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CelebritiesRe: Dead Owl At Ebuka Obi Uchendu's Door This Morning (Photo) by SirMichael1:
Na village people. How else would you explain a owl that should have died close to a tree where it lives but died at the front of a door or an entrance....

But that village person should have tried to enter through the window na cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Tayo Sobola Accused Of Being A Cultist Over Her Outfit (Photos) by SirMichael1: 9:22am On Nov 06, 2017
This is her just trying to be controversial.

If you see a real satanist, you won't even know 96% of the time unless you're extremely close. All this media publicity stunt sha. Smh
PoliticsRe: Man Cries For Losing Enugu Local Government Election (pics, Video) by SirMichael1: 9:19am On Nov 06, 2017
When your 'jazz' coupled with your money couldn't give you victory cheesy

All that tears is just for the money he won't be able to embezzle angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Again Victorious In La Liga by SirMichael1: 9:16am On Nov 06, 2017
So? You face Atl. Madrid in the coming week, hope y'all prepared.

BTW, if las Palmas had won or drawn, then my hope for Madrid would have been tarnished forever
EducationRe: Fresh ASUU Strike Looms As Union Reviews Deal With FG by SirMichael1: 9:08am On Nov 06, 2017
Hope this is a very fake news huh

Our leaders in Nigeria are hopeless. They'd rather spend on other things than education. What better way of the government to say "....go start farming" than this?
RomanceRe: Any Real Man Will Spot The Problem With This Picture by SirMichael1: 8:38am On Nov 06, 2017
adaksbullet:
sir mikel1, am hale u o bus cool
I'm grit u too o bus.

Why is you go away long? grin
RomanceRe: Lady Who Reluctantly Said Yes To Boyfriend, Finally Marries Him by SirMichael1: 8:30am On Nov 06, 2017
Oh! I remembered watching the video and all I could hear from the background was....

'Say yes!"

"Don't be shy, say yes!"

Some folks were screaming at the top of their voices while the man was begging like his pride depended on it. I mean, who would wanna get a no response in public from the lady you dated and all seemed to be going well.

HML though smiley
Foreign AffairsRe: Us Woman Arrested Over Insult On President Muagbe On Twitter by SirMichael1: 8:29am On Nov 06, 2017
Odd news. Wow be locked if you signal to a mod
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 5th November 2017 by SirMichael1: 8:27am On Nov 06, 2017
Melian:
You're hurt. Badly. But get this in your peahen brain again, I do not watch Zee whatever. Up your arse.
Hurt? I've been the one using emojis and you've been the one throwing tantrums and snide remarks like a kiddo (added to your inadequate level of comprehension), now tell me, who's more hurt?? smiley

You're on a football thread and the first you thought of scribbling is "This thread is boring". What would you have the thread rather be? Like one of your favorite telenovelas? Or maybe one of your favorite romance films. So much huge difference from your first post with sense. If your cognitive cannot comprehend what goes on here, stay where it would find no difficulty. Go to the romance section, celebrity section, literature section or whatever but make sure you skedaddle your pencil ass the fūçk outta here wink
RomanceRe: Any Real Man Will Spot The Problem With This Picture by SirMichael1: 8:09am On Nov 06, 2017
adaksbullet:
am thanks God on airbus1 live o shocked



so bus airbus1 his noun haved small small brains too posted good tins in nl romans session shocked


am still tot am go too seen airbus1 spoilt bananananana face on these mrng b4 ni cheesy
Bus! grin
RomanceRe: Any Real Man Will Spot The Problem With This Picture by SirMichael1: 8:08am On Nov 06, 2017
RaggedyAnn:
Maybe he's trying to teach her a lesson. undecided
Earlier that day.....
Guy: babe, it's cold out. You wanna grab a jacket?
T: No, I'm good.
Guy: Are you sure? Because it is really freezing.
T: No, it will ruin the outfit. This dress doesn't go with a jacket. Do you want Miuccia Prada to turn in her grave?
Guy: I don't think that she's dead, babe
T: (looks daggers at him) it's an expression. Anyway, if I put a jacket on this, she damn well will be.
Guy: babe, I'm just worried about you here. You'll freeze to death.
T: I'm a woman. I can handle a little pain.
Guy: okay, if you say so. But you know me, I'm a baby about discomfort.
Story story. Whatever the case, he ought to have handed that jacket to her
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 5th November 2017 by SirMichael1: 6:04am On Nov 06, 2017
Melian:
You're daft. Only daft, jobless people like you watch Zee world.

Abeg, go and lose again. See you next weekend, loser!
Why trying so hard to tell me you don't understand the meaning of 'go watch Zee world'?? grin

Or is it that you can't subscribe to the channel?? Then go buy CDs or download telenovelas and take your ass outta this thread. smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 5th November 2017 by SirMichael1: 5:06am On Nov 06, 2017
Melian:
So you know you're always a loser. Congrats then.
Swerve abeg. A person becomes dumb when he/she cannot comprehend a simple post... It's a pity you're like this, they must have tried every possible means to elucidate your mind but all must have been a waste as you've very well just proved. grin

I'm starting to think that you don't even understand the meaning of 'Go watch Zee world' undecided
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Want To Leave Me Alone by SirMichael1: 7:37pm On Nov 05, 2017
QueenSekxy:
same here.
Sorry is what I feel for you embarassed

You obviously thought this was funny angry

QueenSekxy:
babe is playing try your luck with your brain cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 5th November 2017 by SirMichael1: 7:35pm On Nov 05, 2017
Melian:
Who is this nobody? I look like your sister?

Pained asshnal loser.
SirMichael1:
'Ass-nal' would be thrashed as usual cheesy cheesy

Quote me when FT is 3-1 smiley



I love this guy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

My prayers are with you, 'ass-nal' in this trying times cheesy cheesy cheesy
Ass-anal was never gon' win, so?

Go continue watching zee world. I insist
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Want To Leave Me Alone by SirMichael1: 7:22pm On Nov 05, 2017
QueenSekxy:
undecided
I feel for you.
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Want To Leave Me Alone by SirMichael1: 7:19pm On Nov 05, 2017
QueenSekxy:
babe is playing try your luck with your brain cheesy
undecided undecided angry sad huh
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Want To Leave Me Alone by SirMichael1: 6:46pm On Nov 05, 2017
SKYZZZ:
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I once told her and I showed it
Then leave her.

She feels she's got you, now what?? You don't look like a priced stuff to her no more.

When you try to go, she refirms the hold of the grip on you. She's a confused being. Sit her down and tell her you hate it when people are confused about what they want.

Try explain to her that she can't have you both (her guy and you). You not an option. If she still continue, kick her bitchy ass out of your life!!
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Want To Leave Me Alone by SirMichael1: 6:35pm On Nov 05, 2017
dingbang:
Don't surround yourself with confused people...
I think they're both confused set
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Want To Leave Me Alone by SirMichael1: 6:34pm On Nov 05, 2017
She knows you love her? You told her that or you allowed her instinct figure it out?
Christianity EtcRe: My Brother Wants To End His Marriage Because Of A Prophecy by SirMichael1: 6:29pm On Nov 05, 2017
Princewell2012:
I was reading as a guest until I saw ur comments.


God bless you. I was having that in mind. Does it mean he prophet wanted to break their marriage? Just as you rightly said, he can invited both parties and counsel them properly.That would have been a noble things to do. Nevertheless this people also like the praises of men, hence giving the prophesy openly. Happy Sunday .
Yes and better yet, he counsels them individually. Some upcoming pastors want to be called prophet of God, Man of God and co by their members forgetting who called them. They prefer the praises of men to their maker's. How was service today?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 5th November 2017 by SirMichael1: 5:24pm On Nov 05, 2017
SirMichael1:
'Ass-nal' would be thrashed as usual cheesy cheesy

Quote me when FT is 3-1 smiley



I love this guy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

My prayers are with you, 'ass-nal' in this trying times cheesy cheesy cheesy
grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 5th November 2017 by SirMichael1: 5:21pm On Nov 05, 2017
Melian:
Boring thread.
Carry your disease out and go watch Zee world. undecided undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 5th November 2017 by SirMichael1: 3:13pm On Nov 05, 2017
It begins in the next 2 minute.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 5th November 2017 by SirMichael1:
'Ass-nal' would be thrashed as usual cheesy cheesy

Quote me when FT is 3-1 smiley

SilverG33k:
Stoke City 1-0 Arsenal
Man City 7-2 stoke
Watford 2-1 Arsenal
Watford 0-6 Man City
Liverpool 4-0 Arsenal
Man City 5-0 Liverpool
Pray 4 Arsenal
I love this guy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

My prayers are with you, 'ass-nal' in this trying times cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: “my New Massive Bum Is Worth N1.5 Million”- Cossy Ojiakor by SirMichael1: 11:24am On Nov 05, 2017
Why are NL ladies hating?? I smell self esteem and complex issue here smiley
FamilyRe: Don't Help Her, Let Her Face The Consequence - Husband To His Wife by SirMichael1: 10:49am On Nov 05, 2017
lalanice:
lol....I read btw lines, I see what isnt written and hear what isnt said. it doesnt matter what you say to me, it wont make any sense until I've read btwn every line tongue


whatever d case, his approach wasn't right.
You didn't tell me you're all-knowing na.

Can you read when Nigeria would 'ever' be okay? Fine? Perfect?? Or you just only read lines?? cheesy

Yeah, taking your problems to the highway doesn't solve the issue but aggreviates it even more but he isn't shameless for hair and cream. At least we've settled that. smiley
FamilyRe: Don't Help Her, Let Her Face The Consequence - Husband To His Wife by SirMichael1: 10:20am On Nov 05, 2017
lalanice:
ok, now that I think abt it, the man is actually shameless in more ways than one. first proving he dnt giv her money fr hair and cream, and then wasting ppls time and embarrassing his SO (himself) in public.

really? sirmicheal be rational, he gave her the exact amount of money she said she needs for those things, and gave her extra to fix the car why would she still add it to buy something she already got complete money for angry I dont believe anyone would be that stupid but if that were d case then it would serve him right fr marrying such a stupid woman
Gosh! There's no end to this, is there.... embarassed embarassed

Where did you read the emboldened in the story cause I had to log in with 7 devices but couldn't read that.

Now here's a scenario.

We're married, not well-to-do but we meet ends meet. Now you my wife comes to me crying that she wanna make her hair and it will cost 10k (this is your request). I earn 50k on a month (quite a small cash) and decided to hand you 5k to make your hair and 5k more to fix the car (our car). You thought otherwise and used 10k on top one head. How shameless am I?? angry angry

In fact, my lawyers would be in contact soon. I want a divorce angry angry
Christianity EtcRe: My Brother Wants To End His Marriage Because Of A Prophecy by SirMichael1: 10:04am On Nov 05, 2017
I can bet that his wife was hypnotized by the pastor to have uttered such!

What was the pastor's aim? To break a marriage. This is why wisdom is applicable to direct.

What happens to questioning them privately and individually after the close of the service? So everyone can say to him "You're a real man of God, Sir" and his pride will keep swelling and 'bigging' and 'bigging'.

Lord mercy is all we ask for in this day and age
RomanceRe: “I Am Not Ashamed To Raise A Person For Sex” — Actress, Omalicha Elom by SirMichael1: 9:46am On Nov 05, 2017
I don't believe this story and that's because no human takes pride publicly in breaking hearts and flirting to make some box.

Yeah and BTW, hoes aren't human but sex-machine
PhonesRe: Top 7 Reasons To Root Your Android Phone, N0 4 Tho by SirMichael1: 9:33am On Nov 05, 2017
fuckerstard:
Root is not good, you loose your warranty and expose your phone to hackers. Not to even think of the possibility of me bricking my phone while attempting to root.

To me it's not worth it.
Only geeks can decide that not you.

And yeah, it's worth it in every sense. You obviously lose warranty but what happens after your warranty is voided??

In case of a bricked firmware, you could always flash a new firmware by yourself. Remember, only a geek! smiley

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