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ErnieSmallzz:

Now, this is one heck of a Lady.

This is love

As u as stubborn as you're beautiful?

I love stubborn girls.

enshi:
I dont think she is worth Ur love

Yeah she isn't and that's because she's not passed marriageable age.

If she was, she would have being the OP of a similar thread to this.

ErnieSmallzz:

Are u on drugs?
Someone is relaying his feelings to a Lady and all u could comment is
I think I have to create a thread declaring my love for you too.

How would you love that? :-

Lord have Mercy. This is interesting.

Please quote me when she accept, I wanna snatch her from you.

alobright17:
Op is that all you gat?

Nope.
Is that all you want?

Disneylady:
It's here in your post!

.
Wahala dey him own jejē trouble come meet am.

Trouble, do u need more wahala or that's enuf?

Cause there's more from where those came.

Disneylady:
Hmnnnnnnnnn


Wahala dey oooooooo

Madam, where is the wahala?

SexyStrawberry:
Dis girl is sexy o, but why she come ugly for face ?

She no ugly, na just they blur her face.
I can bet that she's more beautiful than you are in person.

Mediapace:
And if he wins nko

wetin you go do

deactivate bah?

Nope. I no go support am, but here's the blunt truth... He can't win.

However you see it, it still ends up in d same way. He just not gon' win.

And please stop asking dumb questions joor
Why should I deactivate because he won??

Swissheart:

Hmmm
Here's another stray person.
Ain't you got nothing to type?!
(You're like those girls that reply guys with short flimsy messages, but creates an essay when there's money involved.
Waka pass joor!

I wanna see your back

harrysjones:
dis GUY IS THE RIGHT CHOICE BRO... WORK IN ONLINE ECOMERCE COMPANY A GRADUATE AN ACCOUNTANT EVERYTIN U NEED IN A MAN HE HAS IT CHECK HIM OUT U WILL NOT REGRET VOTING HIM#TEAMADEWUMIOPEYEMI AKA OPSYSWAGG

Dude carry waka from my thread joor.

Spam your message somewhere else.

vizkiz:
Just because someone decided to come out and contest doesn't give you guys any right to mock his appearances.
If you think you look/dress better why don't you contest

Funny thing is most of those mocking are even alt accounts

Oh sh*t...
Can't you just WAKA pass!
And I wasn't mocking. Just commenting on his appearance. Its nothing to write home about. Seriously!

Why this KINGinVAHALA mustn't win!
* He lacks composure

* He doesn't know to dress, I mean, Who_The_Heck dresses like that?? Haba naa.... Was there no money to buy glasses that you even had to photoshop the glass to your ugly face??

* I'm not done yet sef:: still on the issue of your chosen attire **Is that the finest christmas cloth your mother bought for you?? Comon guy, you're contesting for MR Nairaland, you should atleast have bought some cloth to take pics with * Even if you have non, Borrow. Its only for the mean time, when you become MR Nairaland, you can have plenty of them.

*This is a very critical(crucial) position in this forum, you'd be doing alot of representing and no one will take that oufit as a coprate wear; Mehn, This ain't a club! Grow up fast!

*urgh! what sotta background?! The background is urgh...! (No word for it)

*It even looks like you've taken those drugs again: Your appearance says it all. You look like one thug from the 90's. *Dress how you wanna be addressed*

*How can you be an I.T guru and a website designer, yet you know nothing about dressing: Coporate Dressing. So lame, I doub't if you're really what you claim to be. I.T guru ke? Web desginer ni!


Ah...
Lest I forgot, I summoned him here

and you might think that im helping to advertise you. You gotta have a rethink ooh...

So I ain't voting you! you just can't do the job

It's for matured mind

And 4YI, its not *Web[b]site[/b] Designer* but a *Web Designer* and do not ask whats the difference, It's just gon' confirm your lack of attentiveness during ENGLISH lessons or classes (which ever you attended or you probably attended non.

MOD, y'all shouldn't ban me, I'm just airing my mind.

Oh sh*t! Why d heck did I click this

You're as dumb as your post.

Why tell us about your sexual prowess.

Dumb! Dumb!! Dumb!!!

Oliviaxx:
Eh?

Lol.
Yes, I do ooh.
And I can prove it ooh

The answer is 91

1*4=4, 4+1=5
2*5=10, 10+2=12.
3*6=18, 18+3=21.
4*7=28, 28+4=32.
5*8=40, 40+5=44.
6*9=54, 54+6=60.
7*10=70, 70+7=77.
8*11=88, 88+8=96.




The result:

1*4=4, 4+1=5
2*5=10, 10+2=12.
3*6=18, 18+3=21.
8*11=88, 88+8=96.



I still love Oliviaxx

firstking01:
Op, i dnt understand what you are really seeking for..... you want to know if she's flirting with you or you want to know how girls flirt with guys, or you want us to tell you how to win her heart, whicher??

If u did read those writeup well, you'd understand what I asked. "I want to know how Ladies flirt with guys so that I'd know if she's flirting with me or that's just how Ladies behave."

Xionez:
SirMicheals, observe your surroundings well. There should be a Location ID reading FRIENDZONE somewhere there.

This is a suitable location where most landladies lead their male friends to. At this point, there is nothing much u can do than because

1. Some get frustrated and leave.
2. Some stay, try to modify the zone...but on bumping into another lady out the window, they pick up their bags and vamoose. (most often the landlady returns to find her tenant has gone and start lamenting)
3. Some stay for months till she decides to demolish the zone so that she can build a home with her future husband. At which point, they are left with no option than to leave.
4. Some breaks zone walls..only to get her angry and pissed.
5. Some luckily gets a chance to prove themselves capable of being Landlords of their hearts.


Hope you are the 5 because she seems to be free around you.

Forget about letting your intentions known, she has a boyfriend as she seems to point out. Prove that you are a better candidate but be yourself (because she likes you for who you already are. If she didn't, we wouldn't be here).
Know her turn on and offs, reactions to various forms of surprises, likes - dislikes, causes and their associating effects of her various mood swings etc etc and Bamm, you just work your way from there.

If you finally meet a brick wall, i doubt another lady hasn't become envious of the affection you showered on the babe and would try to get herself noticed one way or the other. It would be a moon-walk in this case,no hard work needed.



Goodluck...you will need it where you are going.

Wow! Thanks, I appreciate the fact that you took out time to write me all this.

Thanks. I'd do as thou has bid.

Bluezy13:
There it goes!!!







You will come of age when you finish school.
You are lucky you about to finish.


Patience, Son!!

You see... I've been telling you to stop taking drugs but you wouldn't listen, can you now see the effect? Which one did you take this time?

How will u see someone old enough to be your father and still call him son.



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Well after much thought, I THINK I have decided to follow your advice.

Bluezy13:
You will understand when you come of age, Son!






Concentrate on your studies for now

Seriously?? Do u have any chance have an idea of my age, why would you think me a boy when I'm about finishing school.

So degrading!

Bluezy13:
Hmmm...




The same way guys flirt with girls

Okay...

Now I'm lost here, you have to come straight with your answer please

sinaj:
Hmmm

So what's your advice?

When it comes to relationship talks, I'm a novice (Not that it matters though, but I'm in 300 L and I've never had a girlfriend: Guess you can call me a small boy) and as such I don't understand a Lady's behavior.


Recently, I've been getting really emotional about this Lady. I really can't figure out why, when I try to explain it, I realize that the feelings I have for her is unexplainable and so I just concluded that "This must be love".

Also she acts all giddy towards me. (When she's around me, there's this kind of happiness I see in her, she laughs, mocks me, say silly things and even touch my arms and chest) I don't really know if she does that to everyone but I know I plays with people: like she's an extrovert, a sanguine at that, whereas on the other hand I'm an introvert, so I have very little experience with Ladies and so I seek for help from y'all.


Each time I wanna discuss something that looks like a 'relationship-talk' with her, she quickly interject and says "Hope you know I have a boyfriend right?"


I want to know how Ladies flirt, so I'd know if she's into me or not. I don't wanna take an uncalculated risk and ask her out only to hear those four words, "Let's just be friends".

foolinlove:
#word

You're here again. Girl stop contradicting everyone now. Not everyone is the same as your LOST bf you know?

godofwar666:
Seriously before I clicked on this thread I said quietly dat Thunder fire u OP but now is like u look like him so thunder still go fire u

No dey talk nonsense from mouth. Your mate get pikin 4 village already.

So na your joy if thunder fire person? Werey wo ni ye?