Romance › Re: Nairalanders Are Scammers. I Just Realized I've Been Scammed by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:32am On Sep 15, 2023 |
Bea1234: I want to post her handle here. I don't know if it's allowed Don't assume it was a female because the moniker has an "f" attached to it. It was probably a man pretending to be a woman |
Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 4:09pm On Sep 14, 2023 |
GasAndOilTheory:
 Why are you laughing? What is funny in the rubbish he wrote? |
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Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 7:56am On Sep 10, 2023 |
Olawade24: Perhaps with a strapon.  Don't mind him, that moniker bearing VickyELEFAN is a guy pretending to be a female  |
Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:07pm On Sep 08, 2023 |
mamagee3: [color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?
Like my profile photo if you “like” my profile photo.[/color] I like your new pic and gave you a like cos you look good  |
Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:05pm On Sep 08, 2023 |
VickyELEFAN: I will like to fvck you doggy styIe You're claiming to be female yet you want to fvkk another female doggy style, yeye! |
Romance › Re: Deleted. by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:17pm On Sep 08, 2023 |
eepeepook: That’s the problem. She never said it was over. She has an itch in her puscy so she needs a guy who will be helping her scratch it  |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Barack Obama's Daughter, Sasha Smoking Marijuana In Public goes viral by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:11pm On Sep 08, 2023 |
This girl looks older than her age , probably due to her habit of smoking |
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Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo by SIMPonPatrol(m): 8:14pm On Sep 03, 2023 |
PapaGee3:
Do you like my profile photo?
"Like" my profile photo if you like my profile photo
Is Mamagee3 your girlfriend? |
Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 8:11pm On Sep 03, 2023 |
mamagee3: [color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?
“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo [/color] Is Papagee3 your boyfriend?  |
Romance › What I Will Do When My Investment Matures by SIMPonPatrol(op): 11:28am On Sep 02, 2023 |
I love women and have the intention of marrying up to 7 wives.
Polygamy is sweet if you have the money for it.
Right now I can comfortably take care of 5 wives and 10 children.
I have started plans for constructulion of a mini estate which will have 8 duplexes inside with a garage each which will be allocated to all of my 7 wives.
Additionally each wife will get a 2010 Toyota Corolla and will be receiving a monthly allowance of $300 but I will be fully responsible for paying the school fees of all my children with them.
I recently made a significant investment which should mature soon after which I will set my marriage plans in motion.
Some ladies here have caught my attention and they are UyaiIncomparabl, Siofra, Rokiat and IconicR.
Other ladies I have interest in include Pocohantas and JovialJune however the issue is that I have not seen their pics.
I would be happy if someone could send me the recent full length pics of these two ladies |
Romance › Re: I Finally Confronted My Husband. by SIMPonPatrol(m): 12:08am On Aug 31, 2023 |
Woman please allow this man have taste of another puscy!
He has not committed a crime by looking outside |
Romance › Re: VIDEO: What Would You Do If You Were The Husband Of This Lady by SIMPonPatrol(m): 8:16am On Aug 29, 2023 |
Being a stripper is just like any other job |
Romance › Re: When A Lady Says "Thank You" After $ex? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 8:05am On Aug 29, 2023 |
Rokiat: Well they may just be using you for sex.
They may hate your guts and just be using your di..ck That’s all.
Singing
Yeah, 'cause girls is players too Trust me Rokiat if I fvk.k you by the time I'm done you'll also say Thank you  Have a great day sugar, with your fine ass  |
Romance › Re: Heartbroken Woman Weeps As She Reaches 30 Without Husband Or Children by SIMPonPatrol(m): 7:57am On Aug 29, 2023 |
Jeon: This is so funny. Men are now crying and forcing Marriage into a Woman's throat.
Who df will look your side when y'all men hate fertility and womanhood .
And must of you are sacred because there will be no more pussy for you. Fati2001 you have not even made up your mind whether you're a man or a woman.  Do not worry about me, I will always get puscy cos I love and treat women right  |
Romance › Re: Some People Actually Spend Their Whole Lives On Nairaland (photo) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 7:48am On Aug 29, 2023 |
siofra: You're right!!
Nairaland has become sooo boring. I can't even post pictures like I used to because of Seun's cloud flare verification stuff. It's so annoying.
I'm deactivating soon too. Please don't forget to give me your phone number before your deactivate my sugar, I would love to take you out on a treat  |
Romance › Re: How Do You Stop This Female Colleague Of Mine by SIMPonPatrol(m): 7:35am On Aug 29, 2023 |
I don't even know what your problem is.
The lady is clinging to you cos she's still new and you're the only one she trusts there.
You can just be smashing her in the meantime on the down low but try not to get her pregnant |
Romance › Re: Heartbroken Woman Weeps As She Reaches 30 Without Husband Or Children by SIMPonPatrol(m): 8:26pm On Aug 28, 2023 |
Jeon: misplaced priority. How is it misplaced priority? In axtual fact it is you who is forming LGBTQ here and deceiving yourself that has misplaced priority |
Romance › Re: When A Lady Says "Thank You" After $ex? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 8:14pm On Aug 28, 2023 |
When you do a good job and.the lady says thank you, I don't see anything wrong in that.
I have experienced it a couple of times before |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija All Stars: How Nigerians Voted Tolanibaj, Frodd And Seyi by SIMPonPatrol(m): 8:49pm On Aug 27, 2023 |
They should have sent that Seyi asshole home |
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TV/Movies › Re: Tolanibaj Evicted From The Big Brother Naija All Stars by SIMPonPatrol(m): 8:40pm On Aug 27, 2023 |
maureensylvia: Good riddance
I hope she won’t commit suicide when she sees Ilebaye smooching Neo
That gal was really annoying!
Imagine fighting my gender on top man Are you married or single? |
Romance › Re: Who Do We Blame The Girl Or The Guy, Another Surprise Proposal Gone Wrong! by SIMPonPatrol(m): 8:35pm On Aug 27, 2023 |
DaddyCoool: Did you watch the video? I KNOW you didn't. He tricked the girl with fake proposal It looks real but I still suspect it's a skit It looks real to me. I think the guy deserves what he got |
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Romance › Re: Can You Leave A Good Woman Because She Slept With Someone By Mistake? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:10pm On Aug 26, 2023 |
No I will not leave her so long as it is a one time mistake |
Health › Re: Pastor Prosper Obum Igboke Commits Suicide, Jumps Down Storey-Building by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:06pm On Aug 26, 2023 |
post=125379724: Trending Terrible News, Coming From Nnewi
Don't Forget, Bring This Bad News Na only bad news you dey bring |
Romance › Re: This Guy Won 7.4 Million In Betting And Met His Soul Mate On The Same Day(photo) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:26pm On Aug 26, 2023 |
Rokiat: Who cares if the lady love him For money, he likes the lady cuz he find her pretty too if not he wouldn’t even look at her.
Just the way men like pretty women women like men with money and ain’t nothing wrong with that.
Only broke guys hate it. I would love to take you out on a date and pamper you if you're in Lagos  |
Sports › Re: Moisés Caicedo & His Girlfriend (Before And After Pictures) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 5:02pm On Aug 20, 2023 |
Jovialjune1: You nl boys keep proving us right over and over again, nothing but sèx is in your brain, such emptiness can only come from an empty man. I love women very much so based on my experience I can tell that you have not been properly fvckked in a long while therefore what you need right now is someone who will take you to paradise in za oza room.  One love sugar  |