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Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Pastor: "Dangote Will Not Make Heaven" - Daddy Freeze Reacts by simplex2: 12:44pm On Feb 12, 2018
Arrogant christians: the ignorant pastor doesn't even want to know if Dangote, as a muslim is fulfilling his own islam requirement.

Same way they boldly proclaim that anyone that doesn't accept their christ as his personal savior will perish in hell.

So the pastor is consoling his 'poor' congregation with reward of heaven after they are made to part with their hard earned January income.

Smart ponzi scheme.
Christianity EtcRe: My Painful Experience With The Doctrine Of "First Fruit" by simplex2: 12:43pm On Feb 12, 2018
We see them a lot. After stupidly giving their salary as first fruit in a 'ponzi' scheme, they come out to lend money from everyone.

While at school , after the BLW Pastor had charged them (students oo) to sow their school fees; few days to exam, you see them sneaking in on us (the heathen) to beg for money to complete their school fees.

we know them all.

petra1:
You are the son of a thief
Loll...faced with superior argument, you have thrown in the towel and run away! Same way you vehemently supported the fraud of tithe all over this board.
Christianity EtcRe: Seun, Finally I Want To Give You An Undeniable Proof of God's Existence. by simplex2: 12:27pm On Feb 12, 2018
hopefulLandlord:
This is gonna be disappointing, as always
It was, as suspected, an energy-draining disappointment!

He started the thread by 2:30pm, I guess he just returned from church with that 'I can do all things' attitude and decided throw up a challenge.

It took the normal Nigeria mosquito to bite common sense into him last night. He just woke up and the rhema left.
Christianity EtcRe: Seun, Finally I Want To Give You An Undeniable Proof of God's Existence. by simplex2: 12:25pm On Feb 12, 2018
awesomeJ:
Not anymore. The time passed.
I was gonna make a decree on something that'll happen to you within a timeframe, and we'd have both agreed on the details of the circumstance. I would then have made the decree, and you would have experienced it. And that would have demonstrated to you that the supernatural exists. Because it would have been such forces that would have gone out to work out the manifestation of the decree, God having established it.
Bla bla bla...

What time passed? You were busy derailing your thread, attending to everyone's comment; now you just checked your time to realize time had passed? Seun asked you a question about converting to islam and it took you hours to address that particular question. I silently followed this thread, hoping to see something concrete but alas, just like we have all seen in this board over and over again, this is a total failure.

I guess you returned from church on sunday after speaking in tongue for hours and felt you could do all things including inviting seun for a challenge and making a decree which would come to pass. No after waking up from sleep, that 'auction' you got from church has disappeared and you have realized you are just as empty as a sounding cymbal.

We are waiting for your next 'auction', maybe after next sunday service.
EducationRe: JAMB Suspends Its Worker for Accusing A Snake Of Swallowing N36million by simplex2: 9:34am On Feb 12, 2018
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Christianity EtcRe: Tithes And Offerings Are Eternal Principles by simplex2: 2:49pm On Nov 13, 2017
You are just appealing to emotions. Its not a valid way of arguing. If you want to argue with the bible as your proof, do that diligently and not making unfounded claims:

God only related with the Jews in agricultural terms because they were a nation of farmers .
This is wrong, with no proof whatsoever. Jews were not predominantly farmers; there were tenth-makers, carpenters, soldiers, blacksmiths, fishermen and a lot of other occupation. The reason for the specific instruction to tithe with foodstuffs only is emphasized in the bible; so that there will be food in the storehouse!

Where didn’t the Bible say so
You need to study your bible more often. I will quote the verse were tithing was thought in your bible so that you wont claim ignorance:

Deuteronomy 14:22-29 King James Version (KJV)

22 Thou shalt truly tithe all the increase of thy seed, that the field bringeth forth year by year.

23 And thou shalt eat before the Lord thy God, in the place which he shall choose to place his name there, the tithe of thy corn, of thy wine, and of thine oil, and the firstlings of thy herds and of thy flocks; that thou mayest learn to fear the Lord thy God always.

24 And if the way be too long for thee, so that thou art not able to carry it; or if the place be too far from thee, which the Lord thy God shall choose to set his name there, when the Lord thy God hath blessed thee:

25 Then shalt thou turn it into money, and bind up the money in thine hand, and shalt go unto the place which the Lord thy God shall choose:


26 And thou shalt bestow that money for whatsoever thy soul lusteth after, for oxen, or for sheep, or for wine, or for strong drink, or for whatsoever thy soul desireth: and thou shalt eat there before the Lord thy God, and thou shalt rejoice, thou, and thine household,

____

Verse 22 and 23 showed clearly what is tithe-able; Verse 24 and 25 shows the only time you are allowed to convert you tithe to money and what to do with it.

Now if you claim tithing predates the law, an eternal principle and all that, your bible tells you plainly that jesus preached offerings but never tithe. Paul commended the church of Philippians for giving unto him, seeds and offering (check chapter 4), none of the apostles collected tithe. Peter collected voluntary donations and gift offerings from the church and some sold their lands and properties to fund church ministry (remember ananiahs and his wife in Acts 5?)

If tithing was scriptural, there are a lot of evidence in your bible where the early apostles needed money but never asked for tithe to build the church. Why is it at this dispensation that tithe became a must and an eternal principle? Your pastors are now more intelligent and more spiritual than the apostles?

If your only biblical proof of tithing is from mal 3:10, then you are still a baby christian; grow up. Be like the Berean christians of Acts 17:

11 These were more noble than those in Thessalonica, in that they received the word with all readiness of mind, and searched the scriptures daily, whether those things were so.

Note that those in Thessalonica are still christians, but the Bereans were commended for searching to see if those things taught by Paul and Silas were true.

I am officially done with you. You are sapping my energy.
Christianity EtcRe: Tithes And Offerings Are Eternal Principles by simplex2: 2:15pm On Nov 13, 2017
Goshen360:
grin grin grin

No, it's eternal principles but never recorded....that he collected it....
cheesy grin

It was recorded 'eternally' that he collected tithes; it was not meant for the physical eyes but the spiritual eyes.
Christianity EtcRe: Tithes And Offerings Are Eternal Principles by simplex2: 12:06pm On Nov 13, 2017
petra1:
We are not bound by mosaic law. Tithing has been in existence 400 years before the law.



The Jews had three kinds of tithes .only one is the sacred one given to God the other 2 were shared for the poor and shared in love feast .

We are not tithing based on the law We are not under the law
According to your bible, it is prohibited to give money as tithe; there were specified conditions in which you are allowed to exchange your tithe for money (if you study your bible with open mind). Only farmers were asked to tithe, farmers only! The reason being that the purpose of tithe was so there will be food. In the jewish law, those that are not farmers don't pay tithe. There were tenth makers, fishermen, carpenters, tax collectors and so on, but those ones were not asked to tithe; it was only farmers, so there will be food.

petra1:
Leviticus 27:30
And all the tithe of the land, whether of the seed of the land, or of the fruit of the tree, is the Lord's: it is holy unto the Lord.
Again, fruits, plants and food! Not money and of course you know there was money is existence then (Deutronomy 22)

I don't know what gave you the impression that tithing is an eternal principle, but it just shows you are sugarcoating the topic to justify your point. There are many ways in which those that minister of the gospel can partake according to the verse you quoted. There is the offerings and seeds which nobody is against. If your pastors want to partake; let them preach more on offerings and seeds (this is what Paul preached, not tithing but offerings and seeds).

Unless your god is the aurthur of confusion.
PoliticsRe: Radio Biafra Sacks Nnamdi Kanu As IPOB Leader by simplex2: 11:47am On Nov 13, 2017
Lol..bunch of retarded jokers
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Christianity EtcRe: GOD Vs SATAN, Who Is Winning? by simplex2: 11:06am On Nov 13, 2017
Finally finally, god won!

He and satan placed a bet9ja odd on Job; god staked high when the odds were low. The bet was wagered on odds of Goal-Goal. Satan went and placed on Goal-Goal while god placed a bet of No-Goal_Goal. So when satan was busy scoring hatricks on Job head, on the head of his children and his business, god decided to kick all the penalty to throw-in so he can win the wager.

So at the end of the day, god won the bet but Job lost his family and business. God had to compensate Job for the loss with some of the money he won on bet9ja. He married new wife for Job and started a new business for him.
At the end of the day, it was a win-win for Job and god (unless of course the innocent children of his that lost their lives in the bet). But no problem, he is the alpha and omega. He can kill off anyone he wants as long as he wins the bet9ja odd.
RomanceRe: Man Catches His Wife With Lover On His Bed (Photos) by simplex2: 7:58am On Nov 10, 2017
DopeBoss:
Some Men Are Funny Sha.. How Will U Enjoy The Sex When:
*It's Another Man's Wife
* D woman ain't fine
*D room is even congested
*D bed na boarding school foamundecided
Konji is a real bastard!
FamilyRe: Couple Divorce After 10 Months Of Lavish Wedding With Money Spraying Machine by simplex2: 2:13pm On Sep 15, 2017
Make I do small amebo

SportsRe: Heartland Fc Of Imo Enjoys Dana Air Flight Ahead Of Match In Lagos by simplex2: 11:55am On Sep 12, 2017
EmekaBlue:
Tall air hostess
Nnah men, na dia my eye go too. Blood of Zachariah, I have even started fantasising fvcking her at the cockpit with those long legs wrapped firmly around my shoulders.

Dana air baa? Booked.
SportsRe: Heartland Fc Of Imo Enjoys Dana Air Flight Ahead Of Match In Lagos by simplex2:
eliskelly:
Imagine how low these players have descended just because they boarded flight for the very first time in their life
Sochimaobim:
The fact that this comes up as a news headline shows how backwards our league and indeed Nigeria as a country is.
Look how excited they are that they are flying to a match.
You all are clowns! They posed for a pix with happy faces doesn't mean it their first time. It's a group of players snapping a pix, what do u expect them to be doing in the pix? Reading novels? I can attach pix of top club European players on flight and u will see they all are doing the same thing. Your inferiority complex is second to none.

So does it mean the players below are entering flight for the first time or is your problem that of dark skinned inferiority complex?

Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Establishes One Hallelujah Records Label, Headed By Leke Adeboye by simplex2: 2:07pm On Aug 10, 2017
A better caption would have been:

PST Adeboye hands over the church's music industry to his son.
Christianity EtcRe: Gunmen Kill Worshippers At A Catholic Church In Ozubulu, Anambra State (Graphic) by simplex2: 2:04pm On Aug 10, 2017
reminiscing:
May God forgive your foolishness
I don't need your incapacitated god to forgive me of anything. If he is capable of that, he would have saved his children from the snare of the fowler.
Christianity EtcRe: Repent Today! The Kingdom Of God Is At Hand! Jesus Christ Is Lord Of All! by simplex2: 6:30am On Aug 10, 2017
If God continue keeping quite while his children are slaughtered daily inside churches that is meant to be his house, then when he finally returns like a thief in the night, he may not see anyone to take to his kingdom.

Kindly tell him so.
Christianity EtcRe: Christians, Why Don't You Fully Trust Jesus? by simplex2: 6:27am On Aug 10, 2017
Ozobulu, Anambra State.
Synagogue Church of TB Joshua, Lagos
Madala, Niger State attack by boko haram.
Deeper Life Bible Church, Adamawa night vigil attack by boko haram.

These ones are just within the last 5yrs and within this country. Anytime u hear gboosaaa, Jesus takes off, holy ghost or spirit disappears. God shifts attention to the next hymn singing church nearby. All the host of angels totalling billions in number starts singing allellujah and hosannah.
Christianity EtcRe: I Am Now An Open Deist by simplex2: 6:04am On Aug 10, 2017
skillful01:
I was a deist...now a Christain...I pray Jesus The Christ reveals Himself to you.
He must have revealed himself to you for you to have this conviction, which i admire by the way.

Kindly share with us those revelations that finally got you convicted.
Christianity EtcRe: We Irreligious People Need To Stop This Sh!t. by simplex2: 3:42pm On Aug 06, 2017
There was no intent of mockery on that thread, maybe I was a bit straightforward and I have since modified my first post on that thread. People let their emotions get the better of them and decided to quote me out of context.
I felt it was time for a sober reflection but I have since desist from trying to instill common sense into some folks.

That being said, we all know what would be their response if a gunman stormed a night club and unleashed mayhem.
Christianity EtcRe: Gunmen Kill Worshippers At A Catholic Church In Ozubulu, Anambra State (Graphic) by simplex2: 1:18pm On Aug 06, 2017
An2elect2:
We would see soon
By soon u mean when? Because a day is like a thousand years in the sight of your god so soon may as well be gazillion years. Na so your early church members no gree buy land or build house because the white men told them Jesus was coming soon.
Christianity EtcRe: Gunmen Kill Worshippers At A Catholic Church In Ozubulu, Anambra State (Graphic) by simplex2: 1:11pm On Aug 06, 2017
An2elect2:
Time will tell, wait for it
Lol...Paul had waited for it so much and believed he would be alive when those that sleep will be resurrected in rapture. Even Jesus promised those listening to him that not all of them shall see death until he returns. You can twist it the way you want but your waiting is in vain.

Your brand of Christianity is not any better than Catholics, JW, Mormons, eckeist or any other brand. Your hypocrisy will surely find you out my dear.
Christianity EtcRe: Gunmen Kill Worshippers At A Catholic Church In Ozubulu, Anambra State (Graphic) by simplex2: 12:55pm On Aug 06, 2017
BaEnki:
No one misunderstood you, read over your first comment and see how facetious it is.
As at the time I made my first comment, this story was not verified, no pix was added, just 2 lines saying 150 people were shot dead which is seriously unbelievable and that's why I asked if they lined up to be shot and why he didn't go to the hospital to snap them.
Christianity EtcRe: Gunmen Kill Worshippers At A Catholic Church In Ozubulu, Anambra State (Graphic) by simplex2: 12:51pm On Aug 06, 2017
An2elect2:
O my God!
This kind of things sadden someone especially when they are not even Christians kai
You see what I mean? This one already concluded that the Catholics are not Christians. In her mind now, she will be saying that if they were real Christians, god would have saved them. She believes nothing like this can happen to her church or real Christians. This is the general believe until it happens.

Bunch of hypocrites, this is the type of compassion you people want me to show here baa? Hypocritical compassion. Saying rip while rejoicing it didn't happen to me or my church members and this shows we are the true Christians.

Rubbish!
Christianity EtcRe: Gunmen Kill Worshippers At A Catholic Church In Ozubulu, Anambra State (Graphic) by simplex2: 12:48pm On Aug 06, 2017
ModsWillKillNL:
If you as a person cannot have enough of food, sex and enjoyment, how dare you question the Almighty's penchant for praise and worship and what He makes of His creature?
Abia! Let him continue on his unending penchant for praise and worship while his servant's are slain in broad day light. Since his creatures are pawns to be pushed around without protecting them from the snare of the fowler as he promised in the Bible.
Christianity EtcRe: Gunmen Kill Worshippers At A Catholic Church In Ozubulu, Anambra State (Graphic) by simplex2: 12:40pm On Aug 06, 2017
BaEnki:
being an Atheist didn't efface my humanity unlike you, check through my posts on religion before spewing trashes, I wonders why many of y'all assuming atheism finds solace in religion cleansing. We are all human before our stance on belief.
No one is jubiliating over the unfortunate incidence, would give my left balls to have it averted.

I just pointed out that unfortunate incidences as this should call for deep reflection about certain things that people hinges their security on but then, u guys chose to misunderstand me.
Christianity EtcRe: Gunmen Kill Worshippers At A Catholic Church In Ozubulu, Anambra State (Graphic) by simplex2: 12:33pm On Aug 06, 2017
Ngene44:
u making me angry
Kpelle...try to get over it.
Christianity EtcRe: Gunmen Kill Worshippers At A Catholic Church In Ozubulu, Anambra State (Graphic) by simplex2: 12:31pm On Aug 06, 2017
ModsWillKillNL:
Nobody needs your compassion.

Those souls are currently in heavenly bliss shouting hallelujah.

No better place to die than in the house of God.

You are an ignoramus.
Hehehehe...keep consoling yourself. They are in heaven already shouting allellujah to a god that has billion angels shouting the same hallelujah; is he that unsecured that he needs dead people to be shouting allellujah to him day and night?

Abeg, go inside a nearby church and gulp a bottle of sniper so u can go join them and sign allellujah.
Christianity EtcRe: Gunmen Kill Worshippers At A Catholic Church In Ozubulu, Anambra State (Graphic) by simplex2: 12:24pm On Aug 06, 2017
Chascop:
demonic antichrist..
That's my surname. At least anti-christ doesn't assemble people and ignore them to be slaughtered when they need his help. What sort of demonic God are u lot worshiping? Heck...I ain't surprised, he loves war, roasted blood, slavery and vengeance.

Nairalandsars, I don't respond to pm's, anything u've got to say, kindly say it here and mention me.
Christianity EtcRe: Gunmen Kill Worshippers At A Catholic Church In Ozubulu, Anambra State (Graphic) by simplex2: 12:20pm On Aug 06, 2017
BaEnki:
Bro you're are bereft of wisdom and knowledge. Mocking Christians on event like this shows how wicked human heart is, in the day of the Jesus you mentioned according to the Scripture, his followers were still persecuted, even him.
Jacksparr0w1207:
How did human race become this callous and heartless? You idiots keep mocking the dead like you know when, how and where you will

May God have mercy on your souls
I pray such evil never be your portions
Lol...you guys are already going berserk. You guys aren't heartless when you preach about your gods plan to roast others alive in a lake of fire...like billions of Muslims, Hindus, traditionalist, atheist, agnostics and what have you. You didn't remember humanity when your end game is to destroy humanity in a lake of fire. Not that it matters as it's all false, but U've got no right to talk of compassion, u got none!

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