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DJMCOTTY:
Show me picture of "her" before I talk anytin

Oya na. Corman see pishure

dacblogger:
lolz...am running from exactly the same thing you're running from.

So, what do you say about the thread? You gonna give your advice or what?
I'd really like to know your say about this. You're up to d challenge?

Intrepid01:
OMG!!! you must be Igbo....all have always said are nothing but the truth. It is just that truth hurts..

Dude, I wasn't been serious. Lmao I was just messing with you.

I don't think I have seen you anywhere

P.S: Ayam nor an Igbo boy o, ayam that fine Edo boy from Edo state. How's that? You feel my rhyme?

Gratefulsoul:
If you are a PRO at what you do this shouldn't be a problem.. During training sessions try to work on your mind never to go off.. see her as an ordinary trainee and maybe after the session you can continue with your crushing but as a coach its against the ethics and norm....

You see, I wished I was a coach. I'm just a guy who loves to workout. Ayam not a trainer neither do I have a coach myself. We are both student (I and bae) and we would use the school gym. She just wants me to tell her what she isn't doing well and errm... maybe to be her motivator also. So you get?

Nice points/advice BTW. I loved it (Work on my mind)

dacblogger:
lolz, I get ur point

Lmao. Great! You not looking bad yourself except that you don't have a being. Really?? Just a pishure of a shirt?

AlexCk:
Hmmm.
U should be able to resist temptation na,
besides don't think about that when helping her out,

I know how it feels when u are around ur crush(an amazing feeling shaa), but come-on, help out, do ur thing, and move on,

But it's also possible she requested ur help, so y'all could have time together, so just play it cool, and be ur self (be like u around friends, mate).

That's it! it just not possible. See, it's like giving a bone to a dog and expecting it would play with it except in this case, "It's not a dog but a human. A human being. A human being with feelings". It's not easy not to do stupid things around the people you like, you know?

dacblogger:
o.p y is ur face like dt na... you have the body buh nt the face# no offense#

Lolxx. Lukatew. That is not my real face oo. You think I'd put what people would use to recognise me. Nah, don't think so.. Somborry will now come and be saying. "Hey! no be u create that thread for NL. How fa that babe na, you finally chop am" Don't want that.

Intrepid01:
Sir Michael or what is your name...are you a learner? Ladies are actually wiser than Guys you know....a lady (your crush) is asking you to come train her and you are worried it might lead to something else. Before nko, what do you think she's looking for? you think she doesn't know the direction to a gym that has better tutors....Abeegi that babe is crushing on you much more than you're crushing on her. If you don't quickly go and start the training both at the gym and the other room now, I'll beat you eehhh. But please note that every lady deserves respect, whether she gives in willingly or not...Bye!!!

So for your mind now, you don give me advice so? . I can imagine how you felt after typing all this... "You were like. Oh God, I finally said something meaningful today."

Thanks sha. Lmao. In all my years of knowing you, this is actually the first time you've said something wise.

Rone16:
Having sex is exercise

Wished sex was gonna give her the flat tommy she needs. I no do na. Una no dey hear??

TrapQueen77:


Hahaahah...whatever kind of packs u have ..Op, u know the drill

PISHURE OR IDONBELIVIT

Check my DP now. I'm taking it down in 10 minutes

tripplephi:
IF YOU WANT TO HELP HER.... GET HER A FEMALE COACH AND IF SHE GETS UPSET THEN IT MEANS SHE IS EVIL AND JUST WANTS TO LURE YOU BUT INDIRECTLY SO SHE CAN LATER SAY ITS YOUR FAULT.... NEVER EVER LET YOUR ERECTION CONTROL YOUR DIRECTION. TODAY SHE MAY LOVE YOU BUT TOMORROW SHE WILL RUIN YOU.... ITS LUST NOT LOVE BRO.... be wise

NOW, THAT'S SOME REAL TALK THERE.
SHE ISN'T GOING TO BE HAPPY AND I DON'T WANT TO HURT HER, YOU GET MY POINT?

THE ADVENTUROUS PART OF ME WANTS TO COACH HER AND D OTHER PART IS SEEING TROUBLE (THE RISK INVOLVED)

IT'S IN A GYM, SO NOTHING CAN GO WRONG, DONT YOU THINK?

debolly:
Lemme go and think abt iit

That momment when you dont have anything meaninful to say but you still want to say something )SMH

Emodeee:
fvck her, na part of the coaching.

E be like say you no understand the question. I say i no wan fvck anybody jor!
Ha! you sef

I'll be direct. My friend (a lady) wants me to coach her. She knew I had six packs, so on this particularly evening, I wanted to taunt her (I was just being playful) and I did that by setting a picture of myself with my abs as my whatsapp DP for two minutes (I don't do this but I made an exception that day).

I told her to check which she did and one thing led to another. She told me that she wants a flatter tummy and she has tried every exercise from crunches to planks and then to sit ups but the results are not obvious, although she isn't really committed anyway.
So she finally asked me to coach her but the problem here is that this same friend of mine happens to be my crush (I know... I know it doesn't work that way but it did). I never told her my feelings because I don't want to pursue any relationship yet. Well here's the actual reason why that's a problem.

Reason 1. You might as well know that coaching someone involves guiding them rightfully even if it involves touching them? Yes! Touching them in their arms, legs, neck and these part are sensitive areas in a lady's body. I am very sensitive to touch (I think the word should be 'extra sensitive'). So when I coach this lady and touch her in d process of guiding her in doing d right steps, there would be trouble oh.

BTW, when she asked, I agreed so quickly that I didn't even give it a "thorough" thinking, so I'm now stocked with this. Please should I cancel the meeting or I should?

Just corman imagine say I dey teach her and konji come catch me for gym. Na inside pocket I go put hand, abi make I turn back dey teach her.

Need y'all to talk some sense into me.

folasayolyn:
see the sharp guy who does not recognise sarcasm I wonder which part of your brain developed.

Firstly. That isn't sarcasm
Secondly. That isn't sarcasm
And thirdly. That isn't sarcasm

Eheen... Shey you asked which side of my brain developed abi? Lemme help your troubled heart with the answer.

Firstly. Due to the fact that I'm a guy... The right side of my Brain is more developed than the left. (That's why unlike you, I don't watch telemundo, or Zee World)

So here's my question... Would you like to go out on a date with me?

Genea:
u sef u r dumb, y did u take my comment serious Anu ofia

Okay, Oyeberibe... Since you've agreed that you're dumb. No P. It's fine by me.
But just make sure you don't stain other people with the stench of it.
Nnkita, If you don't mind stop bitching over what doesn't concern (don't say right back at you)

lady2lady:
Hello from the other side !!
I've always noticed that most men always doze off immediately after sex.
Well,I wondering what could be the cause because it's weird.
So Romancelanders (as it's so called) Enlighten me a little bit.
Have you also felt sleepy and slept off? please tell me about it!

Sorry, I'm still a virgin so I don't know....

Why do you care since you're still a virgin. (That's what you said tho. )

Genea:
mmmmmmm ur stewpidity is not from this planet. You must be high on solar weed...

You must be dumb for taking his post serious. Why taking panadol for another man headache.

Grow up

nobodii:
i swear because them be mod people no go rest na so them ban me for 1 week + them think say i go beg

Lol... They be acting like NL gods...

folasayolyn:
Ok sir I am dumb. mtchewwww

I'm sorry. Really sorry. That didn't come out right

What I meant to say was that "You're completely and really dumb."

What sorta reply was that? "At least she knows the president" really? is that what's filled in that cracked skull of yours?.

Go else where, maybe to the States. Then wait for someone to ask you "Which country are you from"
.. Then answer Naija. "At least you know your country"

nobodii:
hehehe then your ass will be kicked very soon

That mod that will try it ehn... The thunder that will hug him is still bathing

desquad:
my 12k5

That's not the smiley you should be using, use this instead

folasayolyn:
at least she knew the president oh.

Lukatew... Just tell me you are dumb instead of supporting that nonsense she said...

nobodii:
yes o but this is not the thread for that go to investment and ask

I know. I'm just derailing

I see...

Abeg I hear say ultimate cycler has finally crashed. Shey na true?

Guru9ja:
Nah Ultimate cycler we dey do

Something that has has crashed. You now telling me to corman be joining. (In falz voice) Is it that nothing last long in diz country??

Vanessa88:
Why has this thread turn to this?

K

majestique:
it all started here :

www.nairaland.com/2721807/pls-nairalanders-need-advice-issue

but I ignored all warnings because I loved him and was convinced that he was the right one for me. I gave him my support, my love and my heart but he returned it to me broken. I wish he was even man enough to say goodbye.

a relationship of two years is about to end because as I type, he has not picked my calls or replied my chats for two weeks now.

i'm so broken right now and I don't know what to do to mend my broken heart. I've tried to take my mind off this but all I can do is think, think, think of him. perhaps posting this will ease my pain, who knows?

below are the screen shots of our last chat for your understanding.

Lolxxxx. This is so funny

The last reply the guy gave you killed it. He reminds me of myself. Now I see why I have problems with my girl. Lwkmdh

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leckzyb:
nd u will do what exactly pound that ass huh?
you re too bad ma nigger

Whah else? Knock some sense into the nigga's head of course.