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SENATE, yesterday, revealed that about N200 billion education tax collected between 2012 and 2013 were diverted to unknown and unspecified uses not recognised in or permitted under the Act setting up the Education Trust Fund.http://sunnewsonline.com/new/n200bn-education-fund-diverted-in-2-years-senate/
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I wonder what FG government would attribute November salary too, maybe it will be "human crash". SMH |
prosperous13:Even they too know that they won't fulfill their promise |
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Anita Oyakhilome, the estranged wife of the
founder of Christ Embassy, Pastor Chris
Oyakhilome, has refreshed herself with affirming
words.
The woman of God who is also a gifted writer
took to her blog www.pastoranita.org to explain
how she has been pulled out of mess and abuse.
She also said no one has the ability to oppress,
suppress or depress her. Read the blog post
below ”I start every month thankful and for this month of December I am eternally grateful. I am worthy of love, to give and receive. I have value and self- respect, no one has the ability to oppress, suppress or depress me. I am enough and complete in God. My today is better than yesterday. I have come to a place of wholeness, strength and joy. God pulled me out of mess; I have a happy life free from abuse. No one can take the place of God; he is sovereign and reigns forever. Man is mortal and his days on earth are numbered. When the end comes, it is a glorious thing to return to our maker, to dwell in His holiness and truth. The end of the year brings a rebirth of another year. The death of something can be the rebirth of another thing. All is not lost. Whatever happens in your life, no matter how distressing things might seem. When darkness appears endless, watch out for that tiny spark of light, when you can muster up the courage to thank God for closed doors. In the process of counting your blessings, you find joy!” News of the divorce between Pastor Chris and Anita Oyakhilome surfaced on August 29. Rev. Anita had filed a divorce suit at a UK court to end their 20-year-old marriage. She said through her lawyers that she is done with Pastor Chris and there’s no hope of reconciliation. Pastor Chris who finally spoke on the divorce suit on the evening of Sunday, September 7, during the monthly global communion service of the church, said it is not biblical to divorce, but if his wife insists on it, he could consider it as an option. Meanwhile, Catholic Archbishop Emeritus of Lagos, Anthony Cardinal Okogie condemned the divorce crisis which he described as ‘disturbing’.
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One of the sexiest actresses in Nollywood, Moyo
Lawal, has left her male admirers drooling over
her banging body after she posted a bawdy photo
of hers on Instagram.
The actress, who is often seen as a sex symbol
due to her curves and hour-glass figure, wants
her fans to take a 'peep into her private' life.
She shared the picture which has left tongues
wagging with the caption' "December be easy'.
Many of her fans have been wondering why she
decided to post such semi-nude pictures in the
first day of a new month. Check out the picture and her fans comments
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For most couples who desire to tie the knot at the registry, Ikoyi registry is often a point of call. The fact that the registry is located in one of the most affluent parts of Lagos and is one of the two federal marriage registries in Nigeria make it a point of attraction. But the ugly side of the registry has also been of concern in recent times. Naij.com visited the registry and found out that most of the facilities are dilapidated. The toilet facilities on the premises are in bad shape. Most visitors or celebrants often complain about the appalling and unhygienic state of the rest room which they consider highly not befitting for a registry of that class. The registry is a hub of activities throughout the week and often hosts a large number of couples, their families and well wishers. This may explain why the facilities are over stretched. An uncovered well and refuse site were sighted on the premises. Apparently it is in a dirty and dangerous state. The pieces of furniture in the waiting room show signs of disrepair and apparently are begging for attention while some abandoned cars on the premises complement the ugliness of the scene. Ikoyi marriage registry was built by the colonial masters and covers the whole of Lagos, the south-south, south-east and south-west. Since the registry has become the choice of most couples largely because of its reputation, some of the celebrants felt it is needful for the Ministry of Interior to urgently address the situation and if possible refurbish the archaic structure.
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It’s ridiculous when most men out there claim being single when in fact they are not. Various sorts of lies come up when they are being asked about their relationship status. Some always claim to have broken up a week before meeting the lady while others talk about their girlfriends with a silly wave of the hand like it’s nothing important. At the long run, things could become adventurous and dark secrets would be exposed. It’s simply weird. Below are reasons why men lie about their relationship status: * Fading passion. According to findings, most men lie about their relationship status because the passion and emotions they had for their girlfriends got faded. They feel the relationship doesn’t have the usual spark and excitement so they go in search of adventure. * Fear of rejection. Most men worry that the new babe may turn them down upon knowing the truth. They therefore keep it to themselves and act single. They know most ladies wouldn’t date them when they know their relationship status except they have strong reasons to. Most ladies date with the hope of settling down. So why bother dating them when they have a stable relationship? * Greed. The ability to date different women at any point in time makes men lie about their relationship status. They sometimes get tired of their girlfriends and go hunting. They enjoy the thrill of dating different shapes and sizes of women. * Sexual attraction. Men are moved by what they see first before getting moved by touch. They lust after women who aren’t their girlfriends for one reason or the other. They do everything they could to get most of these girls in their bed by any means. Lying comes naturally when it comes to this. Men feign seriousness by presenting themselves as eligible singles just to sleep with the girls and after that they dump them. * To protect the ladies' feelings. Men often lie about their relationship status when they see that the attraction has dragged on for too long and the ladies are starting to get clingy. They see the dependency of the ladies and keep up the act of being single. Some men claim this is sometimes done in order to protect the ladies’ feelings. They sense that telling the truth may cause both parties to grief and shatter the romance building. * To keep option open. Sometimes, some men aren’t sure about making their current girlfriends their life partners. They therefore keep hanging out and asking other girls out in order to weigh their options. They pretend and lie about being single. They justify their actions by saying the new girl could be the lucky one. * To boost friendship with With ladies. Many men out there claim to be single to boost their friendship with the ladies. They know girls would be more comfortable to hang around with them when they believe they are single. Some men simply enjoys being in the ladies’ company. The ladies in the other hand see them as potential suitors. * For the fun of It. Lying to the ladies isn’t a big deal to most men. It’s a game to them. Their manliness is put to test with the number of territories they are able to conquer, it’s an ego thing. |
Vice President, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo has expressed worry over Nigeria’s over-dependence on oil, saying it was the cause of the downturn of the economy. Osinbajo also said over-dependence on oil was responsible for the emergence of a redundant human resource-base and high level of corruption in the country. The vice president said this yesterday, at a Partners for Sustainable Development (PSD) forum with the theme: “Re-strategising Development Concepts in the Niger Delta region to Provide for Post-oil Wealth Socio-economic Sustainability,” organised by the Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC), held at the Hotel Presidential Port Harcourt, Rivers State. He pointed out that over-dependence on oil was the bane behind series of agitation for resource control by the people of Niger Delta region. Osinbajo, who was represented by the Deputy Chief of Staff, Office of the Vice President, Mr. Ade Ipaye, stated that development of the region remained a priority of President Muhammadu Buhari-led government. He said: “Realising the concept of sustainable development comes with numerous challenges, especially the Niger Delta region, that represents the world’s third largest wetlands, with several years of un-addressed oil pollution issues that has hindered agricultural growth of the region, affecting general health of the populace. “The stakeholders must, at all levels of government and development agencies, come together as exemplified by this forum to adopt policies related to the 17 goals of forthcoming sustainable development goals. These policies must also address the issues of diversification of the economy to achieve wealth creation. “In addition, there can be no meaningful sustainable development without peace. Part of the policies and strategies in the region and beyond, must include curbing militancy and eliminating terrorism. He, however, advocated for a major shift from dependence on oil to agricultural production, saying such development would create job and encourage development of the manufacturing sector. Source: www.sunnewsonline.com/new/osinbajo-decries-over-dependence-on-oil/
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The Senate Committee on Appropriation on Monday directed the Federal Ministries of Petroleum Resources, Budget and National Planning and Finance to reconcile their records and include an additional N108bn in the N465.3bn supplementary budget submitted to the National Assembly by President Muhammadu Buhari two weeks ago. The additional amount, according to the committee, was the subsidy claims due for payment to the major oil marketers between October and December 2015, which was not included in the N413bn subsidy claims due from January to September 2015. The committee also asked the Ministry of Petroleum Resources to furnish it with the details of the N437bn which had so far been paid to the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation as its subsidy claims but was not appropriated by the National Assembly. The Chairman of the committee, Senator Danjuma Goje, said at a meeting with the ministers and heads of Federal Government agencies that intelligent reports at the disposal of the panel indicated that the petroleum ministry was seeking an approval of N413bn out of the total N950bn accrued subsidy. Goje alleged that while the ministry had paid the subsidy due to the NNPC, as first line charge being its own share of the 48 per cent of the fuel it imported, the subsidies due to the oil marketers had been withheld. He said the inclusion of the N108bn would enable the Senate to approve the money so that the minds of Nigerians would be at rest and the oil marketers would not hold the nation to ransom during the festive season as a result of the outstanding debts. The Permanent Secretary, Ministry of Petroleum Resources, Mrs. Jamila Suara, told the committee that she was representing the minister, Ibe Kachikwu, who was in Lagos to hold meetings with major oil marketers. She said her ministry’s proposal was N413bn, being a component of N120.552bn outstanding for 2014 and N292.8bn for subsidy from January to September 2015. She said, “We just called the attention of the budget office to the fact that the proposal for the last quarter had not really been captured because it was about N108bn. When we started discussion on it, it was much earlier in the year; hence, the tidying up was not completed.” The Chairman, Senate Committee on Banking, Insurance and other Financial Institutions) Senator Rafiu Ibrahim, noted that there was no clear synergy between the Ministry of Budget and the Petroleum Resources Ministry. He then asked whether the N413bn figure included the exchange rate differential and the accumulated interest being claimed by the importers or whether they were agreed figures between them and their bankers. Also, the Chairman, Senate Committee on Petroleum Resources (Upstream), Senator Tayo Alasoadura, questioned the details of the subsidy request and demanded that exact payment due to each of the major oil marketers should be highlighted for the purpose of oversight. The Chairman of the committee, Senator Danjuma Goje, explained that the ministry had been requested to provide the details of the issues relating to subsidy payment from the last quarter of 2014 till date. He said, “We need the audit details for the purpose of oversight. Nothing stops us from going back to the issues even after the approval of the supplementary budget. We need to know the beneficiaries of the subsidy, and how they came about it.” Goje asked the permanent secretary to guarantee the committee that the oil marketers would not hold the nation to ransom during the festive season because of the outstanding N108bn subsidy claims. The Minister of Budget and National Planning, Mr. Udo Udoma, sought the leave of the committee to allow his ministry meet with the Petroleum Resources and the Finance for the purpose of including the additional N108bn in the supplementary budget. The committee approved the suggestion and asked Udoma to coordinate the process and submit the report by 3pm on Monday. Goje said, “Our committee will submit the report at plenary on Tuesday (today). So, we are doing everything within our powers to ensure that we beat the deadline, hence we invited all the stakeholders to make a final input into the budget. We want to ensure that the issue of fuel scarcity becomes a thing of the past in this country. Also, Senator Bassey Akpan, who is the Chairman, Senate Committee on Gas and also a member of the Appropriation Committee, said, “From our own intelligence, the total subsidy today is about N950bn.” He said, “What the NNPC and PPRA are reporting is the subsidy due to major oil marketers alone. Major oil marketers import 52 per cent while NNPC imports 48 percent. “So, the subsidy that the NNPC is presenting, in our opinion, is subsidy due to oil majors only and we asked what is the subsidy due to the NNPC on the basis of their own importation of 48 percent of the total fuel consumption in the country?” He added that the committee had agreed with the Petroleum Resources ministry that the major oil marketers will take care of the exchange rate differential with the oil majors. Meanwhile, the Minister of Defence, Gen. Dan Ali (retd.), pledged to ensure that all the budgetary allocation to his ministry would be utilised to tackle insurgency and achieve maximum result. He said, “We would ensure that maximum security would be achieved within the time frame. In addition, I wish to seek the approval of the CBN for the extension of time for our military personnel to carry out their Bank Verification Number. “Majority of the soldiers are on the field and could not have access to their savings through their families. Their families are suffering as they could not access their money.” He said the BVN registration extension for the soldiers would enable their families have access to their salaries and boost the morale of the soldiers. Responding, Deputy Governor, Operations, Central Bank of Nigeria, Suleiman Barau, said, “We have received the request and we have approved the special waiver on BVN registration requested by the Armed Forces.” The committee and the Ministry of Budget and Planning, thereafter agreed that the N5bn Victim Support Fund should be in the Service Wide Vote. Source: www.punchng.com/senate-raises-supplementary-budget-to-n521bn-2/
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Getting rich and becoming a millionaire may seem like a fantasy, but it’s not so far- fetched. There are a lot of key habits that millionaires have that attribute to their success. Here is a little research on how millionaires live their everyday lives and compiled a list for you. Here are 10 signs you’re going to be a millionaire, even if you don’t feel like you are. 1. You always shoot for the moon. You know how the saying goes, “Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land amongst the stars.” If you’re the type of person to strive for an A when you only need a B to pa$$ the cla$$, you have the mindset of a millionaire. On a mission to become rich, shoot for #10 million, not #1 million. Continue to think big. 2. You maintain an open mind. You are not afraid of new ideas and know that closed minds do not inspire faith, courage, belief and active imagination. Successful millionaires change their psychological approach to money, success, and happiness. 3. You use your time to harness effective results. You understand that time is more valuable than money itself. You are more likely to hire people for things that you are not good at so you can use your time on things that you excel in. Financially successful people are consumed by their hunt for success and work to the point that they feel they are winning and not just working. 4. You enjoy setting and reaching goals. If you’re a chronic goal-setter, you think like a millionaire. Peter Voogd, founder of the Game Changers Academy, who made his first million before turning 26 once said, “You don’t make a million by accident. If it’s not a goal you sure as hell won’t hit it.” 5. You remain optimistic in the face of adversity. There are plenty of millionaires who have lived the “from rags to riches” narrative, including author J.K. Rowling. She was a single mother on state benefits and attributes her achievements to her ability to focus all her attention on the things that mattered to her the most. Rich people believe: “I create my life.” Poor people believe: “Life happens to me.” 6. You are aware of what’s going on in the world. If you are the type of person to start your morning off catching up on current events rather than the happenings on social media, you possess a habit of a millionaire. Entrepreneurs like Bill Gates and Warren Buff start their day off with news publications such as The Wall Street Journal and The New York Times. 7. Being poor makes no sense. You eliminate any and all excuses that being poor is justifiable. Bill Gates once said, “If you’re born poor, it’s not your mistake. But if you die poor, it is your mistake.” 8. You work with or seek a successful mentor. You understand that it is important not to limit yourself to ideas of unsuccessful people. You study what millionaires do and consider a mentor to be a vital resource to your success. Sixty-eight percent of the 400 Americans on the Forbes 2013 Billionaires List are considered “self-made” billionaires, meaning they did not inherit their fortune. Chances are, a lot of them had mentors to help them think outside of any possible limited thought processes. 9. Avoid debt that doesn’t pay you. Make it a rule that you never use debt that won’t make you money. If you borrow money for a car, it should be guaranteed to increase your income. While the rich use debt to leverage investments in order to grow cash flows, the poor use debt to buy things that make rich people richer. 10. You save to invest. You understand that the only reason to save money is to invest it. Put your saved money into secured and untouchable accounts. Never use these accounts for anything, not even an emergency. This will force you to continue to increase your income. You believe in investing your surpluses into ventures that you cannot access. |
Donjazzy has praised Vic O over his new Hello cover. When a fan expressed his pleasure, he said Vic O inspires him because of his confidence. As usual, Vic O is trending again on twitter.
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Produced liquid soap
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Last Updated: 2 hours ago Nollywood actress, Doris Simeon, is not just making headway in her acting career and business as a result of hard work alone but through the prayers of charity works she embarks upon. Recently the actress through the Feed A Child Foundation where singer, Oritse Femi is the ambassador, donated some school materials to School for Children with Special Needs, Sagamu, Ogun state. The actress through the foundation donated school books, Plasma TV set and many other gift items. While speaking about the children, the actress said she was surprised that despite their challenges, they could still understand what they are being taught in school and are able to produce liquid soap as the proceeds gotten from the sales is what they use in surviving as they do not get support from the government.
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Guys, lets just imagine that you proposed to your girlfriend publicly and she said NO. Some people says leaving her is not the best option maybe she has her reasons. But if it is you, would still continue with that relationship?
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Senator Ahmad Sani Yerima, the former governor of Zamfara State that dominated the limelight of controversy for the introduction of sharia legal system in his state as governor is back with another controversy. This is just six months President Muhammadu Buhari came to power, but the Senator has without mincing words commenced lobby for Buhari to return in the next four years for his second tenure in office. He never hesitated to admit that when Daily Sun interviewed him in Abuja. While his sharia legal system held the stage in Zamfara then, the most celebrated outcome of the incident was the amputation of a certain Jangebe who was convicted of cattle rustling and he also discussed his relation- ship with the ex- convict and how he carries on with life today. Yesterday, you had an enlarged media interaction in Abuja. What could be the reason for such gathering especially as you had been shying away from the media in the past years? You are right to say that I stayed off the media for some- time and it was intentional. I felt there was not much to discuss and especially after the much media presence I went through during my days as governor over the introduction of sharia and all the noise it attracted. I will say sincerely that I introduced sharia with the best intentions as a Muslim because the legal system is acceptable to Islam. The intention was not to Islamize those that are not Muslims in Nigeria. I did it because I knew my people needed it to check the wrongs of the society. Frankly, I never anticipated that the sharia introduction would attract such huge attention in Nigeria and internation- ally because it was just meant for the people of my state who are Muslims and wanted it. But I was so surprised at the international outrage and attack of the system. It got so bad that in one week, I received not less than 5000 protest petitions against the introduction of sharia from the Amnesty International. And that was just part of the larger attention that came with it. However, I did not stop the implementation because I was sure the move was right and we needed the sharia legal system to correct errors in our state. Now even after the anger and disagreements, about 12 states of the country today practise sharia and that has not caused any problem for either themselves or the other Nigerians even those non- Muslims that live in those states. The law is strictly for Muslims and never for those that don’t belong to the religion. So, what was your reason for shying away from public discourse for that long? Because I felt I had had so much of limelight and there was no need for me to just keep talk- ing when there is no need for that. I decided to do more work than talk and stayed away. But now, I think there is need for me to be heard again. Some years ago in the sen- ate, you were into another controversy over the wife you married that was argued against because of her age. Does it mean you love controversy? That was another unnecessary issue, which I attributed to misunderstanding. The news went everywhere that I married a 13-year-old girl even when the girl’s age was not 13. I am a Muslim and I know the rules and requirements of marriage according to the religion. I saw a girl and approached her for marriage, which she accepted; I met the family and they agreed to the marriage and I did all that was required only for people to start a campaign that I married an underage girl. As a Muslim, my religion permits me to marry not more than four wives and I did not do any wrong in that. When the matter was brought to the Senate against me, the house looked at it and found that the senate cannot make laws or take decisions on maters of Islamic laws or marriage or customary marriages. That is how the issue was rested. So, I still did not know where I went wrong to marry the lady. You are now the chairman, Senate committee on maritime. Do you have any agenda beyond holding the position to make the sector better? Of course, the position is not for nothing. You can’t just occupy a position that is important to the economy of the nation without creating positive impact there. The senate and myself know how important the maritime sector is to the nation as a nation that especially depends on imports and also operate large seaports. So, the senate and myself have interest in making our maritime sector better, stronger and more beneficial to the economy of the nation; that is the plan I have for the maritime sector. A certain Jangebe was a major victim of the sharia system introduced by you in Zamfara for stealing a goat. Have you seen the man since his hand was chopped off and how does he see you? Jangebe stole a cow and not goat. But I have to clarify that I had nothing personal with Jangebe. The enforcement authorities arrested and arraigned him under the sharia legal system for stealing, and the sharia is not meant only to punish or adopt punitive measures, but to correct and create conditions that would discourage crime and other wrongs acts. Whenever the trial in a sharia court commences, the processes lead up to the Supreme Court for final decision. That means that anyone convicted by a sharia court has the right of appeal up to the highest court. Even during that time, there was the legal aid council in the state that was made of lawyers that defended people and provided them legal services when they don’t have money for that. For a reason I don’t know up till today, Jangebe was arraigned and refused the services of the legal aid council. He also pleaded guilty to the charge and also refused to appeal the verdict when he had the rights to that. Remember that the sharia court will only convict an accused with proven and flawless evidence, so when he pleaded guilty, there was nothing left to prove the case against him. When he refused to appeal, there was also nothing left than to execute the judgment. In Saudi Arabia, after such conviction, the person’s hand is chopped off with a cutlass or axe, but I felt that that was too crude and harsh for a civilized world of today. So I directed the doctors to apply the professional approach of amputation where Jangebe was put under anaes- thesia before he was amputated but like in a surgery. There was another suspect that was ar- raigned and while still in detention ion, the guards noticed that he commenced cutting his hand by himself. He was stopped and removed from where he was and incidentally, his trial just fizzled out. I can’t say if it actually continued. I told you earlier that the essence of sharia is to cor- rect, I can assure you that after Jangebe’s issue, there was no other case of theft in the state. Have you met Jangebe since then? I had nothing to do with him as an individual. His matter was handled by those involved and not my person or my office. If sharia was for correction, did the state do anything to rehabilitate Jangebe? Yes, I am sure he later was employed as messenger in a secondary school in the state and I also know that he is still in the employment of the state. There has been nationwide acute fuel shortage against the promise of the APC during campaigns. Again, the NNPC has announced that the four local refineries would be shut down for a year for rehabilitation. Are these the change Nigeria voted even when they were promised the opposite? I have to inform you that these things don’t take overnight to turn around. Yes, there has been fuel scarcity, but Nigerians should be patient with the government to turn things around. They took long to decay, and will not just be fixed in one day. If the refineries would be shut down for one year and after that we have no scarcity because we refine at home, then we didn’t lose much. We need to work together to assist the government succeed because if the change comes, all of us will enjoy it. The price of petroleum is N87 per litre when oil sells at about $38 per barrel. Since we refine abroad, under normal market, we should sell a litre of refined oil at about N30. But we will still get there with time. That is the reason we say that anybody that expects or wants Buhari to be there in four years and leave is not thinking properly. The problems with Nigeria won’t take four years to solve. If we really want change from him, we should make up our mind that he being there for eight years would make that difference. I mean it. He needs eight years. With such comment, shall we conclude that the lobby for Buhari’s second tenure has started? My brother, no doubt, it has started, I can assure you. No need hiding it. Source: www.sunnewsonline.com/new/weve-commenced-buharis-second-term-lobby-yerima/
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Jos - A raging night inferno razed 118 shops at the Kabong market in Jos North on Thursday morning. Newsmen who visited the market, could not access the burnt section as some shops were still in flames. Others also had thick smoke billowing from them, making visibility very difficult. The actual cause of the fire could not be ascertained, but Christopher Jama, Chairman, Kabong Market Traders Association, who briefed the governor when he visited the scene said the fire started by 4:00 am. Jama claimed that the fire was caused by an electrical spark when public power supply was restored in the night. He told Governor Simon Lalong that 118 shops were completely burnt, and noted that goods destroyed included bags of maize, beans, rice, and poultry products. He appealed to the governor to come to the aid of the affected traders ‘whose means of livelihood had been destroyed’. Lalong, who expressed “deep shock” at the development, promised to remodel the market and also address the traders plight. The governor directed the Permanent Secretary in the Ministry of Commerce to liaise with the market union to get details of the incident. The market was still inaccessible as at the time of the governor’s visit as smoke was still billowing from the burnt shops. Source : News 24 |
Here are the 15 things you probably must have heard all time if you grew up with a nigerian parents. See below:- 1. “You have joined bad gang.” Used when your behavior just defies all understanding. “Why are you flying your shirt like an agbero? So you have joined bad gang?” 2. “Am I your mate?” Used when they are saying one thing and you are saying two things. “I am talking and you too you are talking. Am I now your mate?” 3. “You’ve grown wings.” Used when you are trying to form adult in front them. “AH! So you’ve grown wings abi?” 4. “Before I open my eyes…” Used when they want to give you adequate time to escape before they kill you. “My friend, you better get out of my front before I open my eyes.” 5. “Let me keep it for you.” Used when they want your money. You’ll most likely never see it again. “Aunty said she gave you money, bring it let me keep it for you.” 6. “If you like.” It actually means “if you want to die” “If you like, don’t be inside this house by 6.” 7. “I did not kill my parents, you will not kill me.” Used they are reaching the peak of their stress levels. “I did not kill my parents, you will not kill me. It’s me that will kill you first.” 8.. "There is rice in the fridge.” Used whenever you bring up eating outside. “Mummy, can we branch Mr. Biggs?” “Why? When there is rice in the fridge.” 9. “When I was your age.” Used when they are about to exaggerate. “When I was your mate, I used to walk past 4 villages just to get to school” 10. “Let us clean the house.” Used when they want YOU to clean the house. “Oya, let us clean this house.” *sits and crosses leg* 11. “We will soon leave.” Used when you will be there for at least another hour. “Tunde get ready, we will soon be going.” 12. “Oya come and beat me.” Used when you make the fatal error of trying to talk back to them or worse, dodge a slap. “Oh? You are now a man abi? Oya come and beat me now.” 13. “See your life.” Used when they want you to reflect on your own stupidity. “So this is the result you brought home? You see your life, when all you know is to be pressing phone.” 14. “Can’t they come to your own house?” Used when you want to go visit a friend. “Everytime Folake’s house, Cynthia’s house. Can’t they come to your own house? Or you want them to think you don’t have house?” 15. “Have you seen me this morning?” Used when you don’t greet them quickly enough. “So you cannot greet, abi? Have you seen me this morning?”
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Ghetto pictures
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For a lot of Nigerians Lagos is the epicentre of perfection. For Lagosians their imagination revolves around affluent neighbourhoods like Ikoyi and Lekki, the places they consider as a paradise. Within Lekki, however, there is a slum so horrible it is hard to believe it can exist in a modern metropolis. Lekki is a top class neighbourhood no doubt. The gargantuan houses and the serene neighbourhood is a testament to the lifestyle you will expect from the crème de la crème of the society. The roads are tarred with manicured greenery by the side. The exclusiveness of the neighbourhood is typified by the seemingly individualistic lifestyle. You can literally hear a pin drop as people keep to the comfort of their fortress houses. Ordinarily, one would assume that is what the expensive neighbourhood of Lekki is all about until you step into the dirt road that leads to the other world inside Lekki. At first, one is likely to think it is a short cut to Ajegunle, a neighbourhood that is used as a representation of low-class living. The slum inside Lekki, like every low-class environment is a crowded settlement that is a sharp contrast to what Lekki supposedly represents. In the slum, there is a place for everyone who is interested in ‘’managing’’. Houses are hastily-built constructions that represent necessity rather than comfort. Few of the houses have doors and the ones that do have little assets to protect. One person’s backyard leads to the front of another occupant’s apartment. There is a close knitted relationship among the dwellers that a visitor automatically stands out like a sore thumb. It is difficult to consider the Lekki slum a makeshift place as there are basic facilities that one will find in a normal settlement. There are shops that cater for people’s needs. You’ll also find canteens constructed with wood that look more like storage cabins. Hygiene is probably the last they think about when it comes to feeding and living. There is even a white garment church for believers. Its proximity to the ocean is not an accident as members of this type of churches also consider the water and its environment worship grounds. There is also a brothel that also doubles as a bar that has a small banner that boasts of girls who are good at dancing naked. Somewhere in the place is even an innovative spring ball-like board game named “Ogun lowo wa”, which literally means “In Ogun, you will find money”, Ogun being the Yoruba God of iron. A betting game for two people, one needs to score the highest point by clinching a higher number than one’s opponent to win. It’s a past time activity for the slum dwellers. There is a reckless abandonment that permeates through the slum. If something does not satisfy a utilitarian purpose, it is given little or no attention. Survival and living through each day is the key which is why weeds are allowed to grow unattended to unlike the manicured flowers that surround the affluent part of Lekki. There is no proper drainage system so the roads serve as waste disposal and commuting. The obvious thought on their mind will likely be: “Of what use is a beautiful environment when the inhabitants are hungry?” It is difficult to imagine what goes through the mind of the slum dwellers knowing that their immediate neighbours roll in abundant wealth and live exotic lives. Whether they perceive their neighbours with envy or resentment is unknown or perhaps they are contented in their own small unexciting world. ducation”. Unlike the slum, however, the school compound is in a fairly good shape. According to report, the fortune of the school changed after a Chinese company decided to rebuild it. Now it has a compound that can stomach any rain with its interlocking stone. Perhaps one day when the students reap the reward of education, they will return to change the fortune of their humble slum that for now, rots in the middle of plenty.
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The immediate family of former Minister of
Petroleum, Diezani Alison Madueke seems to have
given up hope on the ailing health condition of
their daughter.
This is just as the embattled ex-minister has
ordered her relatives to jet her back into Nigeria
this Friday as her condition grew worse last
weekend.
DAILY POST exclusively gathered that the former
oil Minister has not been responding to treatment
since Thursday, a development that has been
given the family sleepless night, hence her
decision to return to the country in other to seek
for spiritual help.
Mrs. Madueke has been bedridden in a London
hospital following her removal as overseer of the
oil ministry by the new government of President
Buhari.
She’s said to be battling cancer.
A close insider who would not want his name in
print, hinted DAILY POST that the family has
concluded plans to visit popular Lagos-based
Prophet, T.B Joshua of the Synagogue Church of
All Nations for prayers.
“They have decided to fly her back into the
country this Friday to seek for spiritual help. The
condition worsened last weekend and she
personally asked the family to return her to the
country.
“She has not tasted any solid food since last
Monday. She did not speak throughout Thursday.
When she eventually spoke Friday morning, she
ordered them to return her to the country to visit
Prophet T. B Joshua for prayers,” the insider
further added.
Meanwhile, the ailing former Minister had in a
recent interview denied stealing a dime while in
office.
According to her, she left $5.6billion in the NLNG
account, contrary to the report that she milked
the nation treasury dry before leaving office.
“I actually left $5.6billion in the NLNG alone but
no one is talking about it. I’m not seeking to be
praised but to be acknowledged that I made some
little contributions.
“That money could have been wasted on frivolities
but I was determined to keep something for the
incoming government once we lost the election,”
she said. (Daily post)
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