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Romance / Re: Nigerian Couple’s Transformation Photos Causes Buzz Online by sirgusto: 3:58am On Jul 30, 2023
Say no to illicit drugs....simple.
Agriculture / Re: This Is How To Put Goat To Sleep - Unbelievable Nigerian Science! by sirgusto: 12:11pm On Jul 03, 2023
Stop hypnotizing Messi and Ronaldo
Phones / Re: How Can I Check For Easybuy Scam When buying Used Phone? by sirgusto: 12:09pm On Jul 03, 2023
Just root the phone and flash a new ROM
Religion / Re: Hymns Or Gospel Songs, Which Do You Prefer? by sirgusto: 1:41pm On Jul 10, 2022
Which one is gospel songs undecided
I can't worship in a place where I will not sing from the Ancient and Modern revised, and also chant the psalms (canticles).
Crime / Re: Mark Zuckerberg’s Impostor, Others Jailed For Internet Fraud In Ilorin by sirgusto: 12:57am On Oct 15, 2021
Now I know why Mark was begging me the other day for funds to upgrade Facebook server to avoid another outage. angry
These guys are dumb, their victims are dumber.
Crime / Re: Help!!! How Can I Get Some Yahoo Boys Living Opposite Me Arrested? by sirgusto: 12:58am On Feb 17, 2021
Use your phone and get (gps) coordinates of their house via Google maps.
Go to efcc and police website, copy every email address you can find there.
Send a panic mail to all the addresses (dropping the coordinates).
State everything you have seen (and more).
Of girls being raped in their flats...
Tell the police, they're armed too.....(you can add more).

Relax and watch their apartment turn into a "red zone".

NB: Create a new email address for this purpose,
Don't use your real identity (.maintain anonymity,...e get why)

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Religion / Re: Top 10 Nigerian Pentecostal Churches With The Best Choir/Music Department by sirgusto: 3:26am On Feb 08, 2021
Anything outside the Anglican Communion is not a Church. Best choir globally.
Religion / Re: Ancient Greek Inscription 'Christ Born Of Mary' To Ward Off Evil Spirit Seen(Pix by sirgusto: 1:02am On Feb 01, 2021
NaijaMutant:
Mohammed was not even conceived then undecided



But he thinks he knows more about Jesus grin
WTF bro?
I'm a Christian too, and you shall not despise Prophet Mohammed [PBUH] before me.
Let's not be too naive in religious issues.
Programming / Re: Why Are Backend Developers Paid More Than Frontend Developers? by sirgusto: 3:50am On Jan 20, 2021
Why are neurosurgeons paid more than makeup artists? grin
Food / Re: Name 3 Or More Drinks You Think Are Popular But You Haven't Tasted by sirgusto: 12:23am On Jan 02, 2021
Burukutu, SPB and Burantasha grin
Education / Re: I Finally Received My 10,000 Grant From Federal Government by sirgusto: 12:18am On Jan 02, 2021
Senior man.....do giveaway na?�
Family / Re: Wife Bathes Benue ExCommissioner Daughter With Hot Water For Dating Her Man (Pix by sirgusto: 12:00am On Dec 27, 2020
Ugly women often feel insecure and jealous.
Forget about the burns, that young lady has lost far more than that.
Let justice prevail.

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Food / Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by sirgusto: 10:35pm On Dec 20, 2020
We just eat anything that has flesh and blood indiscriminately.
Is this poverty or mere gluttony embarassed
Crime / Re: Gunmen Shoot A Man In His Face In Port Harcourt (Graphic Photos) by sirgusto: 11:29pm On Dec 17, 2020
People don't just get shot at random.

For every action, there's a reason...good or bad.
Don't sit on people's promotion on the job;
Which family did you oppress some years back?
Who did you deny admission into tertiary school?
Who's helpless child did you molest?
Who did you make jobless?
Who's wife are you messing with?
Who are you currently threatening with a sack or whatever?
Who paid you in full and you refused to deliver?

......like I said,
For every action, there's a reaction.
Everybody gets paid....
Let's live aright.

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Celebrities / Re: Miss Koikoi 'Rebecca' Weds Her White Lover (Photos) by sirgusto: 9:01pm On Dec 16, 2020
Love is a mother*ucker
Science/Technology / Re: Ray Fish Caught Near The God's Island, Ibeno In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by sirgusto: 9:22am On Nov 19, 2020
It's called a guitarfish
Business / Re: Scorched By The Heat Of Dollar Scarcity And Transaction Limits? See The Solution by sirgusto: 9:53pm On Oct 14, 2020
I just searched for this group on telegram, no results.
Food / Re: Strange And Ugly Animal Killed Today By A Nairalander. (pics) by sirgusto: 7:59am On May 31, 2020
That's a mongoose.
It feeds on snakes.
You should have made it a pet, it will kill snakes for you.
Food / Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by sirgusto: 9:59pm On May 15, 2020
This is spiritually unhealthy.
Unstable vibes loading...

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Crime / Re: Driver Sentenced To Death For Strangling Boss Aged Mother by sirgusto: 4:37pm On May 06, 2020
I love this. wink
Crime / Re: Masquerades Arrested For Flouting Lockdown Order (Photos) by sirgusto: 9:27pm On Apr 13, 2020
E don happen, I don talk am....... grin
Crime / Re: Corper Augustine Ohimai: Prostitute Dies During Sex With NYSC Member In Nasarawa by sirgusto: 11:14am On Feb 01, 2020
It can only be tramadol or some hard sh*t our youths ingest nowadays

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by sirgusto: 1:13am On Jan 13, 2020
Guys how is the accuracy of Soccer Bag (android app)?
The hype is just too much. I'm yet to give it a try.
Said their prediction is based on machine learning and expected goals models.
Is is possible to accurately predict goals?
They claim all that.
What's your experience with the Soccer Bag app?
Phones / Re: Google’s Android Apps Are No Longer Free by sirgusto: 11:37am On Oct 19, 2018
Who still dey pay for apps, when you an get Modded stuff online grin

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Crime / Re: A Cult Member Is Threatening To Kill Me. by sirgusto: 7:17pm On Mar 14, 2016
OPTION A:

Get his Photo
Get his details
Get his personal effect (Handkerchief, Socks, Buttons, even a piece of thread from his clothes)
Go to Akwa Ibom, Ogoni (Rivers) etc
Locate a strong Sherman (Juju Priest)
Decommission the rude boy permanently.

Estimated cost = 50,000

OPTION B:

Get to know the cult he belongs
Get to know rival cult group(s)
Blend
Set him up
Order a HIT on him

Estimated cost = 250,000



OPTION C: (My favorite)

Go to SARS
Make some friends (trigger happy ones)
Be loyal
Table his case
Set him up
He'll be arrested and wasted en-route cool

Estimated cost = 50,000


Then: RELAX AND ENJOY A BUG-FREE LIFE smiley
Food / Re: Would You Eat This Snake Pepper Soup? (Photo) by sirgusto: 10:19pm On Jan 29, 2016
Emaimo:
I went to visit my guy and I met him eating this. He he killed it in his backyard. How many of you like this meat?


This is a python, telling from the design pattern.
I have eaten it a couple of times as a child, BUT be careful with the bones.
Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by sirgusto: 5:28am On Oct 31, 2015
Hello guys, I want to know if jamb is required for admission into NOUN?
When can I apply?

Thanks.
Education / Re: What You Don't Know About National Open University Of Nigeria (noun) by sirgusto: 5:24am On Oct 31, 2015
Pls guys, is jamb required for admission into NOUN?
When can I register?
Thanks.
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Touches High Tension Wires Without Gloves In Lagos by sirgusto: 9:42am On Sep 26, 2015
bigfrancis21:


I studied EE at UNN and electrically speaking, this is possible once the person isn't grounded i.e. connected to earth or standing on the ground (earth). The earth ground serves to complete an electric circuit and thus ensure the full flow of current round the circuit. Now, if someone hangs freely in the air from one of the 3 high tension lines, he/she wouldn't be electrocuted because his leg isn't touching the ground or earth that serves to complete the circuit. The hanging person would be just as a conductor, conducting electricity freely. However, the same person would immediately be electrocuted if his leg suddenly touches the soil or ground or someone standing uses a pole to touch the hanging person (both persons would be electrocuted because there is a direct connection to the earth ground).

In the case of the picture the op posted, there is clearly a connection or conductor between the nepa man touching the cables with his bare hands and the earth (the ladder) creating the perfect condition for electrocution however, there is no current flowing through the high-tension cables as the power must have been disconnected at the power station. Otherwise, he would easily be electrocuted if power is suddenly restored through the cables.

Dude, go back to your notes and check field effect. cool
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Touches High Tension Wires Without Gloves In Lagos by sirgusto: 9:37am On Sep 26, 2015
teeowl:
because there is NO electricity... undecided
no

Hey dude, didn't they teach you about field effect?
If that line is energised, he would have been fried.
Food / Re: If You Did Not Eat This Food, Then You Must Be Of A Younger Generation by sirgusto: 1:20am On Sep 20, 2015
agbalej:
Termites have been reported to co contain quite a good amount of nutrients for the body. Little wonder our forefathers ate much of them.

Those days, I took it to school in my lunch box. But now, I eat it with a chilled bottle of smirnoff ice (good shot by the way). You can try and invent some recipes yourself, like rolling them on rizzler (smoking em) or doing a sandwich with it..... Guys.... Let's be creative here. cool

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