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Okay, I gotta correct a notion here: If as a guy you wanna use this as a tip for pregnancy prevention, then you had better do it well. Suck as much as a child would. BTW, this is basic stuff. Most lactating mom don't get pregnant even without birth control methods. Most here being the operating world 'cause there's always room for the oblivious |
Just a picture taken at, well.... Not too good a time but... It's just a picture taken during motion and it doesn't necessary mean a dime |
But why didn't they carry their drama and stay off the highway ![]() ...and hope it was with the hair she pushed the vehicle?? ![]() lalanice: ![]() You had better be careful who you call shameless 'cause the story never said he didn't give her money for cream or hair. He might have given her but she added the money for the repairs of the car to it. Women can be greedy and the need to have the latest could have goad her to it. |
An accident could tear the hymen apart or strenuous exercises like gymnastics, flexibility exercise and co. NB. By accident, I don't mean highway accidents oh before you misquote me now. rebirthforgoody:He didn't deflower her and therefore the reason for age shouldn't arise here as she did what she did without without his involvement.. Just give an explanation and resist the urge to probe |
They look alike but 'fresheness' different. Money is good. Real good. If you think I'm lying, ask why E-Money is so much different from Kcee ![]() |
Thepussyhunter: Richard Daramolanikoko SunshineG: Enitan Abdullahi Falconey: Gbenga Olorioku Vizkiz: Alhassan Danbala Mai-Brodii Benita27: Olajumoke Latifa Lefulefu: Osanobin Kolewerk ![]() |
Did I just read 'accidental'?? 17 heads isn't accidental o. That's mass genocide I personally think that wasn't an accident. What better way to evade an arranged marriage than killing those arranging it plus the arranged husband. You seldom hear of wizards like you hear of witches. You hardly hear about them cause they aren't as profoundly dangerous as witches. Fear women. See ehn, if a man tells you that 'you'll see', just apologize and take him out for a barbeque treat but if a woman tells you that... My brother enter room start 7 days dry. |
If Ass-enal isn't a useless thing then I don't know what is Just a fūçkīñg goal is a huge task |
makydebbie:Eeyah... Effect of ill health. ![]() Sickness has a way of mellowing people sha, if not, you'd have argued till felt you've won. Guess today's my lucky day. ![]() |
makydebbie:Exactly the lines emotionally sensitive people use. I bet your BF said the words first or you said it after you were 99% certain you wouldn't be taken for granted. You have a had time admitting feelings right? I get it. I totally do and it's fine by me. I'll just rest in the thought that you missed me and that should do it. ![]() |
makydebbie:So I was getting myself worried over nothing. Phew ![]() Here I was thinking you'd be all cried out over my absence, eagerly waiting for my return but guess not... ![]() I replied your mail. |
makydebbie:Hello there again. Sorry for the frequent break in transmission but I'm back. Ya missed me?? ![]() Anyways, I sent ya a mail. |
makydebbie:Lol. Now you've piqued my interest... ![]() Can I have just one request?? Two maybe?? Puuuleeeeaase ![]() Good evening and how's your health?? |
RaggedyAnn:This where I intercept your write-up. It isn't the reaction to misogyny. It is the desire to usurp the authority being given to men by God in the first place. You lot don't know your place. No one stops you from being whatsoever you want to be. What have y'all achieved even with the same level of education with a man. After completing a whole 4-7 years (depending on your course of study), you lot still look for men to put your burden on. Take you out on a date that you requested for and it's still the men that still pays for it. Most of you don't know the in-dept meaning of feminism. If you lot think feminism is advocating for women right to stand shoulder to shoulder as men, why stay in the rooms or at the living room waiting for your brothers to power on the gen? Why not go out there and do it yourselves?? Feminism is not advocating for women right or whatever. It's advocating to have the same position as a man sex-wise. Head the home as a man. Feminism is a lot more than what y'all talking about. You want your husbands to assume the role of the kitchen, take care of the children, wash the utensils, sweep and take care of the environment while you sit with your big/tiny asses watching telemundos and other disgusting TV Programs. The man head the home and the woman take care of the home. When the woman returns from work very tired and unable to prepare meals, the man can assist the woman and not necessarily the woman cooking in her tired state but delegating the kitchen and other womanly chores to the man is uterly crazy and lacks basic principle. creation principle that is. |
czarina:The number on your signature? |
makydebbie:Just logged in. A question alright? Do you have Ghanaian Accent?? E.g The way you guys pronounce Her as air ![]() |
czarina:Whatsapp?? |
makydebbie:Yeah, people bring out the other part of an individual. Yours only surfaced later. ![]() God cannot punish me now oo, haven't even gotten my first pay yet and I've bills to pay. I stayed with my brother in Nigeria this year, he has a son. It was then I learnt it's not easy to take care of kids oo. Pampers and wipes money can pay school fees. No now biko.You're funny. So you think having me as a date would make you lucky. Gosh you're trippin already ![]() We on NL nau, it'll be a great loss to this forum. God forbid. You don't have offline friends from here?Oshey. Thanks for the care. ![]() I think I do have offline friends, relatives kind of but I don't really know their monikers. They do the stalking and call me offline over what I write here. I'm getting kinda drowsy and weak. Goodnight as I drift off to sleep. Take care of yourself ![]() |
makydebbie:There's no arguing that. The desire to cause trouble is like a cloak sown to your garment. ![]() Pregnant ko, Maky plays her cards well, I can only get an unwanted pregnancy if God wants to punish me.What if God wants to punish you now? I mean, you're employed with enough income equivalent of 2500 GHS/month, enough to pay for a date 'cause I eat plenty plenty and plenty, not elephant's equivalent but plenty. Getting pregnant now and taking care of your own child would be really cool. ![]() Wow! That's one scary experience oo. Thank God we didn't lose you tho.Who's we?? Lmao. Thank God I didn't lose myself jare. Dying feels like a boring thing. I hate boring. Besides, should that happen, no one here would know of my demise.So what are you going to do about staying alone?I'm still gonna stay alone. I hate the thought of sharing same house with another person except a relative. Can't deal. ![]() Why nau? You are pitying my pocket abi? ![]() |
Lawlahdey:Zombies eat brains. So you're safe! Goodnight ma ![]() |
Lawlahdey: (It's only fair that I follow suit)You look like someone who would prefer trouble over chocolate/ice-cream. What's the fuss? You smoked excess cheap weed today?? ![]() |
makydebbie:Phew! The sickness really got the better part of you. Kept you in check 'cause if you were alright, you'd have been running round the whole threads on Nairaland inciting troubles Or wait!!! Are you sure you aren't pregnant?? I actually passed out. Second time it happened in my existence. The bad thing was/is that, I stay alone so when I passed out, I had to start calling folks to get me straight to the hospital if they don't want me dead. Yet. It's one of those lesson in life -Never stay alone or stay alone with a close neighbour- I had none. I think it was stress and all that but I'm fine now. Whole, hale and hearty. ![]() On the billing aspect, I'd most likely not eat anything on that day... ![]() |
Lawlahdey:Don't go about checking DP of monikers, that's not good ![]() |
czarina:Bow now ma and take your leave ![]() BTW, do you offer full body massage? ![]() |
makydebbie:Health issues?? Sorry o. Hope you're better now? Seems this issue of sickness is wild spread. I also just survived one too, had to be rushed to the hospital, got admitted. It was bad. Real bad. Wow! congrats... Hope you didn't get employed in Nigeria and hope the salary is enough to pay for your monthly sub? ![]() |
makydebbie:I saw peeps welcoming you back. What kept you away? No data sub?? ![]() |
makydebbie:Madam it's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard. ![]() |
NoFavors:Honestly bruh, if you're looking for a person who gives a fuck_, I may be the last person to talk to ![]() |
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Just a fūçkīñg goal is a huge task

