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RomanceRe: Who Wants To Make Me His ODO? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:34pm On Aug 20, 2023
bibianna:
You're so good to go! smiley
I like your figure, I might also apply grin
SportsRe: Moisés Caicedo & His Girlfriend (Before And After Pictures) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:31pm On Aug 20, 2023
Jovialjune1:
Nigerian girls? Such Inferiority complex

Nigerian girls only go for rich men? Hustling guys don't have gf and wives of their own?
I have been observing you and I have a good suggestion for you.

Look for a guy who will Bleep your brains out, it will help reduce the bile and bitterness you're habouring in your body grin
RomanceRe: Help!! It's Too Cold I Can't Wear My Ashawo Clothes! by SIMPonPatrol(m): 12:14pm On Aug 19, 2023
IconicR:
The cold is too much truly, can you believe I'm still under my duvet and I love sleeping naked, so I would have to remain here till the weather is calm.
Pics or idonbilivit grin
RomanceRe: In Nairaland, Everyone Is Rich Until You Visit Them. by SIMPonPatrol(m): 10:35pm On Aug 18, 2023
siofra:
If you're a rich nairalander, my account is open.
Happy Birthday Siofra my love! grin
AutosRe: What Does The Term V6, V12 Mean In Cars. by SIMPonPatrol(m): 10:26pm On Aug 02, 2023
RoadMozart:
I believe honda engine has more power than camry. Honda accord has more balance than camry on high speeds.

A v6 with turbo charger will definitely out run a v8 without turbo
No matter how balanced the Honda Accord is, at the appropriatr time its ball joint will pull off and leave you stranded! angry
RomanceRe: Dating A Lady Without Plans Of Marrying Her: Is It Usage? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 4:32am On Aug 01, 2023
grin
RomanceRe: Is She Doing It Intentionally? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 4:26am On Aug 01, 2023
grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Couple’s Transformation Photos Causes Buzz Online by SIMPonPatrol(m): 3:18pm On Jul 30, 2023
Ruth1994:
See breast wey this small boy dey enjoy o. Life no balance
The person behind this moniker is a man, I'm sure of it.

Womanizer come o, I don catch 1 impersonator here!

Back to the topic under discussion, this girl's breast look very succulent grin
TravelRe: My Flight Has A Stopover At Dublin, Do I Need A Transit Visa? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:10pm On Jul 29, 2023
Jennyclay:
come and take me along with you to the UK Biko!!

Thank you!
I will be going to Dallas, Texas in October 2023 for 1 month you can come join me grin
BusinessRe: Zenith Bank Re-Appoints Dame Adaora Umeoji As Deputy Managing Director by SIMPonPatrol(m): 8:52pm On Jul 29, 2023
iyatrustee:
was a big name in Abuja that year, new bankers like us wanted to be like her but our muscle no reach!

She grew quickly through the ranks, she may one day head Zenith Bank.
Maybe it's because your puscy game was not as tight as her own grin
RomanceRe: Do You Believe in No-Sex Before Marriage? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 8:38pm On Jul 29, 2023
Why should I believe in no sex before marriage?
RomanceRe: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:09am On Jul 23, 2023
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo [/color]
Just ignore the hateful comments you're getting, what matter is how you feel about yourself smiley
RomanceRe: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:06am On Jul 23, 2023
JONSYN7154:
Your picture look like a riverine 🐸 frog.
Show us your own let's see
RomanceRe: Is Tony Elumelu Teenage Daughter Married? See Picture by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:02am On Jul 23, 2023
fuckingAyaya:
Hustle ooo make you no come online dey check whether your fellow man teenage pikin don marry😭😭😭😭
No mind the gold digger
PoliticsRe: LP: We Regret Making Peter Obi Our Presidential Candidate – Apapa-faction by SIMPonPatrol(m): 6:28pm On Jul 22, 2023
Idiots it's because of Peter Obi that people know your party
RomanceRe: Why Having A Girlfriend Is Better Than Patronizing Olosho. (opinion) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:14am On Jul 22, 2023
Savedday2:
The bottom line is all 9ja girls are ashawo both the ones forming GF or church girl. They are all the same.

The fact that you have never caught your babe doing ashawo, doesn't mean she is not an ashawo
Stop typing this rubbish all over the place you frustrated 1diot!
RomanceRe: Men Should Stop Bullying Their Girlfriends Or Wives by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:06pm On Jul 21, 2023
IconicR:
Women are weird to manipulate and men should understand that.
I would like to bully you in the bedroom grin
RomanceRe: Why Are some Single Ladies Attracted To Married Men? by SIMPonPatrol(m):
Savedday2:
The bottom line is all 9ja girls are ashawo both the ones forming GF or church girl. They are all the same.

The fact that you have never caught your babe doing ashawo, doesn't mean she is not an ashawo
You have a serious mental problem!
RomanceRe: Nigerian Pastor Advises Couples To Give He*d (pix) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:54am On Jul 17, 2023
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
The world is indeed coming to an end..
No, the world is not cumming to an end grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Pastor Advises Couples To Give He*d (pix) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:50am On Jul 17, 2023
DavidTech23:
Women are not designed to cum
If you don't know how to do your job in the bedroom you ask us to teach you instead of exposing your ignorance to the whole world.

If you can repeatedly Bleep a lady till she cumms just know that you will have her under your control grin
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Meets Dapo Abiodun Behind Close Doors (Photos) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 12:13pm On Jul 15, 2023
Amotolongbo:
All these closed door meetings with no opened door outputs!
Your new profile pic. grin

So you're single,I like beautiful ladies so I will add your name to my to-do list grin
RomanceRe: This Makeup Artist Will Not Make Heaven. by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:23pm On Jul 09, 2023
id4sho:
Nahhhhh, when drunk and konji has shot up cheesy grin
Even if I'm dead drunk I won't fuckkk her grin
RomanceRe: This Makeup Artist Will Not Make Heaven. by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:21pm On Jul 09, 2023
kayelm87:
Even the Chain on there neck is different.
Oga it's the same person!
RomanceRe: I'm I Wrong For Calling Out My Aunty For Terrible Attitude Towards Men???? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:19pm On Jul 09, 2023
Go and quickly apologise to your aunty if you don't want her curse to affect you
RomanceRe: My Redeem Pastor Sleeping With My Wife by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:12pm On Jul 09, 2023
Prexy:
Pls an advise, u travelled for some months last year for business, spent two months, came back to discover that my pastor whom I trust so dearly infact I call him my daddy, was capture on my hidden camera sleeping with my wife, when I confronted my wife she confessed, now what should I do? As am so shocked at the betrayal of trust from them both, pls am confused.
You left your wife for 2 months and your pastor helped you take care of her so why are you complaiing?

Please increase your offering in the pastor's church as a way of thanking him grin
RomanceRe: What Is The Biggest Thing You Ever Bought For A Lady by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:07pm On Jul 09, 2023
I can buy a house for a lady if she's worth it
RomanceRe: Why Do Young Ladies Who Are Into Fornication Find It So Difficult To Stop by SIMPonPatrol(m): 7:55pm On Jul 06, 2023
Because sex is very sweet grin
RomanceRe: How Old Were U When Men Started Making Sexual Advances To You? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:41pm On Jul 04, 2023
Xenry:
Na men go comment pass for the post grin.
Some men no get sense shaa, they will follow anything in a skirt.
But for me, I don't give a fvck. Nigerian girls really ain't worth it. Change my mind if you can. Following them is just a waste of time.
What is wrong with chasing skirts, is it trousers that you want me to chase? angry
RomanceRe: How Old Were U When Men Started Making Sexual Advances To You? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:38pm On Jul 04, 2023
All I know is that Jennyclay's breasts popped out when she was just 11 years old
RomanceRe: Meet 63 Years Old Woman Who Posts Pictures Like A 30 Year Old by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:27pm On Jul 04, 2023
Her breasts still look good though I don't think she has given birth before grin
RomanceRe: This Is Affecting My Relationship by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:30pm On Jul 04, 2023
After all the bedroom acrobatics her puscy now has a sour taste to you.

Don't worry we understand grin

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