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CareerRe: What Is A Comfortable Salary In Lagos? by sirgusto: 8:02am On May 12, 2025
Currently earning 3.8M in Port Harcourt, nothing come out.
This place is a sham.
PoliticsRe: Ganduje: There's Nothing Wrong With A One-party State by sirgusto: 6:24pm On May 10, 2025
Looks like a chameleon with downs syndrome
CrimeRe: Hit And Run by sirgusto(op): 6:19pm On May 10, 2025
2cribz:
Lies.
Stay delusional
CrimeRe: Hit And Run by sirgusto(op): 5:16pm On May 10, 2025
I've gone to FRSC, and they demanded a p0lice extract.
I don't want to leave any footprints.
But thanks, everyone.
3 persons have contacted me so far and provided the same information. Two persons from a group, one person from another platform. I ended up parting with 1.1m. The first person got the 1m, and the two other guys' information was used to validate the first. They got 50k each.
I'm grateful to all💝.
CrimeHit And Run by sirgusto(op): 2:49am On May 08, 2025
Someone hit my car from behind on Tuesday night at Eliozu, Port Harcourt. It was a black Toyota RAV4, and the driver fled, but I got his plate number. Someone advised me to report it to the police as a stolen vehicle—that way, when they find him, they’ll contact me. Another person suggested going to the road safety/license office, as they might help retrieve his details (address, NIN, etc.) to trace him further.

It’s not like I want to track his home and harm his family—I just want his information. How can I go about this discreetly, without leaving traces?

This happened at Eliozu. All I have is his plate number, and I want to trace him without involving the authorities. I’m willing to pay ₦1M to get to him.

RomanceRe: Nigerian Couple’s Transformation Photos Causes Buzz Online by sirgusto: 3:58am On Jul 30, 2023
Say no to illicit drugs....simple.
AgricultureRe: This Is How To Put Goat To Sleep - Unbelievable Nigerian Science! by sirgusto: 12:11pm On Jul 03, 2023
Stop hypnotizing Messi and Ronaldo
PhonesRe: How Can I Check For Easybuy Scam When buying Used Phone? by sirgusto: 12:09pm On Jul 03, 2023
Just root the phone and flash a new ROM
Christianity EtcRe: Hymns Or Gospel Songs, Which Do You Prefer? by sirgusto: 1:41pm On Jul 10, 2022
Which one is gospel songs undecided
I can't worship in a place where I will not sing from the Ancient and Modern revised, and also chant the psalms (canticles).
CrimeRe: Mark Zuckerberg’s Impostor, Others Jailed For Internet Fraud In Ilorin by sirgusto: 12:57am On Oct 15, 2021
Now I know why Mark was begging me the other day for funds to upgrade Facebook server to avoid another outage. angry
These guys are dumb, their victims are dumber.
CrimeRe: Help!!! How Can I Get Some Yahoo Boys Living Opposite Me Arrested? by sirgusto: 12:58am On Feb 17, 2021
Use your phone and get (gps) coordinates of their house via Google maps.
Go to efcc and police website, copy every email address you can find there.
Send a panic mail to all the addresses (dropping the coordinates).
State everything you have seen (and more).
Of girls being raped in their flats...
Tell the police, they're armed too.....(you can add more).

Relax and watch their apartment turn into a "red zone".

NB: Create a new email address for this purpose,
Don't use your real identity (.maintain anonymity,...e get why)
Christianity EtcRe: Top 10 Nigerian Pentecostal Churches With The Best Choir/Music Department by sirgusto: 3:26am On Feb 08, 2021
Anything outside the Anglican Communion is not a Church. Best choir globally.
Christianity EtcRe: Ancient Greek Inscription 'Christ Born Of Mary' To Ward Off Evil Spirit Seen(Pix by sirgusto: 1:02am On Feb 01, 2021
NaijaMutant:
Mohammed was not even conceived then undecided



But he thinks he knows more about Jesus grin
WTF bro?
I'm a Christian too, and you shall not despise Prophet Mohammed [PBUH] before me.
Let's not be too naive in religious issues.
ProgrammingRe: Why Are Backend Developers Paid More Than Frontend Developers? by sirgusto: 3:50am On Jan 20, 2021
Why are neurosurgeons paid more than makeup artists? grin
FoodRe: Name 3 Or More Drinks You Think Are Popular But You Haven't Tasted by sirgusto: 12:23am On Jan 02, 2021
Burukutu, SPB and Burantasha grin
EducationRe: I Finally Received My 10,000 Grant From Federal Government by sirgusto: 12:18am On Jan 02, 2021
Senior man.....do giveaway na?�
FamilyRe: Wife Bathes Benue ExCommissioner Daughter With Hot Water For Dating Her Man (Pix by sirgusto: 12:00am On Dec 27, 2020
Ugly women often feel insecure and jealous.
Forget about the burns, that young lady has lost far more than that.
Let justice prevail.
FoodRe: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by sirgusto: 10:35pm On Dec 20, 2020
We just eat anything that has flesh and blood indiscriminately.
Is this poverty or mere gluttony embarassed
CrimeRe: Gunmen Shoot A Man In His Face In Port Harcourt (Graphic Photos) by sirgusto: 11:29pm On Dec 17, 2020
People don't just get shot at random.

For every action, there's a reason...good or bad.
Don't sit on people's promotion on the job;
Which family did you oppress some years back?
Who did you deny admission into tertiary school?
Who's helpless child did you molest?
Who did you make jobless?
Who's wife are you messing with?
Who are you currently threatening with a sack or whatever?
Who paid you in full and you refused to deliver?

......like I said,
For every action, there's a reaction.
Everybody gets paid....
Let's live aright.
CelebritiesRe: Miss Koikoi 'Rebecca' Weds Her White Lover (Photos) by sirgusto: 9:01pm On Dec 16, 2020
Love is a mother*ucker
Science/TechnologyRe: Ray Fish Caught Near The God's Island, Ibeno In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by sirgusto: 9:22am On Nov 19, 2020
It's called a guitarfish
BusinessRe: Scorched By The Heat Of Dollar Scarcity And Transaction Limits? See The Solution by sirgusto: 9:53pm On Oct 14, 2020
I just searched for this group on telegram, no results.
FoodRe: Strange And Ugly Animal Killed Today By A Nairalander. (pics) by sirgusto: 7:59am On May 31, 2020
That's a mongoose.
It feeds on snakes.
You should have made it a pet, it will kill snakes for you.
FoodRe: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by sirgusto: 9:59pm On May 15, 2020
This is spiritually unhealthy.
Unstable vibes loading...
CrimeRe: Driver Sentenced To Death For Strangling Boss Aged Mother by sirgusto: 4:37pm On May 06, 2020
I love this. wink
CrimeRe: Masquerades Arrested For Flouting Lockdown Order (Photos) by sirgusto: 9:27pm On Apr 13, 2020
E don happen, I don talk am....... grin
CrimeRe: Corper Augustine Ohimai: Prostitute Dies During Sex With NYSC Member In Nasarawa by sirgusto: 11:14am On Feb 01, 2020
It can only be tramadol or some hard sh*t our youths ingest nowadays
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by sirgusto: 1:13am On Jan 13, 2020
Guys how is the accuracy of Soccer Bag (android app)?
The hype is just too much. I'm yet to give it a try.
Said their prediction is based on machine learning and expected goals models.
Is is possible to accurately predict goals?
They claim all that.
What's your experience with the Soccer Bag app?
PhonesRe: Google’s Android Apps Are No Longer Free by sirgusto: 11:37am On Oct 19, 2018
Who still dey pay for apps, when you an get Modded stuff online grin
CrimeRe: A Cult Member Is Threatening To Kill Me. by sirgusto: 7:17pm On Mar 14, 2016
OPTION A:

Get his Photo
Get his details
Get his personal effect (Handkerchief, Socks, Buttons, even a piece of thread from his clothes)
Go to Akwa Ibom, Ogoni (Rivers) etc
Locate a strong Sherman (Juju Priest)
Decommission the rude boy permanently.

Estimated cost = 50,000

OPTION B:

Get to know the cult he belongs
Get to know rival cult group(s)
Blend
Set him up
Order a HIT on him

Estimated cost = 250,000



OPTION C: (My favorite)

Go to SARS
Make some friends (trigger happy ones)
Be loyal
Table his case
Set him up
He'll be arrested and wasted en-route cool

Estimated cost = 50,000


Then: RELAX AND ENJOY A BUG-FREE LIFE smiley

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