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BusinessRe: Learn How To Offer Graphics Design On Fiverr - Without Being A Photoshop/ai Pro by sircrabo: 10:11am On Mar 15, 2018
Femsmart:
I just try to change the color anyhow... I can't do video because I'm very busy doing some researches on Adobe After Effects.

I used vector tracing software. I can give it to you then you explain it to the people in the room.
pls which vector tracing software do you have? I trace manualy but will like to see how the software works. do you use vector magic?

pls assist with software : my_kels@yahoo.com
CelebritiesRe: Shan George Calls Teddy A’s Dick A 'Tiny Noodle' (BBNaija Photo) by sircrabo: 7:41pm On Mar 08, 2018
chriskosherbal:
Shan George sef na there dem for dey see you ... grin


Who don spoil don spoil cheesy


NB: The exact size of a man's joystick is not measured at a flaccid state ( non erect state) but rather the true measurement of both the length and width (circumference ) of a man's joystick is done when it is fully erect .


Some people joystick looks big even at flaccid state and when erect still maintain such length or at most little addition but others looks little at flaccid state but becomes massive during erection . It is the degree of blood inflow into the joystick that determines how large ( both in length & width) the joystick will be and this can only be experienced at an erect state .
You sabi am jare. dicks are not to be judged at first sight until erect. some are big for nothing
AgricultureRe: Hunter Kills An Elephant At Janiyi Camp, Idanre, Ondo State. by sircrabo: 9:31am On Mar 08, 2018
in saner climates, this man would be arrested
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by sircrabo: 11:03am On Mar 05, 2018
Betnaija : 6NZRNYQ. Feel free to edit
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Flaunts His New Pet Goat; Asks For Name Suggestion by sircrabo: 2:54am On Mar 01, 2018
It's fetish. there's more to it than just a pet. the more you look, the less you see
TravelRe: Nigerians - Leave The UK (United Kingdom) ALONE!!! by sircrabo: 9:27am On Feb 24, 2018
saouri:
If you check Google, you will find the list of countries.
I deliberately did not list any countries because before you know it, they too may cut us off.

But I know one country in particular that is growing it's workforce and needs skilled and educated people to move ahead.

You all know it too ☺

Seek and you will find �
CANADA
SportsRe: Obituary: Burial Poster Of Chinedu Udoji Who Died In Accident (Photos) by sircrabo: 4:10pm On Feb 23, 2018
even in death they still lie about age? na wa o. RIP sha
BusinessRe: 7 Figures In One Year: A Nairalander’s Success Tips by sircrabo: 8:41am On Feb 21, 2018
RegalLady:
More: http://www.nigeriaonlinebusiness.com/2018/02/7-figures-in-one-year-nairalanders.html
pls I have been on fiverr for sometime now but not enough traffic. pls how else can I drive traffic to my fiverr url? i'm tired of hearing people's fiverr success story. I have up to 3 gigs but no earnings.

Your advice will be appreciated
TV/MoviesRe: #BBNaija: Sex, Nudity & The Big Brother Naija Reality Show... What's It About? by sircrabo: 8:31am On Feb 21, 2018
Shawnnn01:
Your father and Ebele are the biggest fools of all, Igbo pigs.
How do you know he is Ibo? it's like you are a bigger fool for thinking that way
TV/MoviesRe: #BBNaija: Sex, Nudity & The Big Brother Naija Reality Show... What's It About? by sircrabo: 8:31am On Feb 21, 2018
Shawnnn01:
Your father and Ebele are the biggest fools of all, Igbo pigs.
How do you know he is Ibo? it's like you are a bigger fool for thinking that way
InvestmentRe: I Have N500k But Don't Know What Business I Could Invest In by sircrabo: 5:51pm On Feb 20, 2018
Teeboi56:
Haa na money be dat since I started work throughout my career I never work across dat amount



My advice to u Is dat try as much as u can to make it 800k or 1millions
And find people who knows how to do Dubai visa and then travel out of d country
Don't miss quote me bro
Because 2 of my street brother is there enjoying their life but driving is their work sha like uber 200k is there salary every month
And you think 200 - 300K can't be earned in a month herehuh
CrimeRe: Man Beheaded By Ritualists In Ogun, His Kidney And Heart Removed (Graphic Photo) by sircrabo: 10:30pm On Feb 15, 2018
Blod, blood, blood everywhere. from Fulani herdsmen to ritualist to trailer crushed victims, ... hardly a day on NL without graphic pictures.

May God help us
Foreign AffairsRe: Jacob Zuma's Five Biggest Career Scandals by sircrabo: 6:26pm On Feb 15, 2018
Wind of change blowing round Africa.
RomanceRe: Masturbation: Good Or Bad? Nigerians React (Video) by sircrabo: 9:55am On Feb 15, 2018
GogobiriLalas:
If you don't jerk yourself, nature will jerk you off I.e. wet dream....but if you want something done right, best do it yourself...hence masturbating
True talk. any period I stopped it for months, that period I will always have wet dreams. probably the scrotum was full and needs to be emptied.

not that it's so good but it's safer than sleeping around. that ur gf might have another bf somewhere
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen Attack: OPC Begins Action Against Fulanis In Yorubaland by sircrabo: 6:10pm On Feb 13, 2018
Herdsmen are a re branded faction of Boko Haram. They are done with sambisa and have entered the City. I pray we never hear explosions in Lag, PH, Abj
PoliticsRe: "Igbo Man Defeated Boko Haram For Us" - Shettima by sircrabo: 10:01pm On Feb 06, 2018
But he didn't tell us how the Igbo man helped Boko Haram
FamilyRe: Bayelsa Man Shows His Two Wives On Facebook (Photos) by sircrabo: 6:59pm On Feb 04, 2018
Woman that knows your FILLINGS and the one that loves you with all ARE heart. This is chief priests grammar. LOL. This man must be a chief priest ( Ezemmuo)
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Of 5 Years Broke Up With Me Because Of What Her Pastor Said. Help! by sircrabo: 7:06pm On Feb 03, 2018
Tetragramaton:
If you no what is good for you, live that girl and let her carry her cross. If you know what this pastors are doing now. Its terrible o. She will still end up with two husbands because that pastor is fake. He is not real and he is not using the gift of the holyspirit. He has convinced and connived with her parents spiritually and materially that you don't stand a chance to be with her. If she stays with you , you might not have peace of mind. I have to many stories about pastors hypnotizing married and unmarried women into living their husbands and boyfriends for them. It's very real. This are not men of God but demons in human form and some of this pastors are also married.


Because he sees vision doesnt make him real o. Satan to give gifts. So nothing new. If possible let her see this post and ponder on it before her life is completely ruined. Pastors are ruining lives. Another thing, only very few pastors see total vision when it comes to life partner. In Yoruba, there is something called " eni to ma ba wa kale" meaning someone who will stay till evening.

Many pastors see the morning of the relationship but not evening, only very few have the gift of a complete relationship check hence people make mistakes caused by incomplete prophecies from pastors. If the morning is bad but evening is good the pastor who only saw morning will tell you not to marry the person because he did not see the evening. meanwhile a lot of couples experience many difficulties in their early years " which yorubas call morning, only to go through it and come out victorious in their later years of marriage.

While some pastors will tell you that this person is your perfect match only for you to encounter terrible circumstances and situations in your later years of marriage making you regret why you married the person in the first place.

Before a pastor tell you about any relationship, you must have weighed and discussed many options which include long term goals and possibly worst case scenarios with your partner. If all this match yours! You don't need any pastor to tell you anything.
your head dey there. it's what religion led us into in Africa. we have lost sense of reasoning completely. we let our pastors do the thinking for us and they ( pastors) have a way of putting fear in people, making you do their bidding.

one pastor say, one prophet say. a lot of women today have left their husbands cause they told them he isn't your destined husband. a lot of broken relationships because pastors say they aren't meant for each other.

the story is long and sad, only God can save Christians from false doctrines
InvestmentRe: Zinox Acquires Konga In Landmark Industry Deal by sircrabo: 4:07pm On Feb 03, 2018
I knew the recession was really biting them.

no wonder, orders hardly come. from 5 orders a day to 3 to 2 to 1 order in 3 weeks.

they couldn't meet up with cost of running online ads and failed deliveries.
BusinessRe: Silly Mistakes You Must Avoid/Correct If You Must Earn Money Online by sircrabo: 12:30pm On Feb 02, 2018
Server88:
well said, most Nigerians are not ready to invest in their business...That's how I told someone I could drive 40,000 visitors that google analytics will pickup to his site for just N5000 per month. Even though I gave him a free test of 500 users in 30 mins he still didn't bulge. undecided
I don't know if they just have this mentality that everyone online is a scammer, I'm sure if they see their doppelganger online they'd still call him a scammer.

There's no business that will pay you well online without a significant investment. Be it faucets or Ad clicking they would eat up your time in place of your money. Which is more expensive? 'Cause Time is a currency.
pls I run an online store with jumia. pls tell me how your system can help increase sales. I need to drive local traffic to my url to optimise sales

My url : jumia. com. ng /allure-trading


Thanks
Christianity EtcRe: Stephanie Otobo "Apostle Suleman Told Me To Make False Confession Against FG" by sircrabo: 1:37pm On Jan 30, 2018
It's high time we stop paying attention to this misfit. she is just out to cause confusion.

Suleiman told you to make false confession and you agreed ? ? ? did he force you to come to his church? if he did, did he force you to come out and grab the mic for a confession.

what she would have done if it was true was to expose him right in front of everyone with the mic in her hands.

Otobo is a confusionist. whether Suleman fvcked her or not, she is just a confused gold digger. she doesn't deserve sympathy
RomanceRe: I Used To Go Only ONE Round,please Is It Normal? by sircrabo: 2:56am On Jan 30, 2018
one lenghty round is enough

some guys take drugs that delay their ejaculation and during sex they take breaks at intervals making the girl think they have released and ready for a second round. they do so over and over again and count it as rounds. after an ejaculation, ur manhood will surely relax to pick up after a while.

if ur first round is lenghty then you are good to go. it's as good as 3 rounds
TV/MoviesRe: Khloe KokobyKhloe Goes Braless On BBNaija 3 by sircrabo: 2:28am On Jan 30, 2018
Those boobs will be sucked in the house
Christianity EtcRe: Dr. Anyi Obi Causes A Scene At A Church Program In Mexico. Photos by sircrabo: 8:48pm On Jan 28, 2018
is he a doctor or pastor? why are people falling?
ayam not understanding
Christianity EtcRe: Dr. Anyi Obi Causes A Scene At A Church Program In Mexico. Photos by sircrabo: 8:48pm On Jan 28, 2018
is he a doctor or pastor? why are people falling?
ayam not understanding
BusinessRe: 5 Sure Lucrative Online Businesses You Can Start In 2018 by sircrabo: 5:33pm On Jan 28, 2018
elshanAutos:
Start a sneaker biz with less than 20k. Bulk order only (10 pieces and above at 1,800 naira only per piece) all new sneakers, available in many sizes & colors. Good biz opportunity for students and those with low capital.
Call/Whatsapp- ‭0 9 0 3 0 9 9 8 5 0 7 for more details & inquiries.
are the sneakers for both male and female? where do you have your shop/warehouse? do you have sizes 43 and 44 for Men?
Christianity EtcRe: Stephanie Otobo Confesses, Apologizes To Apostle Suleman: "Politicians Paid Me" by sircrabo: 12:38pm On Jan 27, 2018
The Lord shall fight for us and we shall hold our Peace

I thank God it's a Video and not some blog story. videos don't lie. She can't come out and debunk the claim. If you still don't believe, then you need psychiatric evaluation
Christianity EtcRe: "You Fornicate After Fasting And Prayer, Church Crusade" - Young Lady Says by sircrabo: 6:36pm On Jan 22, 2018
iVentHub:
She is talking from EXPERIENCE
You mean sEXPERIENCE ? grin
RomanceRe: Michigan Man Who Lives With Three Sex Dolls: His “wife” And Two “mistresses by sircrabo: 1:44pm On Jan 20, 2018
So you mean he has six dedicated Pussy?
three living and three un living things

He even looks like a psycho
BusinessRe: What Business Can I Start With 1 Million Naira? by sircrabo: 9:19am On Jan 16, 2018
Mastino:
Can we chat privately?
My_kels@yahoo.com
BusinessRe: What Business Can I Start With 1 Million Naira? by sircrabo: 11:41am On Jan 15, 2018
Millz404:
Bros show me the way na... I am willing and humble to learn.. I will like us to chat
Send me a mail/PM, can't drop my number here
CrimeRe: I Transferred N280k & N300k From My Mother's Account To Mine Via Phone by sircrabo: 11:38am On Jan 15, 2018
EmmyG012:
"Pls Help Me, I Need Your Advice On This Before I Do Otherwise"

Lalasticlal.a I really need this front page.

Guys before I write-up all I need is your advice and not insult on my error,

I will be brief, Last week Monday I transferred money (#280,000) from my mom bank acct to mine thru her fone with first bank ussd code without her knowledge hoping to gain more money nd i ll refund the money bck becos dis is nt d first tym doing it, i have been doing it nd av been working out bt unfortunately for me luck wasn't on my side dis tym around. I lose the money then last week Thursday I had to transfer (#300,000) to my acct to see if I can regain the 280k back thru bet9ja but I also lost the money. Then on Saturday I tried if I can still transfer 100k maybe dis tym around I ll regain the money back, but to my surprise wen I input the code all I get on her phone is "You have been denied access to use this service contact the bank for more information". I just don't knw maybe its due to the transfer I made becos mine dad is also using first bank and his fone is no saying dat. And dis morning my mom have gone to work n she will want to transfer money to my senior brother thru her fone, am sure she ll gt d same response wat if she decide on going to first bank to find out wat is wrong. Pls Nairalander I jst don't know wat to do. I need you guys advice n response on this asap. The worst thing is that I added first bank to screening number so she won't be able to get alert n I stored one of my number in her contact as first bank, so I gv her alert with the number I stored on her fone. But she has been suspecting that alert do come late which suppose to be immediately.... And she ll becoming back by 5pm, am speechless cos I don't knw wat to tell her I use the money to do, once my fada comes back n hear dis am dead. Pls guys your advice is all I need


Mods pls promote this to FP
You've been stealing from your mom. What did the woman do to deserve all that. If you have a good business idea, why not talk to her about it for support rather you chose to steal from her. Bros whether you took it, collected, napped, fapped ( whatever name you want to call it) without the owners consent, it becomes stealing.

I'll tell your mummy for u

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