₦airaland Forum

Spirit04:
30 seconds of putting and removing penis in a vagina can make you a father but a woman has to pass through a lot to become a mother. You people should grow up and quit the comparison

No it doesn't. It just makes you a sperm donor

Anny69:
Stop the cap love.

I'm not capping. I'm serious. Better to be a single woman in Nigeria, than marry.

Very wrong. You have no idea about the HUGE number of Nigerian women choosing to stay single in 2023 than deal with men. You truly have no frigging idea.

Wow! Who's the girl that said that to you? I like her what a blunt and direct statement.

MySolace:

Swear say u were virgin at d age of 21...

I still haven't had sex with anyone

She will NOT break Hilda's record

Why 16

Why not 21?

And why did it take so long

Davido, the biggest cat in the game

Zonefree:
There's something about slim girls that triggers my emotions.

In my opinion, all slim girls in Nigeria should be getting petrol at N130 per litre. They're too lovely to suffer

See this one. Will you shut up there!!
If any girl look your side, you better thank God

1Sharon:
With you?

😹😹😭

Swissli:
Just as you read, yes it's true, or so at least so I noticed, whenever she comes to visit, I would say ," let's go out for a walk" because of that attention, people dey crowd us ehn with chants, "na natural hair?, can I touch it?, how long is it?, " .Am giving some of you that opportunity to ask her though but if you feel the above isn't true, you can post your own opinion on who you think has the longest, my own hair never even reach shoulder length and I use to cut it most times because of stress 😩😩, the girls go understand
The picture below was taken last year January, the current length is in the video

How long has she kept it?

MechanicMike:
Siofra..trying to impress me u gots long hairs ain't gonnno work coz u r always lying...STOP LYING!!!!

Who's this one
Please get out of my mentions with your flat head

Reminderz:
someone that will carry her generational problems abi? or someone that will slave away his life to make her happy? generous simp abi?

I'm not angry with the fact that your comment was directly below mine, I'm just angry with the fact that you chose to comment foolishly once again...

Yes, how is that your business, sir
Are you the simp that will take care of her? Women have the right to choose whoever they want just as men want virgins and girls with big nyash. And women will choose generous, wealthy simps.

Break up with her. Shikena!

You both are not compatible, what more do you want to hear again

Leave her, let her find a provider, generous husband that she can depend on 100% I don't know why stingy men like to make women suffer.

Uhm I don't mean to brag but mine is longer😊

I'll create a thread soon.

Having long hair is cool but what I hate about it is the touching. People think they can touch you anyhow they like

That's how they will keep catching them and arresting them

ogunijebu18:
More lovy dovey bs. God that’s why I enjoy rema who’s saving us from that mid. I hope he doesn’t change

No shit genius! 😒

Do you even know what good songwriting entails? FYI I'm not talking about the content of the lyrics.

I'm talking about the structure, the rhyme, how easy it is to get the message of the lyrics, how he painted a clear picture with his words without using meaningless words, the effortless flow, the emotion the melody and lyrics evoke etc.

Shiver99:
If only Nigerians are honest with themselves then a serious revolution would be staged so that the nation would finally start to progress.
If not then they would continue to boast with substandard cities while the rest of the world develops at frightening speeds.

They will continue to watch from the sidelines until China eventually invades the nation and the entire country re-purposed into a poultry farm.

Shut up let us hear word. Nobody is boasting with substandard cities. The rest of the world is NOT developing at frightening speeds.

China will NOT invade and Nigeria will NOT be turned into a poultry farm.

Why are you behaving like chicken little? Crying over nothing.

Nigeria is developing. Nigerians are trying their best. It's a slow and steady race. It won't happen overnight. It's already happening. We are making progress as a nation. You people just like to cry too much 😒😒

Rome, US, China, Europe were not built in a day. It will take Nigeria time because we have a lot to change about our mentality and nationalism.

IkeIgboNiile:
I noticed his artists lack longevity. Max is 5 years and they go into oblivion.

So Tiwa Savage has been relevant for only 5 years

Sir, are you okay at all?

Meanwhile Chike is so underrated. He's the best musician in Nigeria. His lyrics and melodies are top notch.

I mean check out the lyrics to this masterpiece, Enough.

You think you need something new
But I know that that’s not true
Why you moving in circles
When I give you beautiful
Until you jam trouble
Before you miss my wonderful
I put on the light in me
Hoping that one day you’ll see
I give you the best of me
Hoping that I’m all you need

But you waka waka
You k’inwuru mmanya
You bring out the doubts in me
I’m enough
One day you’ll see that I’m enough
I’m enough
I hope you realize that I’m enough


I’ll tell you true, I’ll tell you true
You make me doubt myself
The things you do, the things you do
I started to compare
That maybe I, I’m not rare
But that’s not fair
(Cause I) I put on the light in me
Hoping that one day you’ll see
I give you the best of me
Hoping that I’m all you need
But you waka waka
You k’inwuru mmanya
You bring out the doubts in me
I’m enough
One day you’ll see that I’m enough
I’m enough
I hope you realize that I’m enough
I put on the light in me
Hoping that one day you’ll see
I give you the best of me
Hoping that I’m all you need

And it's not even his best work.

Impersonator2:
please how did the Pentazocine medicine cause you this?

It's a side effect of taking the drug through the use of needles. It damages the tissue in the area you inject it😭

Op you have to summon all the will in you and stop taking that drug.

Sirmwill:
Siofra people

Better to fall in love with a fence than to fall in love with these useless Nigerian men

yeyedu:
When are you going to show yours or are you not smart enough like your colleagues?

Why are you interested in mine? Do you want to covet it? Because that's all you lazy Nigerian men do, covet people's stuff

70 years old man and you're still this foolish. Indeed a fool at 40 is a fool forever.

Wow! It's beautiful.
Congrats to her. Nigerian women are very hard-working and smart, can't say the same for their male counterparts who are mostly into fraud and rituals at that age.

What an idiot!!

He invited her on a date but refused to pay That's what happens when we ladies settle for these scums.

Jakumo:
I will tell you my true age ONLY if you can outrun me in the 100 meters dash on land and in the swimming pool. Where can we meet?

Maybe when the panel beater finishes work on my private jet you will finally understand that I am very serious about wooing you today.

😹 Panel beater indeed!

Outrunning you will be the easiest thing ever. I wasn't one of the best athletes in sec school for nothing. Besides I think you're in your forties, so it will be very easy.

We can meet here, on nairaland.

Jakumo:
Marriage is not my portion o, fine woman Siofra. As I dey look ya pinshure, na so my eye just dey turn one kind. E get as e be o.

That said, I am willing to marry you for one week on a trial basis to see if we are ahem, a good fit, as it were, with no pun intended.

Before we get married for one week. How old are you?

Jakumo:
Kai Kai Kai Gabriel don kill me finish today. Grandchildren? Please wait first, let me place a call to my shrink and my pastor.

This is a very serious matter that calls for prayer and fasting.

Siofra no mind Gabriel a beg. Na because I never pay am for the G Wagon when him sell me last year, na him make am dey pour san-sand for my garri up and down. The man no get patience at all. I tell am say all my money don hook for inside Russia until sotay dem fight dat war finish, but he no gree hear. Di man too wicket sef, haba. Na lack of patience dey spoil Nigeria, abi you no gree?

Where was I? Oh yes, I was wooing this busty Chinese girl with reckless abandon. Siofra please note that I have officially retrenched ALL my women friends in preparation for our upcoming steamy weekend in a beach hut on the Hawaiian Big Island. Air tickets are booked and I will NOT take no for an answer. Furthermore, I have been studying the Karma Sutra intently and I can assure you that no stone will be left unturned in my determination to ENSURE that the full orgasmic potential of our tryst is attained before God and humanity.

Do you have a private jet? No?

I only date men with private jets☺️

Seriously I thought you were married too.

Jakumo:
If that is your profile picture and not a random downloaded image, then you got that large woman beat hands down in all categories, girl. Those slightly Oriental eyes of yours drive me wild with lust, truth be told, as does that seriously fit physique you've sculpted. I think I'd definitely require emergency medical attention if I ever saw you bikini-clad at the beach. Lord have mercy.

On a serious note, is either of your grandparents Chinese? If I guessed right I definitely qualify for a date with you in the near future. Tell me your favorite cuisine and I'll make bookings accordingly.

☺️☺️
Stawwwp!!

You guessed wrong. Pure Nigerian through and through.

Wow see update. When I get married and my husband isn't performing well, I know who to go to. Thank you, op.

She's a very beautiful woman.

I give her 10000/10