₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,331,404 members, 8,450,179 topics. Date: Wednesday, 22 July 2026 at 09:55 PM

Toggle theme

Simplex2's Posts

Nairaland ForumSimplex2's ProfileSimplex2's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 (of 27 pages)

FamilyRe: Men, Who Has Used Revive Or Adam's Desire Before? by simplex2: 2:41pm On Sep 07, 2016
Going natural is best, but most times, stress, age and improper dieting spoils all the fun for us.

Get Re-youth capsules. Its not 100% natural but is sure more healthy. Start with one capsule per day, gradually reduce to 1 in 2 days. It reduces the window period (from 1st round till you are ready), helps in retaining ere'ction. Then while you are on it, take plenty garlic and ginger to go the natural way. Once you notice lots of improvement, drop the Re-youth capsules.


sexymoma:
dem say make una dey chop ginger, garlic etc.. angry
With plenty fruits. The thing is, sex is not what we men think about all the time like you guys believe. We have to work hard through thick and thin to earn a living and most times, its not always easy to slice garlic, ginger and gulp it (not to talk of the stench that would envelope you all day due to garlic intake).

Its not always easy to keep fit, not that we dont know how to do it, but sometimes, sex is just overated and we overlook our sexual health to take that chilled drink, puff some smoke and munch that burger that is laden with sugar.
FamilyRe: 25-Year-Old Mother Of 9 And Her Cute Kids (Photos) by simplex2: 2:33pm On Sep 07, 2016
Silly brat.

No be because you dey collect free food stamp na why you dey compete with rabbits for breeding.
Christianity EtcRe: Lets All Arise And Pray For Our Vice President.. Osinbajo by simplex2: 2:22pm On Sep 05, 2016
Have you heard of celebral malaria?

That sh'it messes with your head mehn!
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Oyakhilome To Host Benny Hinn In Lagos. October 27 - 29 by simplex2: 2:20pm On Sep 05, 2016
Go into high population density areas to preach the gospel! Target state capitals and commercially viable areas; forget the slums, ghetos and poverty ravished regions. For god has already made them desolate lands and they don't need salvation.

Come to Lagos sir, that is where the money is word works.
TravelRe: Man Drives Female Driver To A Pole In Ikoyi (photos) by simplex2: 1:04pm On Aug 30, 2016
This is nice; the woman probably has a comprehensive insurance, so her insurance company will foot the bill of her car. So instead of letting the ar'sehole of a guy go scot free, she smashes his screen in pieces.

I would have done more, smash the windscreen, headlamps, sidemirrors, bonnet and glasses.
PetsRe: Joachim Iroko Who Named His Dog 'BUHARI' Speaks (Video) by simplex2: 11:45am On Aug 29, 2016
franklin000:
it's difficult to believe that some people still reason through their anus. You are indirectly implying that you are in support of the aweful act committed by inhumane northerners who slaughterd a woman preaching the gospel. Have a rethink
Lol @your attempt at reverse psychology. So you think if you put it to me that I support the beheading, I will crawl to you on all knees pleading my innocence and try to prove to you that I don't support it? You are still a suckling child.

Secondly, your religion is not the only religion in the country; deal with it! You have your gospel and churches, they have their own gospel and mosques, they don't come to your churches to preach to you; but you make it a point of duty to go to streets and neighborhood with loud speakers disturbing the public peace claiming to be evangelizing for Jesus. If you condemn them for fighting for their gods, why do you preach for your own gods and not let it preach for itself? Probably because you are instructed to go into the world and preach the gospel..., same way they are instructed to ... wage war on all those who do not believe in allah and his messenger...
PetsRe: Joachim Iroko Who Named His Dog 'BUHARI' Speaks (Video) by simplex2: 11:38am On Aug 29, 2016
cktheluckyman:
So it is now logical to behead those who disagrees with you? You didn't even attempt to condemn the assailants!!! Gosh!!!
No, there's no amount of condemnation that will stop a muslim from beheading whoever they feel is insulting whatever they hold esteem: its their stock in trade, its not peculiar to the Nigerian muslim, its an international stigma. Is it logical? No! Will they stop? No! So what do you do? You avoid them and their wahala. Now this dude went to solicit for wahala...

Ahmeduana:
TELL ME HOW DID HE INCITE VIOLENCE?
You have to understand the meaning of the word INCITE so as to appreciate the comment better.

verb (used with object), incited, inciting.
1.
to stir, encourage, or urge on; stimulate or prompt to action:
to incite a crowd to riot.
Thank me later.
PetsRe: Joachim Iroko Who Named His Dog 'BUHARI' Speaks (Video) by simplex2: 10:28am On Aug 29, 2016
lol...if you like, turn logic upside down, your crime is not the name you gave to your dog; your crime is inciting violence and disrupting public peace.

Na so the other woman go dey scream Jesus Saves in front of an Abuja mosque and she was beheaded. She no carry her Jesus saves remain for her church. If this guy had been beheaded, I am sure most of them supporting him now would have turned to accuse the police of insecurity.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League Draw On 25th August 2016 by simplex2: 5:18pm On Aug 25, 2016
Pot 7:

Manutd, Asec Mimosa, Pirates, Enyimba
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League Draw On 25th August 2016 by simplex2: 5:17pm On Aug 25, 2016
Jidibia:
Pot 5
Pot 6:

Chelsea, TP Mozambe, Asanti Kotoko, Ahl Ahli
CrimeRe: The Izuchukwus, The Death, And The Nigerian Drug Dealer by simplex2: 4:39pm On Aug 23, 2016
Silly attempt at justifying crime! You can blame the govt, blame harsh economy, blame everything you want, but some of us are working hard to make ends meet and earn an earnest living, while some cowards have taken to drugs, just to build mansions and intimidate their peers with the biggest cars in town.

Yes, I am judging and I am not a fvcking christian so keep your "though shall not judge" sick quotation to yourself. That is how you people watch crime and encourage it despite claiming to be christians.

Of course he will rest in peace, there is already a mansion in heaven for him since he must have repented before being executed. That is why I have always chosen to spend my eternity in hell, together with the likes of Bill Gates and Steve Jobs. You hypocrites can enjoy your haven filled with repented drug barons that destroyed many lives with their greed and lust for money.

Rubbishhh!!
SportsRe: How African Countries Performed At Rio 2016 Olympics by simplex2: 3:05pm On Aug 22, 2016
jejemanito:
Only SA Has My Respect. Take Away Kenya's Geographical Advantage And They Wouldn't Even Qualify For Any Event.
And how has Nigeria used any of our advantage to get medals? Abi we no get River for Niger-delta to practice swimming? We no get beaches to practice beach volleyball? Even in games that doesn't require common sense such as boxing and weightlifting, we no get strength for those too?

Your excuse and envy of Kenya is pathetic. Kenya is not the only country to have such geographical advantage: Eritrea, Ethiopia and Northern Sudan all have the same geographical advantage. Stop beefing.
Christianity EtcRe: I Am Not Sure The Christians In Nigeria Are Up To 100, 000 by simplex2: 6:27am On Aug 22, 2016
hakunajay:
He'll meet with you soon...
Lol...started hearing that since I was 12. I believe that's what they keep telling you too thereby puffing up your hope/faith.

Tell me, how many times has he said hi?
Christianity EtcRe: I Am Not Sure The Christians In Nigeria Are Up To 100, 000 by simplex2: 11:21pm On Aug 21, 2016
hakunajay:
Thank God you know where you'll end up, so you won't say you were not aware or told. But I'll advise you to try and make heaven by turning a new leaf cos God still loves you dearly...
Hian! Na by force to go heaven ni? You should be concerned if you are among the 100k and you are here trying to scope me into your imaginative heaven.

As per your God and his love, tell him to say 'hi'. Once he does, I'll start lobbying for a room self-con in heaven. Until then, leave me and my mansion in hell.
Christianity EtcRe: How Will Your Burial Be? by simplex2: 10:56pm On Aug 21, 2016
Poor me in my coffin, all dressed up but nowhere to go.

Agnosticism rocks!
Christianity EtcRe: Atheists In Lagos And Worldwide, Come And Witness Limb Growing Miracle!!!!! by simplex2: 10:46pm On Aug 21, 2016
Has the limb grown already? And what's it with you guys and rap'e? Are we growing a limb or a dic'kk?
Christianity EtcRe: I Am Not Sure The Christians In Nigeria Are Up To 100, 000 by simplex2: 9:41pm On Aug 21, 2016
So out of over 50mil Christians in Nigeria, only about 100k will make heaven?
That's interesting, unfortunately they are not welcomed in hell because theres no space left, we agnostics and atheists have already booked all the spaces.

We'll just give them matches, firewood and fuel to go start their own hell fire somewhere else.
Christianity EtcRe: "God Does Not Exist" - Why Do Most People Find This Offensive? by simplex2: 8:43pm On Aug 21, 2016
They become more angry when you seem to be doing good despitr your irreligious stand. They can't wait for God to strike you with one ailement or the other so they can shout allellujah and praise God for making a name for himself.

Bunch of hypocritical lunatics cheesy
RomanceRe: I Buried My Late Husband 4 Years Ago, But I Still Have S3x With Him Every Night by simplex2: 1:11pm On Aug 19, 2016
Brain tumor is messing with your brain.

Have you seen Gray's Anatomy? Katherine Heigl had same condition: was having sex with her dead fiance and even her flat-mates where hearing her moan. She was later diagnosed of brain tumor.
Christianity EtcRe: 24 Hours As A Non Believer. by simplex2: 12:46pm On Aug 19, 2016
naijadeyhia:
Exactly !! grin Lazy Atheist.
You are welcome.

Go find yourself an atheist to indulge you...
Christianity EtcRe: 24 Hours As A Non Believer. by simplex2: 12:22pm On Aug 19, 2016
naijadeyhia:
[s]on the contrary, you amuse yourself...Now aint you funny for wishing facts came from his butt...what a dirty mind.

Google is always there so quit thinking about Ebukas butt you immoral Atheist.[/s][s][/s] grin grin grin
When someone makes a statement of fact with nothing to back it up, he is literally pulling stuffs out from his a'sre.

And...I'm agnostic, we are just lazy atheist who aren't interested in arguing with you theists.
Christianity EtcRe: 24 Hours As A Non Believer. by simplex2: 11:50am On Aug 19, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
Actually facts reveal that atheists tend to have emotional problems - they are always filled with hatred and anger .
You mean the facts you pulled out from your nyash? Lol...you lot amuse me.
Christianity EtcRe: 24 Hours As A Non Believer. by simplex2: 10:13am On Aug 19, 2016
blacksahara:
I know i appear as someone with indecision issues but I'm at peace with myself. Are my problems still there? They sure are. Do I see a solution in sight? No I don't. But I do have a hope of a better tomorrow.
This, right there is the endpoint: peace with oneself. As long as you are satisfied with your decision and it gives you peace of mind, go on with it.

A word of advice, don't expect anything from God, you will be disappointed over and over again and it may lead to depression. Some of us are at peace with the fact that he doesn't exist [or not bordered with his existence/non-existence], so we don't get angry or depressed at situations around us.
Christianity EtcRe: Coza Portharcourt by simplex2: 10:04am On Aug 19, 2016
Na so dem dey target central location like MTN dey do those days. Nobody sites a business in an unfavorable location: you have to consider market availability, raw material availability, cheap work-force etc.

...Go into the word and preach the gospel, concentrate in urban areas, state capitals and high human density populations. Leave the poor and desolate in the desert lands to die of uncleanliness...they are very far from godliness...
Christianity EtcRe: Love Potions, Love Charms, Love Spells, Enchanted Love... by simplex2: 9:41am On Aug 19, 2016
I talk am say that Lasifat jellof rice she give me last time dey taste funny.
Christianity EtcRe: Tomorrow Will Prove To Me And Atheists That Voodoo( Jass) Exist by simplex2: 9:53am On Aug 18, 2016
Ok doxx, you have made you're point; at this point, dragging it to the extreme would be a foolish adventure, people don't take it lightly when you mess with their believe. So I will advise that you quit the adventure and dn't go anywhere with them.

But then, if you insist, then open a youtube channel, get an adsense account and start uploading the videos. You can make some cool cash from this risky adventure.

So if you're not planning of making cool cash from this, quit now and stop risking your life. We all know their voodoo is fake.
Christianity EtcRe: From Christian To Atheist by simplex2: 9:26pm On Aug 16, 2016
winner01:
1. Bill gates is no atheist and definately uses his time for more reasonable things than propagating atheism.
.
It's no secret that Bill Gates is agnostic and shares same view like most of us agnostics; never said he was an atheist so I don't know where you are getting your weird opinions from. Let me share my favorite quote of his in an interview as partains religion and theist believes;

Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There’s a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.

http://hollowverse.com/bill-gates/

The rest of your points are just a mere rumbling of a starved kid. Fact remains that the man that runs the biggest charity organisation in the globe is NOT a Christian and leads a perfect normal life unlike what you shallow Christians would like everyone to believe that any one that doesn't believe in Christ is in crisis.
Christianity EtcRe: Tomorrow Will Prove To Me And Atheists That Voodoo( Jass) Exist by simplex2: 4:51pm On Aug 16, 2016
Hope they didn't miss their target and chop-off OP's head instead.
Christianity EtcRe: From Christian To Atheist by simplex2: 4:37pm On Aug 16, 2016
Welcome OP.

Topestbilly:
undecided

But I will advise u not to engage in sinful acts cos u believe no one is taking records of the sins u commit, if not for religion sake at least for humanity sake.
.
I don't understand why you christians have this feeling that atheists/agnostics are born out of the desire to sin? There is this thing called morality, love, meekness, sympathy etc and all those traits are not peculiar to christianity alone.

Bill Gates foundation has touched more lives than any christian missionary both past and present.
CrimeRe: "Uzoamaka Chukwu Was Innocent, She Was Set Up" - Youth Leader by simplex2: 3:25pm On Aug 16, 2016
Pidggin:
Evil prevails when wrong doing goes unpunished. How will others learn from her mistake? If you read a post in the family section where twins were abandoned it is likely that the mother is a girl of Uzoamaka's age with no financial means to take care of those kids, it seems that is what you would prefer
Yea, did evil prevail when the Jesus you claim to worship refused to sanction the stoning of Mary Magdalene who was caught in the act? Maybe you are more catholic than the pope, did Jesus err in refusing to stone Mary? Olodo rakpata!

Pidggin:
PM me I will tell you how the blessings you think you have are nothing compared to what God is planning to do for you, what He has for you is more than you can imagine
Sorry, I don't relate with shallow minded myopic hordes as you are clearly a primitive psychopath who needs to be watched else you will literary set a girl on fire because she had sex; something I believe you do as often but prefer to be hypocritical about it.

Now run along, I am done with you.
Christianity EtcRe: Pls Help! I'm In A Religious Dilemma (I Don't Know Where I Stand Religious Wise) by simplex2: 2:42pm On Aug 16, 2016
yeancahwunmi:
@simplex2, how will you know if you don't ask questions? If you don't find? Any religion that does not allow you to ask questions... Please take off, because there's no way you'll learn about God all on your own without asking questions.

P.S Religion is not man-made. (James 1:27)
Even the scripture you quote is written and compiled by men. Then they tell you is inspired by God. How do you use the bible to validate the bible?

have you ever heard of the sin of blasphemy? Search your scriptures very well. The early church hanged a lot of scientist for what they considered as blasphemy.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 (of 27 pages)