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Mine was way back in 2004. My landlord kept complaining about my having too many visitors. The wife operated a kiosk by the gate-house, they easily turned back my visitors by telling them I was not at home. They had a dog who is always backing at my wife, the landlord concluded probably my wife was a witch. That brought out the beast in me which led him to serve me a quit notice. I received the quit notice without showing an sign of fear, this got him worried. I still had 3 months left on my tenancy. During those 3 month, he didn't here any response from me; probably thinking I must be in a cult; he expected me to come begging because during those times accommodation within the estate were scare and El-Rufia (former FCT Minister) was doing what he knew best. I waited till the last day of my tenancy and moved my family quietly. I remember him calling his wife from his office every other minute to ensure I was not moving them together with properties

We still come across each other once in a while at the estate. I just wonder what must be going through his mind any time we met.

Men may often encounter series of failures in attracting the opposite sex if they do not know what types of men women are looking for. Knowing the type of guys women can't resist can be your guide in attracting the woman of your dreams. Although women are different from each other, there are common types of guys women can't resist. If you think that most women are attracted to good looks and six-pack abs, tall, dark and handsome, think again because there are many average looking men who managed to get the best of women. There are certain traits that women find irresistible in men and knowing these traits could be very helpful if you want to achieve success in women:

1. Smart and intelligent guy.

The brain is probably the sexiest part of the human body. Although there are intelligent men who are arrogant which is a great turn off, most women still find guys with brains sexy and irresistible. For women, it is great to have someone whom they can talk to about anything under the sun like politics, current events, life, etc. It is great to have someone who tickles their brains and makes them think once in a while. But of course guys women can't resist are those smart and intelligent guys who are not self-centered, show off or boastful. A smart and intelligent guy is also someone with education and a stable career but not arrogant. The guys women can't resist are those who have the brains but know how to communicate with people of different backgrounds without boasting.

2. Loving and romantic guy.

In these modern times, women are more independent and can do almost everything men can do but still, many women prefer romantic loving guys. The type of guy who does romantic things to express his affection or to make her feel more loved. A romantic guy doesn't mind doing things for his woman even if it looks feminine to others. He is willing to carry her bag or buy her sanitary napkins even if he feels embarrassed. He is a man who does not believe that chivalry is already dead. Women want to be treated like princesses so the guys women can't resist are those men who are romantic and their acts of chivalry could make one's heart flutter. He walks her home, holds an umbrella over her, opens doors and pulls chair for her. Isn't these romantic?

3. Self-reliant and skillful guy.

Women find men who are talented and self-reliant irresistible. Women need men who can fix things for them. Women find men who have certain skills on something like cars, electrical, plumbing, carpentry and even talent in arts and music very attractive and amazing. This means that you are someone she can rely on and she can call anytime especially when she needs a helping hand. Of course you have to make sure that you are loved or liked for who you are and not for what you can do. You have to make sure she is not only after your skills or the services that you can offer. But the bottom line is, guys women can't resist are self-reliant, talented, skillful and resourceful guys because they are loveable, interesting, amazing and dependable.

4. Guys with sense of humor.

Most women want to date men who can make them laugh. Life is sometimes so stressful and women prefer men who can brighten up their moods and ease their stress. They do not want to be around difficult men who are so serious and do not usually laugh. They want to be around men who laugh a lot and have a good sense of humor. The guys women can't resist are guys who are funny; comedian and can make them feel good through laughter. But of course you have to make sure your humor is not something that makes fun of other people. Having fun or being funny is different from making fun of people.

Quite unfortunate. The husband should have spared her by not putting her face on the net. Really, the woman should be ashamed of herself The child in her will be crying by now. Haba! No wetin dey inside this sex self.

Just got this experience from a friend on another forum about his ex, thought I should bring it here. Please have your say about your own ex.

She is not happy with herself. Keeps changing her appearance. Getting more trashy than classy.

She needs constant attention from insignificant people on social media and thinks she is popular from it.

She is a loud talker. To the point that her voice will make you insane. Even in another room. On top of that she gets told all the time she sounds like a man. Which I agree.

She thinks that making crazy faces is funny and won't stop until you laugh at one. In reality it scared the hell out of me.

She is very snoopy. Internet history, friends lists, FB activity, ETC. Needs to check them constantly.

She rocks when she is sitting. Made me seasick all the time. She knows she does it but does anyway.

Brittle hair, slight balding. Scared to run my fingers through her hair because I would pull more out.

If sex took too long she would say I wasn't attracted to her. Constant low self esteem.

Very childish and never an intelligent conversation.

Every Christmas she would always try to figure out who was getting what and ruining surprises.

She had flaky skin and never used lotion.

Bit her fingernails and skin off and spit it out all the time. Gross. She stopped that but I still remember it.

Used way too much toilet paper and clogged the toilet many times. (this one got me rolling )

Listened to the same song over and over and over and over forever.

Worried about everyone's issues except her own.

Used deodorant under her tatas and wondered why she was getting nasty sores under there..

Always very uptight and said the same things during sex. Didn't want me to see her nude. After 10 years?

So much more but now its making me angry to think about it more. That's progress. Keep reminding yourself why it wasn't meant to be and eventually you'll be so repulsed that you will not think of them at all. Or at least be able to process it faster and move on.

The internet seems to be changing everything-even the way single women find single men. Gone are the days when women sat back waiting for prince charming to gallop along and sweep them of their feet. The reality is much less romantic than that. Many women, beautiful and educated, are simply going unnoticed by the kind of men they want in their lives. Naturally, these single women are turning to the internet in the hope of meeting the special someone, or someone to while their lives away with. It is quite interesting to examine the reasons for single women seeking men online today.

One of the beautiful things about the internet is that it makes it possible for people to operate in complete anonymity, only saying as much as they want to say. This gives many women the security they need to grow into relationships. The world is more treacherous today because of the higher number of people preying on others and the systemic breakdown of social systems. A single woman would rather find suitable men from behind the safety of a firewall because it gives them a greater sense of security. In addition, finding single men online gives single women more control to determine the direction a particular relationship. In that sense, if she notices something she does not like, she does not have to go through a messy real life breakup. She can quietly shut down any relationship with minimal consequences.

The second reason why many single women are trying to find single men online is that the internet gives them a wide array of options in their choice of a man that offline means just do not offer. A single woman can have the opportunity to sample literally tens of men at the same time without anyone knowing anything about it. It is also possible to select men based on strict criteria along lines such as race, country of origin, and even eye color. Internet dating makes it possible to pursue multiple relationships and to determine which man suits her best.

The third reason why single women prefer to seek men online is that men might just be too forward for them in real life. Perhaps there is a serious problem with single men, to the extent that the only way many single women can meet the kind of men they can relate to is online. Restated, maybe the women just cannot stomach the advances of men anymore, and would like to deal with them from a distance. It is worth noting that a single woman can met all her emotional needs from an online relationship, or even the through the phone and feel that it is OK. It is a different matter for men.

Finally, online life is fast becoming a part of the living experience of people all over the world. It is naive not to expect single women to extend the search for suitable single men to online platforms. The internet gives then the power to conduct background checks, search men's profiles and even to know with certainty that the men are actually single and ready to mingle. These are some of the reasons for women seeking men online.

carefreewannabe: There is a thin line between confidence and arrogance. The latter is a no go.

I detest that too. I once had a boss like that. If he is travelling through the Abuja airport, he insist I organize the Foreign Affairs protocol
desk and some Immigration officers to await his await his arrival and see him in to board the flight. He is always the last to board the Lufthansa flight any time he is flying out of Abuja and likes it when you tell him he is the one the aircraft is waiting for. He tried it with BA, and he was FKed his luggage of-loaded, that is why he is stocked with Lufthansa. At a point when airplanes where dropping from the skies in Nigeria, he was considering using Lufthansa to Lagos from Abuja through Frankfurt

Grendel: No be only CORN-IN-DEFENCE >:

So u must be JBond before u face a girl?

You must not be double 07 to face a girl, it's just an instance. Most times the confidence we show comes as a result
of what we think we may have achieved or have. Imagine the swag of Mikel Obi; he has the cash and a football star, his confidence level will probably flow from what he has attained.

bad meat: Confidence abi,,na confidence dem dey take buy brazilian hair,abi na confidence go tek her go chicken republic,abeg na oyibo yarn y want make we use for 9ja

As I talk before, the confidence comes a result of wetin dey. A man with 5 million for pocket go waka with swag than someone with 20k.

There is one BIG secret to attracting women that all successful men naturally have and losers don't.

James Bond (007) has it
Movie and Sports stars have it
Rich guys have it
Men that know exactly how to attract women have it
YOU could also have it

What is this magic secret that can turn you from zero to hero like James Bond, it is something called CONFIDENCE.

WHY CONFIDENCE?

If you take a look at successful or rich men, they have a particular ambiance, a particular authority, a specific swagger, a certain confidence. They ooze confidence in their body movement, their voice articulations, and the way they socialize with women. Successful men have an inherent high sense of value and do not fear women or being rejected simply because of the successes and experiences that got them their high level of natural confidence.

Aside from “puppy” love and teenage crushes, what attract a woman to a man are not his looks, riches, success, charm, or his outstanding conversational abilities. Intuitively, what attracts a woman to a man is his value. While for guys, a woman's value in the beginning is just simply how hot she looks, for a woman, it's much more complicated on an instinctive level. A woman, especially a pretty woman, has a precise sense of her inherent value. She understands precisely what she is worth and what level of a guy she is able to attract. Naturally, the more the woman thinks of herself, the higher the level of men she is going to attempt to attract.

This concept of the way the woman thinks of herself is her perceived value. What she considers a guy is her perceived value of that man. A woman will be attracted to a man ONLY if her perceived value of him is higher than her own value. There is a well-known myth saying that a woman, when meeting a guy, immediately judges whether she will sleep with him or not. While this is only partially true, the woman WILL determine unconsciously if your value is greater that hers or not, thus being attracted to you.

The idea of perceived value suggests that you have to show the woman that your value is greater compared to hers. This is called "demonstrating your value" in pickup artist parlance. But before you have an opportunity to demonstrate your value, you first need to approach the woman and get in the door and actually have her receptive to what you have to say. The instant you go up to a woman, she can only judge your value by your level of confidence.

The higher your confidence, the higher your perceived value will be. With higher perceived value, you could attract the hotter women. Now the only problem is if you're not wealthy, successful, powerful, or Bond, how precisely do you exhibit confidence that women find so irresistible?

BigBlackDick: Tell that to the goose

Talking to the Ladies! Can't see any goose here BBD

From reports available with the US Office of National Statistics, about 15% of internet users log onto online dating sites, while 30% access chat rooms online. More people are using the internet nowadays as a way of meeting new people and making friends or developing more intimate relationships.

The coming of the internet also brought along certain challenges and problems associated with its usage. There is hardly a way to tell if you are dating a trickster or a player online, but with a bit of common sense and caution you can learn to spot such persons before they strike. The following could be considered warning signals:

1. He seems too ‘smooth'
For an online Lothario (a man who behaves selfishly and irresponsibly in his sexual relations with women), the internet is a feast of the senses. His hunting ground is massive, and he has his pick of unsuspecting and often gullible women. After all they wouldn't be on the dating site unless they were looking for Mr. Right would they?
The loser will make sure he hones his approach to lure you into his spiders' web. From the minute you make contact with him he will instinctively ‘know' the right thing to say. He will shower you with compliments and insist you tell him all about yourself. After all, he is here for you right? Wrong! He wants to find what makes you tick so he can adjust his approach to suit your personality. You love chick flicks, he will have a hidden feminine side and cry along with you. You like long walks in the park, he will enjoy the same. He loves the chase, and he will set you up so you slide right into his arms. This is not to say that every man who connects with this side of you will be a player, but don't rush in until you have a sense of who you are dealing with.

2. He always seems to be online when you log on.
Some sites have the functionality so you know when someone last logged on or if they are online presently.
Lothario will be on the site almost all the time. Don't believe the excuse that he fell asleep with his computer on (every day). If he's online he's probably casting his net wide so he can pull in more pretty little fish like you.

3. He wants to move your conversation quickly offline and presses to meet even if you feel he hasn't really gotten to know you.
Conversation can be quite superficial with this one. He never really wants to dig too deep, or will dominate the conversation so you find out loads about him while your life hangs in the background. Either way, this is a sign that he doesn't want to get too emotionally attached to you. This makes it a lot easier for breaking it off when the time comes. Players like this move to a pattern: snare them, overwhelm them, shag them, run! Don't fall for this, no matter how charming or sexy he is. If he seems too good to be true there's a reason for that. He probably is!

4. Conversation almost always leads to sex talk.
You haven't met, you've only been chatting for a week. But every time you do he tries to steer you towards what's going on “down south”. He might be subtle, he might even be pushy. Whatever his personal approach, if you find that he can't hold a straight conversation without heading down the nookie route he probably won't be around much longer after the deed is done.

5. He has a ‘stalker' on the site.
This is a classic. He hasn't had much luck with the site. He was just about to cancel his membership and then he spotted your profile. He has a stalker on the site called ‘xxxx' and she has been making his life hell so he's had enough of it.
There is any number of excuses with this type. But basically they are all engineered to lull you into a false sense of security and get you to feel sympathy for him. The stalker could well be a woman that he has actually dated before on the site who is wise to his tricks and he wouldn't want you to talk to her just in case she blew his sleazy cover.
Warning bells should be going off with this guy, so if you do talk to him proceed with caution. And don't allow yourself to be rushed to divulge any personal contact details until you are ready to do so. Or before you know it, you'll be the ‘stalker' trying to spoil his chances at a new conquest.
Now, not everything is so black and white with online dating. There are guys out there who are wise to how women tick and will manipulate it ruthlessly. Maybe they are more patient than the cut and dry explanations I gave above. Maybe they slow down to your pace if you are more cautious, maybe they appear more empathetic. But one thing is for sure: never feel that you ‘ought' to do something until you are comfortable with it. Without a way of checking with mutual friends or family who this guy is, you are really just left with your gut instinct. So don't fall for the pitch before you know what you're signing up for. Like any contract, always read the fine print darling.

You may share any experiences had or currently having. Shine Your Eyes Ladies and Good luck!

Disgraceful. What will she tell her children she is been humiliated for

Reading through the GULLIBLE ones reminds me of my former boss. O boy the guy get sweet mouth die. Believe him at your own risk. We believed him initially, when we knew the kind of person he was, his words were no longer regarded as what to be taken seriously. If he promises you anything, until you have that thing your hands or account, take it as one of those numerous unfulfilled promises. If in you hand, ensure you leave the four corners of the office immediately, drop the stuff somewhere and come back. He changes his mind like the blinking of eyes. The guy na bad guy

Hi guys, I just stumbled upon some very hilarious jokes about Husbands and Wives; and thought I should share it here:

WIFE JOKE

Q: Why does your wife have period?
A: Because she deserves them.

Q: Why can’t you trust your wife?
A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die?

Q: What book does wives like the most?
A: The husband checkbook!

Q: Why didn’t the man report his stolen credit card?
A: The thief was spending less than his wife

Q: How is wife like an airplane?
A: Both have cockpit

Q: Why do wives like to have sex with the lights off?
A: They can’t stand to see their husband have a good time.

Q: Why is your wife like a laxative?
A: They both irritate the shit out of you.

Q: Why are hurricanes normally names after women?
A: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

Q: Why does the pope still thinks he’s always right?
A: Because he has no wife to change his mind.

Q: Why do most men die before their wives?
A: They want to!

Q: Why did your wife cross the road?
A: Who cares – what was she doing out of the kitchen anyway.

HUSBAND JOKES

Q: Aren't you wearing the wedding ring on the wrong finger?
A: Yes I am, I am married to the wrong woman.

Q: How can you tell if your husband is happy?
A: Who cares?

Q: Why do only 10% of husbands make it to heaven?
A: Because if they all went, it would be called Hell.

Q: What’s the difference between men and government bonds?
A: Bonds mature.

Q: How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious fumes, and half the time they don’t work.

Q: Why can’t your husband get Mad Cow Disease?
A: Because he is a pig.

Q: What are a married man’s two greatest assets?
A: A closed mouth and an open wallet.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder “instruction Manuals”

Q: What do a good employee and a husband has in common?
A: They’re always coming early.

Q: How is your husband like a used car?
A: Both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable!

Q: What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Q: What’s your husband’s definition of a romantic evening?
A: Sex.

Q: What do most husbands do?
A: Cheat on their wives.

Q: Why does your husband get their great ideas in bed?
A: Because they plugged into a genius.

Q: What is the husbands’ idea of honesty in a relationship?
A: Telling you his real name.

HUSBAND WIFE JOKES

Wife: Why are you home early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.


Husband: Dear do you know that exams are like women?
Wife: How funny?
Husband: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful…

Husband: Do you want a kiss?
Wife: No
Husband: Do you remember what I just said?
Wife: Do you want a Kiss?
Husband: Yes, if you insist…

Wife: Honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear!
Husband: Kitchen, Living room, laundry, dining room….

Wife: If you knew within the next 30 minutes the earth is going to explode, what is the first thing you will be doing?
Husband: Of course SEX.
Wife: And for the rest 29 minutes?

Wife: Can you explain how this lipstick got on your collar?
Husband: No I can’t. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.

Wife: I have changed my mind.
Husband: Thank God! Does the new one work now?

Husband: You are abcdefghijk wife!
Wife: Oh why?
Husband: You are adorable, beautiful, cute, dim (in a nice way), elegant, funny, great, happy wife.
Wife: Oh well what does ijk stand for?
Husband: I’m just kidding.

First Husband: “My wife’s an angel!
Second Husband: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

i beg free Nigeria. This could just be an isolated case and i must commend the fearlessness of the traffic warden. He must have been carrying out his assignment knowing fully well that the system will protect him. We need to as nation develop and strengthen our institutions and free it to a large extent from influences from the powers that be.

well it may sound odd to some ladies but there are a lot of guys out there who may have determined to keep it straight with their wives irrespective of the circumstances. Check out these two life experiences that i am privy of:

A woman gave birth to the third child of the family and suddenly took ill and was bedridden for 8 months and some weeks, the husband stood by her taking care of their new baby with the help of a female relation. All these period the woman was on pampers & pads with the man helping to clean her up from blood and excreter she was passing out consistently. The woman brothers & sisters abondoned her and took her for dead but the man stood by her and nuctured her to health.

Case two: Another woman had a misunderstanding with the husband while she was on an official assignment to a State in the North bicos the woman was always in the habit of consistently calling the husband and telling him not to mess up with their house help and it got the husband irritated and he sent her a text calling her a prostitute and that he is not like her. She complained to my wife who was on the same trip with her that because she opened up to her husband about her infedilty two weeks after their wedding, the husband is now using same confession against her. The real story was exposed on the 1 October of 2012 when she took ill and thought she was going to die and in deperation she confessed about her sex escapades with numerous colleague of hers at the office, but God spared her and she most have regreted she ever confessed all such atrocities. Inspite of all these, the man remained married to his wife because they had three lovely kids together & would no want the effect of divorce on the kids.

In the these two scenariors, the men stocked to their wives irrespective of the circumstances, because they made up their mind to love the women they where married to. As we cannot conclude that all married women are adultrous based on the experiences of the second woman, we cannot also say all me are not satisfied with their wives.

chidyhels: I dnt knw why i should be disturbing myself. This team would probably be sent home from the group stage. Ethiopia should make it easier for us nw,make we no go waste money ontop nothing in brazil.

guy cool down¡ Ur blood too dey hot. They have been playing their other matches well before now. Odds like the weather most especially are against the team. The Etopians no doubt are a good side. The best we can do is to encourage the eagles no to loss the game. Go Eagles¡ Go.

Demanding for the details of salaries & allowances of our Parliamentarians is a good start. I also pity them because their salaries & allowances has faced publc scrutiny over time, hence people do easily point at them when issues about making more money available for other vital economic concerns are discussed. If only we know what is going on at the nnpc, bpe, cbn, firs, etc you will come to realize that, there are other mind boggling allowances & salaries being paid to some officers at the executive arm. It just happens that the Legislators are our representatives and the nass seems the only avenue accessable for now we can easily ventilate our frustrations and anger from the ineffiency of the system. Kudos to the youth, we can always begin from somewhere.

deor03: Is there anything our politicians can't play politics with ?

Just my thought. Pathetic set of people

legendprac: And Arik is supposed to be one of the best in naija

It is Associated Airline not Arik. RIP to the dead.

I have just heard of a plane crash from Akure to Lagos from HOT FM Abuja 2 minutes ago. How true. Can any one confirm Please?

unfortunate incidence. May God grant thier families the strength to bear these losses.

fellymoore: You may say anything you like but my comment was valid.replacement is been done in every organisation is up to you to accept it or not.we did not come here to parade our proffession or our gramatical prowess.Nigeria is rot and Nigeria is this or that we all contributed to it.If Nigeria should be good,it will start with you and I.What,s the population of Nigeria and what,s the proportion that made up so called leaders that you think that is the cause of our problem, How do you obtain ur certificate you are parading with,have you involed in exam malpractice during jamb exam,university exam,employment exam,have u involved in any form of cultism?Is your degree research project original? Do you caste your vote based on merit not on trabalism,favouratism,nepotism.Have u involed in any form of corrouption? Have u in any form doctored your CV? Have you ever fabricated any lie in quest to get employment.This just few questions we have to ask ourselves.Civilization do not come from heaven but how you and I

Bros! e don do, no vex again. You fit come wound yourself o!

If it happens to be in Abuja, contact Mr. Akinbinu, The Public Relation officer for the FCT at their headquarters in Wuse Zone 5. He has resolved similar cases successfully in the past.

Sorry! Biko No cry again, you go wound yourself o!

curtain: Sovereign National Conference tinz. The earlier the better, even the senators are not safe anymore, too much talk no action.

It is not targeted at the Senators or Honorable Members. The victims are our brothers from the North who normally take refuge at any available uncompleted buildings within the city center. The "hit" is probably to rid them off from that uncompleted building.

Stallione: :oChaiii,na now ℓ̊ no say most info here na lies,am currently staying in abuja legislative quarters wit my uncle,notin like dat ever happened ooo.Who is spreading this propaganda sef!!!

My Bros. It's not propaganda; you may probably not have had it. If you go pass Zone E, passing through the to the end of the road that leads you to where APO mechanic Village was before; the environment to your left is where the shootings took place. Check again.

It is rather pathetic how we can so easily take the life of another. One major challenge we are currently being faced with
is the proliferation of arms and weapons of violence; this gives one cause for concern. The people killed are harmless
and homeless Nigerians who normally take refuge at any available uncompleted buildings around the
city center of Abuja. Probably someone living close to the uncompleted building may have ordered a hit
on the occupants. It is a serene environment behind the legislative quarters and
probably the occupants may have been perceived as security threat. May God expose the perpetrators of this crime

[quote author=i.]seems like, i will come here to vent my annoyance about my bank...[/quote]Ok. I hope it's not the one called Union; because they may not even be connected to read your complaint.

sharubutu: Ghana don enter one chance be dat. On the other hand, congrats to super eagles......

o boy! This one na really one chance. Going to be a tough match up.

Good one. Am on-board.

pro01: Our security agencies are still in the stone age. Why is it so difficult to track these kidnappers from the point of ransom pick-up? Kidnapping would never end as long as these beasts continue to collect ransoms successfully.

Just what I was just thinking about. Can't the security agents trace calls made during the negotiations? and the most annoying part is the inability to track the point of pick-up of ransoms with all the monies voted for security. Na Wa for our security apparatus!