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BusinessRe: Features To Look Out For When Purchasing A Bulletproof Vehicle by SIMPonPatrol(m): 12:32pm On Oct 15, 2023
senatrpaichulo:
you would need one if you're in Nigeria and well to do. Except you just want to stay in doors
It's not every well-to-do person in Nigeria that has hired assasins chasing him around grin
BusinessRe: Features To Look Out For When Purchasing A Bulletproof Vehicle by SIMPonPatrol(m): 12:50pm On Oct 14, 2023
I don't need a bullet proof car cos I'm not a politician and I don't have business partners who would want me dead
RomanceRe: Men With Pure Intention Still Want Sex. by SIMPonPatrol(m): 12:39pm On Oct 14, 2023
Stephen2324:
Men with pure intention still want sex.
Women with clear intentions still need money.
If we’re being honest
grin
RomanceRe: Ladies,what Are The Benefits Of Dating You? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 12:09pm On Oct 14, 2023
Michaelspresh:
I’m gonna start with myself….
First of all,nobody’s gonna tell you your girlfriend is ugly
2)my genotype is AA and I’m 5’7 (stop playing in olaoflagos voice)
3)No matter how we fight,I’ll never create a scene,destroy your car or television or any properties
4)if i tell you i love you,i love you cos it’s not coming from a place of hunger or from the financial benefits I’ll get.
5)You will have peace of mind cos I’m a one woman’s man and I’ll push your growth cos you can’t be with me and settle for less when im so ambitious.
6)i will support you physically,financially,spiritually and otherwise
7)I’ll plan random surprises,dates etc and make you different delicacies so far you are a provider
coolYou do not have to worry about me at public functions,i can speak for myself and also dress decently
9) final one,Nobody will call your girlfriend a dullard..i can help with work,share ideas,partake in intelligent conversations Etc

This thread is for the ladies and for single men searching for relationships
Over to you ladies,tell us the benefits of dating you
I love beautiful ladies like you but I can't stick with just 1 woman
RomanceRe: Video Of Single Ladies In Wedding Gowns Praying For A Life Partner (pics/video) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:50am On Oct 14, 2023
I wish I can just go there right now and marry 20 of the most beautiful ones there grin
RomanceRe: Woman Na Money, If You No Wan Spend, Avoid Women by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:43am On Oct 14, 2023
Stephen2324:
Woman na money, if you no wan spend, avoid women
I enjoy spending money on women because I think they seserve it
CrimeRe: Man Who Falsely Accused A Woman Of Stealing His Manhood Arrested In Delta by SIMPonPatrol(m): 10:44am On Oct 14, 2023
Jennyclay:
Nonsense men!!

I hate men!!

The police should also strip him naked so that the public would truly see that his manhood is intact undecided

Sick men everywhere!!
You still have not reaponded to my email.

Which restaurant should I make the reservation? Do you prefer the one in Radisson Blu on Ozumba Mbadiwe, VI or the one in Four Points by Sheraton?
RomanceRe: What Country Has The Biggest Yansh In Africa? Uganda Or Rwanda? Pics by SIMPonPatrol(m): 7:26pm On Oct 12, 2023
Blitzking:
Damn. The world is filled with beautiful women. U can't have them all no matter how wealthy u are.
I trully wish I can have them all grin
RomanceRe: What’s Your Reason To Get Married ? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 1:57pm On Oct 10, 2023
Samantha124:
Yep, in all different styles...😂😂😂
You know, I would give anything to get an opportunity to handle you in bed grin

I have been to SA before and I would not mind visiting again just for you. grin

Are you anywhere near Johannesburg ?
RomanceRe: A Good Vagina Is a Sleeping Tablet. Your Man Needs To Fall Asleep After Sex. by SIMPonPatrol(m): 1:53pm On Oct 10, 2023
VinnyBaba:
She May be Right Though! 🤔

When the Veejay is SWEET, you feel Calm and Cool after the Intercourse! 😊🙂

But When the Kpenkus is RUSTY or DRY, You Quickly Check out or Give Her Transport Fare to vamose! 😒😔
She is definitely right in what she said
RomanceRe: What’s Your Reason To Get Married ? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 1:49pm On Oct 10, 2023
Samantha124:
For me it's companionship.

He's my lover, brother, bestie, and protector.

And I want to enjoy that for the rest of my life... smiley smiley smiley
And a lifetime supply of free puscy grin
RomanceRe: Until You Are Legally Married, Don't Live With A Man, Visit And Go Back Home. by SIMPonPatrol(m): 1:40pm On Oct 10, 2023
zoeymikey:
People like us wey no get guy nko? winkPeople like us wey no get guy nko?
You mean with this your nyash you still no get guy? shocked
RomanceRe: Shout Out To All The Beautiful Nairaland Ladies by SIMPonPatrol(op): 6:31pm On Oct 08, 2023
Sirmwill:
There goes another useless post
Oh really?
RomanceShout Out To All The Beautiful Nairaland Ladies by SIMPonPatrol(op):
Hello beautiful ladies, I hope the month of October started well for you.

I want to specially acknowledge my babes as listed below:

UyaiIncomparabl kiss
Rokiat kiss
Pocohantas kiss
Jennyclay kiss
Mamagee3 kiss
Amotolongbo kiss
Boondocxs kiss

If you're a beautiful lady and you think you deserve to be on this list just send me a DM or post your pic on this thread cheesy

I will do a special giveaway one of these days and the winners will be nominated by my Nairaland babes so you will do well to watch this space smiley
RomanceRe: My Fiancée And My Best Friend by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:03pm On Oct 08, 2023
yewit37486:
IconicR has deactivated her/his account, why now? Good riddance to reading nonsense comments almost all the time.
She has gone for NYSC and she was posted to a remote village in Zamfara State grin
RomanceRe: Every Man I Meet What To Sleep With Me. by SIMPonPatrol(m): 1:53pm On Oct 08, 2023
Most ladies go through the same thing also, by the way can we see your pics?
RomanceRe: Why Being An Adult Virgin Is Embarrassing by SIMPonPatrol(m): 4:00pm On Oct 07, 2023
Why should IconicR feel embarrased for being a virgin?
CelebritiesRe: CCTV In Mohbad's Home Broken: Police Disclose What Was Found In Lekki Apartment by SIMPonPatrol(m): 3:32pm On Oct 07, 2023
This case don tire person sef
RomanceRe: Health benefits of apple by SIMPonPatrol(m): 7:18pm On Oct 05, 2023
You have told us your own version of the story, now let her come and tell us her own version before we start judging
RomanceRe: My Ex Owes Me by SIMPonPatrol(m): 7:11pm On Oct 05, 2023
If you lent her the money while you were on top of her then just forget about it grin
RomanceRe: Why Don't Girls Ask Their Fellow Girls For Money? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 7:07pm On Oct 05, 2023
cocolacec:
Men should stop looking for women pot of soup so they wont be exploited.
Once I taste Jennyclay's soup I will stop looking at others grin
RomanceRe: His Wife Don’t Care To Check On Husband In A Distant Marriage by SIMPonPatrol(m): 6:59pm On Oct 05, 2023
How long have you been apart?

You have probably left her alone for too long and she no longer gives a damn
RomanceRe: Women Don't Date Men Below Their Financial, Social Class by SIMPonPatrol(m):
It is foolishness for a lady to marry a guy who is not better than her financially
RomanceRe: See fat ass a I nak Last night by SIMPonPatrol(m): 7:36pm On Oct 03, 2023
Escabado:
In Nigeria of this 2023 , is very risky. I repeat very very risky to marry a Nigerian girl.a country where a girl of 17years first learn how to do hook up or how to get rich, tall, dark boyfriend that will be paying all her bills. Instead of learning a skill or business.come to university oh my God that place is like a school for olosho . I saw a post about marrying a single mother and I saw saw how alot of men are against single mothers and swear never to marry them which i 100% support and agree with them because they all have a valid point .

But I'm here to tell you is not just about single mothers in Nigeria, but both all the single girls in Nigeria. 99.99.09 % of girls in Nigeria are olosho or they see relationship as business where they make money. Is a very risky gamble for a young man to marry any Nigeria girl of 2023. Better avoid them for your own Good.
Frustrationon is a very bad thing, get well soon
RomanceRe: Sex With A 50 Year Old Woman by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:49pm On Sep 30, 2023
Boondocxs:
You this child how old are you
Having sex with your grandma
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Men will nack anything to even dogs
Ewu Burkina Faso
Forget about ewu Burkina Faso and answer me joor grin

Are you in Lagos?
RomanceRe: Photo Of The Week by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:39pm On Sep 30, 2023
I'm sure the woman is a South African, Samantha124 what say you? grin
RomanceRe: Sex With A 50 Year Old Woman by SIMPonPatrol(m): 1:45am On Sep 30, 2023
Jeon:
What an achievement.
I really jealous you.
I said it before that you're confused, now you are claiming to be male, by tomorrow you will be claiming female and next week you'll be gay!
RomanceRe: Some Ladies Will Remain Single For The Rest Of Their Life Because Of This by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:46am On Sep 28, 2023
EbolaTinubu:
There is this girl that I have known from when she was schooling. After I graduated and went for my service,I went to her and asked her out . While we were gisting,i asked for her hand in marriage but she just looked at me then as if I be one nonsense person or an alien asking for her hand in marriage grin grin
I just jejely went and married my beautiful darling. After so many years. I just called one of her niece today and we were just discussing oh. I then remembered her. Immediately I asked her niece about the lady oh. The niece now told me that she is around and still single. This is after some years oh. I really felt bad about it. I then told her niece to give me her number that I would want to link her with one of my cousin that is searching for a wife to marry. This evening,i chatted her up and introduced myself. She asked for my picture,i sent it to her after much questions , she couldn't recognize me again because man don add up small. I just can't believe how she responded to me. And this lady in question is desperately looking for a man to marry her oh. See the chat below. If it's you, will you still continue with the conversation or forget about her.
Mind your own fucking business!

It is very possible for a person to live a fulfilled life without being married
RomanceRe: Hi There. Am I Handsome? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:41am On Sep 28, 2023
Ginaz:
leave the attention seeking for the girls oga undecided
I would love to see a pic of you smiley
RomanceRe: I Look So Older Than My Age! Will I Ever Get A Man To Marry Me? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:55pm On Sep 27, 2023
I want to see some pics
RomanceRe: See The Test I Began To Get A Wife Among My Very Close Friends by SIMPonPatrol(m): 1:57pm On Sep 27, 2023
Boondocxs:
Nobody cares actually
As if if they test you you will pass ashiere
Hi pretty lady, are you in Lagos?

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