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Arrogant christians: the ignorant pastor doesn't even want to know if Dangote, as a muslim is fulfilling his own islam requirement. Same way they boldly proclaim that anyone that doesn't accept their christ as his personal savior will perish in hell. So the pastor is consoling his 'poor' congregation with reward of heaven after they are made to part with their hard earned January income. Smart ponzi scheme. |
We see them a lot. After stupidly giving their salary as first fruit in a 'ponzi' scheme, they come out to lend money from everyone. While at school , after the BLW Pastor had charged them (students oo) to sow their school fees; few days to exam, you see them sneaking in on us (the heathen) to beg for money to complete their school fees. we know them all. petra1:Loll...faced with superior argument, you have thrown in the towel and run away! Same way you vehemently supported the fraud of tithe all over this board. |
hopefulLandlord:It was, as suspected, an energy-draining disappointment! He started the thread by 2:30pm, I guess he just returned from church with that 'I can do all things' attitude and decided throw up a challenge. It took the normal Nigeria mosquito to bite common sense into him last night. He just woke up and the rhema left. |
awesomeJ:Bla bla bla... What time passed? You were busy derailing your thread, attending to everyone's comment; now you just checked your time to realize time had passed? Seun asked you a question about converting to islam and it took you hours to address that particular question. I silently followed this thread, hoping to see something concrete but alas, just like we have all seen in this board over and over again, this is a total failure. I guess you returned from church on sunday after speaking in tongue for hours and felt you could do all things including inviting seun for a challenge and making a decree which would come to pass. No after waking up from sleep, that 'auction' you got from church has disappeared and you have realized you are just as empty as a sounding cymbal. We are waiting for your next 'auction', maybe after next sunday service. |
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You are just appealing to emotions. Its not a valid way of arguing. If you want to argue with the bible as your proof, do that diligently and not making unfounded claims: God only related with the Jews in agricultural terms because they were a nation of farmers .This is wrong, with no proof whatsoever. Jews were not predominantly farmers; there were tenth-makers, carpenters, soldiers, blacksmiths, fishermen and a lot of other occupation. The reason for the specific instruction to tithe with foodstuffs only is emphasized in the bible; so that there will be food in the storehouse! Where didn’t the Bible say soYou need to study your bible more often. I will quote the verse were tithing was thought in your bible so that you wont claim ignorance: Deuteronomy 14:22-29 King James Version (KJV) 22 Thou shalt truly tithe all the increase of thy seed, that the field bringeth forth year by year. 23 And thou shalt eat before the Lord thy God, in the place which he shall choose to place his name there, the tithe of thy corn, of thy wine, and of thine oil, and the firstlings of thy herds and of thy flocks; that thou mayest learn to fear the Lord thy God always. 24 And if the way be too long for thee, so that thou art not able to carry it; or if the place be too far from thee, which the Lord thy God shall choose to set his name there, when the Lord thy God hath blessed thee: 25 Then shalt thou turn it into money, and bind up the money in thine hand, and shalt go unto the place which the Lord thy God shall choose: 26 And thou shalt bestow that money for whatsoever thy soul lusteth after, for oxen, or for sheep, or for wine, or for strong drink, or for whatsoever thy soul desireth: and thou shalt eat there before the Lord thy God, and thou shalt rejoice, thou, and thine household, ____ Verse 22 and 23 showed clearly what is tithe-able; Verse 24 and 25 shows the only time you are allowed to convert you tithe to money and what to do with it. Now if you claim tithing predates the law, an eternal principle and all that, your bible tells you plainly that jesus preached offerings but never tithe. Paul commended the church of Philippians for giving unto him, seeds and offering (check chapter 4), none of the apostles collected tithe. Peter collected voluntary donations and gift offerings from the church and some sold their lands and properties to fund church ministry (remember ananiahs and his wife in Acts 5?) If tithing was scriptural, there are a lot of evidence in your bible where the early apostles needed money but never asked for tithe to build the church. Why is it at this dispensation that tithe became a must and an eternal principle? Your pastors are now more intelligent and more spiritual than the apostles? If your only biblical proof of tithing is from mal 3:10, then you are still a baby christian; grow up. Be like the Berean christians of Acts 17: 11 These were more noble than those in Thessalonica, in that they received the word with all readiness of mind, and searched the scriptures daily, whether those things were so. Note that those in Thessalonica are still christians, but the Bereans were commended for searching to see if those things taught by Paul and Silas were true. I am officially done with you. You are sapping my energy. |
Goshen360: ![]() It was recorded 'eternally' that he collected tithes; it was not meant for the physical eyes but the spiritual eyes. |
petra1:According to your bible, it is prohibited to give money as tithe; there were specified conditions in which you are allowed to exchange your tithe for money (if you study your bible with open mind). Only farmers were asked to tithe, farmers only! The reason being that the purpose of tithe was so there will be food. In the jewish law, those that are not farmers don't pay tithe. There were tenth makers, fishermen, carpenters, tax collectors and so on, but those ones were not asked to tithe; it was only farmers, so there will be food. petra1:Again, fruits, plants and food! Not money and of course you know there was money is existence then (Deutronomy 22) I don't know what gave you the impression that tithing is an eternal principle, but it just shows you are sugarcoating the topic to justify your point. There are many ways in which those that minister of the gospel can partake according to the verse you quoted. There is the offerings and seeds which nobody is against. If your pastors want to partake; let them preach more on offerings and seeds (this is what Paul preached, not tithing but offerings and seeds). Unless your god is the aurthur of confusion. |
Lol..bunch of retarded jokers |
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Finally finally, god won! He and satan placed a bet9ja odd on Job; god staked high when the odds were low. The bet was wagered on odds of Goal-Goal. Satan went and placed on Goal-Goal while god placed a bet of No-Goal_Goal. So when satan was busy scoring hatricks on Job head, on the head of his children and his business, god decided to kick all the penalty to throw-in so he can win the wager. So at the end of the day, god won the bet but Job lost his family and business. God had to compensate Job for the loss with some of the money he won on bet9ja. He married new wife for Job and started a new business for him. At the end of the day, it was a win-win for Job and god (unless of course the innocent children of his that lost their lives in the bet). But no problem, he is the alpha and omega. He can kill off anyone he wants as long as he wins the bet9ja odd. |
DopeBoss:Konji is a real bastard! |
Make I do small amebo
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EmekaBlue:Nnah men, na dia my eye go too. Blood of Zachariah, I have even started fantasising fvcking her at the cockpit with those long legs wrapped firmly around my shoulders. Dana air baa? Booked. |
eliskelly: Sochimaobim:You all are clowns! They posed for a pix with happy faces doesn't mean it their first time. It's a group of players snapping a pix, what do u expect them to be doing in the pix? Reading novels? I can attach pix of top club European players on flight and u will see they all are doing the same thing. Your inferiority complex is second to none. So does it mean the players below are entering flight for the first time or is your problem that of dark skinned inferiority complex?
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A better caption would have been: PST Adeboye hands over the church's music industry to his son. |
reminiscing:I don't need your incapacitated god to forgive me of anything. If he is capable of that, he would have saved his children from the snare of the fowler. |
If God continue keeping quite while his children are slaughtered daily inside churches that is meant to be his house, then when he finally returns like a thief in the night, he may not see anyone to take to his kingdom. Kindly tell him so. |
Ozobulu, Anambra State. Synagogue Church of TB Joshua, Lagos Madala, Niger State attack by boko haram. Deeper Life Bible Church, Adamawa night vigil attack by boko haram. These ones are just within the last 5yrs and within this country. Anytime u hear gboosaaa, Jesus takes off, holy ghost or spirit disappears. God shifts attention to the next hymn singing church nearby. All the host of angels totalling billions in number starts singing allellujah and hosannah. |
skillful01:He must have revealed himself to you for you to have this conviction, which i admire by the way. Kindly share with us those revelations that finally got you convicted. |
There was no intent of mockery on that thread, maybe I was a bit straightforward and I have since modified my first post on that thread. People let their emotions get the better of them and decided to quote me out of context. I felt it was time for a sober reflection but I have since desist from trying to instill common sense into some folks. That being said, we all know what would be their response if a gunman stormed a night club and unleashed mayhem. |
An2elect2:By soon u mean when? Because a day is like a thousand years in the sight of your god so soon may as well be gazillion years. Na so your early church members no gree buy land or build house because the white men told them Jesus was coming soon. |
An2elect2:Lol...Paul had waited for it so much and believed he would be alive when those that sleep will be resurrected in rapture. Even Jesus promised those listening to him that not all of them shall see death until he returns. You can twist it the way you want but your waiting is in vain. Your brand of Christianity is not any better than Catholics, JW, Mormons, eckeist or any other brand. Your hypocrisy will surely find you out my dear. |
BaEnki:As at the time I made my first comment, this story was not verified, no pix was added, just 2 lines saying 150 people were shot dead which is seriously unbelievable and that's why I asked if they lined up to be shot and why he didn't go to the hospital to snap them. |
An2elect2:You see what I mean? This one already concluded that the Catholics are not Christians. In her mind now, she will be saying that if they were real Christians, god would have saved them. She believes nothing like this can happen to her church or real Christians. This is the general believe until it happens. Bunch of hypocrites, this is the type of compassion you people want me to show here baa? Hypocritical compassion. Saying rip while rejoicing it didn't happen to me or my church members and this shows we are the true Christians. Rubbish! |
ModsWillKillNL:Abia! Let him continue on his unending penchant for praise and worship while his servant's are slain in broad day light. Since his creatures are pawns to be pushed around without protecting them from the snare of the fowler as he promised in the Bible. |
BaEnki:No one is jubiliating over the unfortunate incidence, would give my left balls to have it averted. I just pointed out that unfortunate incidences as this should call for deep reflection about certain things that people hinges their security on but then, u guys chose to misunderstand me. |
Ngene44:Kpelle...try to get over it. |
ModsWillKillNL:Hehehehe...keep consoling yourself. They are in heaven already shouting allellujah to a god that has billion angels shouting the same hallelujah; is he that unsecured that he needs dead people to be shouting allellujah to him day and night? Abeg, go inside a nearby church and gulp a bottle of sniper so u can go join them and sign allellujah. |
Chascop:That's my surname. At least anti-christ doesn't assemble people and ignore them to be slaughtered when they need his help. What sort of demonic God are u lot worshiping? Heck...I ain't surprised, he loves war, roasted blood, slavery and vengeance. Nairalandsars, I don't respond to pm's, anything u've got to say, kindly say it here and mention me. |
BaEnki: Jacksparr0w1207:Lol...you guys are already going berserk. You guys aren't heartless when you preach about your gods plan to roast others alive in a lake of fire...like billions of Muslims, Hindus, traditionalist, atheist, agnostics and what have you. You didn't remember humanity when your end game is to destroy humanity in a lake of fire. Not that it matters as it's all false, but U've got no right to talk of compassion, u got none! |
