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timilehin95:




DANA?
I COVER U ALL WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST

How many litres u wan use cover airplane? If na your pikin blood, you go dey use am carelessly like that?

“From today, March 5, he will visit Taraba, and subsequently Benue, Yobe, Zamfara and Rivers States.

Lol...what a useless article. You have no idea what it takes to plan the logistics involved in a presidential movement.

This same pix was circulated last year when they said the girl's room mate at school did this to her because the room mate was jelous she was prettier than her.

These bloggers can lie for Africa!

“Instead of talking negatively about past or current employers, candidates should focus on what they learned in different scenarios, how they grew, and what they are looking to move towards as opposed to running away from,”

I can imagine the scenario.

Interviewer: Why do you want to leave your present place of work to join us?

Me: (goes ballistic) Fvcked up ars'holes! They take me for a slave...mvtherfckers didn't even give me a car as a sales person yet they expect me to generate market leads everyday! Who does that?

Interviewer: Huh?

Me: Yes, i have to be jumping molue at every turn! Then when I don't meet target, they cut 25% of my money in a stupid scheme they call variable pay.

Interviewer: Really?

Me: (now fuming) I have never ever gotten 100% of my pay, its either they cut it because of target, or because I missed a meeting or because I came late...silly excuses just to make sure I remain frustrated. And my co sales person never gets the same treatment because I seriously suspect she is sleeping with the line manager!

Interviewer: For real?

Me: Yes, the bit'ch screws even the HR manager, never gets a query, always getting paid 100% of her salary. But I learnt a lot of things in that place shaa.

Interviewer: Like?

Me: Never trust your boss! That's why I need this job...I suspect he is planning to sack me. i need to surprise him by resigning before he does that. Its called 'being ahead of the game'.

Interviewer: (smiles)

Me: So, when do I start?

This is not rocket science...

When next she calls to ask for money, courteously tell her that she has to talk to your wife about it because as it stands, your wife is the one managing your finances.

case closed!

This goes to show that the verification exercise is nothing but a sham!

...and digging a new deeper hole for Nigeria

Abokisaas:
here is wa
hat madam said
please read and judge him again
Vice President’s wife, Dolapo Osinbajo and Governor Rauf Aregbesola of Osun State have called on Nigerians to pray for the safe return of the 110 girls abducted by Boko Haram insurgents from Government Girls Science and Technical College, Dapchi, Yobe State, last Monday.
They made the call while speaking at the opening ceremony of a two-day conference of Osun Officials’ Wives Association (OSUNWA) tagged: “Virtuous Woman: Pushing for greater development.”
Osinbajo said Nigerians should realise the need to be their brother’s keepers, especially by praying for the safe return of the missing girls.
The VP’s wife pointed out that kidnappers, too, have mothers, sisters and possibly daughters, and should not put fellow mothers, sisters and daughters of other people in undue panic and sorrows by kidnapping innocent girls.
On his part, Aregbesola called on the participants to observe a one-minute prayer for the prompt safe release of the abducted girls.
He said, “We need to ask God to touch the hearts of the insurgents to hasten the release of the girls and other victims that have been in their captivity.

This is even worse than I had thought. It is akin to the 'diaris godoo' episode of the previous first lady.

Its best to close your mouth and be thought a fool than open your mouth and clear all doubts.

Madam, we thought you were even half wise, this statement from you have confirmed you are dumb and empty.

Primusinterpares:
Who be this one naaaaa

Indomie generation spotted!

Just shut up already!

It will be nice if you present your score cared and let us compare; the PDP we all knew had its shortcomings but for you to fail woefully in both economy, security and infrastructure is a major disappointment to some of us who voted for you. Even the fight against corruption is seriously looking like a mirage.

Funny...you withdrew your troops from an area that has been in a state of emergency for years now and handed it (falsely) to the police on whose directive? You withdrew your troops to go and combat insurgents in another location, is it that the number of personnel in the army has reduced or decimated? Do I need to remind you that every major junction in all towns in the SE has a mini-army base with heavily armed military as if the SE is in a state of emergency!

Ar'se wipes! Sick and silly nation embarrassing us all in the eyes of the world. How can a country be this humiliated? After the large uproar after the chibok kidnap, now this. How can any sane govt take us serious?

Shey we are paying ransom in millions of pounds to them?

They will soon get stronget than our army and start their broad-day-light attacks once again.

OnyeOGA:
did i drag you on the neck to open the thread
Learn to mind ur business.

There is a diary section in this forum where only the thread owner can post on.

Learn to write on the diary section so no one can counter you.

OnyeOGA:
An adage says,"Another man's food is another man's poison."
can i rest now

Okk...you made it sound like a man's food is food for all.

Not all of us are interested in your fantasy heaven so you and the pope can all go there and leave us in peace.

OnyeOGA:
Pope Francis has good news for atheists.

How is going to heaven good news?

Dogs are allergic to onions; stop putting onions in its food.

wazobianaija:
Imagine what you just said. Anyway, you can read more about alternative to blood transfusion. Make use of google, you will learn. The issue is that most naija doctors have refused to upgrade when it comes to issue of blood transfusion and this is because they are just too lazy.

Nigerian doctors are lazy baa? why don't your silly church cult open as much hospitals in all nook and crannies of this country and train your own doctors on how to save lives without blood transfusion and then urge your members to visit only these hospitals. Blood transfusion is a standard practice in all developed countries: some ambulances have mini-blood banks in case an accident victim needs blood before getting to the hospital.

You and your ignorant brainwashed folks are just blood suckers!

Seun:
Why did the Catholic Church leave the Christian Association of Nigeria five years ago?

Rev JaRule the bling-bling bishop was not representing a true image of the christian body. His flamboyant lifestyle with that of his wife is contradictory to the catholic doctrine of humility. Coupled with his active involvement in politics, using his private jet for money laundering and arms proliferation.

awesomeJ:
Meanwhile, other than the timing of His return, what else do you think He doesn't know? What if he actually chose while on earth not to ask the Father about it? .

Hold on...

Isn't Jesus same as God? I mean, 'one in three persons'? Like, was there a God in heaven when Jesus was on earth?

This dude is a serial troll. Go thru his posts...all of them, same old gibberish about a dead mum, half-dead dad, quarter dead brother who has autism, full dead career, double dead mentality...bla bla bla.

Started posting this shit since last month like his mum dies every new month and threatening suicide at one point.

Dear reader, pls don't fall for this scam. You may feel you are trying to help a young lady but its a full-grown lazy ars'e dude chatting you up.

Just reading the news...

The shooter was expelled from school for fighting his Ex's new boyfriend.

Okk...your gf dumps you, then gets a new boo...then you fight the new boo and get expelled from school. Few months down the line, you gear up with a semi-automatic and unleash mayhem on everyone!

I think this has to do with lack of gun control laws. If the dude doesn't have access to a gun, he will find another way of venting his frustration. So when you arm the populace with guns, expect them to use it on innocent people when they are pushed to the wall.

The police arrested him and 'gently' escorted him to the back of the police van. I was wondering what would have happened to that fella if he was black. They will rough-handle him before dumping his black ars'e on the van.

budaatum:
Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R’amen.

vaxx:
In the name of the pasta, and the sauce and of the meatballs, may you never be starve of garlic bread.... R amen

Cultists!!

He is the president actually; Buhari is just a Prime Minister.

That Kyari dude is the most powerful person in Nigeria, he has his own chief of staff in the person of Babagana Kingibe. Together with Mamman Duara, the head of the DSS, the three are the cabal everyone is talking about.

Maleka1:
ur mentality tells u DAT. dont condemn any religion.

Read what the person I quoted said.

Epic!

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marttol:
you are deceiving yourself if you think you will make heaven without CHRIST

You are deceiving yourself if you think you will make heaven without acknowledging allah as the only true God and mohammed as his prophet.

Accept Allah and his prophet now or you perish.

Okk?

NavalObi37:
Oga, I may not be in support of what he said. but one very thing am so sure if this
WITHOUT JESUS CHRIST IN YOUR LIFE, FORGET GOD'S KINGDOM (HEAVEN)

Oga, I am also sure of this:

Without Allah in your life and without acknowledging the ways of his holy prophet Mohammed, forget God's kingdom. You will surely be roasted in Allah's hellfire which he prepared for you.

How about that?

SAMBARRY:
In.terms of population,People who obviously cannot afford to take care of or send a child to.school will be the one getting pregnant every month

Government too has refused to find an alternative to this disgusting trend in lagos

I can now see that this our discussion is beyond dirt in Lagos. Loll...if you have issues with people fvcking, pls sign up with UN volunteer group and preach safe sex. You are really ranting like your hussy has denied you sex for a veryyy long time.

No offeinse

SAMBARRY:
both

I beg to differ...their was no 'immediate' explosion in population. Just 2-3yrs back, Fashiola managed this waste to a reasonable extent. Unless you mean that population growth within the last 2 years was at a geometrical progression.

Lets put the blame squarely on Govt that discontinued LAWMA to launch another refuse collection agency I am sure he has vested interest in.

Lol...this una god dey funny shaa. Others that died weren't in the plan roaster of god. It wouldn't cost him anything to save the plane with his omni-omni-everything powers.

If someone had posted that pix of the slayqueen as one of the dead passengers, the christians in this board will start quoting the scriptures saying the soul that sinneth shall die.

Now she missed the flight, una god don get plan for am and no plan for the other over-70 passengers.

Na waoh.