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RomanceRe: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 1:29pm On Sep 27, 2023
Your best option is to go to the police to make a report
RomanceRe: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush?? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 8:59am On Sep 24, 2023
Dem plenty sef... grin
UyaiIncomparabl
Jennyclay
Pocohontas
Rokiat
Siofra
IconicR
Amontolongbo
Mamagee3
Samantha124
RomanceRe: HELP!!! I'm In Love With This Busty Yoruba Girl ((pictures)) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 10:35pm On Sep 23, 2023
Infolenka:
The last button grin grin
This lady is trully beautiful
RomanceRe: Is It Offensive For Your Older Sister To Drop You Off On The Side Of The Road by SIMPonPatrol(m): 10:24pm On Sep 23, 2023
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Is it offensive for an older sister to go out with her younger sister and niece at the sidewalk instead of her place after an outing?[/color]
Babe please remember our appointment for tomorrow
RomanceRe: Tiv People Of Benue State Never Give Their Wives To Visitors. by SIMPonPatrol(m): 10:05pm On Sep 23, 2023
Abemy:
No Tiv man is named Adakole.
I have a friend from Benue state who bears that surname, I just don't want to mention his first name
FamilyRe: What’s Bothering You by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:58pm On Sep 23, 2023
Samantha124:
I've been sick since last night... I already had plans for the weekend, but sickness decided to come knocking at around 8pm and I've been laying in bed like a vegetable all day.

Hopefully I'll be better by tomorrow.
Have you done pregnancy test? grin
RomanceRe: Tiv People Of Benue State Never Give Their Wives To Visitors. by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:17pm On Sep 22, 2023
Abemy:
If you are sure this is our tradition, and you have proof to this effect, go to Nnzough U Tiv (Tiv Day Celebration Gboko 2017) on Facebook, there is a N10m offer for you, submit the details of your benefactors, after verification, you will be given N10m.

If not, keep quiet, or I will personally ensure that there is no more faceless profile on this forum, to stop people from talking without consequences.
I have lost contact with the only friend from Benue I have but I'm hopeful that I will reconnect with him one of these days.

I'm very sure Adakole will invite me to his house and he will do the needful, I will come here to give testimony grin
RomanceRe: Girls of nowadays Oga Jabez comedy by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:06pm On Sep 22, 2023
Laughnow419:
To marry plenty wife is not achievement
Says who?
RomanceRe: What Are Some Things That Can Make One Gain Weight Fast.. by SIMPonPatrol(m): 12:36pm On Sep 22, 2023
funkemary:
This life sha, some of us are trying to loose some fat and here is another trying to gain it. Baba God you too much
Please loosing weight try not to let it affect the size of your breasts, I like them just the way they are grin
RomanceRe: Why Girls Should Keep Themselves by SIMPonPatrol(m): 12:34pm On Sep 22, 2023
Paramount01:
Are you still a virgin
Who virginity epp?
RomanceRe: The Mentality Of A Nigerian Girl by SIMPonPatrol(m): 12:13pm On Sep 22, 2023
Puss360:
Lol . I've been busy these days
Talk true, you go do small ashawo grin
RomanceRe: The Mentality Of A Nigerian Girl by SIMPonPatrol(m): 12:12pm On Sep 22, 2023
MadarasBlade:
Then it means you're nothing without money, you're really scared of loneliness and if money relationships are predicated on money, the only way to mask that loneliness is through money. What happens if the money vanishes, i do not wish you ill luck by the way.
Leave this story , go and chase money grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Many Guys Who Have Sex With Ladies Want To Marry Decent Ladies ? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 5:52pm On Sep 17, 2023
IconicR:
What's your old Monika?
I have always been a guest on Nairand but I finally decided to register this year so I will be able to converse with the beautiful ladies here
RomanceRe: Why Do Many Guys Who Have Sex With Ladies Want To Marry Decent Ladies ? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 4:42pm On Sep 17, 2023
IconicR:
Mama Cass 2am
Which one? Allen Avenue, Ajose Adeogun etc

Date?

By the way they don't stay open till 2am
RomanceRe: How Japa Changed My Life Within 3 Years: A Story Shared From Place Of Grace by SIMPonPatrol(m): 4:37pm On Sep 17, 2023
Habanero05:
At lest it brings money but your poverty ridened self can’t understand cuz you live in a 3rd world country like Nigeria. Poverty !!
Some of us in 3rd world countries make more money than a lot of you guys doing shitty jobs in The Abroad grin

Better go back to work before your oyinbo boss who is 5 years your junior will come and lambast you in public for chatting during official work hours
RomanceRe: Why Do Many Guys Who Have Sex With Ladies Want To Marry Decent Ladies ? by SIMPonPatrol(m):
IconicR:
Are you minding them

Thank God they will all marry from the mess they created


Only decent men deserves decent women

Imagine luminouz too looking for a virgin kikikikiki
When will you be free for me to come take you out for lunch? grin

You can choose any restaurant you like so long as it's in Lagos
RomanceRe: How Japa Changed My Life Within 3 Years: A Story Shared From Place Of Grace by SIMPonPatrol(m):
Habanero05:
What does it take to be happy for me? What does it take to congratulate me instead of tearing me down? Citizen of the most poorest country in the world . No wonder none of you can afford to eat two meals a day not to talk of buying an iPhone
I'm happy for you, I really am.

Your break time is over so now go back to your job of packing the shit of old white people in the care home where you work
RomanceRe: Who Poor Pass by SIMPonPatrol(m):
orohbiro:
Chai
You're a man pretending to be woman because the profile pic you used before is of a different girl
RomanceRe: Women Hustle by SIMPonPatrol(m): 3:55pm On Sep 17, 2023
Jeon:
This shows that dicks can't work on all girls.

When the only thing to offer is dick .
😁 glad I rejected it since 20+ years ago, if not I did be a doormat.
You're a confused human being, one day you will claim to be female the next day you will claim to be male and in-between you will claim to be gay.

Fati2001 please make up your mind so I will know whether I need to recommend a good dicking for you grin
RomanceRe: How Japa Changed My Life Within 3 Years: A Story Shared From Place Of Grace by SIMPonPatrol(m):
Habanero05:
If I check, you’re in Nigeria and none of you iver there can afford to buy an iPhone. But thanks anyway
Anyone you see carrying an iPhone in Nigeria paid for it 100% in cash, we don't borrow to buy ordinary phones here grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guy Slams Girls With Cornrows (pictures) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:29pm On Sep 17, 2023
ukaface:
Mtcheeeeeew
Akiko na nteje
My love are you from Nteje?
RomanceRe: Women Hustle by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:26pm On Sep 17, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Again,Rubbish!

It is generally insecurity that would cause a person to focus attention on what people whose opinion really shouldn't matter have to say. When you are secure in who you are as an individual, you won't give a rats arse even if it is the Pope talking. undecided

2. It is far more exhilarating to not have to depend on any other human being for your wants and desire.. undecided
Kobojunkie my love what Tamarinda said is very true, you need a really good fvckk so you will calm down a bit grin

It's very obvious that it's been a while since you had puscy numbing sex that leads to earth shatteribg orgasm that makes you grin from ear to ear everytime you remember the experience .

Enjoy your Sunday sugar kiss
FamilyRe: Am I Being Unreasonable Or Is My Wife Selfish? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:20am On Sep 17, 2023
phemy36:
Kindly avoid anything that has to do with Nigerian female. They are driven by emotions. Nothing on the upstairs. You can see from the way they respond to you clear write up. Forgetting that without clear purpose, compromising and cooperation in marriage failure abund. They think marriage is one way traffic. Do things the way that pleases you without considering other partners. That's the reason behind many failed marriages this days.
I hope you know you're an idiot
FamilyRe: Am I Being Unreasonable Or Is My Wife Selfish? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 10:36am On Sep 17, 2023
Marriage wahala on a Sunday morning
CelebritiesRe: Rema And Justin Skype Sets Tongue Wagging Amidst Dating Rumor by SIMPonPatrol(m):
Rokiat:
They look good together.

Good to see a dark man going for a dark woman.
Hello darling, I noticed you have not updated your profile with your pic for some time now.

What's the reason?

Please do the needful cos I want to see some real and well shaped African ass grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guy Slams Girls With Cornrows (pictures) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 8:50am On Sep 17, 2023
I love cornrows on a lady grin
RomanceRe: Tiv People Of Benue State Never Give Their Wives To Visitors. by SIMPonPatrol(m): 8:39am On Sep 17, 2023
It's part of their tradition so I see nothing wrong with it

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