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Going natural is best, but most times, stress, age and improper dieting spoils all the fun for us. Get Re-youth capsules. Its not 100% natural but is sure more healthy. Start with one capsule per day, gradually reduce to 1 in 2 days. It reduces the window period (from 1st round till you are ready), helps in retaining ere'ction. Then while you are on it, take plenty garlic and ginger to go the natural way. Once you notice lots of improvement, drop the Re-youth capsules. sexymoma:With plenty fruits. The thing is, sex is not what we men think about all the time like you guys believe. We have to work hard through thick and thin to earn a living and most times, its not always easy to slice garlic, ginger and gulp it (not to talk of the stench that would envelope you all day due to garlic intake). Its not always easy to keep fit, not that we dont know how to do it, but sometimes, sex is just overated and we overlook our sexual health to take that chilled drink, puff some smoke and munch that burger that is laden with sugar. |
Silly brat. No be because you dey collect free food stamp na why you dey compete with rabbits for breeding. |
Have you heard of celebral malaria? That sh'it messes with your head mehn! |
Go into high population density areas to preach the gospel! Target state capitals and commercially viable areas; forget the slums, ghetos and poverty ravished regions. For god has already made them desolate lands and they don't need salvation. Come to Lagos sir, that is where the |
This is nice; the woman probably has a comprehensive insurance, so her insurance company will foot the bill of her car. So instead of letting the ar'sehole of a guy go scot free, she smashes his screen in pieces. I would have done more, smash the windscreen, headlamps, sidemirrors, bonnet and glasses. |
franklin000:Lol @your attempt at reverse psychology. So you think if you put it to me that I support the beheading, I will crawl to you on all knees pleading my innocence and try to prove to you that I don't support it? You are still a suckling child. Secondly, your religion is not the only religion in the country; deal with it! You have your gospel and churches, they have their own gospel and mosques, they don't come to your churches to preach to you; but you make it a point of duty to go to streets and neighborhood with loud speakers disturbing the public peace claiming to be evangelizing for Jesus. If you condemn them for fighting for their gods, why do you preach for your own gods and not let it preach for itself? Probably because you are instructed to go into the world and preach the gospel..., same way they are instructed to ... wage war on all those who do not believe in allah and his messenger... |
cktheluckyman:No, there's no amount of condemnation that will stop a muslim from beheading whoever they feel is insulting whatever they hold esteem: its their stock in trade, its not peculiar to the Nigerian muslim, its an international stigma. Is it logical? No! Will they stop? No! So what do you do? You avoid them and their wahala. Now this dude went to solicit for wahala... Ahmeduana:You have to understand the meaning of the word INCITE so as to appreciate the comment better. verb (used with object), incited, inciting.Thank me later. |
lol...if you like, turn logic upside down, your crime is not the name you gave to your dog; your crime is inciting violence and disrupting public peace. Na so the other woman go dey scream Jesus Saves in front of an Abuja mosque and she was beheaded. She no carry her Jesus saves remain for her church. If this guy had been beheaded, I am sure most of them supporting him now would have turned to accuse the police of insecurity. |
Pot 7: Manutd, Asec Mimosa, Pirates, Enyimba |
Silly attempt at justifying crime! You can blame the govt, blame harsh economy, blame everything you want, but some of us are working hard to make ends meet and earn an earnest living, while some cowards have taken to drugs, just to build mansions and intimidate their peers with the biggest cars in town. Yes, I am judging and I am not a fvcking christian so keep your "though shall not judge" sick quotation to yourself. That is how you people watch crime and encourage it despite claiming to be christians. Of course he will rest in peace, there is already a mansion in heaven for him since he must have repented before being executed. That is why I have always chosen to spend my eternity in hell, together with the likes of Bill Gates and Steve Jobs. You hypocrites can enjoy your haven filled with repented drug barons that destroyed many lives with their greed and lust for money. Rubbishhh!! |
jejemanito:And how has Nigeria used any of our advantage to get medals? Abi we no get River for Niger-delta to practice swimming? We no get beaches to practice beach volleyball? Even in games that doesn't require common sense such as boxing and weightlifting, we no get strength for those too? Your excuse and envy of Kenya is pathetic. Kenya is not the only country to have such geographical advantage: Eritrea, Ethiopia and Northern Sudan all have the same geographical advantage. Stop beefing. |
hakunajay:Lol...started hearing that since I was 12. I believe that's what they keep telling you too thereby puffing up your hope/faith. Tell me, how many times has he said hi? |
hakunajay:Hian! Na by force to go heaven ni? You should be concerned if you are among the 100k and you are here trying to scope me into your imaginative heaven. As per your God and his love, tell him to say 'hi'. Once he does, I'll start lobbying for a room self-con in heaven. Until then, leave me and my mansion in hell. |
Poor me in my coffin, all dressed up but nowhere to go. Agnosticism rocks! |
Has the limb grown already? And what's it with you guys and rap'e? Are we growing a limb or a dic'kk? |
So out of over 50mil Christians in Nigeria, only about 100k will make heaven? That's interesting, unfortunately they are not welcomed in hell because theres no space left, we agnostics and atheists have already booked all the spaces. We'll just give them matches, firewood and fuel to go start their own hell fire somewhere else. |
They become more angry when you seem to be doing good despitr your irreligious stand. They can't wait for God to strike you with one ailement or the other so they can shout allellujah and praise God for making a name for himself. Bunch of hypocritical lunatics ![]() |
Brain tumor is messing with your brain. Have you seen Gray's Anatomy? Katherine Heigl had same condition: was having sex with her dead fiance and even her flat-mates where hearing her moan. She was later diagnosed of brain tumor. |
naijadeyhia:When someone makes a statement of fact with nothing to back it up, he is literally pulling stuffs out from his a'sre. And...I'm agnostic, we are just lazy atheist who aren't interested in arguing with you theists. |
KingEbukasBlog:You mean the facts you pulled out from your nyash? Lol...you lot amuse me. |
blacksahara:This, right there is the endpoint: peace with oneself. As long as you are satisfied with your decision and it gives you peace of mind, go on with it. A word of advice, don't expect anything from God, you will be disappointed over and over again and it may lead to depression. Some of us are at peace with the fact that he doesn't exist [or not bordered with his existence/non-existence], so we don't get angry or depressed at situations around us. |
Na so dem dey target central location like MTN dey do those days. Nobody sites a business in an unfavorable location: you have to consider market availability, raw material availability, cheap work-force etc. ...Go into the word and preach the gospel, concentrate in urban areas, state capitals and high human density populations. Leave the poor and desolate in the desert lands to die of uncleanliness...they are very far from godliness... |
I talk am say that Lasifat jellof rice she give me last time dey taste funny. |
Ok doxx, you have made you're point; at this point, dragging it to the extreme would be a foolish adventure, people don't take it lightly when you mess with their believe. So I will advise that you quit the adventure and dn't go anywhere with them. But then, if you insist, then open a youtube channel, get an adsense account and start uploading the videos. You can make some cool cash from this risky adventure. So if you're not planning of making cool cash from this, quit now and stop risking your life. We all know their voodoo is fake. |
winner01:It's no secret that Bill Gates is agnostic and shares same view like most of us agnostics; never said he was an atheist so I don't know where you are getting your weird opinions from. Let me share my favorite quote of his in an interview as partains religion and theist believes; Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There’s a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning. http://hollowverse.com/bill-gates/ The rest of your points are just a mere rumbling of a starved kid. Fact remains that the man that runs the biggest charity organisation in the globe is NOT a Christian and leads a perfect normal life unlike what you shallow Christians would like everyone to believe that any one that doesn't believe in Christ is in crisis. |
Hope they didn't miss their target and chop-off OP's head instead. |
Welcome OP. Topestbilly:I don't understand why you christians have this feeling that atheists/agnostics are born out of the desire to sin? There is this thing called morality, love, meekness, sympathy etc and all those traits are not peculiar to christianity alone. Bill Gates foundation has touched more lives than any christian missionary both past and present. |
Pidggin:Yea, did evil prevail when the Jesus you claim to worship refused to sanction the stoning of Mary Magdalene who was caught in the act? Maybe you are more catholic than the pope, did Jesus err in refusing to stone Mary? Olodo rakpata! Pidggin:Sorry, I don't relate with shallow minded myopic hordes as you are clearly a primitive psychopath who needs to be watched else you will literary set a girl on fire because she had sex; something I believe you do as often but prefer to be hypocritical about it. Now run along, I am done with you. |
yeancahwunmi:Even the scripture you quote is written and compiled by men. Then they tell you is inspired by God. How do you use the bible to validate the bible? have you ever heard of the sin of blasphemy? Search your scriptures very well. The early church hanged a lot of scientist for what they considered as blasphemy. |


Lazy Atheist.