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Oh my God!!!! Awwww, Doyin I missed you too ![]() Hauwa and Vesc, Walahi baa shakara. @ Osisi Lol! I wasn't jinxed. . . not in the way you mean (fortunately for Oga Seun) I went to Naija is all. ![]() |
Ebony-Silk:Ruby!! It is naija ooooh. ![]() When Family duties comes-a-calling, you gotta answer it. Came home for my cousin's wedding, got caught up with the prep and all that. How are you doing? |
Child Possessed. . . can't forget that. Was 7yrs old and it took me months and months to finish it. ![]() |
*Hauwa*:Aww, Ya hakuri, Hauwa. Ina naija ne. . . Cousin na ya na Aure kuma baa su da reliable internet service a nan To, In kin yi tambaya, iri iri excuses zasu ba ki. . . Yau, server down, gobe akwai peek hour cyber highway traffic. Walahi talahi, ni ban sani baa. ![]() Anyway, yaya jiki? |
kay9:And She sells seas shells at the sea shore. . . See, you are not the only one good at rhyming stuff ![]() Tgirl4real:Thanks Gurl! You always got mah baaaaack!! vescucci:But. . .but. . . I like you. What you trying to say that you are ![]() LOL! I don't hate men, I destest badly behaved men. ![]() MrCrackles:Credi crunch now. . . (Oloun maje a ri hehehehe) @ Bluespice Blue I don’t know what you are talking about, Chamo has not paid Owo Omo Ile and Owo Iyawo Ile, so all that my hubby this, my man that and my homeboy thus means jack crap to me. I am not even gonna acknowledge his person until I see the Kudi. Yes, you can call me, Ibeji Iyawo Bournvita, I don’t care. |
She. . . He. . .wait is that the boy? I think it is, can’t really tell since they all look alike. Tiny bald heads on Tiny bald bodies. . . All three of them. Three of them Three freaking babies!!! What am I. . . a dog??!! This has got to be a joke!! What is anyone one in their right mind supposed to do with three babies with three unknown daddies? What I ask!! Here I am staring in the eyes of these tiny things I’ve been told belongs to me. One of whom may or may not have Vesc’s eyes or maybe it’s Ari’s lips or my boss’ tongue Gah!! Whoever thought having triplets was wonderful has obviously never had to do the work or they wouldn’t dare utter such asinine statement. Maybe if I could catch of glimpse of myself in them I wouldn’t find the sight of them so. . . so. . . Objectionable. ![]() Sigh Ok here I go again trying to stir up that maternal instinct. Oh! Oh! Oh! I think the one in the middle. . . She. . . He. . .she. . . Ughhhhh! Why for freak’s sakes does Mattel make their dolls sexless??!! ![]() |
Jeebus!! What the. . . Oh come on!!! Is it too much to ask that everything remains at a standstill when a gal leaves for just one. . .two, . . Three. . .err. . .three and a quarter months?!! My Goodness, my back is barely turned and y’all are hooking up and down the joint. Homeboys getting into duels over pretty damsels and my Boss. . . My ONE AND ONLY BOSS cursing?!!!!! Seriously who are all these people and what have you done to the REAL Lit Group of ranters? I am going on a ranting strike until someone tells me wassup. https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/33.gif Hey Twinie, Me missy you vely vely mush https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/11.gif Fyi Sissy ain’t Sisi. . . https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/65.gif |
SeanT21:You miss my point. . . not that I am surprised. ![]() spikedcylinder:Bwahahahahaha!!!! ![]() Ssssshhh, dont tell now. How the go dey go Madam? |
Steven Spielberg? As If!!! Please he takes himself waaaaaaaaaaaaay to seriously to make a movie like this. Nah, this has got QT written all over it!! |
This movie is like Chocolate chip ice cream dipped in another layer of Chocolate for me! Hmmmm Chocolate!!! https://www.iconpimp.com/emoticon-images/msn/msn-12.gif First of all, I am all over anything with Brad Pitt like white on rice. . . and then adding Bloody Quentin Tarantino!! I say break off a piece of that Mayhem!!!! ![]() Come Opening day I am sitting front row and center!! The Trailer [flash=480,295] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcoPxyxpE9A&hl=en&fs=1[/flash] |
Abso-freaking-lutely!!! Never go into a relationship with yourhead in the clouds, thinking. . . black knight in shinning armor, coming to sweep you off your feet and you will ride into the sunset for your happily ever after. No siree bob! ![]() I say conduct your relationship in the same manner you woud a business transaction. . .one you want to be profitable. Make sure all yours Is are dotted and your Ts crossed. It's sounds cold and calculatin but like I said, whachugonna do but roll with the punches? These, winnergal, are the times will live in. ![]() |
Sir Inspired man sir. . . ya mean BUFF?!!! Like ya know, BUFF YOUR CARS?!! ![]() |
Money for Hand, Back for ground. . . Nothing new here and I doubt it's gonna stop in our lifetime, so wachugonnado, eh? ![]() |
Annele:What??!!! You are joking right? I tell ya if I were you, I woulda unplugged the TV. . . Yep, that ought to do the trick. And if that doesn't work, you can always hunt the idol girl down and kill her. . . I mean how dare she !!! ![]() Simple. |
Was appalled at this story about a church until I got to fyneguy's post and all I gotta say is "Whew" Thanks for setting us straight. . . this isn't Christ's Ministry, it is Man's therefore for anything goes. |
@ Topic Oh my god!! I was just thinking the same thing when I saw the Oscars. Why I even know the category Nollywood will win for. . . THE BEST WORST ATTEMPT AT MOVIEMAKING!!!!! [img]http://home.no/femma/smilies/Blow.gif[/img] And the intro will go something like this. . . MOVIEMAKING SO BAD IT MAKES REAL MOVIE MAKERS WANNA HANG UP THEIR HATS FOR FEAR OF BEING ASSOCIATED WITH IT. I suspect this will also be the peeps at the Academy Awards quit forever. |
Am I a[i] prevert[/i] if I said I wish they did and it was mistakenly caught on tape?? ![]() Karma, eh she has Emmy for the two bit TV show. If you even notice she only started getting noticed for her "acting" after she became Mrs. Pitt. I say the woman knows she is nothing but a ball of hair without Pitt that's why she is unwilling to let go. Did you read about her little snafu with Anne Hathaway at the Oscars? I swear I have not met someone who does not mo ara e lagba than this woman. ![]() |
spikedcylinder:Hey Spike, when you say before his divorce. . . do you mean before the actual decree from the courts saying "You are now divorce" because if that is the case there were pictures of Iyawo humping Vince Vaughn too ooh. Seriously though. . . if you read Aniston's interviews, she has mentioned their marriage was over in all sense of the word way before Jolie came into the picture and this [i]woe is me [/i]routine she is playing is just to garner pity. Other people use talent to get somewhere in Hollywood, Aniston uses pity. Anyway, like Bliss said, Pitt is not the first person to leave his wife for another nor would he be the last. . . Just don't understand why 4 yrs later, Aniston is still riding the pity party train. She needs to get over it jo. . .Agbaya oshi. ![]() |


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