Politics › Re: Kogi: No Result Sheets in Ogori/magongo LGA - SDP, PDP Allege Compromise by SIMPonPatrol(m): 1:05pm On Nov 11, 2023 |
Romanoff: In my part of Kogi state (Okunland) election rarely takes place. Before you comot cone vote, them go tell you say election done finish and result will be announced. Especially Mopa. You're basically the only fair complexioned person from Kogi State that I know, from Mercy Johnson, to Ilebaye to Dino Melaye have nice dark skin. If not that you are already married I would have added you to my list of Nairaland girlfriends  |
Family › Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by SIMPonPatrol(m): 4:25pm On Nov 10, 2023 |
Shebi the thing dey work, that's the most crucial thing  |
Romance › Re: Is her AZZ too big for me ? Pics added by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:02pm On Nov 09, 2023 |
alphaNomega: Mr. SIM, I know you like 40+ women. Na your marriage spec be dat I like all young ladies  |
Romance › Re: Offer still on - Earn Easy money - 15K by SIMPonPatrol(op): 4:44pm On Nov 05, 2023 |
The person who sent me an email this morning forgot to include his/her nairaland moniker |
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Romance › Re: Is her AZZ too big for me ? Pics added by SIMPonPatrol(m): 10:07pm On Nov 04, 2023 |
Another rubbish thread to bash ladies! |
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Prefers To fūck Me Inside The Bathroom by SIMPonPatrol(m): 5:43pm On Nov 04, 2023 |
turmacs: I kind of find this awkward My boyfriend prefers to have sex in the shower. If i can count the number of times we fûcked last month, out of ten, seven were in the shower while the rest were on the bed. Is there something about shower sex that makes it sweeter than bed sex  We already know you're a man pretending to be a woman  |
Romance › Re: Offer still on - Earn Easy money - 15K by SIMPonPatrol(op): 5:38pm On Nov 04, 2023 |
Please remember to include your Nairaland moniker in your email |
Romance › Re: See What My Guy Wife Did To Him This Morning by SIMPonPatrol(m): 5:36pm On Nov 04, 2023 |
PoliteActivist: Why can't he simply take the shoe box from her? Why should he take the money by force? Is it his money? |
Romance › Re: Warning!!!! Beware Of Accessbank ATM Card On Other ATM Machine by SIMPonPatrol(m): 10:32pm On Nov 03, 2023 |
thorpido: Access bank too get wahala.To do transfers sef get as e be. All banks have their own issues |
Romance › Re: Offer still on - Earn Easy money - 15K by SIMPonPatrol(op): 8:46pm On Oct 31, 2023 |
Alearna: I'm sorry I can't.
I have zero interest in being a snitch.
I just want her to realize she's not anonymous, contrary to what she thinks. Please send a sample image to my email let me examine it to be sure you're telling the truth. My email address is simponpatrol@gmail.com |
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Cheat On Women They Really Love? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 8:42pm On Oct 31, 2023 |
I have no intention of cheating on my 7 wives after I have married them  |
Romance › Re: Offer still on - Earn Easy money - 15K by SIMPonPatrol(op): 6:35pm On Oct 29, 2023 |
If you don't want to post the pic here you can send me a PM |
Romance › Re: Shout Out To All The Beautiful Nairaland Ladies by SIMPonPatrol(op): 6:33pm On Oct 29, 2023 |
I will post their pics next month...stay tuned |
Romance › Re: Couples Now Getting Married But Postponing Having Kids by SIMPonPatrol(m): 6:26pm On Oct 29, 2023 |
The econonony in Nigeria only goes from bad to worse therefore postponing child bearing may not be such a good idea |
Romance › Re: Offer still on - Earn Easy money - 15K by SIMPonPatrol(op): 2:45pm On Oct 29, 2023 |
Alearna: I do. But it makes no sense revealing her identity here when she wants to remain "anonymous. "
I find it funny so many people on nairaland think they're anonymous but if you're really good, you can add 1 and 2 together and know their real identity. Please send me your email address so I can contact you  |
Romance › Re: Help!! This Man Is Distracting Me. I Can't Even Focus (photos) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:38pm On Oct 29, 2023 |
siofra:

Mtchewwwwwwww.
I'm not lonely, nor depressed, nor idle, maybe a little crazy  Siofra my love is try that you were banned for about 6 months?  Do you know the mod who banned you? |
Romance › Re: Offer still on - Earn Easy money - 15K by SIMPonPatrol(op): 4:11pm On Oct 28, 2023 |
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Romance › Re: Who Made The Law That Husband Must Be Older? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 12:04pm On Oct 28, 2023 |
MarveworldG: Are you a husband or wife? irrespective of your age, we could give your wonderful hōme the lůxuřy iňterior it deserves
We are located in Lagos, Port Harcöurt and Abůja (we serve anywhere) +234 81 19 89 6. 4 72 This is how ibwould love to furnish the apartments I'm building for my wives, UyaiIncomoarabl, Siofra, IconicR aka Zzor aka Iyaebe, Pocohantas, Jennyclay and Rokiat  |
Romance › Re: Offer still on - Earn Easy money - 15K by SIMPonPatrol(op): 8:48am On Oct 28, 2023 |
1Sharon: Why only 6k? She's worth more than that. The money is for her pic not her brideprice. When we get to the point of marriage I will dixuss bride price with her father or the most elderly men in her kindred cos I know Pocohantas is from one of the 5 Igbo speaking states |
Romance › Re: What Do Think Are The Reasons Why Divorce Are High Now by SIMPonPatrol(m): 8:44am On Oct 28, 2023 |
Nonexisting1: I blame it on single mothers. Since they started raising children without their fathers, this once saner society started going down the drain. Did the single mothers impregnate themselves? |
Crime › Re: Modou Adams Caught Trying To Smuggle £300,000 Worth Of Cocaine by SIMPonPatrol(m): 12:06pm On Oct 27, 2023 |
Ijaued: Content creation na the front end while drug trade is thr backend  Very apt description |