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RomanceRe: Sucking Of The Breast & Infertility by SirMichael1: 9:11am On Nov 05, 2017
Okay, I gotta correct a notion here:

If as a guy you wanna use this as a tip for pregnancy prevention, then you had better do it well. Suck as much as a child would.


BTW, this is basic stuff. Most lactating mom don't get pregnant even without birth control methods. Most here being the operating world 'cause there's always room for the oblivious
RomanceRe: Mugabe And Wife by SirMichael1: 9:01am On Nov 05, 2017
Just a picture taken at, well.... Not too good a time but...

It's just a picture taken during motion and it doesn't necessary mean a dime
FamilyRe: Don't Help Her, Let Her Face The Consequence - Husband To His Wife by SirMichael1:
But why didn't they carry their drama and stay off the highway huh

...and hope it was with the hair she pushed the vehicle?? smiley

lalanice:
Shameless man, so he didn't give her money for cream and hair? and he is bold to say it....... good for her for marrying such a shameless man.




nobody should mention me oo, I'm not feeling too strong today. cheesy cheesy
undecided undecided

You had better be careful who you call shameless 'cause the story never said he didn't give her money for cream or hair.

He might have given her but she added the money for the repairs of the car to it. Women can be greedy and the need to have the latest could have goad her to it.
RomanceRe: Can She B Virgin? by SirMichael1: 8:42am On Nov 05, 2017
An accident could tear the hymen apart or strenuous exercises like gymnastics, flexibility exercise and co.

NB. By accident, I don't mean highway accidents oh before you misquote me now.

rebirthforgoody:
How old is she then I will answer your question.
He didn't deflower her and therefore the reason for age shouldn't arise here as she did what she did without without his involvement.. Just give an explanation and resist the urge to probe
CelebritiesRe: (falz) Folarin Falana Finally Met His Brother by SirMichael1: 6:34pm On Nov 03, 2017
They look alike but 'fresheness' different. Money is good. Real good. If you think I'm lying, ask why E-Money is so much different from Kcee grin
RomanceRe: The Real Names Of Some Nairalanders I Found Out by SirMichael1: 5:13pm On Nov 03, 2017
Thepussyhunter: Richard Daramolanikoko

SunshineG: Enitan Abdullahi

Falconey: Gbenga Olorioku

Vizkiz: Alhassan Danbala Mai-Brodii

Benita27: Olajumoke Latifa

Lefulefu: Osanobin Kolewerk grin
RomanceRe: Bride Trying To Poison Husband Accidentally Kills 17 Of Her Extended Family by SirMichael1: 9:30am On Nov 03, 2017
Did I just read 'accidental'?? 17 heads isn't accidental o. That's mass genocide shocked shocked

I personally think that wasn't an accident. What better way to evade an arranged marriage than killing those arranging it plus the arranged husband.

You seldom hear of wizards like you hear of witches. You hardly hear about them cause they aren't as profoundly dangerous as witches. Fear women.

See ehn, if a man tells you that 'you'll see', just apologize and take him out for a barbeque treat but if a woman tells you that... My brother enter room start 7 days dry.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Red Star Belgrade : Europa League (0 - 0) On 2nd November 2017 by SirMichael1: 5:06am On Nov 03, 2017
If Ass-enal isn't a useless thing then I don't know what is angry Just a fūçkīñg goal is a huge task
RomanceRe: Right Thinking Romancelanders Fall In by SirMichael1: 10:52pm On Nov 01, 2017
makydebbie:
Lol, have you been told you can jump into conclusions for Africa?

If you say so. I'm not in the mood to argue I swear. grin
Eeyah... Effect of ill health. embarassed

Sickness has a way of mellowing people sha, if not, you'd have argued till felt you've won. Guess today's my lucky day. smiley smiley
RomanceRe: Right Thinking Romancelanders Fall In by SirMichael1: 10:13pm On Nov 01, 2017
makydebbie:
Lol, I've replied. tongue

Did you miss me too? If you did, then I also did and I cried I swear. embarassed
Exactly the lines emotionally sensitive people use. I bet your BF said the words first or you said it after you were 99% certain you wouldn't be taken for granted.

You have a had time admitting feelings right? smiley I get it. I totally do and it's fine by me. I'll just rest in the thought that you missed me and that should do it. smiley
RomanceRe: Right Thinking Romancelanders Fall In by SirMichael1: 9:35pm On Nov 01, 2017
makydebbie:
I dinnur miss you. tongue
Lemme check.
So I was getting myself worried over nothing. Phew embarassed

Here I was thinking you'd be all cried out over my absence, eagerly waiting for my return but guess not... cheesy

I replied your mail.
RomanceRe: Right Thinking Romancelanders Fall In by SirMichael1: 8:59pm On Nov 01, 2017
makydebbie:
You want to laugh too abi? sad embarassed

Felt terrible this morning, but I'm better now. You're good too right? I mean your health.
Hello there again. Sorry for the frequent break in transmission but I'm back. smiley Ya missed me?? cheesy

Anyways, I sent ya a mail.
RomanceRe: Right Thinking Romancelanders Fall In by SirMichael1: 8:13pm On Oct 30, 2017
makydebbie:
Lol, good evening.

Yea I do, and Nigerians find it funny for some reasons I can't understand. sad
You don't wanna hear me speak pidgin with my accent.
Lol. Now you've piqued my interest... cheesy

Can I have just one request?? Two maybe?? embarassed embarassed Puuuleeeeaase embarassed embarassed

Good evening and how's your health??
RomanceRe: Only Ladies From A Broken Homes Who Did Not Enjoy Fatherly Love Are Feminist. by SirMichael1: 8:12pm On Oct 30, 2017
RaggedyAnn:
Why do we have to prove you wrong? Man, you're so exhausting with your obsession with women issues. Truth is: it doesn't matter if it is a negligent father, a randy brother, a sadistic husband, a bad neighbour, an ignorant president or simply foolish Mr. Nwosu; feminism is a reaction to misogyny everywhere. Broken home? Try broken world.
This where I intercept your write-up.

It isn't the reaction to misogyny. It is the desire to usurp the authority being given to men by God in the first place. You lot don't know your place. No one stops you from being whatsoever you want to be. What have y'all achieved even with the same level of education with a man. After completing a whole 4-7 years (depending on your course of study), you lot still look for men to put your burden on. Take you out on a date that you requested for and it's still the men that still pays for it. Most of you don't know the in-dept meaning of feminism.

If you lot think feminism is advocating for women right to stand shoulder to shoulder as men, why stay in the rooms or at the living room waiting for your brothers to power on the gen? Why not go out there and do it yourselves??

Feminism is not advocating for women right or whatever. It's advocating to have the same position as a man sex-wise. Head the home as a man.

Feminism is a lot more than what y'all talking about. You want your husbands to assume the role of the kitchen, take care of the children, wash the utensils, sweep and take care of the environment while you sit with your big/tiny asses watching telemundos and other disgusting TV Programs.

The man head the home and the woman take care of the home. When the woman returns from work very tired and unable to prepare meals, the man can assist the woman and not necessarily the woman cooking in her tired state but delegating the kitchen and other womanly chores to the man is uterly crazy and lacks basic principle. creation principle that is.
CultureRe: Beautiful Edo Brides In Their Costume by SirMichael1: 6:39pm On Oct 30, 2017
czarina:
Yea
The number on your signature?
RomanceRe: Right Thinking Romancelanders Fall In by SirMichael1: 6:38pm On Oct 30, 2017
makydebbie:
Smh, reminding me of my brother. The fact that I get to eat, and not pay for your bill since you're not gonna eat and still have company, makes me lucky.

Okay then, I'll be going offline now myself, goodnight and you too.
Just logged in.

A question alright?

Do you have Ghanaian Accent?? E.g The way you guys pronounce Her as air cheesy cheesy
CultureRe: Beautiful Edo Brides In Their Costume by SirMichael1: 6:30pm On Oct 30, 2017
czarina:
yea, you need one?
Whatsapp??
RomanceRe: Right Thinking Romancelanders Fall In by SirMichael1: 10:01pm On Oct 29, 2017
makydebbie:
I swear tah God, I was never like this. Used to be very friendly even when insulted but bullies took it for granted and here I'm. sad
Yeah, people bring out the other part of an individual. Yours only surfaced later. cheesy

God cannot punish me now oo, haven't even gotten my first pay yet and I've bills to pay. I stayed with my brother in Nigeria this year, he has a son. It was then I learnt it's not easy to take care of kids oo. Pampers and wipes money can pay school fees. No now biko. embarassed
That makes the two of us, I'm a foodie. So I get to eat all? Yippee! And I get company too, lucky me! tongue
You're funny. So you think having me as a date would make you lucky. grin grin Gosh you're trippin already smiley

We on NL nau, it'll be a great loss to this forum. God forbid. You don't have offline friends from here?

Okay, privacy. I understand. Just be careful next time hun. smiley
Oshey. Thanks for the care. smiley

I think I do have offline friends, relatives kind of but I don't really know their monikers. They do the stalking and call me offline over what I write here.

I'm getting kinda drowsy and weak. Goodnight as I drift off to sleep. Take care of yourself smiley
RomanceRe: Right Thinking Romancelanders Fall In by SirMichael1: 9:20pm On Oct 29, 2017
makydebbie:
So I'm a trouble maker? sad I met a nairalander recently who said same.
There's no arguing that. The desire to cause trouble is like a cloak sown to your garment. tongue

Pregnant ko, Maky plays her cards well, I can only get an unwanted pregnancy if God wants to punish me. wink
Yea it did, I'm all skinny now and plus this job no time for myself anymore.
What if God wants to punish you now? I mean, you're employed with enough income equivalent of 2500 GHS/month, enough to pay for a date 'cause I eat plenty plenty and plenty, not elephant's equivalent but plenty. Getting pregnant now and taking care of your own child would be really cool. cheesy

Wow! That's one scary experience oo. Thank God we didn't lose you tho. kiss
Who's we?? Lmao. Thank God I didn't lose myself jare. Dying feels like a boring thing. I hate boring. cheesy Besides, should that happen, no one here would know of my demise.

So what are you going to do about staying alone?
I'm still gonna stay alone. I hate the thought of sharing same house with another person except a relative. Can't deal. smiley

Why nau? You are pitying my pocket abi? cheesy
smiley
RomanceRe: Right Thinking Romancelanders Fall In by SirMichael1: 9:00pm On Oct 29, 2017
Lawlahdey:
Duh.
Zombies eat brains. So you're safe! Goodnight ma smiley
RomanceRe: Right Thinking Romancelanders Fall In by SirMichael1: 8:47pm On Oct 29, 2017
Lawlahdey:
undecided undecided undecided

Nofavors piqued my interest and it's not a crime. So? undecided
undecided undecided undecided (It's only fair that I follow suit)


You look like someone who would prefer trouble over chocolate/ice-cream. What's the fuss? You smoked excess cheap weed today?? smiley
RomanceRe: Right Thinking Romancelanders Fall In by SirMichael1: 8:36pm On Oct 29, 2017
makydebbie:
I know right? Just yesterday I spent all I had on drugs only to be vomiting the drug, my money, and the meals anyhow. I'm recuperating sha, or I thought I was until I started vomiting again today. Sorry about the illness hope you're better now? Looks like it was very serious.

Lol, I left Nigeria since 1st October na. I'm home now. The money is even enough for me to take you out on a date and pay the bills. tongue
Phew! The sickness really got the better part of you. cheesy Kept you in check 'cause if you were alright, you'd have been running round the whole threads on Nairaland inciting troubles smiley

Or wait!!! Are you sure you aren't pregnant?? shocked shocked

I actually passed out. Second time it happened in my existence. The bad thing was/is that, I stay alone so when I passed out, I had to start calling folks to get me straight to the hospital if they don't want me dead. Yet. smiley It's one of those lesson in life -Never stay alone or stay alone with a close neighbour- I had none. I think it was stress and all that but I'm fine now. Whole, hale and hearty. smiley

On the billing aspect, I'd most likely not eat anything on that day... smiley
RomanceRe: Right Thinking Romancelanders Fall In by SirMichael1: 8:22pm On Oct 29, 2017
Lawlahdey:
Is that you in your dp? Oh mine. embarassed embarassed
Don't go about checking DP of monikers, that's not good smiley
CultureRe: Beautiful Edo Brides In Their Costume by SirMichael1: 8:12pm On Oct 29, 2017
czarina:
seems you're all set for an e-brawl, really not cut out for all that. Namaste
Bow now ma and take your leave cheesy

BTW, do you offer full body massage? grin
RomanceRe: Right Thinking Romancelanders Fall In by SirMichael1: 8:08pm On Oct 29, 2017
makydebbie:
Yes, how you take know sef? shocked

I've been having health issues, then I got a job. And it took me a while to readjust to everything. Just decided to login today.
Health issues?? Sorry o. Hope you're better now?

Seems this issue of sickness is wild spread. I also just survived one too, had to be rushed to the hospital, got admitted. It was bad. Real bad.



Wow! congrats... Hope you didn't get employed in Nigeria and hope the salary is enough to pay for your monthly sub? grin
RomanceRe: Right Thinking Romancelanders Fall In by SirMichael1: 7:46pm On Oct 29, 2017
makydebbie:
I don't appreciate his mentions.
I saw peeps welcoming you back. What kept you away? No data sub?? grin
RomanceRe: Right Thinking Romancelanders Fall In by SirMichael1: 7:07pm On Oct 29, 2017
makydebbie:
Your problem, not mine.
Madam it's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard. smiley
RomanceRe: Right Thinking Romancelanders Fall In by SirMichael1:
NoFavors:
kid! Is that not your school trousers?
Honestly bruh, if you're looking for a person who gives a fuck_, I may be the last person to talk to wink
RomanceRe: Right Thinking Romancelanders Fall In by SirMichael1: 5:12pm On Oct 29, 2017
NoFavors:
[s]why did you not remove your trousers to go completely nude?[/s]

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