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Autos / Re: SOLD! Distress Sales Tokunbo 2017 Toyota Corolla N5.5m Navi. Front & Backup Cam by simplex2: 9:32am On Jun 17, 2021
Distress sale from Nov 2020 till now is around...wait...7 months? Hope the "distress" has subsided.
Autos / Re: 2020 Model Peugeot 508 Brand New Fully Loaded For Men. by simplex2: 9:52pm On Apr 11, 2021
Mehn, 1yr later, this car is still on sale.
Politics / Re: INEC Introduces Election Result Viewing Portal by simplex2: 8:27pm On Aug 06, 2020
The one they will deny when data from the portal is presented as an evidence in an election tribunal.
Politics / Re: Female Soldier Raped & Impregnated By Bandits Dismissed By Army. She Appeals by simplex2: 6:33pm On Aug 06, 2020
nokatakata:
But how did she get pregnant after being treated. Shouldn't the treatment have included flushing out the semen from the demented bastard fulani herdsmen terrorist aka bandits? Shouldn't they have carried out all necessary tests and screening. And why would the NA dismiss their soldier for getting raped instead of going after the bandits.

GIFTD:
Eventhogh. Part of the treatment is post exposure contraceptives which could also be an aborniceficant. She probably had evaded the treatment protocols. Thanks

The story of being raped is false: that's what she filed in her case file so as to gain sympathy. Regiments have contracts they sign prior to enrolling, forbidding them from getting pregnant for the first 4 yrs of recruitment.

She is well aware that the penalty of going against that clause in the Armed Forces contract is outright dismissal. No sane person will keep a baby from rape, much less one that would put your career in jeopardy.
Family / Re: At 23 Years Old, I Have No Idea What I Am Doing With My Life by simplex2: 6:18pm On Aug 06, 2020
When someone shares a story like this, he needs compassion and empathy; not you sharing your own equally terrible story as if it is to cheer him up.

Stop sharing your equally sad story, it does nothing but dampen the morale of the OP and every other person. Suffering is not something to be boastful about. I understand you are trying to cheer him up, but your sad story isnt going to do that.

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Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by simplex2: 12:02pm On Jul 26, 2020
Lexusgs430:



Aliexpress........

Chineduvictor41:

Order for the screen replacement from AliExpress....but it may take time before it can be delivered
Abi my oga Cc:Lexusgs430 ......what do u think he should do?

Okk, thank you. Just wanted to be sure that's the last resort.
Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by simplex2: 7:50am On Jul 26, 2020
Anybody know how I can get umidigi A3 screen for replacement.

Mine broke and I cant find a replacement. Been to computer village and still couldnt get it fixed. They said I should order for it and bring it for them to fix.

Any ideas? Anyone?
Travel / Re: Current State Of Port-Harcourt Road In Aba - Worst Road In SE by simplex2: 2:58pm On Jul 12, 2020
Beremi:



The road is even a state road. PORT HARCOURT road Aba which you showed is a state road, but PORT HARCOURT- ENUGU ROAD is the one that's a federal road

Stop saying trash with all your strength. Phc road transversing inside Aba is a federal road. The 2 roads you mentioned are all federal roads. A little research would have prevented this you public display of ignorance.

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Politics / Re: PDP Fixes June 23, 24 For Edo Governorship Primaries by simplex2: 8:16am On May 17, 2020
Lol...so theres an agreement pdp made with Corona for it to be on holiday that day?

They better start putting things in place for online or virtual voting system.
Politics / Re: People Celebrate Orji Kalu's Supreme Court Victory In Abia (Photos) by simplex2: 3:55pm On May 08, 2020
Lalasticlala, this is fake!
Obviously, you should know what igbos are celebrating when powder is used.

This is obviously the celebration of the birth of a new born baby.

You of all people should know better
Politics / Re: Covid19: Mr. Governor Wike Is Live On Nta Now...a Must Watch by simplex2: 1:12pm On Apr 17, 2020
Dude be talking like a motor park tout; uncouth and unrefined. Sending subtle threats to companies in rivers to come and make donations or they will hear from him. He thinks he can arm twist cooperate bodies into sending money to rivers.

"They want Rivers people to die...". Dude, shut the fvck up. Who is the "they"? Fighting invincible enemies.

If it was a northern governor that made these statements now, the whole social media will be boiling.

Nonsense
Career / Re: 5 Lucrative Careers You Can Excel In That Do Not Require A Degree by simplex2: 10:44am On Apr 13, 2020
Photography
Script writing
Video editing
Camera man
Disk Jockey
Athlete
Sports

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by simplex2: 8:54pm On Apr 12, 2020
You guys are bickering. I thought I could come here to pick a movie I would download this boring times. But na fight una dey fight like this.

Kintinue

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Politics / Re: Nigeria: No Police, No Military, No Media. Just An Order. (photos) by simplex2: 9:35pm On Apr 08, 2020
Margjoe:
One of the pictures is Ibara Over-head bridge in Abeokuta.

Still in Nigeria...lockdown wasnt Lagos alone.
Travel / Re: Coronavirus: China Ejects Nigerians, Other Africans From Homes, Hotels by simplex2: 9:31pm On Apr 08, 2020
Yankee101:


Be living illegally in another person's country and be expecting presidential treatment. The students in wuhan have not been chased out, infact they get food supplies regularly. You wan do expired visa u no no which country to choose na china wey no like even their own people?

Anytime you're in abuja and dont have where to stay let me know. I'll keep you for one week with free food and bed with ac. Bushman

Just one week? I would have asked that anytime you come to Lagos, I will house and feed you for a year, but then I realized I had better feed the stray dogs on the streets than commit to rehabilitate a lost soul. See as you mentioned bed and AC as if they are luxuries. Lol...caveman indeed.
Politics / Re: Violence Mars Distribution Of Free Food Stuff In Kaduna (pic) by simplex2: 11:33am On Apr 08, 2020

He added that members of the Civilian Joint Task Force, who were there to provide the needed security and ensure successful distribution of the items, also joined in the struggle to get their share.


Lol....hunger knows no gender, religion, political inclination nor job description.
Travel / Re: Coronavirus: China Ejects Nigerians, Other Africans From Homes, Hotels by simplex2: 8:56am On Apr 08, 2020
Yankee101:
1. Are you visiting, if yes, why visit in the middle of crisis?

2. If you live there why dont you have a house,

3. No one wants any risks to their country via reinfection in this season


Awon landlord! You must comment shaa. How many houses do you have even in your native Naija country?

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Celebrities / Re: Police Take Funke Akindele To Court With Her Husband, JJC Skillz Over Lockdown by simplex2: 1:16pm On Apr 06, 2020
seunlayi:
No need of wasting the judges time, just pay the 100k

koffsman:
Las Las na the 100k dem go collect but if it were to be no name person serious gobe

You guys dont knownthe implication; it's not about the 100k. She will become a convicted felon and will never hold any political office on this country. You know what that means? Not even an opportunity to be appointed special adviser to her state governor or state house of rep like most of her colleagues have become of recent.

It's a big dent, a very big one.

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Health / Re: Funke Akindele Arrested For Hosting Party Despite Lockdown by simplex2: 9:05pm On Apr 05, 2020
Blitz4real:
Thought she apologized to Nigerians

ifeomabernard:
She already apologize what more do they want ....?

Apology is not the remedy for breaking the law. She did not offend nigerians, she broke the law. She should go and make a plea to a magistrate, that's where people that break laws make their pleas.

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Politics / Re: COVID-19: Buhari Tests Negative, Kyari Is Positive by simplex2: 10:30am On Mar 24, 2020
Egungu has entered express

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Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Winners Chapel Reacts To Criticism Of Service Held On Sunday 22nd by simplex2: 7:17pm On Mar 23, 2020
Indeed, the service was devoted entirely to sensitizing and mobilizing members of the Church regarding the danger of this deadly virus and the need to comply with government directives.

What sort of blatant lie is this now? It's bad enough you disobeyed government orders in an irresponsible manner, do you have to lie and insult our intelligence with this half baked press release?

Nonsense.

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Health / Re: US Approves Chloroquine To Treat Coronavirus by simplex2: 6:24pm On Mar 19, 2020
They didnt add puritin to the mix?
Politics / Re: Bauchi State Conducts Election For A Young Girl To Chose A Spouse by simplex2: 9:00am On Feb 15, 2020
More reactions as lalasticlala reviews the result to ensure there were no irregularities

Politics / Re: Bauchi State Conducts Election For A Young Girl To Chose A Spouse by simplex2: 8:59am On Feb 15, 2020
You cant make this up, a crowd actually voted to 'elect'a husband for khadija

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Politics / Bauchi State Conducts Election For A Young Girl To Chose A Spouse by simplex2: 8:59am On Feb 15, 2020
As reported by @mubarak_umar, a young lady in Gaide town of Bauchi state resorted to election results to chose a spouse after she fell in love with two boys and couldn't make up her mind who to settle for.

The maiden, Khadija involved the elders of Gaide town to organize an election between her two lovers; Inusa and Ibrahim. The election was conducted peacefully and Inusa defeated Ibrahim and got his 'certificate of return' issued to him.

Celebrities / Re: New Mom’s Birth Selfie Goes Viral After Husband Collapsed In The Background by simplex2: 3:50pm On Feb 08, 2020
Randy100:
Anakogheri.

Ka onye bi na gbagada
Business / Re: FIRS Warns Against Evasion As 7.5% VAT Begins by simplex2: 9:41am On Feb 02, 2020
solmus:
grin

tax evassion might be a crime in Europe and America but in Nigeria its common sense, My Football legend Messi is a tax evader, My Political Legend Jagaban of Africa was accused of evading tax, Baba Ijebu the lotto Legend evades tax ,Donald Trump my hated US president was accused of hiding tax details and prolly evaded tax, who am i not to evade tax

.

If you are truly a business man, there are other smart ways of legitimately evading tax. Just make the books balance, let your input vat exceed your output vat; then declare shortage and carry it over the next year. That way, you don't remit anything as your input exceeds output.

It's just one of the smarter ways...

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Car Talk / Re: Advise On Peageot 206 Right Hand Drive by simplex2: 3:24pm On Jan 12, 2020
Majesty08:



Ok, if i got you well you mean i can go ahead and buy but i should be better off with manual tyranny!

I think so. Mine is manual so the technician did not touch the gear system at all.
Business / Re: What Will Happen If One Fails To Pay Back Loan From Loan App? by simplex2: 3:21pm On Jan 12, 2020
lastchild:
unbelievable, so how do these people get back their money frontier people that refused to pay

Most loan companies pay heavily for insurance premiums to cover for bad loans. That is why interest rates are high most times. Most times, bad debts are recovered through insurance companies

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Foreign Affairs / Re: These Russian Eggs Are Worth ₦36 BILLION NAIRA (pictures) by simplex2: 10:07pm On Dec 21, 2019
Please break it down for layman like us;
How much is the eggshell?
How much is the yoke?
How much is the boiled egg and is it more expensive when fried?

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Romance / Re: Am I Making A Mistake? by simplex2: 10:55pm On Dec 16, 2019
dannyla:
Hmmmm, all the contributions are soo true but I fear he may become violent and go extreme. I've heard crazy things from him before.

So? Because you fear he may go extreme, so you will settle with him so he wont go extreme? Sister, you can proceed to live the rest of your life with him; we still have enough data to console you when the going gets more extreme.

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Car Talk / Re: Advise On Peageot 206 Right Hand Drive by simplex2: 10:22am On Dec 10, 2019
Hey incase you are wondering, this is almost 5yrs down the line and I am still driving the converted Peugeot 206.

The conversion was done, not by a pro but it has been serving me. No issues that could be traced directly to the conversion. Car has really, really served me. Got it when mileage was around 80,000 miles; I have done 119,000 with it already, still counting.

May upload pix later.

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