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RomanceRe: Woman Slept With 40 Men To Celebrate Her Birthday (photos & Video) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 1:18pm On Sep 08, 2024
Savedday2:
E no get any useless ashawo thing wey 9ja girls no go do!

God go punish that person wey use ashawo swear for 9ja girls.
This monkey thinks that all the girls in Nigeria are like the ones in his family
RomanceRe: Why Is It Difficult To Date Female Medics by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:48pm On Aug 18, 2024
tivhador:
They all are too prideful.....They believe just cos they have a degree in medicine, they above everyone else
So you expect a parent to apend millions training his daughter in medical school only or her to marry one riffraff
CelebritiesRe: CHIVIDO24: Davido & Chioma's Wedding Venue At Eko Hotel Wows Fans by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:31am On Jun 28, 2024
Rita33:
no..you are the one.
I like your long and smooth legs

Are you based in Lagos?
RomanceRe: Dear Single Mums Who Wants To Marry Or Remarry! by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:28am On Jun 28, 2024
If you're a single mum and you're available for dating please contact me if you're beautiful and less than 29years old
RomanceRe: My Neighbors Wife Just Gave Birth. I Am Confused!! by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:22am On Jun 28, 2024
So long as the guy has not denied the baby I don't know your concern there
CelebritiesRe: CHIVIDO24: Davido & Chioma's Wedding Venue At Eko Hotel Wows Fans by SIMPonPatrol(m): 1:07pm On Jun 25, 2024
Rita33:
If you don't have any reason to make money just make money...
Are you the one in that pic on your profile?
CelebritiesRe: Davido And Chioma Stepping Out In A Traditional Attire For Their Wedding by SIMPonPatrol(m): 12:57pm On Jun 25, 2024
Na this kind thing women dey like, any opportunity to oppress other females grin
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Makes U-turn, Denies Mocking Davido, Chioma by SIMPonPatrol(m): 12:48pm On Jun 25, 2024
This feud between Davido and Wizkid abi Wizman is not necessary grin
RomanceRe: Why Are Single Mothers Always Very Nice? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 10:37am On Jun 25, 2024
onlinestaff247:
Dear EreluRoz,

You must be a pained single mother, Rose.
And so what if she's a single mother?

Is it a disease?
RomanceRe: I No Feel Carry My 20 Million Carry Ashawo Were Toto Surplus- Erigga Blast Saida by SIMPonPatrol(m): 6:48am On Jun 01, 2024
I don't understand why some broke guys are crucifying this lady.

She has given her asking price, if it's too much for you then I think you should just move on grin
RomanceRe: What Is Happening To Ladies On Nairaland? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 6:24am On Jun 01, 2024
Some of the close-minded guys here have frustrated off some of the ladies with their toxicity
RomanceRe: I Need Help To Win The Woman Of My Dreams by SIMPonPatrol(m): 3:23pm On Apr 30, 2024
PerfectStranger:
Keep simping, you won't see her pant grin
Simping is my favourite pass time so no issues grin
RomanceRe: I Need Help To Win The Woman Of My Dreams by SIMPonPatrol(m): 3:22pm On Apr 30, 2024
EreluRoz:
please 😆
You're not serious yet tongue
RomanceRe: I Need Help To Win The Woman Of My Dreams by SIMPonPatrol(m): 3:08pm On Apr 30, 2024
EreluRoz:
Take it down please cool
Say "Please honeypie" grin
PropertiesRe: I Finally Moved Out Of Face Me I Face You by SIMPonPatrol(m): 3:07pm On Apr 30, 2024
Congratulations!
RomanceRe: I Need Help To Win The Woman Of My Dreams by SIMPonPatrol(m):
EreluRoz:
Why not choose from those bad girls you did bad things with? Who you wan leave dem for
My love that pic on your profile is not clear, please replace it with this one grin
FamilyRe: My Friends First Son Doesn't Look Like Him Or His Wife, Should I Tell Him? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 7:10am On Mar 31, 2024
ogbe88:
Madman on the loose.
Today is the 7th day!

I have handed you over to Mkpitimé

Your battle starts today!!!
FamilyRe: Paternity Fraud: Will You Still Keep The Children? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 6:26am On Mar 31, 2024
Chenzee:
After years of training and loving your children, you discover they aren't yours.

What will you do?
Will you keep them?
Will you still love them as much as you did?
What happens to your wife?
So you want to tell me that if you nurture your child from a baby up to the time he graduates from a private university at the age of 22 you will suddenly remember to do DNA test then disown the child if the test is negative?

Is that not foolishness?!
RomanceRe: How Do I Let Him Know That His Fiancée Is Cheating On Him? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:43am On Mar 29, 2024
SouthSouth1914:
This is laughable, you mean when you get married and unable to meet your wife’s financial demands, she should go out and cheat? Argh…, common! This is too low reasoning!

Anyone who cheats because of money, will cheat because of anything!
Let's put sentiments aside.

Can that guy actually take care of that girl in school and meet 80% of her financial demands from his salary as a security guard in a bank?
RomanceRe: How Do You Handle a Nymphomaniac ?? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:40am On Mar 29, 2024
Op so your uncle actually came to tell you that his wife asks for sex 6 to 8 times daily?
RomanceRe: How Much Do You Make Daily Or Monthly, And How? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 8:58am On Mar 29, 2024
Are you a kidnapper?
RomanceRe: How Do I Let Him Know That His Fiancée Is Cheating On Him? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 8:46am On Mar 29, 2024
Does your friend have the capacity to meet the girl's financial demands?

The reason why your friend's relationship has some balance and stability is because of the money the sugardaddy is giving to his girlfriend.

I also have girlfriends I'm sponsoring who are in committed relationships but as soon as they get married the relationship ends so I'm talking from experience
CrimeRe: Man Held For Allegedly Beating Wife To Death In Lagos by SIMPonPatrol(m): 8:42am On Mar 29, 2024
This was most likely cause by frustration due to hardship
FamilyRe: My Friends First Son Doesn't Look Like Him Or His Wife, Should I Tell Him? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 4:55pm On Mar 24, 2024
ogbe88:
U are not well.

Quote me and kpeme.
We shall know who is stronger between you and I in the spirit realm!

If I live to see day break tomorrow, after 7 days you will start experiencing misfortune which will keep you in penury and you shall suffer like the sole of a pair of bathroom slippers
RomanceRe: Do Nigeria Girls Spend On Guys? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 10:38am On Mar 24, 2024
I have met some quality ladies who have no problem spending their money on a guy
FamilyRe: My Friends First Son Doesn't Look Like Him Or His Wife, Should I Tell Him? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 10:34am On Mar 24, 2024
According to African culture a child born under a man's roof is automatically his child, you guys need to stop disturbing yourselves with this DNA test nonsense
Christianity EtcRe: Happy Palm Sunday by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:24am On Mar 24, 2024
maureensylvia:
Bk from church
Of cos I’m a catholic, I celebrate Christ my king today 👑

Morning mass Dey sweet shaa😄😄😄
grin
Christianity EtcRe: Happy Palm Sunday by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:23am On Mar 24, 2024
id4sho:
Need some beer and meat
Bush meat or 'bush meat'? grin
RomanceRe: The Rises Of Simp by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:21pm On Mar 23, 2024
Omoawoke:
grin This will make a good series… The rise of simps
Simps rule the world grin
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Recently Cheated On Me, Please I Need Advice by SIMPonPatrol(m): 1:46pm On Mar 23, 2024
StatusSymbol:
Please I want you to know that all women are the same. They are all cheaters.
If you catch them red-handed, they will cry and try to blame you for the bad they've done

Modified

I didn't even read your post before making the comment. I just read it now and everything fits. You see it
We know that cheating and ashawo is part of your family DNA and is being practised by your sisters and and the females in your family but don't assume that the samething happens among females from other families!

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