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mimzy:
I GIVE UP

I'm glad I was here to stop you

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Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Registered June 20 2016.

Posts : 2

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? [/color]

Me is thinking what you're thinking if only what you're thinking is what I'm thinking: someone has been let loosed. Thought this kind of people where suppose to be leashed in the zoo where they belong?

Comment hungry pikin. Looking for comment like a girl looking for her period.
Ngo, Darling, where did u keep your sense?

Lol. I'm guilty of no. 8

Funny enough, she never gave me an accurate number.

I could barely read the post. Use paragraphs next time.

My advice is that you keep greeting her and if you get tired, start acting as though she doesn't exist. Things will be fine IJN

Thank God that I'm guilty of ONLY no. 7.

Hmmmm no. 1 is so disgusting

2BB4CB3E:
very nice
i do every single one

And I really wish your girl could see this post

Hey Ladies, I've got a special gift for y'all.

Compiled here are the 6 type of guys you need to avoid. (That guy that you think you love might be a player)

1. The seducers: These guys have almost all knowledge about seducing a lady and whenever they see an opportunity, they take it. Often times, ladies fall in love with these guys.

2. A guy that keeps reminding you of everything he has done for you: These type of guys do not WANT marriage, all they look for are ways to fulfill their selfish desires. (Except you're not going for marriage, stay away from these guys).
“Bae, remember when I gave you some money, took you out on to an eatery, bought you clothes… blah blah blah“

3. A guys that who doesn't share his future plan with you: Ladies, these guys have nothing to offer you, all they are after is FUN. If they can't say a dime about their future to you what are you still doing there Get outta there! Run!! Vamoose!!! Do anything but don’t stay. Most times, the ladies these guys move with are *OVERRIPED* for marriage

4. A guy that sees flirting with other women as nothing: This is what I call 'BAD MARKET'. They hit on any Lady they see not minding the fact that you are with them. When asked why they did that, they become defensive and come up with all sort of flimsy excuses like. “We aren’t married yet and you wanna control me?”, “I was only testing my wooing skill” really RUN!

5. A guy that only wants S*x: Run! Run!! Run!!!
Bae: Hi Hon.
Boo: I’m fine, I and big daddy (referring to his manhood) both misses you
Bae: Naughty you, I can see you want some
Blah blah blah. What! really is that all you know, S*X?

Unless there’s something wrong with you or the old woman in your village is at work, I suggest you flee from this guy. Of what good is a s*x addict to you? If there is a chance that he doesn’t get to you on time when he has the urge, just forget it! He’s gonna find someone else.

6. A guy that treats Lady like a rag: This is one terrible thing. I knew of a guy who had a girlfriend whom he sleeps with, does all sorta thing with her and whenever they have any quarrel whatsover, he chases her out from his house and this beautiful Lady still comes back begging for forgiveness whether she’s at fault or not.
Ladies, shine your eye wella ooh, these guys are all around you. Don’t dull.

RGem:
Me sef confuse.

I think its their thing. Their slang thing.

Urgh, what's going on in here.

Trap this, trap that. Tats here, tats here.

See useful info ooh.



Lalasticlala this should be on front page.

JIXZ:
Nice info op

You're welcome bro.

The Federal University of Technology, Minna has released cut-off marks for each department with the highest being architecture 220.


As copied from the school website...

2016/2017 UNIVERSITY PRE-ADMISSION SCREENING EXERCISE

This is to inform all candidates who have applied for admission into the Federal University of Technology, Minna, for the 2016/2017 academic session that the University’s Pre-Admission Screening Exercise (UPASE) will hold at the University Main Campus, Gidan Kwano, Minna, as follows:

(i) UTME - Monday, 15th – Saturday, 20th August, 2016
(ii) Direct Entry - Monday, 5th – Wednesday, 7th September, 2016

Note:
(i) UTME Candidates – The screening exercise will involve physical interaction and sighting of credentials only.

(ii) DE Candidates –The screening exercise will be aptitude test conducted using Computer Based-Test (CBT) platform and sighting of credentials.


REGISTRATION:
• Registration for UTME candidates including those awaiting O’level results will commence on Monday, 18th July, 2016 and end midnight of Friday, 29th July, 2016.
• Direct Entry candidates will register on Monday, 22nd August, 2016 to end midnight of Friday, 2nd September, 2016.
• Candidates are advised to visit the FUT Minna website www.futminna.edu.ng for details on the procedure for on-line registration, requirements for the screening exercise and other general information.
• Candidates are to pay a non-refundable fee of N1,500 for UTME and N2,000 for DE as University Processing Fee through Interswitch platform.

ELIGIBILITY
(i) Only UTME and DE candidates who selected Federal University of Technology, Minna are eligible for the screening exercise.

(ii) UTME candidates must have a minimum UTME score of 180, except for those courses for which higher cut-off marks have been indicated on the University Website. - Click here for the 2016/2017 ADMISSION QUOTA/CUT-OFF

(iii) All candidates must possess a minimum of five ‘O’ level credits including Mathematics and English Language obtained at not more than two sittings in subjects relevant to their proposed courses. Any candidate who does not have these requirements is considered as an Awaiting Result (AR) candidate. Awaiting Result (AR) candidates should refer to (vi). In addition, Direct Entry candidates must possess a minimum of Lower Credit at National Diploma and/or Higher National Diploma levels or Merit at NCE level.

(iv) UTME candidates who have met the minimum score of their chosen courses, but do not have the UTME or O’level subjects combination are eligible to change to any other course of which requirements are met by the candidates.

(v) Only ‘O’ level result print-outs downloaded directly from the websites of the National Examining Bodies (WAEC/NECO/NABTEB) or photocopies of original certificate(s) will be accepted for verification.

(vi) Candidates awaiting results must upload their results and other credentials for screening not later than 15th September, 2016. They must also appear for screening on the scheduled date on their registration print out.

All enquiries should be directed to the following: [url]infoupase@futminna.edu.ng[/url] or call 09083075187 and 08028949142.

Victoria N. Kolo (Mrs)
REGISTRAR.

To read more about this, click here https://www.futminna.edu.ng/index.php/2016-2017-university-pre-admission-screening-exercise

To check the cut-off for each course click here https://www.futminna.edu.ng/index.php/2016-2017-admission-quota

Below are the photos of the cut-off marks for each department

cc. Lalastical, lalasticlala

alobright17:
Who be SirMichael1 again?ok ma back is widely open let him see it clearly

Sorry buh. I no be gay. (There's so many Ladies to go around, so I can't afford to miss my round).

Tallysmallz:
I was at a bus stop when i spotted a handsome man and i was struck with love...... Without hesitation i went to him and said "you look cute.. I like you."....


The man out of shock (or maybe fear) simply placed his hand on my shoulder
and said "My dear, this love and infatuation are all nothing. You are too young to be behaving like this. Pls go home and study hard so that you can have a successful life."..


He then placed a piece of paper my hand and said " I have written some words of wisdom and bible verses for you. Read them before you go to sleep." And then he walked away.



When i got back to my hostel feeling so ashamed and embarrassed ....and before i slept, i opened up the paper the man gave to me and it read thus: "Are you blind? My wife was standing
behind me. Any way, this is my number.

Call me anytime...... By the way, I like you too!"






Guys are so tricky...they're all cheats!
Dont know if i should call him back

This is one comment hungry seeking loose person.

Madam copy copy
Over the years, I've seen this exact post.
Copy and paste.

You're not d original person this happened to, you just seeking for comments

Comment driven!!

ErnieSmallzz:
what is dis 1 saying now? Abi u will comman re-write it 4 me?

You're here again.

Oya climb your bed and let me sing a lullaby for you, so u could sleep quick.

enshi:
Lols I think you got her there...
Pity her so atleast she can get the attention of some chewing gum boiz on nairaland.com

Wait until you see Amelian.... Very beautiful and mature too
I am hoping she just loves me too

You're really funny!
Great sense of humor