, he would have had it on those slain innocent souls. Heck, you guys happily tell us your God is going to burn us all in hell forever; this is exactly how it feels since you lost your sense of compassion thru your religion lies.
Christianity EtcRe: Gunmen Kill Worshippers At A Catholic Church In Ozubulu, Anambra State (Graphic) by simplex2: 10:49am On Aug 06, 2017
Zita55:
I pity your life!! It is you and your wretched family that looks malnourished!



I pray that you will end up like this!! Scallywag!!!

Retard creature!!
Hahahahahaha!!! Seems I hit a raw nerve. Babe, if you need some nutrition, why not hit me up and let me turn your life around. You really are malnourished and I fear that baby you carry may end up endangered.
Christianity EtcRe: Gunmen Kill Worshippers At A Catholic Church In Ozubulu, Anambra State (Graphic) by simplex2: 10:33am On Aug 06, 2017
Liftkid:
instead of sympathizing with the family of those that lost their lives you are here spewing trash
No amount of sympathy will bring back the dead. Rather, you should be concerned about the inability of God to prevent the attack of the enemy. Of course you will say God knows the best. It's your usual line of defense. If those lads stayed back at their houses, they would likely not end up dead today. If your God assembles people for them to be sluttered, then something is inherently wrong with it.
Christianity EtcRe: Gunmen Kill Worshippers At A Catholic Church In Ozubulu, Anambra State (Graphic) by simplex2: 10:27am On Aug 06, 2017
Ermacc:
Show some humanity
God didn't show any compassion on those that came to worship him? The almighty God, begining and the end, alpha and omega, I am that I am, the all knowing all loving omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent omnicapable omnipowerful omni-omni everything God?

Park one side my dear. If you as a human can show compassion on strangers, you need to ask the basic question why won't the all loving father show a little concern over his children. Just a little concern.
Christianity EtcRe: Gunmen Kill Worshippers At A Catholic Church In Ozubulu, Anambra State (Graphic) by simplex2: 10:04am On Aug 06, 2017
Zita55:
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Lol...u look malnourished in that DP. With big nose and thick lips that can pass for N200 kpomo. I hope that baby is not yours because we don't encourage child-bride in this part of naija.
RomanceRe: "Enjoying Night With My Wife" - Couple Has Gone Viral (photos) by simplex2: 9:37am On Aug 06, 2017
Why the fvck did u censor the nipple? Why are people this wicked? Even the owner of the nipple and her husband didn't censor it, why censor it here?
Christianity EtcRe: Gunmen Kill Worshippers At A Catholic Church In Ozubulu, Anambra State (Graphic) by simplex2:
Really? 150 people? Did they line up and wait for their turn to be shot?
Rip to the death, but this calls for some sober reflection as concerning religion.

why take them to mortuary when Jesus can raise then from the dead.
Christianity EtcRe: Man Was Inclined To Committing Sin Even Before Eating The Forbidden Fruit by simplex2: 7:59pm On Aug 05, 2017
The pertinent question should have been what was gods plan about the man and woman he created? Did he expect to just play around with the 2 naked toys until he is bored? What was the essence of creating two humans and keep them intellectually daft, no plans for procreation since they weren't to know what to even do and how to do it?

If you ask pertinent questions, you will discover that the creation story is as false as they come.

Anyway, if it were true, Adam would have finally gotten bored and eaten the damn fruit. After all, angels got bored and irritated with the style of leadership and revolted.
PoliticsRe: House On The Rock Church Branch In Abuja Is On Fire, Seriously Burning (Photos) by simplex2: 6:27pm On Jun 25, 2017
The other one at uyo collapsed and killed loads of people, this one is catching fire already.

Next time, stop building your 'house on the rock'.
PoliticsRe: My List Of The Best Igbo Presidential Prospects by simplex2: 9:45pm On Jun 16, 2017
1. Peter Obi
2. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala

For VP slot, I'd go with

1. Sam Egwu
2. Pius Anyim
Christianity EtcRe: I Want To Get Committed To A Church by simplex2: 11:06pm On Jun 10, 2017
It would be better you focus on self development. No church will ever give you rancour; you will keep pursuing that spiritual satisfaction until you become frustrated.

If God cares about you, he will reveal his hidden self to you and not through some churches that will rob you of your little money.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Does God Conceal His Identity? by simplex2: 11:03pm On Jun 10, 2017
And in the 3rd day, man made God in his image and in his likeness.

God is a man-made myth.
RomanceRe: My Landlord’s 16year Old Girl Is A Sex Monster by simplex2: 9:08pm On Jun 10, 2017
Edgar529:
I stay in Edo State benin City, if u know dat u re bored nd looking for someone to talk to just call me or text me on whatsapp 07016276955(ladies only)
So this is the reason you copied someone else work without crediting the person? To advertise yourself to the ladies as a macho man with plenty sex skills? Na waooh, bros u no try at all. Next time, try to be original.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UACN Calling!!! Management Trainee Scheme 2017 by simplex2: 9:03pm On May 30, 2017
Vivy:
Mr. 'Panel of Judges', I think you should read through my post again before you start exercising your fundamental human right. About the outsourcing firm, I am very positive about that information because I used to work there. Please, kindly correct me if you were selected.
Okk Ma. Have a nice life.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UACN Calling!!! Management Trainee Scheme 2017 by simplex2: 8:15pm On May 30, 2017
Xzbit91:
Thanks for clearing the air oga simplex

The bolded is on the website. I'd like to know if we have a say as to where we want to be posted or its arbitrary.
No sir, the various companies inside UAC has already sent in vacant positions they would love to fill so your name will be sent to them and you will get an offer letter from that particular company. But you can chose to reject such an offer but you have to give a cogent reason why you don't want that particular company. Eg, Grand Cereals (makers of vita feeds, grand vegetable oil etc) are not in Lagos. They have plants at Onitsha and jos, Livestock feeds have there's at ABA, Portland has theirs at Ewokoro (Ogun state). So if you are sent to any of those locations while you are residing in Lagos, you can reject and ask for another offer, citing family as your reason. But then, you will be paid a handsome relocation fee if you are needed in such locations. Grand Cereals will even offer you free accommodation for a couple of months until you settle down.

Apart from that I don't think there's enough reason to reject an offer. Those in sales are a bit flexible. They can operate from anywhere within the country and not necessarily from the location the head office is at.

Still available for more questions.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UACN Calling!!! Management Trainee Scheme 2017 by simplex2: 7:08pm On May 30, 2017
Xzbit91:
This is ridiculous. Wouldn't it be cheaper to get consultants and seasoned professionals to help them with ideas instead of getting ideas from a bunch of outsiders who may not have any idea of company workings and culture?
Of course there are loads of professionals to handle any problem in UAC. Infact, it may interest you to know that 2 of the board of directors of uac are presently serving as ministers in this administration; minister of budget and planning and minister of trade and investment.

She was just being graded.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UACN Calling!!! Management Trainee Scheme 2017 by simplex2: 7:04pm On May 30, 2017
@vivy, I believe the panel was scoring you while you addressed the key problem presented to you and not jotting down your points to use in solving the problem...lol. I don't know how you got to the conclusion that no one else was selected because you weren't called up. I still don't know how you got the info that another recruiting agency was paid N100k to bring in more people; I am not privy to such info. Infact, it may interest you to know that workforce charges millions of naira just for shortlisting you guys and organising the first exam.

The recruitment exercise is always a tough one, I don't know if people have been called up for medicals already. I believe the GSS and MT will resume same time. The last recruitment took a duration of 1 yr.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UACN Calling!!! Management Trainee Scheme 2017 by simplex2: 6:50pm On May 10, 2017
Derase:
SimpleX, I'd like to know if this GSS interview process is similar/same as the interview process management trainees would undergo?
Xzbit91:
Thanks very much, I'd like to know if this hardcore drilling will also be applied to GT
Lol @hardcore drilling. Don't expect anything easier. And fewer people are taken for MT.

Whatsup with those that did today? Hope it was smooth.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UACN Calling!!! Management Trainee Scheme 2017 by simplex2: 8:01pm On May 09, 2017
Guest2007, xzbit91, press005, kindly modify my post you quoted and remove my comments.
Thank you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UACN Calling!!! Management Trainee Scheme 2017 by simplex2: 7:54pm On May 09, 2017
Guest2017:
D point we r being asked "what your salary expectations are?"

I have my GSS interview tomorrow. Pls help asap
Well, the question may not come as straightforward as I wrote. I was asked what my present salary was and when I told them, the next question was why I wanted to leave where I was working b4. So u see, I wasn't literarily asked how much I was expecting. There's never a straightforward answer to that question incase it comes, but know that GSS is a scheme with a structured salary already so you are not going to negotiate for anything better than what is mapped out for the scheme.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UACN Calling!!! Management Trainee Scheme 2017 by simplex2: 12:16am On May 09, 2017
You are all welcome. Wishing you all the best.
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PoliticsRe: Everything You Didn't Notice In Buhari's Latest Photos - Ynaija by simplex2: 7:55am On May 06, 2017
Yea, I noticed he staggered a bit and the NSA boss was at a point trying to steady him. At another point, I also noticed buhari was extending his hand to greet someone who wasn't trying to greet him initially. I don't know what to make of it, he was also being Led around and not leading the crowd. Abba and mungono were always motionin him on what to do, which direction to take etc.

Bottom line, he is not healthy, but obviously not as sick as is being circulated on the media.

Wishing him quick recovery, but if it is by degenerating, then kindly hand in your resignation let osibanjo continue from where u stopped.
PoliticsRe: Folashade Oke Bought Ikoyi Flat With $1.6m Cash, Says EFCC by simplex2: 7:44am On May 06, 2017
sapele914:
Ignoramus every country in the world has an intelligence agency as long as you have consulates or embassys abroad you have career spies that work in the embassys gathering information. It will be very foolish to assume that cameroun,Niger,Benin and Chad don't have intelligence agencies or why do they have military attaches in their embassys?
I think I support the dude you quoted, although we need intelligence gathering, we don't need an agency for that. It can be a function of a unit in the dss. Establishing an agency for that creates an Avenue to siphon wealth, just like we have seen in this case. we know the kind of country we are in, and it's not like we are world super powers that needs to keep tab with activities of every other country. The only challenge we have is internal terrorism and this even started of Late.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is Immorality Common Among Some Men Of God? by simplex2: 11:14am On Apr 23, 2017
walls01:
not because God is a metaphor, but just like every other human that don't obey God, yes man don't delight in the words of God now look at the world carefully and see the fruit of disobedience
Was there ever a time man obeyed the metaphorical God? Even in heaven, he never had a firm grip of authority. Right now his so called son has died, did anything change?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is Immorality Common Among Some Men Of God? by simplex2: 9:27am On Apr 23, 2017
Because most of them are very aware of the fact that religion is a make-believe and no salvation exist anywhere and that God is a metaphor, sarcasm, simile or hyperbole. Pastoral duty for them is a means to an end, a career with its wonderful pecks.

So while you wonder while the pastors are becoming immoral, we know it's normal for every human being to lust after the flesh. No biggie, anyone can lust, there's nothing special if a pastor does it.

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