₦airaland Forum

Aaaaarghmed:
Omo,simping bad sha.no be me.i am too stubborn to be a simp

Stubborn and broke at the same time

Sirchiboy:
Na our stupid dick when no dey think or use him number 6 dey deceive us.
Nothing dey there.
Na just infections

Oga no brokenness dey worry you.

Go and make money so that you can afford to fvçk any lady you want then you will realise that sex is not overrated

Maybe na Oluwole meter dem install for you

Yes the relationship is over

I want to wish all Nigerian ladies a Happy International Women's Day!

Keep shinning!

IyaTola:
We are the weaker vessel. It was from your 22 ribs they made us.

Oh really?

Savedday2:
My brother, believe it or not, all 9ja girls are ashawo. Some do it openly and others do it codedly.

If you like, take her to go stay in heaven, she will still jump from one prick to the other.

Carry ashawo go UK thinking she will change.

Honestly, I pity that guy with all the pity in me!

I know all your sisters and all the ladies in your family are ashawos but that does not mean you should conclude that all the girls in Nigeria are also ashawos like your family!

@
Missyojo
I have sent your recharge card, you did not specify the network you want so I sent you MTN

missyojo:
Thank you! Please do you mind I drop the number where I would want the card to enter instead of my email or better still if I can send you a mail.

You can send me an email to this address simponpatrol@gmail.com.

Please be sure to include strong proof of your identity because I'm sure some scammers might also send me mails pretending to be you

@
MoshBear
Missyojo
Teefeeh1
Wumi2017
CgRay

Please post your email address and the name of the telecomms network you use.

I will send you the PIN for recharge card of 500Naira each.

Alternatively you can send me an email simponpatrol@gmail.com.

Please include evidence that you were actually the one who sent the email

CgRay:
Number 5
3113060 Polaris bank Oluwakemi

Thanks

Number 5

Pastor Adeboye on the hot seat, next time think before you speak

Jk

Uchesis:
I pity your ppusy on that day

I'm very sure you will like to fvkk her if given the opportunity, yet you don't want to spend money to make her happy first.

You see your life?

Nvestor02:
Why did woman always want to put all bills onto men.


Valentine is all about lovers not about men celebrating their women. The responsibility of Valentine should be on all.

degamonn:
So, all some of you do is to wait for men to spend on you? Have you heard of Chi Amanda ( I hope I got the spelling correctly? ).
Work hard to be like her or any other hard working women around and stop selling your body for IPhones up and down.

Justbehave:
That's to tell how lazy and dumb she is. You shouldn't be surprised at all .

Brighton1:
Learn to close dat endless pity in btw ur legs. Get a job nd not a boyfriend.

Keep quiet my friend, women are ment to be pampered.

If you don't have money go and chase money instead of disturbing the peace with your whining!

wumi2017:
Hi iam the number 2 😆😌

Number 4

teefeeh1:
0234561282 Gtbank. Agboola Boluwatife. Thanks in advance

Number 3

missyojo:
Let me be the number 1 on queue

Number 2

Moshybear:
Are you serious?

Hope I'll be selected sha

Number 1

PinkNature:
I'm a male, but wouldn't mind dropping my account.

@Dimaya please start by sending N5,000 to this guy first

Dimaya:
Okay. But enjoy this for now

N100,000

On my behalf pease share the N100,000 to the first 20 ladies to comment on this thread (N5,000 each)

Thank you

I'm thinking of doing a Valentine's Day giveaway strictly for ladies but I want to be sure that the beneficiaries are actually females

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If you call out married women then you must also call out the men who cheat with them!

Remijuice:
So which gift you later got

Feed us with pics jareh

Well I got her a 1.5HP split unit AC from Cash N Carry showroom on Allen Avenue

I bought it at the very last minute cos I was thinking I would get a better suggestion because I already gave an AC to another about 2 or 3 years ago so I wanted to use something different this time

Lataability:
me and you no say na lie you dey lie

I will respond to you because you have an old Nairaland account and I want to use you as a scapegoat.

Tell me what you doubt about the story and I will send you picture evidence showing myself and the lady in question then another pic showing her and her fiance and a pic of the wedding IV.

The only condition is that you must first promise never to post the pics on Nairaland or anywhere online and you must also deactivate your Nairaland account after I have sent convincing proof to you!

I'm presently at the wedding reception located on the street off Otunba Jobifele Way, Ikeja business district.

Feel free to come over now, just ask for direction to Mind Builders School and let me know when you get here so I can tell you the name of the exact event centre.

Please send your email address for the pics

Demigod22:
That's how one went to his ex wedding and ended up sleeping with her. I don't understand this recent obsession with ex wedding. I don't know any of my ex that will convince me to attend her wedding, how often do we even communicate that a wedding invitation will be extend to me?

As you are busy buying gifts and attending ex wedding, please stay away from that kpekus.

The fact that we are not in a relationship does not necessarily mean I should become an enemy of my ex.

Anyway, I'm at the reception venue now enjoying myself

Pepperdemisback:
Gather 6 of your friends with you to make 7. All of you should wear White Agbada with Navy Blue cap with black shoes.
When they announce Bridal Entry, the 7 of you will form a circle round her and start to spray money.

I love this suggestion, unfortunately I can't use it since time is very short an I can't start calling up my friends less than 24 hours to the event to try and arrange it.

I will use it when I receive another wedding IV

One of my exgirlfiends will be getting married tomorrow and has invited me.

It is my tradition to give wedding presents to my ex girlfriends, but right now I have run out of ideas on what to buy.

I need suggestions on a quality wedding present to give her.

My budget is N400,000.

She's indirectly telling you that is her favourite food

Jeon:
Thick thighs, but no. I won't smash.

This Aboki geh you're a confused person

Keepamsafe:
I don’t know how to tell her to stop because she’s my next door neighbor and she can access me almost at will and she knows im single and been hinting marriage even to her hearing.

But, im not sexually attracted to her even when she wear skimpy dresses and I have never made any advances.

No matter what happens, make sure you don't fukc her!