Romance › Re: Wetin I Gain If She No Get Nyansh? by SIMPonPatrol(op): 4:09pm On Dec 02, 2023 |
Skyview01: No difference between your own nyash and that well rounded nyash. All na flesh. That is not true, women's nyansh is always very soft to the touch  |
Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Date My Friend’s Ex by SIMPonPatrol(m): 8:46pm On Nov 29, 2023 |
Chingyyy878: Why is it a problem to date a friend ex, what if she’s a God’s plan for me ? Are you ready to live with the knowledge that your friend once fukced your wife? |
Romance › Re: Pictures Of Your Oldest Yet Useful Belonging by SIMPonPatrol(m): 12:58pm On Nov 28, 2023 |
bigpicture001: mr ITK...who talked about buying anything...if u dont understand English abeg park well He told you the fact but unfortunately we Nigerians do not like to hear the truth. This is Romance Section and we come here to chase money, talk about nyansh and plot how we're going to 'catch' girls like Samantha124  |
Romance › Re: I Love Big Yansh ( Pics ) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 12:51pm On Nov 28, 2023 |
Mercisharelove come and see o  |
Politics › Re: No One Can Stop Me From Securing PDP Ticket: Shaibu by SIMPonPatrol(m): 12:48pm On Nov 28, 2023 |
Politicians like to talk tough during an election contest  |
Romance › Re: Wetin I Gain If She No Get Nyansh? by SIMPonPatrol(op): 3:47pm On Nov 26, 2023 |
Antwan99: Nyash dey whine man brain no be small. Especially if a woman has a big one then wears a loose dress that makes it giggle while she walks You sabi the thing wella  |
Romance › Re: Is This The Most Bootilicious Female Nairalander? by SIMPonPatrol(op): 3:45pm On Nov 26, 2023 |
BigDickProblems: Fat girls are unattractive and they stink. She is not fat, she just has a big ass. Even if she's fat you can't say with certainty that all of them stink  |
Romance › Re: Wetin I Gain If She No Get Nyansh? by SIMPonPatrol(op): 3:09pm On Nov 25, 2023 |
Samantha124: Is it nyansh or yansh? The two are used interchangeably  By the way do you have nyansh? I would like to see your pic  |
Romance › Re: Wetin I Gain If She No Get Nyansh? by SIMPonPatrol(op): 3:06pm On Nov 25, 2023 |
4KNGOATS: mumu na joblessnes na im dey worry u come make i giv u work Oga if you sef no dey idle na wetin carry you come here?  |
Romance › Re: Is This The Most Bootilicious Female Nairalander? by SIMPonPatrol(op): 3:01pm On Nov 25, 2023 |
livenija: Face ko Make do with the ass for now  If I post her face the mods will delete the thread |
Romance › Re: How Can I Handle This Small Girl ? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:59pm On Nov 25, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna: she fit go cry give her people say I beat her.
If to say na better song she dey sing I for no complain . This girl like to dey sing all those sorrowful Yoruba songs wey dey make person sad. E just dey vex me  Use a stern voice and tell her to keep her voice down when singing |
Romance › Wetin I Gain If She No Get Nyansh? by SIMPonPatrol(op): 1:02pm On Nov 25, 2023*. Modified: 3:04pm On Nov 25, 2023 |
I created this thread in response to the thread by the Nairalander Mercisharelove about men wasting time starng at women who have big buttocks. Madam Mercisharelove the fact that you have a flat ass is not an excuse to beef ladies who have big nyansh. Part of an African lady's beauty lies in having a large and well rounded nyansh https://www.nairaland.com/7916131/when-woman-big-buttocks |
Romance › Re: Is This The Most Bootilicious Female Nairalander? by SIMPonPatrol(op): 3:55pm On Nov 19, 2023 |
Chispa: So this amoeba na your booty? Another man simp is down. When you see something good you praise it, it won't cost you anything. Just check out that traffic-stopoing ass  |
Romance › Re: Is This The Most Bootilicious Female Nairalander? by SIMPonPatrol(op): 3:53pm On Nov 19, 2023 |
Anytinproperty1: Just like that, on a Sunday afternoon..? Nawa o Oya make unna take award 🏆🏆🏆🏆 ... Thank you for the award sir!  |
Romance › Re: Shey I No Go Fake My Own Death Too Like This?(pics) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 3:50pm On Nov 19, 2023 |
Ginaz: Good one but you need to work on the audio. it's too low to hear clearly and your vocals are not so smooth. How are you doing sugar?  Would you like to be my girlfriend? |
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Romance › Re: Single Mothers Are Bad At Everything by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:53pm On Nov 19, 2023 |
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Romance › Is This The Most Bootilicious Female Nairalander? by SIMPonPatrol(op): 2:43pm On Nov 19, 2023 |
My girl's ass is the curviest on Nairaland  She's a Nairalander and she is blazing hot 
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Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:37pm On Nov 19, 2023 |
Saturnalia: You have 1,968 topics in your profile. I am guessing 95% of these topics are centered on seeking validation with your useless profile picture.
One would have easily concluded that you’re an attention-starved teenager who just began her menstruation, but looking at your picture, (if that is really you), I was torn between shedding tears for you or just minding my business as usual, because I imagined that if you were to be my younger sister or a family member, I would have no choice than to confine you to a mental sanitarium - for obvious reasons. Mamagee3 is my girlfriend and I can tell you that there is nothing wrong with her.  Carry your quack diagnosis and stuff it |
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Romance › Re: Single Mothers Are Bad At Everything by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:28pm On Nov 19, 2023 |
Stupid thread |
Romance › Re: Shout Out To All The Beautiful Nairaland Ladies by SIMPonPatrol(op): 11:11am On Nov 17, 2023 |
theunnamed: Pictures or I don’t believe it The modes have been deleting their pics that is why I cannot post them here but be rest assured that they are all pretty  |
Romance › Re: Guys, This Is Not A Time To Marry A Girl You Will Train In School. by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:09am On Nov 17, 2023 |
luminouz: I don't pity men who do that.
I never support it and will never support such. It's so simpish and insane. I can actually afford to train a girl through school but my SIMPlicity has not reached that level that is why I only chase Nairaland girls who are already done with school  |
Sports › Re: People's Comments About Ighalo's Unfaithfulness To His Wife Left Me In Shock by SIMPonPatrol(m): 6:29am On Nov 15, 2023 |
guobe: She said she was there from day one even when Ighalo was broke. And so what? Shebi Ighalo is still taking care of her and the children she had for him. Listen my friend, go and make real money then you will rralise that tying yourself to just 1 puscy is not justifiable  |
Sports › Re: People's Comments About Ighalo's Unfaithfulness To His Wife Left Me In Shock by SIMPonPatrol(m): 6:22am On Nov 15, 2023 |
ONEjoblessGUY: Was the woman there when ighalp was broke?? Wud she have married him still if he had no money?? Even if she was there when he was broke that still does not give her monopoly over him. Paul Psquare, MKO Abiola, Bill Clinton, Roman Abramovich etc all married their long time girlfriends but when they started making money and getting fame and power they realised that just 1 puscy is no longer enough  |
Sports › Re: People's Comments About Ighalo's Unfaithfulness To His Wife Left Me In Shock by SIMPonPatrol(m): 6:22am On Nov 15, 2023 |
Fiscus105: By ur foolish analogy, a wife that has enough and independent also entitled to change divks as she wanted?
Also, even if the woman not rich and independent, she entitled to contact HIV from her own husband becs she married well to do man. She also entitled to be going thru trauma of husband sleeping with every hole around her, friends, cousin, church members, neighbours etc. Stop whining! Go and make money and you will realise that just 1 puscy will not be enough for you, it's the same thing all over the world  So long as a man is adequately taking care of his responsibilities at home and is discrete about it I don't uderstand why his wife should give herself headache regarding who he sleeps with outside |
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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Still Talking With Her Ex by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:00am On Nov 12, 2023 |
Bliztzer: Women generally sabi change mind without thinking deep. E good make person marry girl wey get proper upbringing than all this street girls. Them no get rules, and them no dey obey rules or abide by it.
Most girls out there are damaged. Damaged by whom? How did you arrive at this conclusion? From which statistics? Una go just dey talk rubbish |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Still Talking With Her Ex by SIMPonPatrol(m): 10:56am On Nov 12, 2023 |
victooman: what should l do about the guy then? You have no business with the guy, your business is with the lady you're dating and if you cannot get her to focus on only you then you should call it quits |
Romance › Re: Shout Out To All The Beautiful Nairaland Ladies by SIMPonPatrol(op): 10:54am On Nov 12, 2023 |
LINSAR: Do people still ass lick naija girls?
I'd rather ass lick a 92 year old American grannie on wheelchair Nigerian ladies are the best  Go and make money first and you will know this is true |
Romance › Re: Offer still on - Earn Easy money - 15K by SIMPonPatrol(op): 10:52am On Nov 12, 2023 |
What some of you are sending are fakes, I still need a confirmed pic |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Still Talking With Her Ex by SIMPonPatrol(m): 10:48am On Nov 12, 2023 |
It's not easy to let go of a girl you fukced for 6 years straight |