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Lol @ Bliss. . .  See this is why you should never turn your back

I don't think it's lust and I don't find it strange that she changed her mind about having biological children. . . she met the right guy. Honestly, I'm even inclined to say what she had with BBT was lust and that's why she didn't think twice about having Biological kids with him.

KarmaMod:
Lol I didnt say that was his reason for leaving Bliss. Just saying that it's good that he did if he wanted to see that wish come true before he turned 75

Even then sef, he'd still have had to wait for her to win an Oscar. . . In other words- NEVER!!

I still dont get it o. Wouldn t it be the ones who've never gottenm one before that would be the most bitter ones? Help me understand this oh

We'll wait for Kadman for this sure to be interesting explanation. . . LOL

There are traffic rules in naija?

Well. . . Whad'ya know!!!

Bwahahahaha! Now I know why I had a sense of Deja vu when I saw Kadman's post about Jolie's shitty role. . . We've butt heads before on this same issue. . . 'member how you said her role as Marianne Pearle was panned and I showed you how thoroughly panned it was?

Trip down memory lane here.

Anyhoo, now I know where you are coming from. . . I mean what your criteria for good roles and good acting are (Rachel's Green flailing hand gesture and hair flipping being top of the line acting chops and getting nominated for awards = spitting in the actor's face for craplastic role) I ain't arguing no more.

How can the role be shitty if they are critically acclaimed? 

Abi there is a new yard stick I'm not aware? Na wa ooh, I find it hilarious how some people have certain ideas in their heads and then convince themselves it's reality.

There were 5 nominees, 1 won, 4 lost. This is how it's been for 81 yrs yet it is only Jolie who will be crying herself to sleep because she didn't win. . . this kin playa hating pass my power ooh.

Brangeloonie? Cute!!

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Rotflmao! karma, isn't it funny how 4 yrs and 6 kids later and awon Jennifer Aniston Gboromiros are still smarting over the divorce like she is the first woman on earth to go thru one. Chei all these Friends/Rachel Green fanatics tire me ooooh 

@ Kadman
Last year Angelina Jolie admitted the had an affair? Oh God, me I don't like when people rely on Star and National Enquirer for the news fa. If you had read the real interview instead of the sensationalized cliff's note version, you'll understand what she was talking about.

You say Aniston has repeatedly denied it wasn't about children and we should believe her like she is the holder of truth meanwhile the other party has repeatedly denied they had an affair but noooooooooo. . . . that one unbelievable. Besides, all this is a moot point, shebi she has a younger man now. . . why the crying still? Na wa ooooh!

Anyjoliehoo, even if Jolie never wins an oscar again, she'd still go down in the books for making memorable movies unlike He's just not that into you, The Break Up, Derailed, Friends with money the Women Prisoner Musical and the latest woman going through the hardship of invitro movie Aniston has signed up for.

She played second fiddle to 22 dogs and Owen Wilson and we are supposed to bow down to her acting chops? Bwahahahaha!!  Oh and  Let's not forget that the movie came with a built in audience. . . fans of the Book. Shior!!


@ Topic
Who else found KW freaking annoying??!! Bliss you know I got nothing but love for you but I gotta say your girl is so affected.

Did you see the pix of her at the airport crying the Oscar like a baby? Jeez!! 


I like Nicole Kidman's introduction of The Jolie. Said she was unforgettable. . . Ya darn skippy she is!

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smallmoney:
hmmmm hw can u call the high and mighty with such. to answer your question Sisi Jinx its definately what you said.u stepped on  's toes and am still shocked he didnt bann u 2  cos it seems dats d order of the day.so hav i answered your question

Oooops. . . Mah bad!!

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!

Busy_body:
Sisthren Musketeress, to think I was compiling that long epistle to fill u in on the gaps, and then come to find the thread locked Chei e pain me no be small

Anyhoo, me I no wan be moderator, no be for this testosterone filled domain, I no get the balls. I don't want them to break me and I am not ready to be broken and hung and drawn and quartered

Igwe has been inconsolable because he was bypassed for the role, so every morning I have to wake up before the cock crows and check you, Igwe, myself and wwheelz's profile to see whether we too don attain Moderator status One day one day, our profile too would change from active status to Moderator status too, abi at least we can hope

Rotflmao!! What do you mean you don't want it?!!

This one you are getting it oooh. . . how else can people like me misbehave and get away with it?

My Peeps lost!!!

Wow! Heath Ledger Won!! Did not see that coming at aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllll! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/29.gif

KB1:
You Nigerian dudes have some serious nerve talking about how uncultured Naija girls in the west are, when you fools cheat on them like no ones business and do all kind of other uncultured and sleazy stuff behind their backs. Get out of here with that bull ish. What, you expect them to be faithful and cultured with you, while y'all are able to go all out and do god knows what? How ridiculous and selfish of you to think so.

You reap what you sow. I cant even count on 10 peoples fingers how many times I've heard about some Naija guy, had a wife and kids back in Naija who he was hiding from a second wife over here, while having a girlfriend on the side somewhere else.   Naija girls in the west won't marry you or are cautious about doing so-- simply because they know how conniving too many of you'all are, better than anyone, and thus they have wise enough to take their time and choose wisely and or to simply play the guys as they have been playing them for so many years. Payback's a bitch at times.  

Rotflmao!!! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/6.gif https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/41.gif

Hey Investigative Journalist. . . I have an assignment for you.

Please find out why this thread was closed.

I hope it had nothing to do with what I said oooh.

I was drunk and high on some kinda weird fumes (long story) when I wrote that. 

Ah well, now that Monitor_1 has gone buh buh bye can I start my[b] Busy_Body for Hall Monitor[/b] campaign?

Tee hee hee hee

This is better than a soap opera. . . a mexican soap opera!!!

Ahhh, I see. . . so it it is not some Schizo whachumacallit at work here.

That's what confused me oooh

So who is Monitor1. . . an old new poster or a new old poster?

Where did Monitor1 and Monitor2 met to make arrangement before the errr. . . double crossing?

Where there any exchange of a little sumn sumn?

Where do you fit into this. . . Monitor000? 

Can I be monitor001

And for the love of all that is holy, when is someone gonna admit Seun has no leadership skills? I mean why make a new old poster or old new member or whatever this Monitor Person is (no offense sweeri) when Busy Body has done an amazing job bringing order to this section? Anyone with an Iota of sense will know her brand of monitoring is what is needed here but noooooooo, no Seun. Yeah, let's bring someone else whom no one knows are start another round of brouhaha.

Shior!

Oh No!!! Ruby Renny forgive me.

I didn't forget oooh, I just err. . . failed to remember.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVELY LADY

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Now blow out your candle

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Busy_body:
Noble musketeer, do you want the long or short of it

I am too nosy for the short version oooh Iya lode so if you don't mind. . . the long one pleeeeeeeeease.

Blissssssssssssssss you are back!!! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/6.gif

Tell me your secret. . . Please, Please Pretty Please with cherries on top!!

sista-jay:
@ Sisi jinx


How much were you paid to say all dose nice things about naija men?

Whatever do you mean?!!

I'd say nice things about Naija men for free!!!!!

Marra of fact, I'd pay for the opportunity to say nice things about my Naija men.

Oh how I love my Naija men. . . .

Nigerian men are the best! The very best I tell you. They are so helpful and giving . . the way they go out of their way to give a woman the pleasure of catering to their needs is selflessness at its very best and they themselves are the best.

Nigerian men are so patient, especially when it comes to the part where they are telling a girl the many ways she should respect them.

Honestly, I love Nigerian men, I love them. . . even before I met them I love them. You hate them compared to how much I love them.

They are the best. . . oh wait I said that already. Ah well I can't say that enough. . . NIGERIAN MEN ARE THE BEST!! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/8.gif

This thread confuses li'l ol me ooh.

Lmao@ Shag buddies. . .

Rotflmao @ Nairaland/ Nairalist in all its chauvinistic glory.


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No Husbands.

Lmao! It's no wonder some don't respect women, when it seems like you can find 'em like you would a slipper.

Hey, Mr. Admin. . . how's about you pretend you are a little enlightened and change the WIVES bit to LIFE PARTNER, eh?

Yeah it is a blockbuster but that don't mean it's a good movie. As a matter of fact, the blockbusterness of the movie only goes to show that we will swallow anything and smile while doing it

Family Guy is the Poor Man's Simpsons.

I swear If I hear one more mention of Jenifer, I'm gonna hurt somebody.

Are we so derpived of good movies we call this crap of a movie. . . GOOD?!!

Kai!

Awww, Igwe 1 is back. . . with an exclamnation.

That alone is BIG NEWS!!!!

Welcome back doll face.

michelin89:
I won't again!

Don't mean you can't laugh at him. . . 

He amuses me, he does. My image of him is that a teeny tiny man in an extra large clown costume, trying desperately to be taken seriously as he trips over the big clown shoes. HILARIOUS!

I mean look at this. . .

JustGood:
I would have watched it the first time you did it. Its probably beyond restoration now

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JustGood:
@Sisi killer, when will you have your operation to retore your hymen?

Tee hee hee

You wanna watch? https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif

Micheline, mama always said Silence is the best answer for a fool.

Don't dignify his uncouth remarks with an answer ok. He's claimed over and over again he is older than people here. . . Methuselah, he'll have us believe he is, yet there is no evidence of it in the manner he acts.

Apart from that, how do you argue with someone who think if it doesn't happen in his presence, if he doesn't do it. . . it does not exist?! It's impossible!

Seriously, Why do you waste your time with this kinda person?!!

debosky:
Young man you are being clever by half - the import of your post (clear to anyone with half a brain cell) is that the problem is not really one as such, and is likely a creation of the media. Such a statement can be rightly interpreted as a denial of the existence of the problem.

If you bothered to research even briefly, you would know that is a SERIOUS problem.

Your disregard for women is obvious, if not you wouldn't so casually refer to a person's mother in derogatory fashion.

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alex406:
why not come out and contest lets see if you will win the contest,afterall he might be taller than you,i bet it.

Jimmy boy is that you?

Jim Iyke Is Nollywood's Sexiest Man ??!!

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Debosky, I’ve said it before but I will say it again. . . You da MAN!!!!! https://www.vpsingles.com/pics/2thumbs.gif