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Word on the street is she is going to feed him poison. !

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folahann:
your dictionary doesn't exist, u most have stolen it from a blonde's house

Tee hee

@ Topic
Anyone can be MVP if it's only one player in the team

Yeparipa! Why does HCH insist on adding me in the mix? It's bad enough I have tp deal with all this small mosquitos biting my legs ^{*Note to self, never again wear mini skirt for a peeping tom activity*}, maybe snake and a spying partner who hugs the window, now I gotta deal with Ruby's wrath? Nah, Nah I ain't playing mahself like that. Good thing KarmaMod is here.

Pushes KM on HCH's lap and wipes hand

There ya go! Now, this is more like it.

Hubba, Hubba, Oh la la

It's gerrin hot in here, so na na na na

dreeldee:
see romance https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/71.gif

Hey, I thot I was the only one who noticed, that's why I stalk. . . I mean accidentally bump into the two of them on threads. Please, move a little. . . there isn't enough space on my side of the window and I'm not sure but I think there is a snake in the bushes here.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=156674.msg2605113#msg2605113 date=1217816010]Sisikill, stop that your posting o[/quote]ROTFLMAO!!! I realized I was giving out my trade secrets, so I had to black it out like the FBI's do, ya know.  

Ah ha! so that's how it is done?

Oh, I'm so gonna get me some new names.

Jotting the various names I can make up from Sisikill

Sisikeshe, Sisipayan,

Oh no! What am I stupid? Someone can steal my names  

@Topic
I imagine the witch huntings of yesteryear where carried in the same manner. Honestly, what is the point of this thread?  

This is a toughie, I mean how does one choose between a lifetime in prison and A life time with an ugly man? If I can be assured I won't go to prison for Murder, I'll pick Beauty.

Jeebus! Okay, we know one person's daughter who will definitely remain a virgin till her wedding night and if she happens to lose it before then, it definitely won't be to her teacher.

@Notica
I wash my hands off you. . . best of luck in all your future endeavours.

A guy who is a Charlie Charlie, Knock Knock Jokes Kinda Funny - Errrr. . . No! Although, I won't completely write him off,  I'll hire him to entertain my little 4yrs nephew.

A guy with a dry. . . Borderline biting Wit - Yes! Yes! Oh God, Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss!

*Sighs*

Hmmmmm, Give me a minute here.

Anybody have a ciggy?

DeepZone:
God bless you my brother/sister, whichever one you are. That is what they've been campaigning for over a month now on nairaland. Feeding foreigners lies that yorubas are predominantly muslims.

What you have been campaigning? Do you mean promoting strife? Pitting people against one another? Spreading news you know absolutely nothing about? Oh if that's what you mean, then congratulations, you sure are doing a bang up job with your campaigning.

Usual bedroom games are not my style.

Hmmm, thanks but no thank. Not a music fan.

Lose the clothes and get in mah bedroom!

I watched a guy I onced liked but not anymore choke on fish bone and I did nothing.

African Fashion never goes out of style.

kadman:
Yeah she did die. I just remembered,  wow, I thought i knew TV,  I've met my champion

Are you being sacarstic ??

Hee hee hee,

Hi my name is Sisikill and I'm a TV addict. 

Sacarsm? Meee? Naaaaaa 

DeepZone:
Haba malam, are you a moslem again?

The better question is. . . are you?

Please let's not even get into the whole playground chant of "I know what I am but what are you?" thingy.

The point is, practice what you preach and stop being a daluru omo.

You dobala and say

"Thank you sir, May God bless you.

Ile Ise yin oni Jo na

My home is your home

What's mine is yours. . . I mean really,

What is mine is yours? *Wink, Wink*

Tee Hee Hee

Hell hath no fury that a woman scorned.

I thot I noticed a bonfire, broken hearted women having their excorcism and singing ABC.

KarmaMod, I believed. . . I soooo gave him the benefit of doubt.

He did say it was after 10 months of Endurance, does he get anything for that? No? Yeah, I figured.

Crow is NOT a good thing to eat especially on a Sunday Morning.

Notica, your love might put you two in the same level emotionally but you are still in a position of authority over her and I don't mean age, I mean as a teacher. Believe me, I understand you can't control what you feel but you have got to think about her. . . the rumors, the name calling, it's going to be brutal. Chill, just chill I beg of you. . . she's almost done with school, isn't she?

This isn't about rules, regulations or age. . . it's what taking care of her, putting her first, protecting her. If you love her. . . really love her, this will come easy to you.

notica:
What brought me into this forum is that I Kissed Her.I suddenly FELT THE IMPULSE TO DO SO AFTER 10 months of ENDURANCE.- holding my feelings- It just suddenly erupted.

You kissed her?


*Sigh*

Okay, I'll have a plate of Crow, well done, slightly salted, a side of Crow with crow toppings and Crow juice. . . no ice, please. Thanks. Oh I also have stirfried Crow to go.

This is the last time I give a Naija man the benefit of doubt. Gah! What was I thinking? It is Sexual appetite over Common sense. . . that it's always going to be, why did I think it was going to change? Stupid! Stupid! Stupid


@ Notica
You can't have it both ways. . . You can't be her teacher and her boyfriend, You can's have the girl and your job. Something has got to give. . . You think it's unfair? Welcome to the real world, my friend.

You are not even putting the girl's reputation into consideration, do you not know how VICIOUS secondary school kids can be. . . especially girls? Once they suspect something is going on, I promise you. . . they will DESTROY the poor girl but I guess you don't care about that as long as you get what you want. Some love you have for her, please do us all a favor, don't classify what you have for her as love, call it lust, call it sexual release but do not call it LOVE.

Made to honor Honor, Glorify and Worship our father in Heaven.

DeepZone:
Are we so scared of the truth nowadays even in religious threads?

OMFG! You are too much! What truth?

Okay, news flash hotshot. . . things you make up in your head ARE NOT the truth.

DeepZone:
The only reliable response so far that makes so much sense. 5 star response.

Of course it is. . . it's what you wanted to hear, isn't it? Anything to give you more ammunition to castigate people you obviously have deep-seated hatred for. It's really sad that some people are gullible enough to play into your hands.

@Topic
LMFAO!!! You're joking, right? Okay, What am I missing here. . . is this person, your reliable source, the spokesperson for Muslims everywhere coz I REFUSE to believe you opened a thread based on the opinion of ONE person. Surely you wouldn't. . . I mean aren't you the same person who is so quick to call others to order for speaking about a tribe because they are not from that tribe.


Honestly, if I didn't know better. . . or hope I know better, I'll think you're trying to start something here, afterall you are not HAUSA MUSLIM or Yoruba MUSLIM. So what gives?   

kadman:
Ha Ha, Yeah it was CSI !
You gotta love that girl,too bad she was ripped off too

Didn't The girl from CIS die. . . locked herself in the trunk or something? This one should be kissing the feet of her[i] rippers.[/i]



[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=156694.msg2600979#msg2600979 date=1217719325]the dumb bitch just messed a good scam up.

But the interesting thing is that the parents are willing to hand over 5 million to the kidnappers but if the girl asks for say a milli she would be prolly grounded. [/quote]Oh my! How right you are. . . it IS quiet interesting that they were so quick to dole out 5million to strangers in order to SPARE their DAUGHTER'S LIFE but won't give their daughter 1mil to have a GOOD TIME AT CLUBS. . . say, how many drinks and suya can 1 million buy these days? Ah, it doesn't matter, the point is, the parents obviously need someone to help them straighten their priorities. Honestly!!