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Horlohlah:
They can go,after we discuss how they want to be killed

Larem, always insolent in a sexy way...

TINALETC3:
Strictly nt allowed

You ain't guilty of this?

I don't bloody care as long as his dick doesn't slip into her twàt in the guise of ignorance. And don't fondlé please

mercy0008:
IF I AM NOT ON MY PERIOD OR OVULATING, PANT IS A NO NO 4 ME. PINKY NEEDS AIR

Guess that's what you named the moist passage between your thighs. You've got a name for your flappy boobs as well? Aye, aye, certainly.

Seewealth:
its upto you sha have you ever seen a promo without you dropping something

Yes. All promo. That's why it's called a promo 'cause it damn free.

It isn't a raffle draw of something of the sort, so why should I pay a dime?

Pay three third of what I'm to earn?? How hilarious. If I get 0.5btc from 10 gullible people, I'll be a fūçkīñg millionaire nigga. Be smart

Adaumunocha:
Oh my God Michael you finished me! better calm down. Darn see yab. That was unnecessary and immature of you.

You had better requote my prequel post to claim your insult. I've got not use for your ilks.

Now scurvy back into that black hole of ignorance you tried to escape from, sot.

Adaumunocha:
It affected you in what way?

I'm teaching you twàt what you failed to acquire because you've got no common sense and yet you rebuff it like the pungent disgusting ignorant cretin you are.

Your ilks are found no more, couldn't survive 'cause they're so dumb. I'm right here trying to salvage you from going extinct, yet you wouldn't want that

Seewealth:
because you do not believe it or know about it does not mean its a scam i googled it and it is legit mister pareab this might be her lucky day

Why then do you have to pay and log in your wallet through the given link? Why not go to your wallet's address directly?

Y'all falling for a scam hook, line and sinker

Lalas247:
Lol dunno what video he talking about o

Common, don't feign ignorance now. Let's do that pm shït right now.

BTW, how was your work, hope it stressed you a bit? It certainly cannot be called a job if you don't get the drill of it.

Adaumunocha:
Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. Forgive him. Let it go. What you are considering in ur heart is a taboo. Funeral and wedding ain't d same. What doesn't kill u makes u stronger, besides your dad might have been bewitched by that prophetess.

Did you have to quote the whole thing? Just type his sobriquet and he'll get the mention

Your dad seems to be suffering from Alzheimer's disease. Always forgetting every gaddamn thing.

Forgiving him seems like an absurd thing to do, hell yeah I'd wish him dead, six fūçkīñg feet below the ground but that isn't right. Forgiving him only sets you free

He missed your wedding and introduction, missed your sister's wedding too... Now what sort of a father does that?? Maybe an enchanted one.

That prophetess enchantress comes to mind. She might be laying a siege on your family

Kimkardashain:
i dnt knw, do u knw how much 0.00005btc is in naira?

72.41 naira. Guess that's the amount of bitcoin you have.

...and BTW, it's a scam. No one gives free 2btc to a random stranger who's got nothing to do with charity.

A bit coin alone is worth millions of naira. A bit coin equals $4029.35. That multiplied by 360.50=1,452,580.68 naira.

That multiplied by 2=2,905,161.36 naira. Who tosses close to 3mil to a random person? These are hypes and the work of a... well... Not too smart scammer

You're welcome

mofeoluwadassah:
which one be foreign substances again

Are you certain you ever passed through the four walls of a learning institution or college?

Or are you just feigning dumb or local?

Mention the mo'fucker's moniker and let's hear his own side of the story top. We can't pass advice premised on your supposed claims or assertions

Mynd44, why don't this guy's numerous sobriquet ever undergo the 10years fucking ban treatment for violating rule 19?

tosyne2much:
I barely do that in public places especially where people are gathered

Barely there being the prevailing word here.

Lalas247:
Twerking on a Sunday
U want God to vex for me ..

Mermaid? WTF did I just read?? You uploaded a twerking video of yourself?? Where the fuck_ was I?!

Come back and re-twerk that twerk oh... I wanna see that thick ass, no jonzing, ass so rhythmical, one that moves like Don Jazzy's beat

Jodha:
Lmao....plus the pant line thing is not nice...

I get ashamed when i see ...a fellow lass...wearing a skirt...gown..or trousers...and her pant line is all over the place...

What would you rather see? Her ass crack?

falconey:


If girl no wear pant for one day he go make news, if guy no wear boxer for 1 decade, nobody cares.

You sound less intelligent when you're not on weed. Do take weed before you post a comment pleeeease

Stegomiah:
How come i never got a mention for this post
This just made my day
Was smiling all through
I'm lepacious
Actually considering furthering abroad.... It's an option
Wow.... Didn't know you went thru my posts
Well done eh

The write up on the yoruba girl was so funny
That doesn't mean you ain't a nice guy though
Will do the same to you though... Lol
Was actually gonna drop my line for ya.... But that will mean i am breaking a personal code not to give any guy my line here...
The fact you distant,
the fact i think i might be slightly older than you(which doesn't really matter) ,
and that i have a bf all join
But i was very much tempted to cos i'm attracted to intelligent people and i consider you one
So i decided to settle for just being friends here
Will put my picture up, something i haven't done in over two years....
So you must really be special
Will take it down later

And about the mentions ish.... It was only your last mention i got..... The one accusing me about not replying mentions

I do actually try to reply mentions..... It's pms i don't reply

I didn't reply to your mention quickly 'cause I love your photo to remain where it is. Just for a while or forever

I imagined you to be different, plump, full and round but I was shocked beyond words. My very own stegomiah this cute?? I must add, I fell in love with those legs and I like your hairdo, it fits your face perfectly. Your mama born you well.

So you uploaded your photo because you don't wanna lose communication with me and yet you don't want me to have your contact? Lol. Ladies. You guys still don't know what you want.

Anyways, I Michael, owner of the sobriquet SirMichael, trouble maker, hater of Sansa Stark and Cersei Lanister (I can't wait to see this one's head on a spike) from this day henceforth swear by the old gods and the new that I'll avoid any Yoruba girl I see, online, offline or inline.

I don't like it when folks go back on their word. Where was the Lady that didn't mind creating another sobriquet just to give me her number? Anyway, there's a way around this... Here's my number 0810***** Do not call but message me only on Whatsapp. Your code is still intact as you never gave me your number here on this forum. Aye, you see, I outsmarted your code

Don't be like Daenerys and I like Jorah the andel that got friendoned with no hope. That hopeless guy

Although my brother said they both got married, so... good thing could come out from this friendship after all

Hope school is fine and you aren't too stressed?

My IT is going well. I'm just left with a month and also caught up in the rokus happening here in Jos

makydebbie:
At bold. Sure I do. I even know how to pull the strings and turn it all to my favour.

Now here I'm, making sure her fb details isn't on this thread by mistake. Prolly, those who quoted my post and I saw that comment. How can someone jump into that kinda conclusion just because I'm trying to help. I really hope she quotes me. I really do. That was a really stupid thing to say.

You really don't mean the embolded right? I've seen you get beat on countless threads. E-fights you instigated but never won.

Sentences are passed premised on evidence or nonavailability of them, she passed a statement and it was left for you to ignore or not. Officialda.d has obscured himself after making claims. She's just fueling lies and you're charging thoughtlessly at it. Be smart. Learn to ignore less important things.

But if you wanna start a fight and taint your good deeds then by all means go at it, if that would make you sleep peacefully that is.

makydebbie:
I'm just seeing this comment. You're so dull. May help run away from you when you need it most.

makydebbie:
Thought you'll quote me na.

You sure do have the knack for instigating e-fights. You quoted her, she never responded yet you're still goading her to incite a reply which would then escalate to become a fight on a thread which currently seem to be going... Well... Not pretty good but at least, we can manage.

You wanna taint your good work for this? Trust me, you don't.

Nobodys:
wowww.... Sir hope u read law or reading law ,cause u wud be a great advocate... U even defended me more dan i could defend myself... Thanks for that... To those still calling me a scammer its obvious they are just seeking attention.... Pls dont giv dem d pleasure of that. Thanks again

I'm happy that your mom has gotten better. She's gonna walk again in no time. You just gotta have faith

All these shall pass and it will be as though it never occurred. Stay blessed and hope you went to church? I know you wanna be around your min 24/7 but please ehn, don't choke her (pun intented). She needs all the rest she can get.

Do you still need any financial assistance?

Lalas247:
Which car

He changed the photo

RETIREDMUMU:
some pple re born poverty let leave them wondering how u import usa car come Nigerian and how handsome guy like this


pained fella

Why didn't you quote me? Scaredy cat.

Importing a US car is different from registering the car in Nigeria. You could import a car from the ends of the earth but that drive has to be fucking registered in Nigeria

Still defending your low self esteem?

Dog. Had to replace the pics right?

Jodha:
Im a conc deeper life member...yhu can coman confirm....infact my papa will be waiting for yhu....


And if yhu think yhure the only one doing...the confirmation then yhure wrong....



Holla me yhur church...i'll coman ask yhur papa...why yhure not a worker...

Deeper life member with an attached hair, dangling ear rings and sitting in a local bar... You dare call yourself conc.

W.F Kumuyi would spit on you twice. One on your head and the second on your head

You see what desperation can cause?

So you guys actually believe a spouse could be gotten from this *** platform? Why don't you iterate this thread in meet up section and see what luck comes out of it SMH

Eleyi ti ya werey o

Just usurping pictures and using them right?. Effect of low self esteem

The car plate number isn't Nigerian and as the mumu you are, you couldn't see that

Blackhawk01:
No church again

Time check: 12:52pm. Who goes to church in the afternoon except you're alarmed that she might be wooing me.

Don't worry, she's safe 'cause there's nothing going on.

makydebbie:
Thanks. Replied.

Replied.