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Autos / Re: SOLD! Distress Sales Tokunbo 2017 Toyota Corolla N5.5m Navi. Front & Backup Cam by simplex2: 9:32am On Jun 17, 2021 |
Distress sale from Nov 2020 till now is around...wait...7 months? Hope the "distress" has subsided. |
Autos / Re: 2020 Model Peugeot 508 Brand New Fully Loaded For Men. by simplex2: 9:52pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
Mehn, 1yr later, this car is still on sale. |
Politics / Re: INEC Introduces Election Result Viewing Portal by simplex2: 8:27pm On Aug 06, 2020 |
The one they will deny when data from the portal is presented as an evidence in an election tribunal. |
Politics / Re: Female Soldier Raped & Impregnated By Bandits Dismissed By Army. She Appeals by simplex2: 6:33pm On Aug 06, 2020 |
nokatakata: GIFTD: The story of being raped is false: that's what she filed in her case file so as to gain sympathy. Regiments have contracts they sign prior to enrolling, forbidding them from getting pregnant for the first 4 yrs of recruitment. She is well aware that the penalty of going against that clause in the Armed Forces contract is outright dismissal. No sane person will keep a baby from rape, much less one that would put your career in jeopardy. |
Family / Re: At 23 Years Old, I Have No Idea What I Am Doing With My Life by simplex2: 6:18pm On Aug 06, 2020 |
When someone shares a story like this, he needs compassion and empathy; not you sharing your own equally terrible story as if it is to cheer him up. Stop sharing your equally sad story, it does nothing but dampen the morale of the OP and every other person. Suffering is not something to be boastful about. I understand you are trying to cheer him up, but your sad story isnt going to do that. 5 Likes |
Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by simplex2: 12:02pm On Jul 26, 2020 |
Lexusgs430: Chineduvictor41: Okk, thank you. Just wanted to be sure that's the last resort. |
Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by simplex2: 7:50am On Jul 26, 2020 |
Anybody know how I can get umidigi A3 screen for replacement. Mine broke and I cant find a replacement. Been to computer village and still couldnt get it fixed. They said I should order for it and bring it for them to fix. Any ideas? Anyone? |
Travel / Re: Current State Of Port-Harcourt Road In Aba - Worst Road In SE by simplex2: 2:58pm On Jul 12, 2020 |
Beremi: Stop saying trash with all your strength. Phc road transversing inside Aba is a federal road. The 2 roads you mentioned are all federal roads. A little research would have prevented this you public display of ignorance. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: PDP Fixes June 23, 24 For Edo Governorship Primaries by simplex2: 8:16am On May 17, 2020 |
Lol...so theres an agreement pdp made with Corona for it to be on holiday that day? They better start putting things in place for online or virtual voting system. |
Politics / Re: People Celebrate Orji Kalu's Supreme Court Victory In Abia (Photos) by simplex2: 3:55pm On May 08, 2020 |
Lalasticlala, this is fake! Obviously, you should know what igbos are celebrating when powder is used. This is obviously the celebration of the birth of a new born baby. You of all people should know better |
Politics / Re: Covid19: Mr. Governor Wike Is Live On Nta Now...a Must Watch by simplex2: 1:12pm On Apr 17, 2020 |
Dude be talking like a motor park tout; uncouth and unrefined. Sending subtle threats to companies in rivers to come and make donations or they will hear from him. He thinks he can arm twist cooperate bodies into sending money to rivers. "They want Rivers people to die...". Dude, shut the fvck up. Who is the "they"? Fighting invincible enemies. If it was a northern governor that made these statements now, the whole social media will be boiling. Nonsense |
Career / Re: 5 Lucrative Careers You Can Excel In That Do Not Require A Degree by simplex2: 10:44am On Apr 13, 2020 |
Photography Script writing Video editing Camera man Disk Jockey Athlete Sports 3 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by simplex2: 8:54pm On Apr 12, 2020 |
You guys are bickering. I thought I could come here to pick a movie I would download this boring times. But na fight una dey fight like this. Kintinue 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Nigeria: No Police, No Military, No Media. Just An Order. (photos) by simplex2: 9:35pm On Apr 08, 2020 |
Margjoe: Still in Nigeria...lockdown wasnt Lagos alone. |
Travel / Re: Coronavirus: China Ejects Nigerians, Other Africans From Homes, Hotels by simplex2: 9:31pm On Apr 08, 2020 |
Yankee101: Just one week? I would have asked that anytime you come to Lagos, I will house and feed you for a year, but then I realized I had better feed the stray dogs on the streets than commit to rehabilitate a lost soul. See as you mentioned bed and AC as if they are luxuries. Lol...caveman indeed. |
Politics / Re: Violence Mars Distribution Of Free Food Stuff In Kaduna (pic) by simplex2: 11:33am On Apr 08, 2020 |
Lol....hunger knows no gender, religion, political inclination nor job description. |
Travel / Re: Coronavirus: China Ejects Nigerians, Other Africans From Homes, Hotels by simplex2: 8:56am On Apr 08, 2020 |
Yankee101: Awon landlord! You must comment shaa. How many houses do you have even in your native Naija country? 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Police Take Funke Akindele To Court With Her Husband, JJC Skillz Over Lockdown by simplex2: 1:16pm On Apr 06, 2020 |
seunlayi: koffsman: You guys dont knownthe implication; it's not about the 100k. She will become a convicted felon and will never hold any political office on this country. You know what that means? Not even an opportunity to be appointed special adviser to her state governor or state house of rep like most of her colleagues have become of recent. It's a big dent, a very big one. 1 Like |
Health / Re: Funke Akindele Arrested For Hosting Party Despite Lockdown by simplex2: 9:05pm On Apr 05, 2020 |
Blitz4real: ifeomabernard: Apology is not the remedy for breaking the law. She did not offend nigerians, she broke the law. She should go and make a plea to a magistrate, that's where people that break laws make their pleas. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: COVID-19: Buhari Tests Negative, Kyari Is Positive by simplex2: 10:30am On Mar 24, 2020 |
Egungu has entered express 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Winners Chapel Reacts To Criticism Of Service Held On Sunday 22nd by simplex2: 7:17pm On Mar 23, 2020 |
Indeed, the service was devoted entirely to sensitizing and mobilizing members of the Church regarding the danger of this deadly virus and the need to comply with government directives. What sort of blatant lie is this now? It's bad enough you disobeyed government orders in an irresponsible manner, do you have to lie and insult our intelligence with this half baked press release? Nonsense. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Re: US Approves Chloroquine To Treat Coronavirus by simplex2: 6:24pm On Mar 19, 2020 |
They didnt add puritin to the mix? |
Politics / Re: Bauchi State Conducts Election For A Young Girl To Chose A Spouse by simplex2: 9:00am On Feb 15, 2020 |
More reactions as lalasticlala reviews the result to ensure there were no irregularities
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Politics / Re: Bauchi State Conducts Election For A Young Girl To Chose A Spouse by simplex2: 8:59am On Feb 15, 2020 |
You cant make this up, a crowd actually voted to 'elect'a husband for khadija 1 Like |
Politics / Bauchi State Conducts Election For A Young Girl To Chose A Spouse by simplex2: 8:59am On Feb 15, 2020 |
As reported by @mubarak_umar, a young lady in Gaide town of Bauchi state resorted to election results to chose a spouse after she fell in love with two boys and couldn't make up her mind who to settle for. The maiden, Khadija involved the elders of Gaide town to organize an election between her two lovers; Inusa and Ibrahim. The election was conducted peacefully and Inusa defeated Ibrahim and got his 'certificate of return' issued to him.
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Celebrities / Re: New Mom’s Birth Selfie Goes Viral After Husband Collapsed In The Background by simplex2: 3:50pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
Randy100: Ka onye bi na gbagada |
Business / Re: FIRS Warns Against Evasion As 7.5% VAT Begins by simplex2: 9:41am On Feb 02, 2020 |
solmus: If you are truly a business man, there are other smart ways of legitimately evading tax. Just make the books balance, let your input vat exceed your output vat; then declare shortage and carry it over the next year. That way, you don't remit anything as your input exceeds output. It's just one of the smarter ways... 5 Likes 1 Share |
Car Talk / Re: Advise On Peageot 206 Right Hand Drive by simplex2: 3:24pm On Jan 12, 2020 |
Majesty08: I think so. Mine is manual so the technician did not touch the gear system at all. |
Business / Re: What Will Happen If One Fails To Pay Back Loan From Loan App? by simplex2: 3:21pm On Jan 12, 2020 |
lastchild: Most loan companies pay heavily for insurance premiums to cover for bad loans. That is why interest rates are high most times. Most times, bad debts are recovered through insurance companies 2 Likes 1 Share |
Foreign Affairs / Re: These Russian Eggs Are Worth ₦36 BILLION NAIRA (pictures) by simplex2: 10:07pm On Dec 21, 2019 |
Please break it down for layman like us; How much is the eggshell? How much is the yoke? How much is the boiled egg and is it more expensive when fried? 44 Likes |
Romance / Re: Am I Making A Mistake? by simplex2: 10:55pm On Dec 16, 2019 |
dannyla: So? Because you fear he may go extreme, so you will settle with him so he wont go extreme? Sister, you can proceed to live the rest of your life with him; we still have enough data to console you when the going gets more extreme. 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: Advise On Peageot 206 Right Hand Drive by simplex2: 10:22am On Dec 10, 2019 |
Hey incase you are wondering, this is almost 5yrs down the line and I am still driving the converted Peugeot 206. The conversion was done, not by a pro but it has been serving me. No issues that could be traced directly to the conversion. Car has really, really served me. Got it when mileage was around 80,000 miles; I have done 119,000 with it already, still counting. May upload pix later. 4 Likes |
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